anyone on your team can rap?

[Rappin Granny]

anyone on your team can rap
doesn't matter if their Jews or japs
doesn't matter if their fast or slow
all that matters if the muther fucker flows

[Spursfan092120]

http://i47.tinypic.com/1zgoqw.jpg

[kamikazi_player]

Rappin Shaq come back, we need you to provide me with some humor in this forum.

[Blue Jew]

dam rappin granny your one ugly bitch
sell your face to D-con and you will be rich
I know your pussy's dusty and very stale
when it comes to making topics you always fail
put down the mic your ass is through
you just got your taint waxed by the rappin
blue Jew

[ROFL]

http://i47.tinypic.com/1zgoqw.jpg

:lmao

[Donkeybong]

dam rappin granny your one ugly bitch
sell your face to D-con and you will be rich
I know your pussy's dusty and very stale
when it comes to making topics you always fail
put down the mic your ass is through
you just got your taint waxed by the rappin
blue Jew

that was actually worse than the granny rap.

[step up to the mike]

that was actually worse than the granny rap.

Step to the mike and shows us how it's done....

[Susan Boyle]

America does not have talent.

[Suns Fan]

:corn:

[Big Worm]

that was actually worse than the granny rap.

+1 Pat-Na!

[Laker Lanny]

west coast mother fuckers!

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/roxie/biggie_and_tupac/_group_photos/tupac_shakur2.jpg

[badfish22]

Is every troll gonna post in this thread?

[kamikazi_player]

Is every troll gonna post in this thread?
Hope so, haven't had a good laugh in a while.

[Lance]

You guys suck! let me bust open a few 40s and show you how to do this shit right.

[lil boosie]

Is every troll gonna post in this thread?



Only the unfunny mouse trolls.

[Alex Jones]

only the unfunny mouse trolls.

+1

[ROFL]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/rapper.jpg

:lmao

[Rappin' Pop]

Rappin Granny, I can't believe you just rapped.
You sucked so bad I got this one all but wrapped.
This is an NBA forum, not a "I can't rap contest."
You gonna drown in a sea of hurt, you are gonna need a life vest.
Don't rap against me, you are just gonna epic fail.
Ya better off learn rap behind my tail.
Close the thread, mods, cause the rap competition is done.
Because no one can fuck the granny in the cunt.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The trolls make this forum:lol

[kamikazi_player]

The trolls make this forum:lol
Where are the funny trolls, all i see is shit

[symple19]

Where are the funny trolls, all i see is shit

you must be lookin in the mirror again

[duhoh]

:danceclub

spaghetti, spaghetti

[Kai]

Where are the funny trolls, all i see is shit

Agreed. It seems like all the trolls are from one not funny person. I've seen much better from this board.

[Rappin' Shaq]

These shitty rappers need to die, people just ignore em
It's time for Rappin' Shaq to drop bombs on this forum
Rappin Granny's failed rap is what done did it
Pussy so beat up Tiger Woods wouldn't hit it

Blue Jew sucks too, yo shit was a bit verklempt
Who knew you'd fail worse than the Stooge after Shemp
So take your weak ass raps and get out this place
Take a lesson from Kobe and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Rappin' Pop]

These shitty rappers need to die, people just ignore em
It's time for Rappin' Shaq to drop bombs on this forum
Rappin Granny's failed rap is what done did it
Pussy so beat up Tiger Woods wouldn't hit it

Blue Jew sucks too, yo shit was a bit verklempt
Who knew you'd fail worse than the Stooge after Schemp
So take your weak ass raps and get out this place
Take a lesson from Kobe and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
Here comes Rappin' Shaq, whoever thinks he rock.
Shaq, you better off sucking LeCrab's cock.
Your rap is so fuckin lame.
You better off prepare for the next Cleveland-Spurs game.
Get your free throws going, Hack-a-Shaq is waiting.
You wouldn't bother cause it is Arenas' wife you dating.
You couldn't get some white pussy, and therefore you suck.
In the next Wizards game, you probably are just a sitting duck.

Tell me, Shaq, tell me how does free throw shooting's ass taste?

[KidCongo]

Shaq is back.

[Rappin' MJ]

I'm the best rapper, nobody else in my condition
I'll bet you five bucks that I win this competition
Then we'll play Go Fish, it's fifty bucks a hand
Eighty buck wager on who wins playing Rock Band
At the rec center I'll dominate like King Kong
Put a thousand dollars on a game of ping pong
I'll box a midget for money cuz they have no reach
Doin' shit less classy than my Hall Of Fame speech
I'll bet a million bucks I can beat up an ostrich
Make a side wager for fifty pounds of sausage

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Sup Niggas Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My nigga Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat beaners
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's cum
Yo nigga, you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm fuckin, you can tell me how my ass taste!

