Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?

[I. Hustle]

Cool.

You're fatass will be so winded that I could just fart at your direction for the KO.

Well I have never smelled a cum fart but I imagine it would make me gag at the very least.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well I have never smelled a cum fart but I imagine it would make me gag at the very least.

Beautiful retort.

Should I follow it with "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Hustle just wants to see koriwhat's body beading with sweat. That's why he sounds so desperate to find his gay boy gym.

[I. Hustle]

Beautiful retort.

Should I follow it with "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

No DON'T!

[I. Hustle]

I think Hustle just wants to see koriwhat's body beading with sweat. That's why he sounds so desperate to find his gay boy gym.

I think you are thinking too into the whole KW working out and sweating scenario. Have you been hanging out with Atrain?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you are thinking too into the whole KW working out and sweating scenario. Have you been hanging out with Atrain?

Says the gay boy that is desperate to find out where koriwhat is working out.

[I. Hustle]

Says the gay boy that is desperate to find out where koriwhat is working out.

:lol

[koriwhat]

yesterday has killed my legs... my legs feel like shit right now! so sore.

i added 10-4's & turnies to my list of exercises to do at the boxing gym. turnies fuckin' suck! i like 10-4's though.

oh and runnin' a mile in this weather sucks too! i can barely breath when i'm out there running around.

got to watch a few people spar yesterday... and all the while thinking to myself, "these kids are gonna bust me when i get my chance" haha!

[koriwhat]

ok so this boxing thing aint no joke! shit am i sore, tired, and just wanna relax. my legs are shot & my body aches but i am loving the shit out of this training. it's awesome and exactly what i need.

today i did my workout up there but also added a few things. my boxing instructor had me doing these crazy ass situps and some odd ass back exercises to end my day.

i also got in the ring for the first time today but there was no boxing involved. haha. just got in there with another dude, who has been there for a month now, to perfect our jabs with one another. this guy seems as though he wants instant gratification but to me it's all about technique and my instructor backed that same thinking up. he told this dude to watch what i was doing and that i was only 3 days into working out up there but that i am doing everything to the T.

i ask so many questions i think my instructor is proud of that and possibly annoyed. hahaha. i just wanna make sure what i am doing in the mirror is correct and that my stroke gets perfected. i ain't taking no shortcuts!

if things between IHustle and i come to fruitation in 6 months, well... IHustle you better start hustlin', get on the grind and run a shit ton because i'm gonna be runnin' circles around ya no doubt. call me flash!

[DarkReign]

fuck, wrong thread

[DarkReign]

I'm not telling him to only box. I am just saying that is all I am trained in. If he tries to wrestle or whatever I am just going to pick him back up and punch the shit out of him.

Like I said, either way, you arent even remotely in the same weight class.


I am not overstating my size at all. If I was going to build myself up I would knock off about 40 pounds or so and 6 feet isn't really that tall. Now if I said I was 6 foot 10 and 245 then I would be building myself up. I put myself closer to Butterbean than Vladimir Klitschko.

Again, you have at least 100lbs on him. He's a skinny, short dude. Under 6' and less than 160lbs (no matter what he says). He could swing as hard as he ever could, connect and it probably wouldnt faze a guy your size.

This fact, no matter his progress on the weight training front, ruins the thread, IMO.

Now, if he's some KungFu Guru with a roundhouse kick on par with Chuck Norris, we have a ballgame because I dont give a shit how big you are, you take a front kick to the nose, youre going fucking down. But short of that...yeah...this isnt a contest.

This is more like Robot Chicken's "Most One-Sided Fights of All Time".

[DarkReign]

Well, reading what KW wrote and what IH is saying, looks like I was way off on the tenor of this thread.

Good on you for starting to seriously workout.

[I. Hustle]

Like I said, either way, you arent even remotely in the same weight class.
Again, you have at least 100lbs on him. He's a skinny, short dude. Under 6' and less than 160lbs (no matter what he says). He could swing as hard as he ever could, connect and it probably wouldnt faze a guy your size.

This fact, no matter his progress on the weight training front, ruins the thread, IMO.

Now, if he's some KungFu Guru with a roundhouse kick on par with Chuck Norris, we have a ballgame because I dont give a shit how big you are, you take a front kick to the nose, youre going fucking down. But short of that...yeah...this isnt a contest.

