Are the greatest players in every sport cheating dirtbags?

[jazzypimp]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

[Culburn369]

No, guys like strange wool. To us it's just polishin' the knob. Women see it completely different. In that chasm twixt man & woman lay a wasteland of broken shit.

[jazzypimp]

No, guys like strange wool. To us it's just polishin' the knob. Women see it completely different. In that chasm twixt man & woman lay a wasteland of broken shit.

Culburn, we all know of your difficulties training your own peen. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work. So let this be your first lesson.

Rule#1: Your peen is supposed to go in a vagina, not a butthole!

Lets see if you can abide by this rule, then we will move on to rule 2.

[Culburn369]

Culburn, we all know of your difficulties training your own peen. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work. So let this be your first lesson.

Rule#1: Your peen is supposed to go in a vagina, not a butthole!

Lets see if you can abide by this rule, then we will move on to rule 2.

My mistake, Jazzy, I thought you were aiming for a cogent conversation.:rolleyes

[jazzypimp]

My mistake, Jazzy, I thought you were aiming for a cogent conversation.:rolleyes

Do we ever have cogent conversations cubby?

[Culburn369]

Do we ever have cogent conversations cubby?

No, so when I saw this subject and your serious bent I was pleased.

[jazzypimp]

No, so when I saw this subject and your serious bent I was pleased.

hahaha.. fair enough, its just hard to take you seriously

[urunobili]

cheating > being loyal to one hole... :wakeup

[Culburn369]

I think this subject is great. Guys will put it into anything wet & hairy. It's instinctive. And then they want to carry on in their life like nothing has happened because in their mind nothing has. It's just sex---wet & hairy strange hole, or, wife/girlfriend. Women ain't no where near with that thought process. They can't even fathom it's base. The look on a woman's face when you present that thesis is amazing. And therein is the trouble.

[urunobili]

If you eat apples each single day of your life.... it's necessary to get some strawberries to both change the game a little and realize how good or bad daily apples are

[Culburn369]

cheating > being loyal to one hole... :wakeup

And the one hole is always a greater time. Gettin' it with strange wool is a traumatic experience for the male human psyche...with judgment in the numbering system on a loop. It never looks as good as you thought, or, feel as good as you thought. It's like the eternal search for the ultimate shave, you keep trying.

[Dex]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt21r0dVLc1qzohnlo1_500.jpg

[duhoh]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt21r0dVLc1qzohnlo1_500.jpg

:lol

[duncan228]

Tim Duncan

It does appear that Duncan has been happily, and faithfully, married to his college sweetheart. There's never been any dirt about him with other women.

[NRHector]

Tim DuncanDavid Robinson

[Culburn369]

Though it is a kick to see Woods dragged off that high horse...down into the shit where he was bound & determined not to go.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Cheating on your wife is overblown. Most Americans do it, athlete or not. If an athlete and his wife have an agreement, an "open marriage" if you will, and he's allowed to cheat, it's not really cheating. I'm sure plenty of women are happy to live off an NBA player regardless of them seeing a few women on the side.

[The Gemini Method]

DOK is right...it's not a huge surprise if a celebrity wants extra vag on the side. It is however, quite disturbing that Culbs keeps referring to the wet & wooly like we were stuck in a 70's porn shoot with John Holmes. Oh by the way, totally inclusive--Happy AIDS recognition day.

[Culburn369]

Ok, then how bout trim? It's still wet & succulent and that's what important.

[The Gemini Method]

That's more like it, Culbster. I guess, though, Tiger should take notes from other people who like a variety on how to keep it a secret--or, the next time won't be scratches and bruises.

[redzero]

>implying that the majority of players don't cheat on their wives/girlfriends anyway.

Also, Tim Duncan is a vagrant.

[Culburn369]

Tiger should take notes from other people who like a variety on how to keep it a secret--or, the next time won't be scratches and bruises.

...from trying to save you with that 9 Iron thru the back window of the SUV.:rolleyes

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

DOK is right...it's not a huge surprise if a celebrity wants extra vag on the side.


IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.

[Culburn369]

IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.

You stupid ass, you, she'd still get half of everything if she divorced him.

[The Gemini Method]

IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.

She knew then and there, that there wouldn't be any need to go to Community College--she was set. Well, that and the fact that she popped out two seeds. She is pretty much on her way to cocktail dreams and diprovan destinies from here on out.

[The Gemini Method]

You stupid ass, you, she'd still get half of everything if she divorced him.

Half of the piece of toast isn't nearly as good as she got; the whole toast with extra motherfuckin' butter and preservatives. It isn't like she doesn't give that guilt trip about his infidelities. So, in essence, she is living better together with Kobe than divorced.

[IronMexican]

Peyton Manning is not.

[MiamiHeat]

If you had all the money, all the fame. You had beautiful women left and right in the thousands just wanting to bang you because of said money and fame. You think you are being loyal to the same woman for the rest of your life?

Yeah, I would.

Being completely happy > losing your wife

Being able to have a loving family > being alone with bitches who don't care about you and are only with you because of who you are

Being able to look at yourself in the mirror and be proud of what you built >>>>> being a man whore who lives a hedonistic lifestyle


Obviously, it's not easy to be faithful. Women are gorgeous. I have been tempted a million times, and I would have really loved to do it, but I don't, and I don't regret it.

[MiamiHeat]

also

having sex while you are both in love and happy together is a...a new level of euphoria. it is the best sexual experience you can have. there is no comparison.

[The Gemini Method]

Peyton Manning is not.

How do YOU know? How do any of us really know what lives other people live? We don't. And in reality, it doesn't really matter nor should it. I could care less if Peyton is hooking up with someone on those Bravia commercials nor would I even be surprised.

[Culburn369]

Half of the piece of toast isn't nearly as good as she got; the whole toast with extra motherfuckin' butter and preservatives. It isn't like she doesn't give that guilt trip about his infidelities. So, in essence, she is living better together with Kobe than divorced.

I'm sure he's on an extremely short leash. Frankly I'm shocked he has not backslid. I'm confident he had quite a life away from her filled with all manner of goodies. That is difficult to go cold turkey from. Oh, Lord, the loss is probably devastating in his quieter/alone moments.

[Culburn369]

also

having sex while you are both in love and happy together is a...a new level of euphoria. it is the best sexual experience you can have. there is no comparison.

He's right.

[Culburn369]

Yeah, I would.

Being completely happy > losing your wife

Being able to have a loving family > being alone with bitches who don't care about you and are only with you because of who you are

Being able to look at yourself in the mirror and be proud of what you built >>>>> being a man whore who lives a hedonistic lifestyle


Obviously, it's not easy to be faithful. Women are gorgeous. I have been tempted a million times, and I would have really loved to do it, but I don't, and I don't regret it.

Bless you.

You're a sage.

[MiamiHeat]

How do YOU know? How do any of us really know what lives other people live? We don't. And in reality, it doesn't really matter nor should it. I could care less if Peyton is hooking up with someone on those Bravia commercials nor would I even be surprised.

I agree.

EVERYONE is still a human. We should stop making up these fake ideas about people being squeaky clean.

How on earth can you turn down girls like this, unless you REALLY are serious about your family?

It's hard as fuck.

qsomAsdmoQs

[Culburn369]

You can be REALLY serious about your family and yet stray.

It's not a cyclical hit though. It's a structural hit. And some relationships cannot survive such a hit.

[ezau]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

Manny Pacquiao
MJ ( The basketball player I mean )

[ezau]

Yeah, I would.

Being completely happy > losing your wife

Being able to have a loving family > being alone with bitches who don't care about you and are only with you because of who you are

Being able to look at yourself in the mirror and be proud of what you built >>>>> being a man whore who lives a hedonistic lifestyle


Obviously, it's not easy to be faithful. Women are gorgeous. I have been tempted a million times, and I would have really loved to do it, but I don't, and I don't regret it.

