Your most hated actor

[holcs50]

Well after not much long debate i absolutely despise ASHTON KUTCHER, er KUCHER. We all have seen a punk'd back in the day, the worst part was him trying to be funny before he pulled a prank....kill me. So I just had the very unfortunate time to watch the movie "spread", he is by far my most hated actor...in fact i dont even call him an actor. I hope he "dies and eats shit" like one of my friends said when the spurs were playing the lakers. anywhoo, go on i dare u to name someone worse than him.

PS 70s show doesnt count, everthing after that

[jacobdrj]

Nicholas Cage: How does he keep getting jobs? I swear, if he wasn't Coppola's kid, he would never have had a career.

[mookie2001]

nicolas cage, val kilmer, luke wilson

[The Franchise]

Christian Bale: Only because he's been show to be a whiny little bitch.

[holcs50]

Nicholas Cage: How does he keep getting jobs? I swear, if he wasn't Coppola's kid, he would never have had a career.

na, i agree nic cage is silly. But leaving las vegas? was pretty good. At least he did something, actually no matter how bad con air was still an enjoyable movie, i even thought lord of war was interesting....not on the level of one ashton kutcher...not even close. I agree though he's up there

[exstatic]

Nicholas Cage: How does he keep getting jobs? I swear, if he wasn't Coppola's kid, he would never have had a career.

He's not Francis Ford Coppola's son.

I'm split about 50/50 on him. He's done great work and shit. One thing you can't accuse him of is being reluctant to take a difficult part.

[holcs50]

nicolas cage, val kilmer, luke wilson

Mookie you have sinned! Val Kilmer????????? WTF!!!!! okay, nic i get why ud say him, luke id even get (tho he is the godfather), but val kilmer, val fucking kilmer? Okay the last 5 years he's spent making straight to dvd movies, and alexander, he sucks. But lets not forget one of the greatest performances in western history....Doc Holliday. He played that part to a T. He was great, great. And shit ill even throw in Top Gun, who doesn't like iceman in top gun? C'mon. He's also good in the real mccoy, kiss kiss bang bang, the saint hes decent, The DOORS (played jim morrison like a badass), willow (what would willow be without madtigan?). Val is far from one of the worst-but hey if you hated him from all those great peformances he put out that is your perogative

[braeden0613]

david caruso

[Strike]

Chris O'Donnell, Shia Lebouf and Hugh Grant.

[florige]

na, i agree nic cage is silly. But leaving las vegas? was pretty good. At least he did something, actually no matter how bad con air was still an enjoyable movie, i even thought lord of war was interesting....not on the level of one ashton kutcher...not even close. I agree though he's up there


Actually he was pretty good in The Rock, and Gone in 60 Seconds. My most hated actor is Jason Stantham. For the life of me I can't understand why this man continues to get leading roles. And its not just the fact he gets the leading role, all of his movies seem to make it to theaters. :bang Shia Lewhatever is okay. He has a kinda dry humor that is sorta funny sometimes.

[Duff McCartney]

I actually thought The Butterfly Effect was a good movie with Ashton Kutcher, but he's not my most hated actor.

Sandra Bullock might be one, she makes stupid ass movies that she's the lead actor in.

I don't really have a male counterpart to that.

[whottt]

I'm with the mookster on Val Kilmer...he completely sucks ass.

He's been completely awesome in one movie, Tombstone, and he's sucked incalcuably in all others.

He epitomizes the actor who is just playing himself in every role. Any movie I see him in, first thing I think is...that's Val Kilmer...acting.

:td

I don't like Ben Afleck either. To tell you the truth I am pretty sick of Denzel Washington too.

[whottt]

And Daniel Day-Lewis suck some serious ass too. It's like he's on crusade to make the most boring movies it's humanly possible to make without being fatal.

[florige]

I'm with the mookster on Val Kilmer...he completely sucks ass.

He's been completely awesome in one movie, Tombstone, and he's sucked incalcuably in all others.

