A Christmas Story

[JudynTX]

I know I'm not the only one who has seen this movie over 50 times. :lol

What's your favorite scene?

Mine is

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

The whole changing of the tire scene was :lmao

[Cyrano]

"It was.......SOAP POISONING!

[katyon6th]

I'm 26 years old and I still haven't seen this movie. I feel deprived.

[coyotes_geek]

I can't put my arms down!

[coyotes_geek]

Schwartz created a minor breech of etiquitte by skipping the triple dare and going straight for the jugular..........

[JudynTX]

I'm 26 years old and I still haven't seen this movie. I feel deprived.

Katy! Please rent it and watch it. Especially after adult beverages. :lol


I can't put my arms down!

Poor Randy. :lol

[easjer]

"Oh My God, I SHOT MY EYE OUT!"

[coyotes_geek]

I'm 26 years old and I still haven't seen this movie. I feel deprived.

You are most definitely missing out. Guaranteed that TNT will show it at least 80 times between now and Christmas.

[easjer]

"Frah-gee-lay . . . must be Italian!"

[marini martini]

:lmao

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[JudynTX]

You are most definitely missing out. Guaranteed that TNT will show it at least 80 times between now and Christmas.

:tu Oh you know it.

Sons of bitches! Bumpuses! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

"No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again."

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

"No, no! Sing something else."

"Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!"

[desflood]

"Randy lay there like a slug - it was his only defense."

[bus driver]

the whole movie is great!
watch it every year on TNT

[phyzik]

The Leg Lamp :lmao

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Frag'i'le! That must be Italian! :lol

[coyotes_geek]

Ah, the warm glow of electric sex in the window......

[Kori Ellis]

timvp has seen it at least 50 times, but (I know this is almost sacrilegious) I have never seen it.

[phyzik]

timvp has seen it at least 50 times, but (I know this is almost sacrilegious) I have never seen it.

Yes. It would be comparable to a religious person never having been to a church. :lol

[JudynTX]

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:lol:lol

[Sportcamper]

Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?

Ralphie:[narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.

Ralphie: Schwartz!

[Taco]

I can't put my arms down!

+1


"Oh My God, I SHOT MY EYE OUT!"

+1


"Frah-gee-lay . . . must be Italian!"

+1


"Randy lay there like a slug - it was his only defense."

+1

[after cracking a secret code]
Ralphie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0082526/): [Reading it] Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

[desflood]

Don't know how I forgot about the bunny suit.

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"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"

[baseline bum]

Ralphie beating the shit out of that bully in the Davy Crocket cap while saying every cussword he knew takes the cake for me.

[Frenzy]

the santa scene and that mean elf.


"hooooo hooooo hoooo hooooo" scary ass santa man,

[JudynTX]

Ralphie beating the shit out of that bully in the Davy Crocket cap while saying every cussword he knew takes the cake for me.

:lol Yea, he learned those words from his dad.

[Melmart1]

The fra-gi-le/Italian line is probably my favorite. The UPS guy once made a joke about a box I got being labeled "Perishable" so I cracked back that it was a good thing it didn't say "fra-gi-le" cus I don't know Italian. He didn't get it. :depressed

[easjer]

:lol Melmart. That's funny!

[benefactor]

[after cracking a secret code]
Ralphie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0082526/): [Reading it] Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Win.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Love this movie. It's one of those that my Dad loved too, so I always miss him when I see it.


I've probably seen it at least 40 times.

[Strike]

Flick flailing about while his tongue is stuck to the pole is one of my favorite shots in the entire movie. Even better is the look on his face while he sits at his desk, tongue wrapped up, that look of pitiful agony makes me cackle maniacally every single time.

Oh, and this...

Ralphie Narrating: The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was...
Ralphie's Dad: NOT A FINGA!!!!!

[Crookshanks]

I was looking thru a mail-order catalog the other day, and they had Christmas lights that look like the Leg Lamp. Can you imagine hanging that string of lights up? Tacky, tacky, tacky - but so funny it would be worth it! :lol

Oh - and they had a nightlight also! :lol

[Melmart1]

:lol Melmart. That's funny!

You woulda laughed more if you'd seen it. We'd been semi-flirting for a few minutes, which surprised me since he obviously had other deliveries. But when I cracked that joke, there was complete silence and then he said "well, gotta go!" I guess I should have done the bend and snap instead. :lol