All-White All-Star Team

[dickface]

How good would the all white guys team be? And what would the lineup look like? BTW you've gotta be a purebred honky to be on this list (No Kidd or Deron Williams). And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.

PG - Nash
SG - Mike Miller
SF - AK47
PF - Nowitzki
C - Kaman

Bench
David Lee
Chase Budinger
Birdman
Brad Miller
Dunleavy
Bogut
Hansbrough

Inactive
Luke Ridnour
Troy Murphy

[mavs>spurs2]

that team could beat the hornets

[Muser]

And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.


SG - Rudy Fernandez

[dickface]

Rudy Fernandez isn't as beaner-ish as the Gasol sisters, but I changed it regardless.

[Muser]

I see you found it, pretty sucky team outside of a few players.

[JamStone]

I'd start Mike Miller at SG.

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol

[mavs>spurs2]

spaniards are white just like any other european country. the brown comes from when they mixed with the native americans. a true blooded spaniard comes from europe just like french, english, german, etc. the gasol's are white

[dickface]

I'd start Mike Miller at SG.

Very nice, i knew I was forgetting someone.

[dickface]

spaniards are white just like any other european country. the brown comes from when they mixed with the native americans. a true blooded spaniard comes from europe just like french, english, german, etc. the gasol's are white

Technically Mexicans are white too but I'm not about to put JJ Barea on the list. They're all Mexicans to me.

[Bob Lanier]

They'd beat the hell out of the All-Black All-Star Team.

Kelenna Azubuike
Luol Deng
Ime Udoka
Luc Mbah a Moute
Emeka Okafor
DJ Mbenga
DeSegana Diop
Cheikh Samb
Hasheem Thabeet

We don't even have a point guard.

[Muser]

Bogut

[IronMexican]

Technically Mexicans are white too but I'm not about to put JJ Barea on the list. They're all Mexicans to me.

:lol

[jacobdrj]

How good would the all white guys team be? And what would the lineup look like? BTW you've gotta be a purebred honky to be on this list (No Kidd or Deron Williams). And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.

PG - Nash
SG - Miller
SF - Turkoglu
PF - Nowitzki
C - Kaman

Bench
David Lee
Chase Budinger
Bargnani
Gallinari
Udrih
Peja
Ilyasova

Inactive
Luke Ridnour

Turcs are Asiatic, so do the Chinese count as white, as that is asian, and not white?
Where is Mehmet Okur, if so?

[JamStone]

spaniards are white just like any other european country. the brown comes from when they mixed with the native americans. a true blooded spaniard comes from europe just like french, english, german, etc. the gasol's are white

There is northern African and Arabian blood in many Spaniards, mixing with Moroccans through war and trade and shared territories. I'd say most Spaniards have ancestry from Africa.

[dickface]

Remember how the NHL did a "North America vs. Europe" All-Star Game once? They should do that in the NBA, just make it "Black Guys vs. Everyone Else".

[IronMexican]

They'd beat the hell out of the All-Black All-Star Team.

Kelenna Azubuike
Luol Deng
Ime Udoka
Luc Mbah a Moute
Emeka Okafor
DJ Mbenga
DeSegana Diop
Cheikh Samb
Hasheem Thabeet

We don't even have a point guard.

I got money on the white team over the African team.

[mavs>spurs2]

Technically Mexicans are white too but I'm not about to put JJ Barea on the list. They're all Mexicans to me.

hispanics aren't white. they're a mix between a white european and any of the native americans present in north or south america at the time the spanish colonized. im not sure what the technical term is for native americans, but they aren't caucasian

[dickface]

Turcs are Asiatic, so do the Chinese count as white, as that is asian, and not white?
Where is Mehmet Okur, if so?

I debated adding the Turks, but checked my chart and decided they're white enough to be white. Okur is on the team now too.

[Bob Lanier]

Remember how the NHL did a "North America vs. Europe" All-Star Game once? They should do that in the NBA, just make it "Black Guys vs. Everyone Else".
By your rules, it is extremely unlikely that any American slave-descendants in the NBA are not mongrels.

[ginobili's bald spot]

There is northern African and Arabian blood in many Spaniards, mixing with Moroccans through war and trade and shared territories. I'd say most Spaniards have ancestry from Africa.

Yup. The moors ruled spain for a while. And there is some gypsy blood there too.

[The Gemini Method]

I got money on the white team over the African team.

Look...the brownie is bowing down and showing allegiance to the honkies...way to bend over for them, IM...;)

[dickface]

By your rules, it is extremely unlikely that any American slave-descendants in the NBA are not mongrels.

The Black guys don't have to be purebred Kunta Kintes. I just wanted purebred honkys for my white team, but even that isn't going so well.

[Phenomanul]

The team should have been:

Nash
Ginobili
Turkoglu
Nowitzki
Gasol

That team would rock.

Man this is a politically incorrect subject....

[mavs>spurs2]

There is northern African and Arabian blood in many Spaniards, mixing with Moroccans through war and trade and shared territories. I'd say most Spaniards have ancestry from Africa.