This is more like Robot Chicken's "Most One-Sided Fights of All Time".

Hey I didn't set it up. I was responding to your comment about me building myself up though and not about it being an even match. I know it's not an even match. I'm just doing it to raide money for charity.

[J.T.]

whottt alerted me to this thread's existence last night but I've been heavily medicated on sudafeds and marijuana (trust me, it doesn't sound like it should work but it does) ever since. Hopefully I don't have the swine flu.

For the record ATRAIN lost a bet to me and the bet was a few rounds of beer if the Texans lost to the Colts. They lost and he bought me two giant ass draft beers that I would say came out to the same amount of beer as 4-5 cans so he paid up like a champ. The whole bet was kind of shady though, since picking the Colts over the Texans is like taking candy from a baby.

Second, 90210 never showed up at Starbucks. Steven was there with the video camera and everything. I guess his sister-wife's honor wasn't worth sticking up for after all.

Third, I'd take I.Hustle in this fight.

[Sancha]

I would just like to reiterate my vote and say Hustle again.











nnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh I said reiterate. I don't even know what it means or if I spelled it right and shit.

[whottt]

This thread is funny because it definitely seemed like koriwhat was on the defensive at the beginning but he has kind of turned the momentum back in his favor. :lol

If I. Hustle has good hand eye co-ordination it should be an easy win based on sheer size. It's definitely an uphill battle for koriwhat...but it's not impossible.

[koriwhat]

today was my hardest day at the gym... i'm so tired right now.

anyhow, went to academy and bought a pair of these and a few other things.

http://www.academy.com/images/products/120/0591/0591-40502-0461-081-t1.jpg
(sorry for the small image)

http://images.citysports.com/f/726/28361/4h/www.citysports.com/citysports/assets/product_images/165066_sm.jpg

http://www.fighterwarehouseny.com/v/vspfiles/photos/EVR3C005-1.jpg

http://di1.shopping.com/images/di/58/52/33/487963493545694b474938627263552d534341-149x149-0-0.jpg

btw, i think i am going to be testing out of the first of 4 training stations by next week some time.

[koriwhat]

threw up a couple times today during the last 5 mins of boxing. this is such an extreme workout but damn if i aint gonna give it my all. i feel like dying at times but man is it worth it. i am shedding weight which i dont want to do but it is what it is. at the same time though i am gaining muscle and becoming cut. with all these different workouts i dont think my whole body wont be in top notch shape.

i feel beat down but i also feel uplifted(is that even a word?).

i just feel like this is what ive been missing in life. wish i wouldve got into boxing years ago. i think everyone should enroll themselves into such a program, regiment, workout.

[koriwhat]

ok so today i tried to test out of the 1st circuit of 4 and well i suppose i didn't make it. never got word but tomorrow i can try again.

plus i hurt my foot after training. was playing bball with the kids and was still wearing my boxing shoes and spun on my right foot wrong... shit is hurting like hell! no broken bones or swelling but it freakin' hurts so much.

[koriwhat]

so i tore a tendon in my foot and have been out of training for 1/2 a week. i am going nuts not being able to workout at the boxing gym and i am so fuckin' pissed at myself for being stupid enough to get hurt. god this fuckin' sucks!

[ATRAIN]

so i tore a tendon in my foot and have been out of training for 1/2 a week. i am going nuts not being able to workout at the boxing gym and i am so fuckin' pissed at myself for being stupid enough to get hurt. god this fuckin' sucks!


How did you tear it?

[I. Hustle]

Don't worry. Hustles training includes pounding a case of beer a day.

:toast

[I. Hustle]

I have a really stiff neck. I jacked it up trying to do too much. The only cool thing about it is I feel like Batman.

[koriwhat]

How did you tear it?

i forgot to change my shoes after class and went outside with the kids and tried to hustle them in some bball. flat shoes like my boxing shoes are not ideal on bumpy concrete. this shit is driving me insane. i thought by today i might possibly be better but my foot doesn't seem to be healing fast enough, probably cause i don't stay off it like the doc said to. i hate not being active!

this is literally depressing to me.