He epitomizes the actor who is just playing himself in every role. Any movie I see him in, first thing I think is...that's Val Kilmer...acting.

:td

I don't like Ben Afleck either. To tell you the truth I am pretty sick of Denzel Washington too.





Yeah you are right on the money about Denzel. His last good movie was American Gangster. Everything else has sorta been stinkers.

[whottt]

Last movie I liked Denzel in was Training Day...he needs to play bad guys more often. He totally sucks as the hero because his heroes are completely one dimensional perfect flawless high character invincible human beings.

[DPG21920]

Daniel Day Lewis, get out with that. I guess it is "most hated" and not "worst actor", because even though you might not like his movies, there is no way you can say he is a bad actor.

I would have to say Paul Walker.

[Bukefal]

Jim Carrey, especially in the ace ventura movies.

His newer movies are better though.

[IronMexican]

Neo

[mookie2001]

day lewis is a method actor who takes himself way too serious, his voices are just over-done too, good thing hes not in too many movies ive seen lately

[DPG21920]

Ok, but is he a bad actor, especially in the context of most hated or worst categories?

Oh, and besides Paul Walker, I have to include Channing Tatum. I bet him and Walker hang out and practice acting together.

[whottt]

Daniel Day Lewis, get out with that. I guess it is "most hated" and not "worst actor", because even though you might not like his movies, there is no way you can say he is a bad actor.

I would have to say Paul Walker.

I would not wipe my ass, sitting or squatting, er...standing, with a Daniel Day-Lewis movie.

His movies are not entertaining.

You're just going to have accept that.

[DPG21920]

I would not wipe my ass, sitting or squatting, er...standing, with a Daniel Day-Lewis movie.

His movies are not entertaining.

You're just going to have accept that.

I accept that I disagree with you because I find his movies entertaining. Especially "Last of the Mohicans" and "Gangs of New York".

You may not like his movies, but he is not a bad actor. Pauly Shore is a bad actor, DDL, not so much.

[whottt]

I accept that I disagree with you because I find his movies entertaining. Especially "Last of the Mohicans" and "Gangs of New York".

Last of the Mohicans is the most boring movie in the history of the Universe. Gangs of New York is by far the best movie he is in...but I mean shit, look at the fucking cast and director...I could have played that role and it would have been a good movie.




You may not like his movies, but he is not a bad actor.
Oh yes he is.




Pauly Shore is a bad actor, DDL, not so much.

I'd pay money to see any movie Pauly Shore has been in before I'd ever attempt to watch last of the Mohicans again.

He sucks...and anyone that likes his films is someone that must be a boring human being to everyone they know. I get more entertainment out of watching grass grown than I do watching a stupid fucking boring Daniel Day-Lewis movie. Fuck him and everyone who likes his movies, especially Last of the Mohicans. You are not a human being, you are a rock or some other inorganic and unmoving object.

[exstatic]

Neo

Biggest cardboard cutout, no talent ass clown in Hollywood.

[DPG21920]

Last of the Mohicans is the most boring movie in the history of the Universe. Gangs of New York is by far the best movie he is in...but I mean shit, look at the fucking cast and director...I could have played that role and it would have been a good movie.



Oh yes he is.




I'd pay money to see any movie Pauly Shore has been in before I'd ever attempt to watch last of the Mohicans again.

He sucks...and anyone that likes his films is someone that must be a boring human being to everyone they know. I get more entertainment out of watching grass grown than I do watching a stupid fucking boring Daniel Day-Lewis movie. Fuck him and everyone who likes his movies, especially Last of the Mohicans. You are not a human being, you are a rock or some other inorganic and unmoving object.

:lmao. You are not a human being. You are some irrational creature completely devoid of logic.

[whottt]

If I am ever sentenced to death and get a choice in the matter, I am going to choose deaty by any method other than watching Last of the Mohicans.