I think if we get that technical, everyone is mixed with something on down the line. No caucasian is totally alike, germans, french, english, norwegian, finish, etc are all different from one another

[jacobdrj]

Yup. The moors ruled spain for a while. And there is some gypsy blood there too.

If you are a Spaniard descended from Toledo, you probably have Jewish blood too.

[dickface]

So what happened to the basketball playin honky born and bred in the USofA? I feel sick having to add all these FOBs to the team.

[ginobili's bald spot]

So what happened to the basketball playin honky born and bred in the USofA? I feel sick having to add all these FOBs to the team.

Pure bread whitey can't ball. Science proved that years ago.

[mavs>spurs2]

larry bird retired a few years ago brah :lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Pure bread whitey can't ball. Science proved that years ago.

sup nigga

[ginobili's bald spot]

sup nigga

I'm glad you aren't still mad at me.



http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj113/serokid/MyNigga1.jpg

[dickface]

oh shit! Hansbrough! How did I forget him!

[JamStone]

I think if we get that technical, everyone is mixed with something on down the line. No caucasian is totally alike, germans, french, english, norwegian, finish, etc are all different from one another

It's not that technical. Spaniards aren't white "just like any other european country" as you suggested. Their geographic proximity to northern Africa makes them quite distinct from most other European countries when it comes to the percentage of mixture with African and also Arabian bloodlines. It's too broad to lump Spaniards into a group of most European countries when it comes to how "Caucasian" they are, especially compared to countries like England and Norway and Finland, countries whose history has had far fewer mixture with African and Arabian bloodlines. Spain is similar to Italy in that regard. There's a reason why many Italians and Spaniards share darker features and curly or wavy hair.

[mavs>spurs2]

It's not that technical. Spaniards aren't white "just like any other european country" as you suggested. Their geographic proximity to northern Africa makes them quite distinct from most other European countries when it comes to the percentage of mixture with African and also Arabian bloodlines. It's too broad to lump Spaniards into a group of most European countries when it comes to how "Caucasian" they are, especially compared to countries like England and Norway and Finland, countries whose history has had far fewer mixture with African and Arabian bloodlines. Spain is similar to Italy in that regard. There's a reason why many Italians and Spaniards share darker features and curly or wavy hair.

thanks for clarifying that. i didn't know they had significantly more arabic and african blood than those other countries. i thought the differences were only very slight

[Technique]

AK-47 should be in the starting lineup.

[JamStone]

thanks for clarifying that. i didn't know they had significantly more arabic and african blood than those other countries. i thought the differences were only very slight

You're welcome. It was obvious you didn't know the difference when you stated Spaniards were "white just like any other european country."

[fyatuk]

Technically Mexicans are white too but I'm not about to put JJ Barea on the list. They're all Mexicans to me.

Well, Mexican isn't a race. Hispanic isn't really a race, either, at least by government accounting. Hispanics can be either white or non-white, and "white" hispanics count as "white."

Just saying.

[ginobili's bald spot]

It's good to see that a joke thread like this can educate people.

[jacobdrj]

IT SHOULD BE

PG - Steve Nash
SG - Mike Miller
SF - Andre Kirelinko
PF - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Chris Kaman

Bench
PG- Luke Ridnour
SG - Matt Carroll
SF - Joe Alexander
PF - Nick Collison
C- Andres Beidrens


I win.

Not bad.

[ploto]

Manu is about 75% Italian.

For some white US guys, you have Foster, Dunleavy, Murphy, and Brad Miller.

[dickface]

IT SHOULD BE

PG - Steve Nash
SG - Mike Miller
SF - Andre Kirelinko
PF - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Chris Kaman

Bench
PG- Luke Ridnour
SG - Matt Carroll
SF - Joe Alexander
PF - Nick Collison
C- Andres Beidrens


I win.

It will be what I say it is, faggot.

[dickface]

The judges have been deliberating, and decision to include the Turks has been overruled. They're officially too Oriental to be white.

[Balance]

It's good to see that a joke thread like this can educate people.

I might learn something, but that's a very specific definition of white. And I've never thought that I would be looking for the definition of "white people" in the Internet :lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people

[Unforgivable]

Leave it to Bob Lanier to think he's being extremely funny and gay up a thread in the process.

[Allanon]

How good would the all white guys team be? And what would the lineup look like? BTW you've gotta be a purebred honky to be on this list (No Kidd or Deron Williams). And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.

PG - Nash
SG - Mike Miller
SF - Dunleavy
PF - Nowitzki
C - Kaman

6th man:
Birdman

Bench:
Ryan Anderson
David Lee
Chase Budinger
Hansbrough
Luke Ridnour
Brad Miller
Troy Murphy



Fixed to remove the Euros and left only the real trailer trash/honky types who probably have Country on their iPods and Dolly Parton wallpapers. Wasn't sure about Dirk after all those party photos and Cristal, think he deserves to stay on.

Removed:
SF - AK47
Bogut
Bargnani
Gallinari

[dirk4mvp]

Most of these white guys are pretty clean cut. Can we get Birdman on there for some street cred?