[koriwhat]

so im going back to the gym today and my instructor insists he has workouts for me where i am not on my feet. what those are exactly i don't know. i imagine a bunch of upper body workouts but i wanna get back into throwing punches and whatnot. in due time i suppose.

gotta let this fucked up foot heal... damn i don't think anything has gotten me down as much as this injury has. i was on a roll and now i'm stagnant. gotta get back on the grind somehow!

[koriwhat]

pretty much helped out with sparring today and held down the corner... then after class i got taught a bunch of exercises that didn't include my foot. i'm good to go again and when my foot heals i'll be giving it 110%!

[marini martini]

so Koriwhat, you fucked yourself up training for a fight that started in cyber space??? WTF???:lmao

Geez, where's the V-bookie???:toast

[koriwhat]

so Koriwhat, you fucked yourself up training for a fight that started in cyber space??? WTF???:lmao

Geez, where's the V-bookie???:toast

nope not at all... if you weren't illiterate you might be able to get the story right.

[marini martini]

nope not at all... if you weren't illiterate you might be able to get the story right.

Honey, I'm a lot of things, but illiterate ain't one of them!:toast

You basically said you're not a fighter, but wouldn't back down from one. Then you got your ju jhitzu trainer to to train you and you pulled some bullshit muscle playing BB with your training shoes on. :lol

[koriwhat]

Honey, I'm a lot of things, but illiterate ain't one of them!:toast

You basically said you're not a fighter, but wouldn't back down from one. Then you got your ju jhitzu trainer to to train you and you pulled some bullshit muscle playing BB with your training shoes on. :lol

again... illiterate. i'm in boxing not jiu jitsu.

[marini martini]

tRe: Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?
so i tore a tendon in my foot and have been out of training for 1/2 a week. i am going nuts not being able to workout at the boxing gym and i am so fuckin' pissed at myself for being stupid enough to get hurt. god this fuckin' sucks! 12-23-2009 12:27 AMkoriwhatRe: Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?
ok so today i tried to test out of the 1st circuit of 4 and well i suppose i didn't make it. never got word but tomorrow i can try again.

plus i hurt my foot after training. was playing bball with the kids and was still wearing my boxing shoes and spun on my right foot wrong... shit is hurting like hell! no broken bones or swelling but it freakin' hurts so much.

koriwhatRe: Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?
so i tore a tendon in my foot and have been out of training for 1/2 a week. i am going nuts not being able to workout at the boxing gym and i am so fuckin' pissed at myself for being stupid enough to get hurt. god this fuckin' sucks! 12-23-2009 12:27 AMkoriwhatRe: Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?
ok so today i tried to test out of the 1st circuit of 4 and well i suppose i didn't make it. never got word but tomorrow i can try again.

plus i hurt my foot after training. was playing bball with the kids and was still wearing my boxing shoes and spun on my right foot wrong... shit is hurting like hell! no broken bones or swelling but it freakin' hurts so much.






again... illiterate. i'm in boxing not jiu jitsu.

Again, I'm not illiterate!!! Your jiu jitsu friend trainer is training your ass, is he not???:wakeup

[koriwhat]

Again, I'm not illiterate!!! Your jiu jitsu friend trainer is training your ass, is he not???:wakeup

no.

i have no jiu jitsu friend. i have a couple friends who were in wing chun but that's besides the point.

illiteracy is going to kill our society and every fiber of our existence. haha.

i sought out a trainer from thin air one day after being motivated by this thread. found a trainer on the south side and have been going to that gym ever since. it is strictly boxing and boxing only.

down the road i want to try some muay thai out.

[TDMVPDPOY]

what do these 2 clowns look like, weight hieght standing reach, b4 i come to the conclusion and betting.....

[marini martini]

At any rate, you tore a muscle playing BB with your boxing shoes on, am I right???

[koriwhat]

At any rate, you tore a muscle playing BB with your boxing shoes on, am I right???

you are correct(sort of... reading isn't your forte. "tendon"). we have a winner!

yeah i thought i had changed shoes but i thought wrong. sucks for me.

[I. Hustle]

How do you THINK you changed your shoes? You either did or you didn't. It's like if I went to work and was like Oh I THOUGHT I put on pants this morning but I thought wrong.