[DPG21920]

I enjoy Pauly Shore movies from time to time, but to sit there and try and use the argument that DDL is a bad actor because you find his movies boring is silly. So you are saying that Pauly Shore is a better actor because you would pay money to see his movies for the entrainment value?

Are you 7?

[whottt]

:lmao. You are not a human being. You are some irrational creature completely devoid of logic.

It's not my fault you can be entertained by simply staring at a wall....or something even more boring, like Last of the Mohicans.


Let me be clear on this, I have an extremely high tolerance for shitty movies...I have attempted to watch Last of the Mohicans 5 or maybe 6 times, and every single time I have attempted it, I have fallen asleep, including once when I was on meth. And another time when I was peaking on LSD. I purposely attempted to see it just as I was peaking so that I would not fall asleep during it. It's the only move I have ever fallen asleep during in the theater. And that happened twice.

Why I have attempted to watch it 5-6 times? Because of asshats like yourself that insist it doesn't completely suckass. When in fact it does.


He is a boring ass fucking actor who makes boring ass fucking movies.

Billy the Kid Vs Dracula is a better movie.

[DPG21920]

It's not my fault you can be entertained by simply staring at a wall....or something even more boring, like Last of the Mohicans.


Let me be clear on this, I have an extremely high tolerance for shitty movies...I have attempted to watch Last of the Mohicans 5 or maybe 6 times, and every single time I have attempted it, I have fallen asleep, including once when I was on meth. It's the only move I have ever fallen asleep during in the Theater. And that happened twice.

Why I have attempted to watch it 5-6 times? Because of asshats like yourself that insist it doesn't completely suckass. When in fact it does.


He is a boring ass fucking actor who makes boring ass fucking movies.

Billy the Kid Vs Dracula is a better movie.

Is that more expensive than the popcorn combo? I know you think he is a boring actor and his movies are boring, but do you think he acts poorly in those boring movies?

How many copies of Leprechaun in the Hood do you own?

[DPG21920]

It's not my fault you can be entertained by simply staring at a wall....or something even more boring, like Last of the Mohicans.


Let me be clear on this, I have an extremely high tolerance for shitty movies...I have attempted to watch Last of the Mohicans 5 or maybe 6 times, and every single time I have attempted it, I have fallen asleep, including once when I was on meth. It's the only move I have ever fallen asleep during in the Theater. And that happened twice.

Why I have attempted to watch it 5-6 times? Because of asshats like yourself that insist it doesn't completely suckass. When in fact it does.


He is a boring ass fucking actor who makes boring ass fucking movies.

Billy the Kid Vs Dracula is a better movie.

Also, this begs the question on why if something is so shitty, do you keep going back? This is something a live, but only semi-conscious being, like a cow would do.

[whottt]

I answered that question right below the part you underlined, bolded and sized. Geez..

[DPG21920]

I answered that question right below the part you underlined, bolded and sized. Geez..

But cows that constantly walk into the slaughter house don't do it because other asshat cows told them it was the thing to do. So why do you do it?

[DPG21920]

By the way, DDL is my cousins wife's, brothers', sisters, god father of her fourth child, which is why I defend him.

[whottt]

But cows that constantly walk into the slaughter house don't do it because other asshat cows told them it was the thing to do. So why do you do it?

Because of asshats(this would mean people I know) that keep telling me that if I can just make it through the incredibly suck ass sleep inducing parts that comprise the first 25 hours of the movie, it gets better in the final 10 seconds.

These are stupid people that simply don't know what suck is...and will eat it by the gallon simply a becuase a film critic tells them it's something other than suck.

[DPG21920]

I am going to ask one final question. Don't take into account how entertaining the movies are, but the skill of the actor. Place either a >,< or = between

DDL Shore

[whottt]

Dog who played airbud>DDL

[DPG21920]

Dog who played airbud>DDL

MVP (most valuable primate) > Airbud

DDL > MVP

So,

DDL>Airbud

[whottt]

The only thing I have ever felt during a DDL movie, is comatose. If that is your idea of acting skill, more power to you. Like I said earlier, there are probably people that enjoy watching rocks bleach in the sun too...takes all kinds.

