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BacktoBasics
12-03-2009, 03:53 PM
I'm still kinda laughing about it but I couldn't hold back the story any longer because its just too good. So one of the dirties out back cut off half his finger 20 minutes ago. Actually it wasn't cut but sliced off by a poorly placed jack. Anyway I heard the yelp and sure enough it was a clean sever. Old lady co-worker blurted out to me to go inside and get some ice so we can put his finger on it. I rushed in and then it hit me. I grabbed the ice trays that these guys pee in. In case you didn't know some of the dicks out back piss in this old guys ice trays. Some kind of cruel joke but mainly because they hate the dude. So now half this guys left pointy finger is swimming in a casserole of melting urine. This is gonna be hilarious if he gets an infection. I'll keep you guys posted.
lil'mo
12-03-2009, 04:04 PM
dirties, like your wife?
lil'mo
12-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Probably one or more of your babies daddy. Be nice to those Mexicans, they gave you your children.
BacktoBasics
12-03-2009, 04:07 PM
You didn't waste any time. I love how you just wait patiently for me to post something so you can swoop in and get a quick jolly.

Satisfied?
Oh, Gee!!
12-03-2009, 04:08 PM
yellow ice cubes?
lil'mo
12-03-2009, 04:08 PM
It's not that, we just happen to have similar posting hours. I'm not making jollies, just conversation.
BacktoBasics
12-03-2009, 04:10 PM
yellow ice cubes?red now.
BacktoBasics
12-03-2009, 04:10 PM
It's not that, we just happen to have similar posting hours. I'm not making jollies, just conversation.Lets make this entire thread about you. I know you need it.
mrsmaalox
12-03-2009, 04:11 PM
Urine is sterile. You probably helped him :rolleyes
lil'mo
12-03-2009, 04:13 PM
Lets make this entire thread about you. I know you need it.

This whole 7-post thread!! :wow Yeah I need it, give it to me. :rolleyes
jaffies
12-03-2009, 04:19 PM
Tangy, Kinda Salty Irony
marini martini
12-03-2009, 04:21 PM
Tangy, kind of salty, red irony
BacktoBasics
12-03-2009, 04:22 PM
This whole 7-post thread!! :wow Yeah I need it, give it to me. :rolleyesAre you hitting on me?
lil'mo
12-03-2009, 04:47 PM
No.
BlackSwordsMan
12-03-2009, 04:49 PM
urine is full of vitamins, you're such a nice guy
Bukefal
12-03-2009, 05:06 PM
infection? Urine works the opposite way, it's sterile as mrsmaalox already said