[Allanon]

Most of these white guys are pretty clean cut. Can we get Birdman on there for some street cred?

How the hell did we leave off Birdman?

Fixed.

[Chieflion]

How the hell did we leave off Birdman?

Fixed.
BJ Mullens would add to the joke of your squad. And how could you forget Jason Williams, granted he is the blackest guy on Earth.

[O.J Mayo]

Fixed to remove the Euros and left only the real trailer trash/honky types who probably have Country on their iPods and Dolly Parton wallpapers. Wasn't sure about Dirk after all those party photos and Cristal, think he deserves to stay on.

Removed:
SF - AK47
Bogut
Bargnani
Gallinari
Gay Laker fag is gay laker fag. Leaving out guys like Sasha Vujacic and Luke Walton when it is convenient just shows how queer Laker fans are today.

[Allanon]

Gay Laker fag is gay laker fag. Leaving out guys like Sasha Vujacic and Luke Walton when it is convenient just shows how queer Laker fans are today.

Too bad you're one of the weak trolls on this board. Stupid and un-funny. Should have given him to Bump.

Waste of a good troll account.

[O.J Mayo]

Too bad you're one of the weak trolls on this board. Stupid and un-funny. Should have given him to Bump.

Waste of a good troll account.
Laker fag getting all defensive about something. Much like how Kobe Bryant defended himself over the rape case and saying Shaq did the same thing. Just a means to the end. My good friend Kevin Love who was traded to avoid the Gay Love combo wants to talk to you. He is upset he is disregarded as white by the likes of you. The reason why he was traded was because Laker fans would all become Grizzlies fans after seeing Gay Love was even remotely possible.

[Allanon]

Laker fag getting all defensive about something. Much like how Kobe Bryant defended himself over the rape case and saying Shaq did the same thing. Just a means to the end. My good friend Kevin Love who was traded to avoid the Gay Love combo wants to talk to you. He is upset he is disregarded as white by the likes of you. The reason why he was traded was because Laker fans would all become Grizzlies fans after seeing Gay Love was even remotely possible.

Hahah, weak troll.

Bump, please show this weakness how to troll. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Hahah, weak troll.

Bump, please show this weakness how to troll. :lol
Just jealous of the future GOAT here, aren't you? It ain't my obligation to be a good troll for the Laker queers.

[Allanon]

Just jealous of the future GOAT here, aren't you? It ain't my obligation to be a good troll for the Laker queers.

Hey, I love a good troll. Some great ones here. You just suck at it.

Take some lessons and make good use of the troll. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Hey, I love a good troll. Some great ones here. You just suck at it.

Take some lessons and make good use of the troll. :lol
Keep fearing da Juiceman. It is just because I have a clean rep and not that famous yet. If my name was Kobe Bryant, you would be hearing about the rape cases, or if I was named Tiger Woods, they would be asking, "Just how the fuck did you have 26 mistresses?"

Signing off, da Juiceman.
Co-editor: Juice da Mayo company

[Allanon]

Keep fearing da Juiceman. It is just because I have a clean rep and not that famous yet. If my name was Kobe Bryant, you would be hearing about the rape cases, or if I was named Tiger Woods, they would be asking, "Just how the fuck did you have 26 mistresses?"

Signing off, da Juiceman.
Co-editor: Juice da Mayo company

Is this supposed to be funny?

Seriously man, go learn some trolling tricks and come back and show off your shit. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Is this supposed to be funny?

Seriously man, go learn some trolling tricks and come back and show off your shit. :lol
Gay. You know I am the best shooting guard around and just trying to bring me down to bring up Kobe's rep. Da Juiceman doesn't take shit from Laker fags.

[Chieflion]

Is this supposed to be funny?

Seriously man, go learn some trolling tricks and come back and show off your shit. :lol
Dude, if he is such a bad troll, why even reply to him? Just let him die.

[Allanon]

Gay. You know I am the best shooting guard around and just trying to bring me down to bring up Kobe's rep. Da Juiceman doesn't take shit from Laker fags.

First of all, a good troll knows that "fags" is a no-no around here and will get you pinked sooner or later or get your awesome trolling threads closed.

I think "gay" is the preferred term. (ie. "gay" Laker fans) Check with forum rules.

Wouldn't want to see yah get pinked before you have a chance to learn how to troll. :lol

[Allanon]

Dude, if he is such a bad troll, why even reply to him? Just let him die.

Kind of fun trolling a troll :lol

[O.J Mayo]

First of all, a good troll knows that "fags" is a no-no around here and will get you pinked sooner or later. I think "gay" is the preferred term. (ie. "gay" Laker fans) Check with forum rules.

Wouldn't want to see yah get pinked before you have a chance to learn how to troll. :lol
What a queer. Only Laker fans call themselves gay. And Laker fans deserve to be called fags.

[Allanon]

What a queer. Only Laker fans call themselves gay. And Laker fans deserve to be called fags.

Like I said, you don't know how to troll. Once you get pinked, you get laughed at. Only troll amateurs get pinked.

Trolls in pink are kind of embarrassing. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Like I said, you don't know how to troll. Once you get pinked, you get laughed at. Only troll amateurs get pinked.