Edit: that should be, rocks being eroded by wind.

[Kori Ellis]

Nicholas Cage: How does he keep getting jobs? I swear, if he wasn't Coppola's kid, he would never have had a career.

He's Francis Ford Coppola's nephew (not kid) and he purposely used Cage as his name in the beginning so that he wouldn't get parts because of being a Coppola.

Anyway, he has some decent movies.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't like Hugh Grant, Tom Cruise or Robin Williams.

[ChumpDumper]

He's Francis Ford Coppola's nephew (not kid) and he purposely used Cage as his name in the beginning so that he wouldn't get parts because of being a Coppola.

Anyway, he has some decent movies.That's funny because the first movie I remember Cage's being in was a Coppola movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Robin Williams as a comedian. And Kevin Bacon. And fucking Pacino post-1975.

Also, I second the Sandra Bullock mention. Kyra Sedgwick, but that's admittedly got a lot to do with the fact she's married to Bacon.

[IronMexican]

How do you hate Bacon? Without him, we don't have Footloose.


Does this video change your mind?
FsCO-YkDgnY

[CuckingFunt]

How do you hate Bacon? Without him, we don't have Footloose.

Does this video change your mind?

Nope.

Footloose is part of the reason I hate Bacon.

[IronMexican]

I know. I was joking. That scene is hilarious, though.

[Goran Dragic]

Johnny Depp, not even close. Finding Neverland was 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

[lefty]

Adrian Grenier; worst actor ever

Depp is overrated, he sucks

[lefty]

robin williams as a comedian. And kevin bacon. and fucking pacino post-1975.

also, i second the sandra bullock mention. Kyra sedgwick, but that's admittedly got a lot to do with the fact she's married to bacon.

+1

[Goran Dragic]

All of Depp's movies suck to. What the fuck was so good about Pirates of the Carribean? Big fuckin deal, a cliche-as-hell Pirate movie. Why did people think a movie series about pirates with Johnny Depp and Chris Johnson/Marshawn Lynch was any good?

[In10se]

Johnny Depp? He could do a series of High School Musical and Hannah Montana sequels for the rest of his life but his spot on brilliant portrayal of HST in Fear and Loathing would still make him one of the greatest actors ever.

[In10se]

The real answer is Hayden Christiansen or whatever that kid's name is that butchered playing young Darth Vader and has the acting range of a pet rock. Ever see Jumper?

[EmptyMan]

For some reason I have always liked Cage and Keeanu. I think it was because I grew up watching them in their action movies and it makes me nostalgic. Cage is like the every day man. I have not seen any of his new movies other than national treasure because they do not appeal to me.

Also, I want to dislike Cruise but he delivers in almost all of his movies.


I just hate when they have a good story, turn it into a movie, and just plug in a cookie cutter big name actor (i.e., Will Smith in I Am Legend) and make it all about the actor and not the story. It makes me sad.

[Strike]

All of Depp's movies suck to. What the fuck was so good about Pirates of the Carribean? Big fuckin deal, a cliche-as-hell Pirate movie. Why did people think a movie series about pirates with Johnny Depp and Chris Johnson/Marshawn Lynch was any good?


Are you high? Sure, the Pirates movies were overblown and lame but do you think Johnny Depp is solely to blame for that? The movies did star Orlando Bloom (whom I'd like to add to my most hated list) and Keira Knightly, too.

Fear And Loathing, Sleepy Hollow, From Hell, Edward Scissorhands, Secret Window, and a handful of other movies prove you wrong. Depp does not suck.

[Strike]

The real answer is Hayden Christiansen or whatever that kid's name is that butchered playing young Darth Vader and has the acting range of a pet rock. Ever see Jumper?