This

[borders]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

Money doesn't buy class. Garbage just becomes rich garbage.

[HarlemHeat37]

I never understand why Kobe is mentioned with guys like that with talk of adultery..

Cheating on somebody happens a lot, it's not a huge deal..Kobe has done A LOT worse than that..Kobe shouldn't be compared to guys like Jordan and Tiger, he should be compared to guys like OJ and Vick..

[borders]

I never understand why Kobe is mentioned with guys like that with talk of adultery..

Cheating on somebody happens a lot, it's not a huge deal..Kobe has done A LOT worse than that..Kobe shouldn't be compared to guys like Jordan and Tiger, he should be compared to guys like OJ and Vick..

There is only one kind of garbage. Garbage.

[flipcritic]

O please give me a break. Pretty much every adult out there has gone through these matters of the heart. And like all personal problems, there's more to it than what you hear about it.

All of this talk of moral absolutism regarding relationships is really pathetic. If we were really mature about the subject, we'd agree that these elite athletes simply have personal problems like the rest of us. So instead of judging these people as if we've never had the same problems before, we ought to let them sort it out.

But no, this is an internet forum.

[borders]

O please give me a break. Pretty much every adult out there has gone through these matters of the heart. And like all personal problems, there's more to it than what you hear about it.

All of this talk of moral absolutism regarding relationships is really pathetic. If we were really mature about the subject, we'd agree that these elite athletes simply have personal problems like the rest of us. So instead of judging these people as if we've never had the same problems before, we ought to let them sort it out.

But no, this is an internet forum.

So you are joining the dump then. Speaking of pathetic...

[jdev82]

Tim Duncan

are you joking? tim smashes kobes wife up and down the stairs every morning. this is common knowledge

[sabar]

Is it possible for any man to satisfy their peen with one woman??

fixed

[icem]

a man is only as faithful as his options. guys who never get any ass are the only ones who bitch at guys who do and are "unfaithful" to their GFs/wives.

also, i dont think some of you really understand human nature. we are very sexual beings. hell just about all of our behavior is geared toward getting laid. being one person for the rest of your life is completely unrealistic, ESPECIALLY for someone rich and famous.

[Culburn369]

ESPECIALLY has nothing to do with it. The remainder of your second paragraph is the absolute goods though.

[HarlemHeat37]

I think that's bullshit actually..

I don't care whether people cheat on their girlfriend/wives or not, it's up to them, I'm not going to judge them..but I've had 2 longtime girlfriends for 4/5 of the last 6 years, and I've never cheated on either of them..it has little to do with options, since I've had plenty, including friends of theirs..you have temptation? all you need to do is let the kids out of the playground, you'll forget about it for a while..

Being in a relationship with somebody and cheating on them is stupid IMO..if you're going to be in a relationship with somebody, what's the point of cheating?..cheating on somebody means you don't respect them IMO, and if you don't respect somebody, you shouldn't be dating them..

If you're bored with your girl, spice shit up..it's kind of immature IMO, but obviously people are free to do whatever they want..

[Culburn369]

you have temptation? all you need to do is let the kids out of the playground, you'll forget about it for a while..(what do you mean here, Har?)

Being in a relationship with somebody and cheating on them is stupid IMO..if you're going to be in a relationship with somebody, what's the point of cheating?

Because you want to eat your cake and have it too.

[MiamiHeat]

he means ejaculate. masturbate or get it on with your girlfriend.

let the sperm out

[Culburn369]

You mean the it's not easy to be faithful part. For instance, you could walk away from that girl with the pink ribbon & deep crevice if it were understood you were chosen?

[DeadlyDynasty]

anybody else find it hilarious that a Utah fan made a thread about monogamy?

[Ghazi]

anybody else find it hilarious that a Utah fan made a thread about monogamy?

:lol

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

If you eat apples each single day of your life.... it's necessary to get some strawberries to both change the game a little and realize how good or bad daily apples are

That's why it's a good idea to have a single life before you settle down, but once you make the choice to be with one woman you oughta stick to the commitment... don't want the commitment, don't make it in the first place.


