Bigfoot is Puro WESTSIDE!!!

[Taco]

:lmao this is out by my house


http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Callers-say-Bigfoot-creature-spotted-on-West-Side/bjixoTFGbE-mrYo5WS1E4w.cspx

SAN ANTONIO -- Police and News 4 WOAI have been getting calls about bizarre sightings.

The callers told News 4 WOAI they saw a large, hairy, Bigfoot-type creature at Highway 151 and Loop 1604 on the West Side Monday. Police got a similar call Monday night at the same location.

Two weeks ago, News 4 WOAI reported that a monkey or ape of some sort was spotted on Southwest Loop 410.

The technicians at J.D.'s Paint and Body Shophttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Callers-say-Bigfoot-creature-spotted-on-West-Side/bjixoTFGbE-mrYo5WS1E4w.cspx#) showed News 4 WOAI crews footprints on their dumpster, proof of what one described as a "baboon."

[Frenzy]

I think they just say Shaq

[JudynTX]

Set a trap! :lol

[lebomb]

Aw man, that just one of those Westside Chupracabra Dogs walkin upright. They can do that!!!

[panic giraffe]

thats not the westside, that's almost castroville.

i hate the fact that most local news outlets don't own a compass. like when they report on blanco south of 410 as "the south side"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Manny taking up jogging?

[koriwhat]

i cant believe this shit is considered "news"! fuckin mx dogs are chupacabres and now some wannabe bigfoot on the southside? how the fuck is this shit news?

[mrsmaalox]

So a Bigfoot sighting is NOT news??

[koriwhat]

So a Bigfoot sighting is NOT news??

not at all! just like alien abductions and ghosts. not news!

if you are dumb enough to believe in bigfoot then i guess it's news.

[mrsmaalox]

not at all! just like alien abductions and ghosts. not news!

if you are dumb enough to believe in bigfoot then i guess it's news.

So when Bigfoot is chasing you down the street nipping at your ass, will it be news then? :lol

[koriwhat]

So when Bigfoot is chasing you down the street nipping at your ass, will it be news then? :lol

won't ever happen! that's the problem here... people who like to believe in bs are also those reporting news. it's almost as good as believing in the bs the bible has to offer. yeah i went there!

[mrsmaalox]

won't ever happen! that's the problem here... people who like to believe in bs are also those reporting news. it's almost as good as believing in the bs the bible has to offer. yeah i went there!

I'm cool with that :tu :lol

[koriwhat]

I'm cool with that :tu :lol

as i can tell by your title under your screenname.

[ashbeeigh]

thats not the westside, that's almost castroville.

i hate the fact that most local news outlets don't own a compass. like when they report on blanco south of 410 as "the south side"

well at least they didn't call it the 'northwest side'. If they're going to call it west anything they should call it 'far west side'.

Westsiders who call themselves northwesters piss me off. Maybe Bigfoot should eat them.

[mookie2001]

Westsiders who call themselves northwesters piss me off



theyll take your job

[ashbeeigh]

theyll take your job

What job?

[Frenzy]

i think he means your old job.

[ashbeeigh]

i think he means your old job.

The humor didn't come across either way.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I just got home from a basketball game at Warren High School and made it a point to check out the 151 area and I didn't see anything :(

[Taco]

:lol @ comments in this thread.

Heads up if it snows we may have to change title from Bigfoot sighting to Abominable Snowman sighting :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Manny taking up jogging?


:lol @ comments in this thread.

Heads up if it snows we may have to change title from Bigfoot sighting to Abominable Snowman sighting :lmao

[desflood]

A Yeti in San Antonio.

Hey, that'd make a great kids' book... A Yeti in San Antonio.

[mouse]

Manny taking up jogging?

Am I missing something here I have seen Manny's feet they are not that big.

And who is going to make the first ashbeeigh's feet reference?

[Sportcamper]

Well I just got home from a basketball game at Warren High School and made it a point to check out the 151 area and I didn't see anything :(

Big Foot’s are only seen if they want to be seen…One time I was camping in Oregon & a large Big Foot threw rocks at our campsite…Scary does not begin to describe it all…

[ashbeeigh]

And who is going to make the first ashbeeigh's feet reference?

Apperantly you didn't get the memo, mouse. No more feet comments.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3869527&postcount=30

[mrsmaalox]

Big Foot’s are only seen if they want to be seen…One time I was camping in Oregon & a large Big Foot threw rocks at our campsite…Scary does not begin to describe it all…

"Big Foot's"??? Wouldn't that be Big Feet? Grammar police!!

[mouse]

Apperantly you didn't get the memo, mouse. No more feet comments.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3869527&postcount=30

Nice mini meltdown you had, it was worth reading. Sorry to hear how all this time those comments were upsetting I wonder why you never said anything sooner?

I guess I will have to stay updated on who we can still clown with at ST.

Is Angel_Luv still the resident Bible thumper? Is Sequ still a midget?

Did TlongII stop having sex with sheep?

Someone update me quick before I put my foot in my mouth!

(no pun intended)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Big Foot's"??? Wouldn't that be Big Feet? Grammar police!!

I don't think it applies to proper names.

[Sportcamper]

Sasquatch’s ?

[Taco]

Eddie Murphy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/): [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this [quickly shakes head back and forth] and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
[Eddie mimes his shoe-throwing noise] You missed me, bitch!

[Nbadan]

They think its a baboon that got away from the SWT research facility

[spursfan09]

They think? They should know! Someone needs to take an inventory of the monkeys. You'd think they keep track.

[MiamiHeat]

It's just me guys

I locked myself out of the house in my boxes and no shirt. So i had to walk across town to my friends house for the extra key.

[JudynTX]

they think its a baboon that got away from the swt research facility

wtf?

[desflood]

Eddie Murphy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/): [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this [quickly shakes head back and forth] and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
[Eddie mimes his shoe-throwing noise] You missed me, bitch!
:rollin

I was listening to that cd last week!

[mrsmaalox]

San Antonio's BigFoot caught on camera!

http://www.foxsanantonio.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/vid_578.shtml

[desflood]

Hard to see clearly in the dark, but the shape and movement are reminiscent of a chimp.

[Pistons < Spurs]

'I'm dead serious': San Antonio couple calls 911 after 'Bigfoot' sighting

San Antonio police have released a 911 dispatch call reporting a "Bigfoot" sighting.

The audio recording between a dispatcher and the homeless couple lasts more than eight minutes. In it, the primary caller appears sober and deliberate as she describes the beast Nov. 30.

“And I know you guys are going to think I'm crazy, but I'm dead serious," she says on the recording. "This big thing was 75 feet away from me, smelled awful, devoured a whole deer carcass, and then took off and screamed, screeched, and took off across the street.”

“I'm going to tell you right now, I've lived in the woods six years. Swear to God, I've never seen nothing like this. I'm 6'3"; it's bigger than me,” said her 63-year old husband.

The couple claims the creature walked upright as it carried the deer carcass off into the woods.

Police reports indicate dispatchers sent an officer by the location that night, but he found no sign of the couple or the beast.

The callers said they were living in a tent in the woods in northwest San Antonio, near the intersection of Highway 151 and Loop 1604. The area has acres of wooded terrain surrounding it.

http://www.kfgo.com/regionalnews_Detail.php?ID=10846

[EmptyMan]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/harry_hendersons.jpg

[I. Hustle]

That's by where I work and Nov. 30th was my birthday. I don't remember everything that happened but it would explain why I woke up with the taste of deer blood in my mouth.