Add that name to my list as well. That dude is 10 tons of suck.

[Strike]

For some reason I have always liked Cage and Keeanu. I think it was because I grew up watching them in their action movies and it makes me nostalgic. Cage is like the every day man. I have not seen any of his new movies other than national treasure because they do not appeal to me.

An everyday man who is such an Elvis fan that he married Elvis' daughter to get the ultimate Elvis collectable.

I don't think Cage is a bad actor. I think he just picks bad projects. He was excellent in Leaving Las Vegas, Face/Off, and Lord Of War. I think movies like Knowing, Next, The Weather Man, etc., would have sucked regardless of who played the lead.

[holcs50]

For some reason I have always liked Cage and Keeanu. I think it was because I grew up watching them in their action movies and it makes me nostalgic. Cage is like the every day man. I have not seen any of his new movies other than national treasure because they do not appeal to me.

Also, I want to dislike Cruise but he delivers in almost all of his movies.


I just hate when they have a good story, turn it into a movie, and just plug in a cookie cutter big name actor (i.e., Will Smith in I Am Legend) and make it all about the actor and not the story. It makes me sad.

I agree here. For some reason i like keanu too, so obviously hes far from my most hated.

Honestly it's a subjective thread but some of the names ive seen are garbage. Whott obviously being himself, a controversial view brings attention, DDL? OK, overacts, yes sometimes. But like said earlier Bill the Butcher is not a good character? U fucking kidding? I would like to know what actors-whottt-U do like?

Cruise is annoying but i give a pass because of the huge amount of really good movies he's made.

Really only one ive heard so far i didnt think of as "hated" is hayden christensen and I'd like to throw out the new superman guy-ummmm umm oh brandon routh.

Still boggles my mind you think val kilmer-like we all have said tombstone top gun ghost and the darkness true romance willow salton sea....weird if thats your most hated actor of all of them....thats all you can name-yikes

[mookie2001]

dennis quaid was 10 times better as doc holliday

i just dont see what val kilmer has ever done, i liked top gun and williow when i was 7 years old

i even thought i liked doors until i watched it a couple years ago, val kilmer acting a stumbling, mumbling, squinting fool, no thank you

[JMarkJohns]

Dane Fuckin' Cook... I've seen three films of his despite my better judgment, and came away hating as an actor more than I hated him as a comedian.

[mookie2001]

i dont really hate johnny depp, but the guy isnt all that, highly overrated. Im anti cgi fantasy so i pirates didnt really appeal to me, blow was pretty good, not great. fear and loathing is kind of like a novelty i guess, nothing special, should be easy to make a average movie about a classic book

[holcs50]

dennis quaid was 10 times better as doc holliday

i just dont see what val kilmer has ever done, i liked top gun and williow when i was 7 years old

i even thought i liked doors until i watched it a couple years ago, val kilmer acting a stumbling, mumbling, squinting fool, no thank you

okay i get he get on your nerves, but he cant possibly the most hated? really. Still don't see how im the only one who hates ashton the most, hes worthless kind of like spencer and heidi-complete wastes of human life. How about that little bitch from superbad-not mcglovin the other skinny guy who continues to get parts playing the same little insecure teenager....he sucks balls bad, i hate him haha

[mookie2001]

well ashton only makes romantic comedies, so im not going to watch many of his movies

val kilmer doesnt make movies about how he gets married in las vegas to the daughter of his black boss

[Goran Dragic]

Dane Fuckin' Cook... I've seen three films of his despite my better judgment, and came away hating as an actor more than I hated him as a comedian.


Other than his role in Waiting all his movies have sucked, but his comedy is worse, mostly cause of how overrated it is. He's NOT a good standup comic.

[MiamiHeat]

Eva Mendez

Will Smith's son Jaden

[symple19]

Leo Dicaprio - I wish death on him

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Lots of really great posts in this thread. I motion for us to do a playoff-system type polling of who is the worst actor ever.