Trolls in pink are kind of embarrassing. :lol
I am a basketball player, not a queer. Pink is for Laker fans who think they know how to troll. The sad part is that when you are gay, purple suits you cause the gay color is purple.

[Allanon]

I am a basketball player, not a queer. Pink is for Laker fans who think they know how to troll. The sad part is that when you are gay, purple suits you cause the gay color is purple.

Nah, nah. Pink is for amateur trolls that get pinked for not knowing how to troll within the very relaxed forum rules.

I can appreciate a good troll but you got lots to learn young grasshoppa. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Nah, nah. Pink is for amateur trolls that get pinked for not knowing how to troll within the very relaxed forum rules.

I can appreciate a good troll but you got lots to learn young grasshoppa. :lol
Don't brainwash me to become part of your team filled queers from Kobe Bryant all the way down to Adam Morrison, Sasha Vujacic and Luke Walton. That is all I am asking of you, now gtfo.

[jacobdrj]

Wow, this thread degraded quick, fast, hard, and in a hurry. Surprising for a thread that was already teetering on the cusp of worthless to begin with.

[Allanon]

Don't brainwash me to become part of your team filled queers from Kobe Bryant all the way down to Adam Morrison, Sasha Vujacic and Luke Walton.

Don't want you to become a gay Lakerfan.

Just want you to be a good troll. :lol

[O.J Mayo]

Don't want you to become a gay Lakerfan.

Just want you to be a good troll. :lol
Only gay Laker fans troll their own fanbase calling all of them gay, I don't see the fans of da Juiceman calling themselves queers.

[Allanon]

I don't see the fans of da Juiceman calling themselves queers.

Aha! This is better...see, it ain't hard to be funny while trolling.

Now keep on learning and you'll get better and become a good Spurstalk troll we can all be proud of.

[O.J Mayo]

Aha! This is better...see, it ain't hard to be funny while trolling.

Now keep on learning and you'll get better and become a good Spurstalk troll we can all be proud of.
Gay Laker troll deserves to get his sig modified to become more queer. You don't see da Juiceman having gay sigs. No pictures of da Juiceman are ever queer.

[Allanon]

Gay Laker troll deserves to get his sig modified to become more queer. You don't see da Juiceman having gay sigs. No pictures of da Juiceman are ever queer.

Meh insult, kinda funny, not insulting.

But you are learning grasshoppa-san.

[O.J Mayo]

Meh insult, kinda funny, not insulting.

But you are learning grasshoppa-san.
Of course it is not insulting. You already admitted you are a queer. Your avatar describes you a lot. Just like how da Juiceman's avatar describes the Mayo.

[Allanon]

Of course it is not insulting. You already admitted you are a queer. Your avatar describes you a lot. Just like how da Juiceman's avatar describes the Mayo.

Ah, you're regressing again. Just when you were starting to do oh so well.

So let's begin ST Trolling lesson 2:

When you bring up stuff that nobody said, it's too easy to say you made that shit up and fuck you up with it. I never admitted I was queer. If this weren't a lesson, you'd have already lost.

I've fucked up plenty of guys here who made shit up and couldn't quote me back.

Moral of the story: Never make stuff up you can't quote back.

:lol

[O.J Mayo]

Ah, you're regressing again. Just when you were starting to do oh so well.

So let's begin ST Trolling lesson 2:

When you bring up stuff that nobody said, it's too easy to say you made that shit up and fuck you up with it. I never admitted I was queer. If this weren't a lesson, you'd have already lost.

Moral of the story: Never make stuff up you can't quote back.

:lol
Laker fan is gay. Your sig and avatar proves it all. No need for a guy of da Juiceman's calibre to quote that you admitted you were gay and queer.

[Allanon]

Laker fan is gay. Your sig and avatar proves it all. No need for a guy of da Juiceman's calibre to quote that you admitted you were gay and queer.

See you're not learning.

Continuation of Lesson 2:
I have never admitted I was gay as you said. If you had said "you have a gay sig, you'd be 100% correct". But because you got too troll greedy and said I admitted I was gay, you are wrong.

There was a troll named KBP before that made this mistake often and screwed himself.

Don't get too greedy; pace yourself. Once you learn to avoid these little self-pwnage traps that embarrass yourself, you'll be on your way to becoming a Trolling Master.

[O.J Mayo]

See you're not learning.

Continuation of Lesson 2:
I have never admitted I was gay as you said. If you had said "you have a gay sig, you'd be 100% correct". But because you got too troll greedy and said I admitted I was gay, you are wrong.

There was a troll named KBP before that made this mistake often and screwed himself.

Don't get too greedy; pace yourself. Once you learn to avoid these little self-pwnage traps that embarrass yourself, you'll be on your way to becoming a Trolling Master.
Once again, you admitted you were gay through your avatar and sig. Only gay and queer Laker fans put up epic fail posters of gay Bryant and actions of his gay hormonic ways. I know it is a subtle way of doing it and you jack off it but say cool and don't troll again. Once again, da Juiceman does not do gay actions to get himself on queer gay Laker fan posters.