And the one hole is always a greater time. Gettin' it with strange wool is a traumatic experience for the male human psyche...with judgment in the numbering system on a loop. It never looks as good as you thought, or, feel as good as you thought. It's like the eternal search for the ultimate shave, you keep trying.

I call it the "grass is greener" illusion. It applies to people who cheat on their partners (and then usually go back to them, and if found out almost always go back to them pleading for forgiveness), overconsumption, and all kinds of other destructuve behaviours.

It's quite simple - many people are on a constant search for "something better" (perfection), which in most cases doesn't exist. In doing this, they fail to fully appreciate and be grateful for what they have.

There are obvious exceptions to this, like abusive situations, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a generation of human beings who don't understand, or choose not to act on, the concept of restraint.


If you had all the money, all the fame. You had beautiful women left and right in the thousands just wanting to bang you because of said money and fame. You think you are being loyal to the same woman for the rest of your life?

So don't get married in the first place. Marriage is a commitment to the woman that you are hers and hers alone for life. She makes the same commitment to you. Aren't ready for the responsibility of that, don't sign up. But if you do sign up you oughta grow the fuck up and take it seriously, no matter what is "offered to you". Resisting temptation and the easy road is a part of being a responsible adult.

[urunobili]

anybody else find it hilarious that a Utah fan made a thread about monogamy?

:owned

[SpursFanFirst]

Peyton Manning is not.

:lmao I beg to differ. He, unfortunately, has quite the reputation here in town.

[Joseph Smith]

anybody else find it hilarious that a Utah fan made a thread about monogamy?

Real Utah boys know it is not right or proper to only wed one lady.

[BRHornet45]

son they ALL do it ... yes even Timmy Duncan. you would be foolish to think otherwise.

[MiamiHeat]

There are obvious exceptions to this, like abusive situations, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a generation of human beings who don't understand, or choose not to act on, the concept of restraint.


You can thank the fucking idiot hippies of the 1960's.

[djohn2oo8]

son they ALL do it ... yes even Timmy Duncan. you would be foolish to think otherwise.

Right. Kobe is just the only one to recently get caught, in the NBA

[Culburn369]

I call it the "grass is greener" illusion. It applies to people who cheat on their partners (and then usually go back to them, and if found out almost always go back to them pleading for forgiveness), overconsumption, and all kinds of other destructuve behaviours.

It's quite simple - many people are on a constant search for "something better" (perfection), which in most cases doesn't exist. In doing this, they fail to fully appreciate and be grateful for what they have.

There are obvious exceptions to this, like abusive situations, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a generation of human beings who don't understand, or choose not to act on, the concept of restraint.

Very good, Ruff.

[Culburn369]

BREAKING NEWS!

Tiger Woods says he regrets "transgressions"

Golfer says in statement that he has let his family down.]]]

No more good times for Tiger.

Drudgery on the 19th hole.

[nkdlunch]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

why you hatin on the players? hate the game, not the player

[nkdlunch]

son they ALL do it ... yes even Timmy Duncan. you would be foolish to think otherwise.

I would agree with you but not true. Some ppl actually are loyal to their woman for life. I know some ppl like that. I think it's genetics or something. :wow

[TFloss32]

So don't get married in the first place. Marriage is a commitment to the woman that you are hers and hers alone for life. She makes the same commitment to you. Aren't ready for the responsibility of that, don't sign up. But if you do sign up you oughta grow the fuck up and take it seriously, no matter what is "offered to you". Resisting temptation and the easy road is a part of being a responsible adult.

Interesting thread. While we're on the subject...would you rather:

1.) Have a woman who is the love of your life (beautiful, but not the pin-up type) that will devote her life to you and help raise a family? She genuinely wants to be with you regardless of your financial situation.

OR...

2.) Be single and have a playmate-esque type on the side with no strings attached that you can sleep with whenever you want? A "bust it baby" if you will...she may care about you, she may not.