Could be fun.


off the top of my head my picks are

Nicolas Cage
Will Smith
Jaden is going to be Will Smith redux the next thirty years, GMAFB black people don't do karate
Kutcher reeks of shit

I think Depp is good, really good actually, but he does too much of the same stuff too. Like where the fuck would he be if it weren't for Tim Burton?

I like Dicaprio, he's got chops. He's done a range of characters. Respect.

Jim Carrey rules, how many times did you make classmates laugh by saying "bumblebeetuna" ?

Pauly Shore is great for what he attempted to do with his movies. Can anyone honestly say they did not laugh after smokin a J and seeing that clown shot jfk style "back and to the left" on Biodome?

I almost threw up when I found out Nicolas Cage was playing Ghost Rider.

[mookie2001]

scissorhands?

does that have any rewatchability factor besides winona ryder being sexy as shit?


i was never into jim carey, he had 2 good movies ace and ace 2

cable guy had a funny basketball scene, thats it
its like every thing i could ever say to you on this dam site we've discussed ad nasuem

[MiamiHeat]

when i saw THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL remake with Keanuu reeves

i felt like sticking my hand through my TV and strangling Jaden to get him to die in the movie. oh god. i am boycotting any movie I see with that little nepotist

[DPG21920]

Will Smith is a good actor. His movies are entertaining. He is not the best, but his movies are all pretty good. He does not have crazy range but he is good within his range.

Another actor I don't like is Matthew Broderick. Bob Hoskins also sucks. Pauly Shore is a shitty actor with good movies. Son-in-Law and In the Army Now are solid.

[DPG21920]

scissorhands?

does that have any rewatchability factor besides winona ryder being sexy as shit?


i was never into jim carey, he had 2 good movies ace and ace 2

cable guy had a funny basketball scene, thats it
its like every thing i could ever say to you on this dam site we've discussed ad nasuem

Cable guy is hilarious. "He's having a suuuuuuuper time". "I pretty sure he was, Asiannnnnnnnnnnnnn". Liar Liar is nice, Eternal Sunshine and Truman Show are good.

[mookie2001]

i define good as whether or not i would enjoy smoking a joint while watching or if i would buy it on dvd. i'll stand by carrey having 2 good movies

[DPG21920]

I bet you hate Beerfest and Hotrod and Grandmas Boy..

[dirk4mvp]

Leo Dicaprio - I wish death on him

Curse be upon you.

[mookie2001]

no beerfest and grandmas boy are funny, never saw hotrod

[dirk4mvp]

How can anyone hate Paul Walker? He gave us The Fast and the Furious movies.

[DPG21920]

Hot rod is only funny because of the plot. But that plot is so good that the movie is great.

[DPG21920]

How can anyone hate Paul Walker? He gave us The Fast and the Furious movies.

Bro, I hate Paul Walker for his looks and his "I am just flirting with girls acting methods".

I also hate how he curb checks the Ford Lightning in FATF.

[dirk4mvp]

Bro, I hate Paul Walker for his looks and his "I am just flirting with girls acting methods".

I also hate how he curb checks the Ford Lightning in FATF.

Yeah but he likes the tuna while no one else does.

[DPG21920]

No man has ever been so right as the guy who told that cunny to get a burger down the street.

[jack sommerset]

Jenny from the block. I hate her!

[MiamiHeat]

lmao at your sig jack

[mookie2001]

OT but if yall ever get a chance to see the 80s movie No Man's Land with charlie sheen- watch it, fast and the furious totally rips it off in every way, its shameless

a los angeles racing car thief, a young up and coming blonde undercover police officer goes undercover to bust up the organization, the narc gets too close, falls in love with the sister of the target, starts to enjoy the life, meets with his police bosses and they tell him hes getting too close. then has to make a choice at the end

its hilarious

[DPG21920]

Just hit me: I really hate anything associated with Tyler Perry.

[symple19]

Curse be upon you.

