Official Memo to the Horns and Mac Brown

[Amarelooms]

It's game day. Luckily I was able to find someone to cover my ER shift and will have my full focus on the game tonight. First I'm going to watch FL vs Bama and hope Bama finds a way to win after they beat the shit out of eachother. Bama should be much easier to beat in the NC game.

Now I fully expect good play calling and aggressive passes deep. Move the pocket away from that fat ass Nebraska DL..Suh...Pooo..WHATEVER. Double team him if necessary. On D put 8 in the box and stop those mediocre RB's...Hulu or whatever the fuck his name is. Force their crappy QB to beat you.

I'm in no mood for foolishness today and expect Colt to bring his A+ game with the pass deep as well as running when it's open. Hook Em Horns!!!

:elephant

[MackBrown]

Son...what did I tell you before? Spell my name right in your damn memos. What's a matter boy, you too stupid to do what your coach tells you?

[samikeyp]

Nice "Waterboy" reference there, coach. :tu

[J.T.]

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[Amarelooms]

JT stop hijacking my thread dummy. I'm focused on the game and don't need any distractions. I'm so pumped already and ready to knock some skulls in. TEXAS.....FIGHT.

:elephant

[MackBrown]

Son...maybe you should focus on spelling.

[J.T.]

JT stop hijacking my thread dummy. I'm focused on the game and don't need any distractions. I'm so pumped already and ready to knock some skulls in. TEXAS.....FIGHT.

:elephant


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[Amarelooms]

Good one one son...not gonna get me off my game today...I'm too focused on the task at hand

:elephant

[J.T.]

Do you think these memo threads work some kind of mojo for the Horns?

[Amarelooms]

Do you think these memo threads work some kind of mojo for the Horns?

They are undefeated so far aren't they...now stop babbling and focus on the task at hand son. Gotta come out and let those Huskers know they ain't got a chance in hell....last thing we need is them thinking they can actually win

:elephant

[J.T.]

They are undefeated so far aren't they...now stop babbling and focus on the task at hand son. Gotta come out and let those Huskers know they ain't got a chance in hell....last thing we need is them thinking they can actually win

:elephant

I haven't cut my hair all season and both my college and pro teams are undefeated

Guess you didn't get the memo

[samikeyp]

Or maybe......the Horns have been better than their opponents each game?

:D

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I haven't cut my hair all season


You goin' emo or something JT?

[J.T.]

You goin' emo or something JT?

Football ritual, jackass.

I actually cut my hair last year after Texas lost to Tech (and the Colts had already lost a few games by then) and we all know how the season ended for them.

[J.T.]

Or maybe......the Horns have been better than their opponents each game?

:D

What about the Colts though. They could easily be 9-2 or 8-3 right now.

Hair mojo. It works.

[J.T.]

Really all you have to do is look to the Bible for hair mojo

Samson's woman cut his hair

Lost all his strength

Not a coincidence

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol I was kidding.

[J.T.]

lol I was kidding.

I'm not though. My agent is actually in the middle of a bidding war with all the major networks to chronicle my football season hair growth in a reality TV series next year, finishing off with a live broadcast moments after Super Bowl XLV where I get my hair cut while watching the postgame show. Should be pretty epic.

[LOL texans]

I cut my hair every time we win....needless to say my hair stays trim on a weekly basis.

[samikeyp]

What about the Colts though. They could easily be 9-2 or 8-3 right now.

Hair mojo. It works.

Ahh....good point.

Carry on.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm not though. My agent is actually in the middle of a bidding war with all the major networks to chronicle my football season hair growth in a reality TV series next year, finishing off with a live broadcast moments after Super Bowl XLV where I get my hair cut while watching the postgame show. Should be pretty epic.


:lmao what's the show gonna be called?

[samikeyp]

:lmao what's the show gonna be called?

It's going to be Peyton standing behind JT chanting "Cut that hair!"

[J.T.]

It's going to be Peyton standing behind JT chanting "Cut that hair!"

It's gonna be hard for Peyton to be watching me get a hair cut when he's accepting his third Super Bowl MVP trophy in Dallas.

[Amarelooms]

It's gonna be hard for Peyton to be watching me get a hair cut when he's accepting his third Super Bowl MVP trophy in Dallas.

Just pray he ain't facing the Saints....Colts ain't beating the Who Dats :elephant