[Allanon]

Once again, you admitted you were gay through your avatar and sig. Only gay and queer Laker fans put up epic fail posters of gay Bryant and actions of his gay hormonic ways. I know it is a subtle way of doing it and you jack off it but say cool and don't troll again. Once again, da Juiceman does not do gay actions to get himself on queer gay Laker fan posters.

Lesson Number 3:

Good trolls know when to stop. You've said "da Juiceman" several times already. First couple of times it was funny but now it's stale.

Now you're just over-using the good material.

[whottt]

First of all Jamstone's logic against Spainiards is off. The North Africans, in particular the Morrocans and the Libyans are the first white people. The first references to white people in history refers to Libyans. Personal oberservation: Most Spainiards are whiter than most Italians, and they tend to have blue eyes and blond hair more often as well. Although I can't prove it. If you got Italians on there it's stupid not to have Spaniards, even the languages are pretty much twins...

Secondly, the Russians need to come off. Technically the Russians are slavs and slavs originated(at least partially) in central Asia. And the majority of Russia lies in Asia, not Europe.


If you want pure bred white(and the Spainiards, Portuguese, Italians and French are genetically closer to the British, Irish and Scandanavians than they are any other group and vice versa) then what you want is Germanic, Scandanavian and Anglo-Saxon.


Western Europe, genetically, is whiter than Eastern Europe.


If you are going to push so you can field a worthwhile team:
French, Italians and Spanish in...Russians and other Slavs out....and that includes Slovenians as well.

IOW, you can't fucking field a purebred white team when you are kicking Western Europeans off and putting Eastern Europeans on.

You see, the Russians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Bulgarians etc are not the reason the white people are in America, they had shit to do with it, the Spanish. French, Germans, Brits, Irish and Italians are.

IOW, to sum it all up, if you are a white American, unless you are of primarily slavic descent, you are more Spanish than you are Russian genetically..dickface, even if you don't have a drop of Spanish blood in your body.

[Fpoonsie]

Takin' an SR break?

That thread had me rollin. :toast

[lefty]

Nash
Manu
AK 47
Dirk
Kaman

Coach : Jacksonovich

[Fpoonsie]

Nash
Manu
AK 47
Dirk
Kaman

Coach : Jacksonovich

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Where's the Walt Kowalski troll when you need him?

[mystargtr34]

Speaking of white dudes... how is Bogut's play this season... 25-13-5-2 last night against the Celtics trio of Perk, Garnett and Sheed. On the season...

15.4 PPG, 9.4 RPG, 2.2 APG, 1.8 BPG on 52% shooting. They still dont go to him enough either..

[ezau]

How good would the all white guys team be? And what would the lineup look like? BTW you've gotta be a purebred honky to be on this list (No Kidd or Deron Williams). And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.

PG - Nash
SG - Mike Miller
SF - AK47
PF - Nowitzki
C - Kaman

Bench
David Lee
Chase Budinger
Bargnani
Gallinari
Dunleavy
Bogut
Hansbrough

Inactive
Luke Ridnour
Brad Miller
Troy Murphy


When you say white, are we talking about white American players or does this include Europeans as well?

[ezau]

Turcs are Asiatic, so do the Chinese count as white, as that is asian, and not white?
Where is Mehmet Okur, if so?


Turkey is an anomaly. They're in Asia but they wanted to be counted as Europeans.

[jacobdrj]

They want to be Euros, but it isn't the location of Turkey so much as the Turcs themselves are Asian by ethnicity. Ottomans migrated from Asia, near Mongolia more recently than the Moores took over Spain.

[ezau]

First of all Jamstone's logic against Spainiards is off. The North Africans, in particular the Morrocans and the Libyans are the first white people. The first references to white people in history refers to Libyans. Personal oberservation: Most Spainiards are whiter than most Italians, and they tend to have blue eyes and blond hair more often as well. Although I can't prove it. If you got Italians on there it's stupid not to have Spaniards, even the languages are pretty much twins...

Secondly, the Russians need to come off. Technically the Russians are slavs and slavs originated(at least partially) in central Asia. And the majority of Russia lies in Asia, not Europe.


If you want pure bred white(and the Spainiards, Portuguese, Italians and French are genetically closer to the British, Irish and Scandanavians than they are any other group and vice versa) then what you want is Germanic, Scandanavian and Anglo-Saxon.


Western Europe, genetically, is whiter than Eastern Europe.


If you are going to push so you can field a worthwhile team:
French, Italians and Spanish in...Russians and other Slavs out....and that includes Slovenians as well.

IOW, you can't fucking field a purebred white team when you are kicking Western Europeans off and putting Eastern Europeans on.

You see, the Russians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Bulgarians etc are not the reason the white people are in America, they had shit to do with it, the Spanish. French, Germans, Brits, Irish and Italians are.

IOW, to sum it all up, if you are a white American, unless you are of primarily slavic descent, you are more Spanish than you are Russian genetically..dickface, even if you don't have a drop of Spanish blood in your body.

Fixed.

