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RealEstateDude
12-09-2009, 03:40 AM
http://www.poptower.com/images/db/2643/450/500/jessica-alba.jpg

So they did a dna test on Yessica Alba, turns out she's 87% white, 13% native..
MiamiHeat
12-09-2009, 03:43 AM
phew, that's good to know

now we can document the percentages and correctly claim her as our own.
EmptyMan
12-09-2009, 08:54 AM
Lewis and Clark knew what was up.
Sportcamper
12-09-2009, 09:58 AM
Lewis and Clark knew what was up.
ROTFLMAO! :lmao
Frenzy
12-09-2009, 10:01 AM
saw that. she didn't look to happy about it. Who would?
I. Hustle
12-09-2009, 10:02 AM
I would ask her if she had any Mexican in her.
mrsmaalox
12-09-2009, 10:16 AM
Somehow I thought this thread was about the show "Lopez Tonight" itself. So I wanted to say that as much as I don't care for George Lopez, I saw the show last night for the first time, and I think I liked it :)
RealEstateDude
12-09-2009, 05:02 PM
I would ask her if she had any Mexican in her.

What do you think a Mexican is?

Let me answer that for you:

1/2 European (Spain-White)
1/2 Native (Indian Decent-Dark)

True "Mexican" is 1/2 Spaniard, 1/2 Mayan.

Fact...

This is where people born in Mexico say you have to be born in Mexico to be a Mexican....:hat
EmptyMan
12-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Want some?
Fpoonsie
12-09-2009, 05:08 PM
What do you think a Mexican is?

Let me answer that for you:

1/2 European (Spain-White)
1/2 Native (Indian Decent-Dark)

True "Mexican" is 1/2 Spaniard, 1/2 Mayan.

Fact...

This is where people born in Mexico say you have to be born in Mexico to be a Mexican....:hat

I FINALLY get to do one of these. Sweet.

[ahem]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/7282/original/Facepalm.jpg
RealEstateDude
12-09-2009, 05:14 PM
I FINALLY get to do one of these. Sweet.

[ahem]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/7282/original/Facepalm.jpg


LOL!!! Are you one of those "Mexicans," that hate "White" people?? Mexicans are 1/2 white....:lol
Fpoonsie
12-09-2009, 05:19 PM
I would ask her if she had any Mexican in her.


Want some?

:tu


What do you think a Mexican is?

Let me answer that for you:

1/2 European (Spain-White)
1/2 Native (Indian Decent-Dark)

True "Mexican" is 1/2 Spaniard, 1/2 Mayan.

Fact...

This is where people born in Mexico say you have to be born in Mexico to be a Mexican....

:td
Fpoonsie
12-09-2009, 05:20 PM
I shoulda let that queer, IHustle, explain it himself.
ginobili's bald spot
12-09-2009, 05:21 PM
This just in: All Mexicans are varying percentages of native mixed with white. Some mexicans are straight up white with blue eyes and some are more native looking. There is no right or wrong mix of what makes a "real Mexican".
BlackSwordsMan
12-09-2009, 06:06 PM
ever seen a chinese mexican before? trippy shit they look chinese but sound beaner
crc21209
12-09-2009, 07:37 PM
ever seen a chinese mexican before? trippy shit they look chinese but sound beaner

:lol
TDMVPDPOY
12-09-2009, 07:39 PM
her skin looks weird man in that pic, did she use skin whitening products?
CubanSucks
12-10-2009, 01:49 AM
100% blue eyed blonde haired Anglo right here motherfucker


I really thought it was kind of obvious she was AT LEAST half white
tp2021
12-10-2009, 01:52 AM
Hypothetically speaking, I won't care what she is while I fuck her