I'm genuinely interested to hear what y'all have to say since I presume we're all regular joes (for the most part).

[nkdlunch]

most ppl will want #1 and #2

[borders]

Hopefully Elin is smart and realizes that scumbags like Tiger will NEVER change, they just get better at getting away with their transgressions. She should divorce him, take everything she can get from him (and that would be more than any human being will ever need) and move on with her life while she is still young and beautiful. That's the ONLY way she will ever come out a winner from this. A big winner too.

[Culburn369]

That's why >>>OR<<< nobody has in good conscience answered yet.

[Culburn369]

Hopefully Elin is smart and realizes that scumbags like Tiger will NEVER change, they just get better at getting away with their transgressions. She should divorce him, take everything she can get from him (and that would be more than any human being will ever need) and move on with her life while she is still young and beautiful. That's the ONLY way she will ever come out a winner from this. A big winner too.

Yes.

[Mormon Jazz Fan]

anybody else find it hilarious that a Utah fan made a thread about monogamy?


The Koz will come after you if you make comments like that.

[adidas11]

If I were a professional athlete making that kind of bank, there is no way in hell that I would get married. Save marriage for after you retire, and aren't as well known anymore.

[The Gemini Method]

I guess what happens in Vegas truly doesn't stay in Vegas...

But the clamor for what's morally right when it comes to mongamy is kind've pointless. It is funny though that we continuously get excited when a celebrity does fu@# someone outside his/her marriage like it is something new. Man, its been going down since the days of Julius Caesar and probably even before that. Nothing will change and the main thing is to live your life to whatever parameters you see fit.

[Culburn369]

the main thing is to live your life to whatever parameters you see fit.

& make sure you don't bust thru those parameters to where someone sees you.

[borders]

the main thing is to live your life to whatever parameters you see fit.

That is a great prescription to anarchy, if that is your thing.

[The Gemini Method]

& make sure you don't bust thru those parameters to where someone sees you.

Indeed.

I don't think Tiger is necessarily a scumbag for what he did because, well, I don't know the guy personally and to judge him for his indiscretions would be counter to my personal belief system. However, I don't know how you can go from Norwegian supermodel to Vegas cocktail waitress. Well, at least she wasn't like the mistresses you see the people on Jerry Springer co-horting with...

[Culburn369]

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird shit in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

[Frenzy]

"..a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!.."

[Culburn369]

I like girls,,,,once they move into womanhood it's not near as good.

Like the difference twixt Madeleine Stowe in "Unlawful Entry" & today is light years.

[jazzypimp]

I fucking love the polygamy jokes!! You could say that if Polygamy was legal we wouldn't be having this fucking discussion would we. I bet all the pro athletes would approve!

[The Gemini Method]

That is a great prescription to anarchy, if that is your thing.

I'm not preaching Anarchy as a whole, but in your own personal life I'm suggesting that you live the way you need to. Whether that is steeped in infidelity or loyal to your spouse. Should be no one telling you who you stick it to except yourself (and maybe family).

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Very good, Ruff.

Thanks.


Interesting thread. While we're on the subject...would you rather:

1.) Have a woman who is the love of your life (beautiful, but not the pin-up type) that will devote her life to you and help raise a family? She genuinely wants to be with you regardless of your financial situation.

OR...

2.) Be single and have a playmate-esque type on the side with no strings attached that you can sleep with whenever you want? A "bust it baby" if you will...she may care about you, she may not.

I'm genuinely interested to hear what y'all have to say since I presume we're all regular joes (for the most part).

Definitely, without a doubt, #1. I don't see the point in random sex any more. Sure, when you're in your late-teens/early-20s spreading it around and having some fun makes sense, but when you grow up (usually late 20s) you come to realise that there's more to life than random encounters.

Also, sex with someone you already know well is almost always better than sex with someone you don't.


I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird shit in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

Nympho, eh? Wow. How'd you like to be the husband, watching that shit? :vomit:

I'd rather be alone than have a wife like that.

