Twitter humor

[MiamiHeat]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays


A funny twitter account made by a son to document all the funny stuff his dad says.

[MiamiHeat]

my favorites :

"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

[Zombie]

Twitter is as funny as the Troll forum:rolleyes

[Slomo]

"My mate Dennis said his girlfriend introduced him to twitter. Apparently it's the sensitive area between her twat and her shitter."

[marini martini]

:lmao

Slomo, who the hell did you give your password to???

[Stringer_Bell]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays


A funny twitter account made by a son to document all the funny stuff his dad says.

Not really funny, it's like a one-off stand up routine. I also doubted it's legitimacywhen I first read it back in the day when the dude would update it at 9am every morning like clockwork - every day. Suuure, his dad says funny shit every day or he says so much funny shit he's got a notebook full of it. :rolleyes