[koriwhat]

How do you THINK you changed your shoes? You either did or you didn't. It's like if I went to work and was like Oh I THOUGHT I put on pants this morning but I thought wrong.

giving me shit because i thought i changed shoes... for real? come on man you can do better.

boxing class for 3 hrs, christmas dinner afterwards for another hour, talking for like another hour and bball in my boxing shoes leads to a torn tendon.

my boxing shoes and the bball shoes i took there previously to workout in are very similar looking. sorry if i don't check my feet every single minute i'm there. i wish i did however and maybe i would've never got hurt or maybe it would've happened anyhow.

[I. Hustle]

lol @ not checking your feet. I was asking a serious question. I mean as soon as you step on the court I would think you would feel it. I've worn boxing shoes before and I know they do not feel like basketball shoes.

[koriwhat]

lol @ not checking your feet. I was asking a serious question. I mean as soon as you step on the court I would think you would feel it. I've worn boxing shoes before and I know they do not feel like basketball shoes.

it isn't a court per-se. it's a crappy driveway. and yes i usually check my feet but this time it was just me leaving and when i got out the door i noticed the kids playing ball so i jumped in. it was more me forgetting to change my shoes to leave more than anything else.

just carless on my part is all.

btw this has got to be the stupidest thing i have ever had to explain to someone before. i forgot to change shoes... period.

[I. Hustle]

Did I win?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Did I win?

I think we all lost

[I. Hustle]

lol

[MavDynasty]

lol calf tats

[I. Hustle]

Since Calf tatts decided to go tattoo sea turtles it looks like a new challenge has been issued. This time TC decided he wants to box me. LOL Knuckle up pussy boy.

[I. Hustle]

Lol sa

[Axe Murderer]

my money's on TC imo

[I. Hustle]

Oh shit! Are you being serious bro? You know I was just kidding right? I was only joking dude.












LOL Bring your loose change with you faggot.

http://www.thai360.com/063uploads/1281437811-e-thug.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Go ahead and borrow 60 bucks from your mom and make the drive. Matter of fact bring the bitch.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Make this happen guys and make sure that it ends up on Youtube. If I can get a tale-of-the-tape comparison or some kind of scouting report I'd be up for making a 500 Lakerbuck bet on the outcome.

[gatoloco]

Go ahead and borrow 60 bucks from your mom and make the drive. Matter of fact bring the bitch.


:lol

[JIM LAMPLEY]

This looks like it is nothing but talk.

[I. Hustle]

i'm 6'3 250. done some amateur boxing and been in plenty of street fights. idk how big this pussy is or WHO he thinks he is.

6'0 235 You think I'm scared of you bitch because you've done some amateur boxing? Read the thread bitch, I grew up in the ring. I'm not new to this.

6'3 250 translates to 5'8 250. Bring your white ass over. LOL street fights

[DisAsTerBot]

ding. ding.

[I. Hustle]

nigga i'm not white i'm pure native american of the comanche warrior tribe. prepare to feel the rage of my people and hundreds of years of persecution.

Fukkacomanchebitch

[I. Hustle]

Who would win between SBM & Avance VS. Blake and whoever else they are arguing with?

[lebomb]

I aint trying to fight fair, Im trying to win. Get ready for some off the cuff shit with me. Chops to the neck, smashin the nose into the brain, wrackin joints the wrong direction, bottles to the dome...... leopard paws, trash can lids and shit.
I aint no big niggra eitha. 6'-1" about 190lb.........but I dont give two shits......Im all in. And if things start going south, I can always bust a cap in that ass. :ihit

[leemajors]

I aint trying to fight fair, Im trying to win. Get ready for some off the cuff shit with me. Chops to the neck, smashin the nose into the brain, wrackin joints the wrong direction, bottles to the dome...... leopard paws, trash can lids and shit.
I aint no big niggra eitha. 6'-1" about 190lb.........but I dont give two shits......Im all in. And if things start going south, I can always taste that ass. :ihit

[I. Hustle]

LOL Tyson_Chandler.

[Blake]

with that said i just get annoyed by ihustle's lack of contribution here. seems to me he's only here to stir the pot and throw out shitty one liners whenever he can.

sounds like xmas.

More things change....etc par tbh

[I. Hustle]

The funny thing is, I haven't been contributing as much. At first I was like WTF... then I was like oh yeah.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/At_23a60c_886842.jpg