[Spursmania]

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird shit in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

You are one screwed up guy Culburn.
That story is just:vomit:

[HarlemHeat37]

Running trains has never appealed to me, leftovers don't have the same appeal, same as food..a lot of dudes are into it though, so whatever turns you on..

Although the girls that usually take part in this over here are generally C-C+ quality, so nothing appealing..

[SpursFanFirst]

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird shit in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

This can't be for real, can it?
I mean, I guess I can believe the top half...but then you went home and told your wife?!?!?
:huh

[HarlemHeat37]

Well to be fair, his wife must have her own problems if she actually decided to marry Culburn..

[DJB]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

Tim.
Duncan.

[Culburn369]

This can't be for real, can it?
I mean, I guess I can believe the top half...but then you went home and told your wife?!?!?
:huh

A course it's real. My Katie-girl is like Mrs. Kirilenko/I'm permitted a tryst once or twice a year.

[The Gemini Method]

A course it's real. My Katie-girl is like Mrs. Kirilenko/I'm permitted a tryst once or twice a year.

To whence one would say; lies! What you described up there hardly fits the definition of tryst. That, my friend, is the makings of a low-budget porn that desperate 5th year seniors in college make. All Hank Moody kidding aside, I highly doubt your wife would accept a virtual pornucopia of sexletting.

[Culburn369]

To whence one would say; lies! What you described up there hardly fits the definition of tryst. That, my friend, is the makings of a low-budget porn that desperate 5th year seniors in college make. All Hank Moody kidding aside, I highly doubt your wife would accept a virtual pornucopia of sexletting.

I can only state the facts. Your belief is your own lookout.

[The Gemini Method]

That is true...

Is this a common occurence in the North Phoenix area? Because the last time I was there, I had a hard enough time staying awake. Perhaps if there were lusty parties like the one mentioned in your earlier post, It would be more adventerous than the previous trip to PHX...haha.

[Culburn369]

I got lucky. I called the number and the guy never got back to me. So I gave up. All the sudden one night the phone rings and it's him, says its the next nite, gives me the address and I headed over.

Phoenix is like any big city: there is always sexual adventures to be had. I met up with these two girls in West Phoenix one nite. It was prearranged for money at a motel (Fairfield Inn) along the I-10 Freeway. They were supposedly gorgeous lesbians. So, we agreed to meet over there for a good time. I'd watch, and/or join in if I felt the urge. By God, it was like a miracle, no muss, no fuss, no driver. They were young, white, and perfection personified. & they were really into each other. No act, it was real. It was fantastic.

[jacobdrj]

Gretzkey?

[jazzypimp]

I got lucky. I called the number and the guy never got back to me. So I gave up. All the sudden one night the phone rings and it's him, says its the next nite, gives me the address and I headed over.

Phoenix is like any big city: there is always sexual adventures to be had. I met up with these two girls in West Phoenix one nite. It was prearranged for money at a motel (Fairfield Inn) along the I-10 Freeway. They were supposedly gorgeous lesbians. So, we agreed to meet over there for a good time. I'd watch, and/or join in if I felt the urge. By God, it was like a miracle, no muss, no fuss, no driver. They were young, white, and perfection personified. & they were really into each other. No act, it was real. It was fantastic.


I knew you had to pay for the shit you get!! I guess when you're 55 you gotta do waht you can to get that limp noodle up!

[lefty]

Gretzkey?
5 hole !

[Culburn369]

I knew you had to pay for the shit you get!! I guess when you're 55 you gotta do waht you can to get that limp noodle up!

Sure, I paid for the lesbian action, but, the gang-bang was gratis. Regardless, it's never free...you always pay for it.

& don't ever laugh at my now limp noodle. In it's prime when I was gang-bangin' & lesbianin' it was as fine a piece a meat as has ever hung from Smith & Wollensky's. Make no misteak about that.

[The Gemini Method]

I must say, Culby is a riot...glad to have you amongst the Laker bretheren...sir.