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EmptyMan
12-11-2009, 02:21 PM
Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009

151 young flu patients have exhibited abnormal behavior

Kyodo News
The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.
Most of the cases are believed to have involved patients with swine flu, (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:void%280%29)http://static.lingospot.com/spot/image/spacer.gif and the strange behavior is thought to have occurred regardless of whether they were given the drug Tamiflu, according to a report submitted to a research group at the Health, Labor and Welfare Ministry.
The number of cases, coming in a period of less than two months, is already close to the total of 179 seen in all of last year's flu season.


A ministry official said cases this year have been on the rise in line with the spread of the new H1N1 flu and young patients should be watched carefully for at least two days after developing a fever.
Of the 151 patients, it is known that Tamiflu was used in 26 cases, Relenza in 36 and neither of them in 16.
Tamiflu has been banned for use among teenagers out of fear it may cause abnormal behavior, though it can still be used in some cases.http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html


Weren't expecting Samurai Zombies were you? We're screwed.

MiamiHeat
12-11-2009, 02:24 PM
*pumps shotgun*
*grabs a medkit*
*grabs a pipe bomb*


I'm ready.

ATRAIN
12-11-2009, 02:26 PM
*pumps shotgun*
*grabs a medkit*
*grabs a pipe bomb*


I'm ready.

You forgot the monkey bombs and wunderwaffle.......and of course the ever so trusty raygun.

desflood
12-11-2009, 02:27 PM
Oh shit, I'd better get in shape. Right now I wouldn't even be able to outrun the slow ones :wow

ATRAIN
12-11-2009, 02:29 PM
Oh shit, I'd better get in shape. Right now I wouldn't even be able to outrun the slow ones :wow

Don't worry if you ever turned I wouldn't have a problem blowing your head off.

desflood
12-11-2009, 02:36 PM
Don't worry if you ever turned I wouldn't have a problem blowing your head off.
And here I thought we were buddies. You wouldn't even keep me in your shed to play video games with?

Frenzy
12-11-2009, 02:39 PM
And here I thought we were buddies. You wouldn't even keep me in your shed to play video games with?

ha zombies..

yeah at least tie you to a chair with a game controller and feed you other humans. That's what a real friend does.

ATRAIN
12-11-2009, 02:40 PM
And here I thought we were buddies. You wouldn't even keep me in your shed to play video games with?

You aren't as cool as Ed, but ill think about it.

peewee's lovechild
12-11-2009, 02:48 PM
Shaun of The Dead was awesome.

ATRAIN
12-11-2009, 02:58 PM
Shaun of The Dead was awesome.

Did you see Zombieland?

peewee's lovechild
12-11-2009, 03:03 PM
Did you see Zombieland?

Not yet.

ATRAIN
12-11-2009, 03:12 PM
Not yet.

Awww man that movie is a must for any Shaun of the Dead fans. The writer or dir was inspired from Shaun of the dead. Forget which one it was.

peewee's lovechild
12-11-2009, 03:20 PM
Awww man that movie is a must for any Shaun of the Dead fans. The writer or dir was inspired from Shaun of the dead. Forget which one it was.

The trailers for the movie were real "meh" for me, that's why I never saw it. But, it is well reviewed and everyone recommends it.

So, I'll be watching it as soon as I can.

BlackSwordsMan
12-11-2009, 05:26 PM
let's all fuck each other in the ass before it's too late!

thispego
12-11-2009, 05:33 PM
*pumps shotgun*
*grabs a medkit*
*grabs a pipe bomb*


i'm ready.

what game is that?

tp2021
12-11-2009, 05:34 PM
^ Left for Dead

Reichen Lehmkuhl
12-11-2009, 05:35 PM
let's all fuck each other in the ass before it's too late!

:downspin:

Shaolin-Style
12-11-2009, 05:41 PM
I better get my family to get me a sword and some ammo for christmas.

Sausage
12-11-2009, 06:35 PM
I had Swine Flu back in September.



BOO.

BlackSwordsMan
12-11-2009, 10:23 PM
^ Left for Dead

also zombie apocalypse for xbox live arcade which is basically a l4d ripoff

EmptyMan
12-12-2009, 09:17 AM
I had Swine Flu back in September.



BOO.


My god, the Zombies have figured out how to use the internet. This is worse than Skynet.