[Ricardo Romo]

I'm the best rapper, nobody else in my condition
I'll bet you five bucks that I win this competition
Then we'll play Go Fish, it's fifty bucks a hand
Eighty buck wager on who wins playing Rock Band
At the rec center I'll dominate like King Kong
Put a thousand dollars on a game of ping pong
I'll box a midget for money cuz they have no reach
Doin' shit less classy than my Hall Of Fame speech
I'll bet a million bucks I can beat up an ostrich
Make a side wager for fifty pounds of sausage

:toast

[Hooters Girl]

Sup Niggas Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My nigga Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat beaners
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's cum
Yo nigga, you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm fuckin, you can tell me how my ass taste!

:makeout

[DeeBo]

These shitty rappers need to die, people just ignore em
It's time for Rappin' Shaq to drop bombs on this forum
Rappin Granny's failed rap is what done did it
Pussy so beat up Tiger Woods wouldn't hit it

Blue Jew sucks too, yo shit was a bit verklempt
Who knew you'd fail worse than the Stooge after Shemp
So take your weak ass raps and get out this place
Take a lesson from Kobe and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

Winner!

[LeCrab]

LeCrab is so fab like a dancing queen
Come boogie with me as I rap supreme
Get caught in my flow like ocean nets
My rap groove move ya like slow motion sex

I got a bad back-up singer, Shaq's slow, out of shape
On the court, he's quite done, like over-cooked steak
Sucks at pick and roll defense cuz his penis is gushy
Too busy gettin dizzy thinking of Gilbert Arenas' pussy

[Spursfan092120]

west coast mother fuckers!

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/roxie/biggie_and_tupac/_group_photos/tupac_shakur2.jpg
best fucking rapper ever.

[Chris Fall]

I'm the best point guard in the game, deal with it, you sore fucks
But I don't understand why that fag Drew Breez gets more love
It ain't my fault they traded my boo, Tyson Chandler
Now I got no "Big Daddy" like that kid with Adam Sandler

Just this lazy black ass Emeka what the fuck?! Okafor
I thought UConn but UCant even fucking score, you whore
Plus they fired my assistant coach, Byron. I feel like poppin pills
Replaced him with some white fuck who looks like Doctor Phil

Sons, this team's got more talentless bitches than BRHornets
I rather roll with D-Will and Booz and their army of Mormons
This shit's ridiculous, I'ma demand a trade to put an end to this
Fucking Stojakovic! I can't stand being so irrelevant

[Spursfan092120]

Sup Niggas Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My nigga Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat beaners
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's cum
Yo nigga, you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm fuckin, you can tell me how my ass taste!
am I the only one that thinks that a pale white guy from French Lick saying "nigga" is just wrong? lol

[Spursfan092120]

Nobody's touchin Rappin Shaq right now.

[Rappin' Dejuan Blair]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking bitches arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of cock
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong bitch, it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my shit
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my dick
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother fucking hick

You fucked up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the fucker off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you fuckers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!

[Killakobe81]

LOL Rappin' Dejuan that is funny ...Shaq and Larry's was good too ...

[SamoanTD]

get em dejuan get em I spits hot fire dis dylon lol

[duhoh]

the style seems almost the same for every flow

hmmmm. . .

[badfish22]

This is fuckin ridiculous

[Big Worm]

This is fuckin ridiculous

SpursReport ---------->

Please watch your step when exiting ST white boy.

[MavTalker]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking bitches arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of cock
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong bitch, it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my shit
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my dick
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother fucking hick

You fucked up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the fucker off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you fuckers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!

Your the :king

[Transporter]

This is fuckin ridiculous


Rule #66 make sure you have pubes before you post in the NBA forum!

[stretch]

rofl

[Native American]

The river flow tells a tale of your path thru life
My Redskin raps finish the story when I'm smashin mics
You troll emcees got me feelin bored again
I'd rather watch my old sex tapes with Elin Nordegren
Swedish sweetness polishing my sharp tomahawk
Have her spread eagle, I strike lethal when I'm on top
Big Chief Wind bring native flavor to her pale woman face
By that I mean you can ask Elin how my ass tastes

But Big Chief Wind also plant seeds in dirt colored wo-man
Found a cheap lookin brownie, I bent over Laura Govan
She said make it hot like hibachi, so I gave her some crystal peyote
Her ugly face down in my teepee and she start to howl like coyote
Foaming at the mouth, she bites like a wolf with rabies
Tramp is all amped cuz she swallowin Cherokee babies
Indian fuck sessions take place at noon at my place
By that I mean at night Gilbert and Shaq know how my ass tastes

[Abraham Quintanilla]

^ Your no Selena but your good! :toast

[Spursfan092120]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking bitches arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of cock
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong bitch, it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my shit
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my dick
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother fucking hick

You fucked up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the fucker off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you fuckers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!
Rappin Beast just took over the top spot.

[benefactor]

lmao Native American

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I thought this thread just began as Rappin' Shaq bait but there's some good stuff here. :tu to the Native American.

[Chieflion]

LOL Native American kicking ass.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

this is fuckin bad ass