[whottt]

Yeah you can't put Turks on if you want pure bred white...they're like haflway between Arab and Russian or something like that.

[whottt]

Really if you want true pure bred white that are actually good at basketball you're fucked. Shawn Bradley is like a top 5 pure bred white player of all time. I mean you can tell...if they produce a shitload of players that are halfway decent at basketball, they likely aren't pure bred white. No Russia. No Slovenia or Lithuania, or Poland or Yugoslavia. And if you want to take out the Latin whites(Spain Italy etc)...you are truly fucked.

We're talking. Britain, Norway, Sweeden, Switzerland and Germany...and I bet you Bird is Polish or some kind of shit like that.

So I figure the all time team would look something like this:


Jerry West
Rick Barry
Dirk Nowizki(and it's probably a cheat on Dirk because the ski at the end of his name likely indicates he's probably Polish or Jewish or something if you go back a generation or so)

And after that you start going to Raef Lafrentz Shawn Bradley.

Fuck, no Raef either now that I think about it...LaFrentz mean he's french most likely.

You don't get Cousy because he's French, and you don't even get Mikahn because he's Hungarian or some kind of shit like that.

Keith Van Horne probably pulls about 6th on the all time list.

[dickface]

Most of these white guys are pretty clean cut. Can we get Birdman on there for some street cred?

I can't believe I missed him. My bust, sons.

[dickface]

Another ruling from the judges - the Guineas are out.

[mavsluva]

I'd have to bet on the all-thug team over any other combination.

[BRHornet45]

sons where in the hell is Karl Malone?

[Chieflion]

sons where in the hell is Karl Malone?
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Speaking of white dudes... how is Bogut's play this season... 25-13-5-2 last night against the Celtics trio of Perk, Garnett and Sheed. On the season...

15.4 PPG, 9.4 RPG, 2.2 APG, 1.8 BPG on 52% shooting. They still dont go to him enough either..

Beat me to it!

I start
Nash
Mike Miller (or if the real Manu rematerialises, he gets the gong)
AK
Dirk
Bogut

6th man Ridnour
Lee
Manu
Kaman
Budinger
Birdman
Brad Miller/Murphy

Lots of good white bigs at the moment.

Beat that team!

PS I think, of all the positions, great white players feature least as SGs, with Manu the obvious exception over the last decade. Who was the best in the era before Manu's era? Hornacek?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

sons where in the hell is Karl Malone?

Forget that, I'm hypnotised by your new sig! Now THAT is booty. :hat

[whottt]

Ahh Bogut...lesse how he stands up to my earlier analysis:

From wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Bogut

Early years
Bogut was born to Croatian immigrants Michael and Anne Susan Bogut in Melbourne, Victoria. Bogut grew up playing Australian rules football and tennis in addition to basketball. In his childhood, he patterned his basketball


See what I mean?

He's slavic ancestry...not actually white as in European colonialist white.

Luc Longley? He's white.


See thing is...white people are white because of cold weather, you do not need to be fast or particularly coordinated in cold weather. I mean you ever watch a wasp(I mean a stinging bug type wasp) in cold weather? THey are not fast. In hot weather OTOH, they most certainly are. Mammoth's weren't fast either...IOW, you didn't need to be fast to survive as you did in warmer climates. You also didn't need to be big, it's a hindrance to containing heat.

So, if you see someone above the height of 6'6 that is well coordinated and fast...s'not a real white guy as in pure bred.

There hasn't been one since Conan the Barbarian.

Russians are not truly white because if they were those pussies wouldn't be huddling in Moscow where it like a sauna compared to Siberia. They'd be in Siberia owning that bitch.

Or for example...let's a take a look a Vlade:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Vlade_Divac_Portrait.jpg/492px-Vlade_Divac_Portrait.jpg



That's not a white guy, that's an Arab that hasn't been out in the sun.


If you really want this to be an Aryan type team

#1. It's going to suck at basketball.
#2. Can't have any Slavs on it. It damn sure is supposed to have Spanish, French and Italians on it first.

[whottt]

Beat me to it!

I start
Nash
Mike Miller (or if the real Manu rematerialises, he gets the gong)
AK
Dirk
Bogut

6th man Ridnour
Lee
Manu
Kaman
Budinger
Birdman
Brad Miller/Murphy

Lots of good white bigs at the moment.

Beat that team!

PS I think, of all the positions, great white players feature least as SGs, with Manu the obvious exception over the last decade. Who was the best in the era before Manu's era? Hornacek?

Before Manu?

Brent Barry in the immediate era. Then Hornacek and Vinny Del Negro.

Guards are probably the best positions...bigs are probably the worst. Because of speed and coordination, white guys just don't come both big and fast very often, and it really is because of environmental impact on natural selection. That's why as the NBA has gotten bigger, it has gotten darker.

[Indazone]

Gee a thread about white NBA players hijacked and turned into a dissertation about race.

Suprise Suprise! lol

[whottt]

Gee a thread about white NBA players hijacked and turned into a dissertation about race.

Suprise Suprise! lol

About time...I was wondering when someone was going to bite. Was taking forever.

What's your point exactly?

