The Annual Robin Lopez foul:rebound Ratio Tracker is Back

[Goran Dragic]

It took awhile due to a preseason injury that delayed the continuation of his historically shitty, pathetic, crappy career, but it wasn't about to go away forever. In his last two games, Robin "Useless Fuck" Lopez has made sure the foul:rebound tracker would make a comeback, totaling 8 minutes, 8 fouls (not kidding, 8 fouls in 8 minutes), and 0 rebounds.

Will this be the year he finishes the job and has more fouls than rebounds, or will he choke it away with semi-mediocre production similar to what he had when the season was basically over last year? Should be exciting.

Update 1 of the 2009-2010 season: 22 fouls, 24 rebounds.

[sribb43]

:lol

[lil_penny]

Lats years ratio please

[Goran Dragic]

Lats years ratio please


Last year, Useless Fuck had 97 fouls:118 rebounds. Please note that the ratio of fouls:defensive rebounds is 97:66, meaning that last season for every 2 defensive possessions where Lopez collected a defensive rebound, there were roughly 3 possessions where he committed a foul. If that isn't a dedicated effort to be shitty, please tell me what is.

[lil_penny]

Last year, Useless Fuck had 97 fouls:118 rebounds. Please note that the ratio of fouls:defensive rebounds is 97:66, meaning that last season for every 2 defensive possessions where Lopez collected a defensive rebound, there were roughly 3 possessions where he committed a foul. If that isn't a dedicated effort to be shitty, please tell me what is.

Jesus tittie fucking christ :o

[Allanon]

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[Goran Dragic]

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Reminds me of when the Milwaukee Bucks won a coin toss enabling them to use the 1st overall pick on him:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0903/this.day.sports.history.march19/images/lew-alcindor.jpg

And then the Suns used the 2nd overall pick on this:

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/9952/photos/PHOTO_2363547_9952_1480919_ap_320X240.jpg

[lil_penny]

Wasn't neal walk in deepthroat?

[Allanon]

Reminds me of when the Milwaukee Bucks won a coin toss enabling them to use the 1st overall pick on him:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0903/this.day.sports.history.march19/images/lew-alcindor.jpg

And then the Suns used the 2nd overall pick on this:

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/9952/photos/PHOTO_2363547_9952_1480919_ap_320X240.jpg

Ouch, the Suns were on the other side of the Alcindor coin toss?

Suns have had a long line of near-misses.

[Goran Dragic]

Wasn't neal walk in deepthroat?


I have no idea but having to settle for Robin Lopez instead of Brook is worse than being at a party having to settle for sloppy seconds.

[Spursmania]

Brutal...

[Goran Dragic]

Ouch, the Suns were on the other side of the Alcindor coin toss?

Suns have had a long line of near-misses.


Suns also had to worst record and got screwed when the Spurs got the #1 pick and selected David Robinson while the Suns got Armen Gilliam. Imagine this team:

David Robinson
Charles Barkley
Richard Dumas (who would have never had a drug problem if D-Rob took him to church every Sunday)
Dan Majerle
Kevin Johnson

:bang Time to go drink myself to death.

[Ghazi]

I have no idea but having to settle for Robin Lopez instead of Brook is worse than being at a party having to settle for sloppy seconds.

sloppy seconds > Robin IMO

[Goran Dragic]

sloppy seconds > Robin IMO


:toast I agree. At least sloppy seconds is the same girl as the first guy, Robin Lopez instead of Brook is the equivalent of a guy fucking a girl and then you not getting with her until she puts on 50 pounds and has enough kids so when you do get with her it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[lil_penny]

sloppy seconds > Robin IMO

X2

At least you get something out of it.

[Allanon]

Suns also had to worst record and got screwed when the Spurs got the #1 pick and selected David Robinson while the Suns got Armen Gilliam. Imagine this team:

David Robinson
Charles Barkley
Richard Dumas (who would have never had a drug problem if D-Rob took him to church every Sunday)
Dan Majerle
Kevin Johnson

:bang Time to go drink myself to death.

Kareem probably would have been cool playing in Phoenix and Barkley's standing in the All Timers would have been much different.

Add we can toss in Horry's hip check too.