[exstatic]

Ginobili isn't hispanic, even though he speaks Spanish. That's like saying blacks in America are white because they speak English. If you know shit about history, you'd realize that a boatload of Germans (Walter Hermann) and Italians (Ginobili, Noccioni) fled Europe after WWII. They are all very white.

[MiamiHeat]

Spaniards are white.

Almost every european country has been ruled by another, and the Moors invaded almost everyone. Their biggest presence was Southern Spain, obviously.

Spaniards are just the same as Germans, French, Italians, and British.

[whottt]

No shit...and the fact that Manu is an Argentine Spaniard Italiano is even more reason.


Let's look at a few fact here...

In WWII, the Argie were the Nazi Sympathizers, not America, the Americanswere the ones fighting them.

Any sort of escape America may have provided for Nazi war criminals pales in comparison to the warmth and shelter Argentina provided.

Argentina, not America, not Canada, is the whitest country in this hemishphere.

The Argentines didn't just sit around talking about sending blacks back to Africa, they exterminated them. Of the 2 black people left in Argentina, neither of them will admit it, and with good reason.

Germany's closest European allies in WWII were the French, and Italians, and at least ideologically Spain.

Makes absolutely no sense to leave them off, especially in favor of Russians.

[dickface]

You're either a honky or you're not. Nobody from Argentina is a honky. End of story.

[Chieflion]

No shit...and the fact that Manu is an Argentine Spaniard Italiano is even more reason.


Let's look at a few fact here...

In WWII, the Argie were the Nazi Sympathizers, not America, the Americanswere the ones fighting them.

Any sort of escape America may have provided for Nazi war criminals pales in comparison to the warmth and shelter Argentina provided.

Argentina, not America, not Canada, is the whitest country in this hemishphere.

The Argentines didn't just sit around talking about sending blacks back to Africa, they exterminated them. Of the 2 black people left in Argentina, neither of them will admit it, and with good reason.

Germany's closest European allies in WWII were the French, and Italians, and at least ideologically Spain.

Makes absolutely no sense to leave them off, especially in favor of Russians.
Ya, right......

[Goran Dragic]

Germany's closest European allies in WWII were the French, and Italians, and at least ideologically Spain.


Wtf are you talking about? Being an ally of Germany and being forced to obey German rule after Germany occupied your country are completely different things. France and Germany weren't allies.

[MiamiHeat]

Spain fought on Germany's side until they withdrew from the war

Spain fought in Russia, flew alongside german aifroce, etc.... they were allies to hitler until they were pressured to withdraw and remain neutral

6,000 Spanish soldiers defeated 30,000 soviets at stalingrad, alongisde nazi soldiers

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

My name's Paul, and this is between y'all.

[whottt]

Ya, right......




Wtf are you talking about? Being an ally of Germany and being forced to obey German rule after Germany occupied your country are completely different things. France and Germany weren't allies.



Beg pardone fellas...but as an American, I know beyond all doubt, the first US casualties of WWII in a non-Pacific theater of war, were at the hands of French soldiers.

They were not German soldiers.
They were not Italian soldiers.
They were not Spanish soldiers.
They were not Japanese soldiers.
They were not Nazi soldiers.
They were not fascist soldiers.

They were French soldiers. They were not Vichy French Soldiers, they were soldiers in the regular French Colonial Army, that existed before the Vichy Government.

They were French. French. French. Not German, not Spanish, not Italian, they were French.

More to the point, the US was lead to believe, at least partially, these soldiers would not fire on them, and would flip to the Allies, however, they did not, they opened fire on American troops that were not firing on them, and were giving them a chance to flip sides.

Operation Torch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Torch



His covert mission was to determine the mood of the French forces and to make contact with elements that might support an Allied invasion. He succeeded in contacting several French officers, including General Charles Mast, the French commander-in-chief in Algiers. These officers were willing to support the Allies, but asked for a clandestine conference with a senior Allied General in Algeria. Major-General Mark W. Clark, one of Eisenhower's senior commanders, was dispatched to Cherchell in Algeria aboard HMS Seraph, a submarine, and met with these Vichy French officers on 21 October 1942.


[edit] Casablanca
The Western Task Force landed before daybreak on 8 November 1942, at three points in Morocco: Safi (Operation Blackstone), Fedala (Operation Brushwood the largest landing with 19,000 men), and Mehdiya-Port Lyautey (Operation Goalpost). Because it was hoped that the French would not resist, there were no preliminary bombardments. This proved to be a costly error as French defenses took a toll of American landing forces.

On the night of 7 November pro-Allied General Antoine Béthouart attempted a coup d'etat against the French command in Morocco, so that he could surrender to the Allies the next day. His forces surrounded the villa of General Charles Noguès, the Vichy-loyal high commissioner. However, Noguès telephoned loyal forces, who stopped the coup. In addition, the coup attempt alerted Noguès to the impending Allied invasion, and he immediately bolstered French coastal defenses.

At Safi, the landings were mostly successful. The landings were begun without covering fire, in the hope that the French would not resist at all. However, once French coastal batteries opened fire, Allied warships returned fire. By the time Allied commanding General Harmon arrived, French snipers had pinned the assault troops (most of whom were in combat for the first time) on Safi's beaches. Most of the landings occurred behind schedule. Carrier aircraft destroyed a French truck convoy bringing reinforcements to the beach defenses. Safi surrendered on the afternoon of 8 November. By 10 November, the remaining defenders were pinned down, and the bulk of Harmon's forces raced to join the siege of Casablanca.

I am not making it up...Eisenhower, Patton, these are not figments of my imagination, nor is it a figment of my imagination who they fought in their first action in WWII, and it was not the Germans, Italians or Japanese.


Secondly, the French, not Spain, not Italy, were second only to Germany in rounding up Jews...in fact, in some cases they were more exubertant about it than the Nazis themselves. Observe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vichy_France




In July 1942 the French police, under the orders of René Bousquet and his second in Paris, Jean Leguay, organized, along with responsibles from the SNCF, the state railway company, the Vel'd'hiv raid which took place on July 16 and July 17. The police arrested 12,884 Jews - including 4,051 children, which the Gestapo had not asked for - 5,082 women and 3,031 men, and imprisoned them in the Winter Velodrome in unhygienic conditions, from which they were led to Drancy internment camp (run by Nazi Alois Brunner, who is still wanted for crimes against humanity, and French constabulary police) and then to the concentration camps. This action alone represented more than a quarter of the 42,000 French Jews sent to Auschwitz in 1942, of which only 811 would come back after the end of the war. The Gestapo had hardly ordered it to act so; the police eagerly participated in the raid. On July 16, 1995, president Jacques Chirac officially recognized the active participation of French police forces in the July 16, 1942 raid. "There was no effective police resistance until the end of Spring of 1944", wrote historians Jean-Luc Einaudi and Maurice Rajsfus[23]

In total, the Vichy government helped in the deportation of 76,000 Jews, although this number varies depending on the account, to German extermination camps; only 2,500 survived the war.[24]


Now contrast that with Italy's participation in the holocaust:


http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/article.php?ModuleId=10005455




Although allied with Germany, Fascist Italy did not willingly cooperate in the Nazi plan to kill the Jews of Europe. Italians generally refused to participate in genocide, or to permit deportations from Italy or the Italian occupation zones in Yugoslavia, Greece, and France to the Nazi extermination camps. Italian military officers and officials usually protected Jews and Italian-occupied areas were relatively safe for Jews. Between 1941 and 1943, thousands of Jews escaped to Italy and Italian-occupied territory from German-occupied territory.


Don't sell the French short, they were far better allies for the Nazis where the holocaust and possibly even killing Americans were concerned than the Italians ever were.


I stand by my comments. That they were following orders does not wash, I mean that's all the Nazi Germans were doing, was following orders. Wasn't like Hitler himself was German.


They go on the team :tu

[sexinthatsx]

You guys are getting too detailed... basically white means that your skin color is white. There is NO definition whatsoever of the term "white". The only thing you can argue here for an all-white all-star team is based off of your judgment of how light-skinned the basketball player is. Otherwise, you'd create a thread called "Any color except for black All-Star Team"

[DAF86]

How good would the all white guys team be? And what would the lineup look like? BTW you've gotta be a purebred honky to be on this list (No Kidd or Deron Williams). And the Gasol brothers or Manu or any other Spaniard/Argentine are out since that's too close to being a Mexican.

So you're telling me that this guy isn't white?


http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/nocioni2.jpg

[dickface]

So you're telling me that this guy isn't white?


http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/nocioni2.jpg

He ain't no honky, that's for sure.

If he's from Argentina, he's a beaner. End of story.

[dickface]

You guys are getting too detailed... basically white means that your skin color is white. There is NO definition whatsoever of the term "white". The only thing you can argue here for an all-white all-star team is based off of your judgment of how light-skinned the basketball player is. Otherwise, you'd create a thread called "Any color except for black All-Star Team"

man it's like you took time to think this through.

[sexinthatsx]

hahaha i figured everybody put their two cents in so i might as well.

[ezau]

At least spaniards haven't ever got their gene pool polluted with inferior shitty things like those from asia. Asia was the cradle of WWII tbh and also the place where massacres happened. Some asians insist they're superior to neighbors but indeed there's no difference to separate them from the people they consider inferior, both of whom are the same inferior shit.

WWII was instigated by Germany, courtesy of your uncle Adolf Hilter.

[ezau]

PS I think, of all the positions, great white players feature least as SGs, with Manu the obvious exception over the last decade. Who was the best in the era before Manu's era? Hornacek?

Petrovic and to some extent Oscar Schmidt.

[mystargtr34]

Fixed to remove the Euros and left only the real trailer trash/honky types who probably have Country on their iPods and Dolly Parton wallpapers. Wasn't sure about Dirk after all those party photos and Cristal, think he deserves to stay on.

Removed:
SF - AK47
Bogut
Bargnani
Gallinari

Why no Bogut?

[DAF86]

Petrovic and to some extent Oscar Schmidt.

WTF? Oscar Schmidt wasn't a SG.