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mookie the basketball scene is not hte only good part of cable guy

the aaaaaasian scene is immortal

[DPG21920]

mookie the basketball scene is not hte only good part of cable guy

the aaaaaasian scene is immortal

Exactly. The other part where it shows Ben Stiller in court and he does the "yapping" hand motion when the lawyer is grilling him is so money.

[DPG21920]

Oh yeah, and when Carrey says " You had honey in your voice tonight Ra-uul"

[DPG21920]

TbtZMOi2AtI

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i define good as whether or not i would enjoy smoking a joint while watching or if i would buy it on dvd. i'll stand by carrey having 2 good movies

But I'd wager that you haven't bought a DVD in the second half of 2000's, it's like saying I only like the AIDS virus if I don't contract it.

I can't comment on The Majestic or Eternal Sunshine, but will watch these movies eventually.

Liar Liar, Truman Show, and Yes Man I all liked. But Yes Man did kind of remind me of Liar Liar. Still made me laugh though.

I don't think I'll ever make it through Bruce Almighty. He's not gold but he's made more than two movies, plus Ace Ventura one is on like a totally different planet than the onslaught of hilarity that is Ace Ventura 2.

[mookie2001]

i have bought some dvds post iraq war. apocalypto is one of my all time favorites, the departed, no country for old men, idiocracy

[DPG21920]

WTF saying he has only made two good movies ACE I AND ACE II. He was in dumb and dumber.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i have bought some dvds post iraq war. apocalyto is one of my all time favorites, the departed, no country for old men, idiocracy

you like dvds?
i got mine in my car


Dumb and Dumber sucked taint. Most overrated funny movie ever. Ironically, I know for a fact that mookie likes that movie way more than me.

[mookie2001]

i liked dumb and dumber when i was 12, ive soured on it, it only has a few funny parts

[DPG21920]

I was not aware that the wachutu's were BITERS.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

thispego likes dumb and dumber the way mookie likes UHF

[DPG21920]

Me, Myself and Irene as well brah.

"Is your wife happy?"
"What"
"Is your wife happy? Because if your f*cking is anything like your police work, you couldn't hit the g-spot on a 12 pound p*ssy"

[DPG21920]

I am also guessing that mookie has never even seen "once bitten"

[mookie2001]

exactly when he watches d&d he feels his mothers love, the sounds of science, the high of life, like i do UHF

thats the difference between he and I, that and the whole white, growing up on a golf course, using words like BM, covers, pajamas, underwear, supper, and coat, while eating chickensalad, pronouncing mIlk and pIllow like a yankee thing, etc...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

forgot about me myself and irene
i liked that one as well


"Christ, those kids dicks are bigger than these sausages!"
hahaha

[DPG21920]

Those are my kids you are talking about...Ahh, don't mind me, just had a few too many.

"Whoa whoa whoa, tweak the high end on the emotional EQ"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

exactly when he watches d&d he feels his mothers love, the sounds of science, the high of life, like i do UHF

thats the difference between he and I, that and the whole white, growing up on a golf course, using words like BM, covers, pajamas, underwear, supper, and coat, while eating chickensalad, pronouncing mIlk and pIllow like a yankee thing, etc...



are you saying you use the words underwears and dinner and jacket instead?

pego's like
i just took a BM under the covers got my pajamas and underwear all dirty, gonna go eat chickensalad supper let me get my coat

[mookie2001]

yeah chones or underwearS, thats the way we were raised up

COVERS and pajamas are classic though, never ever were those words used in my house

i didnt even know what pajamas were until i was old enough to spend the night at peoples houses who werent my cousins, pajamas still makes me laugh

[DPG21920]

By the way, for those that dislike Shia Labeouf, have yall seen "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints"?

[mookie2001]

and BM, 4cc had to explain it to me when i was 18

thats from the twisted summer camp he went to where they did horrible things to him

[Cant_Be_Faded]

shia lebouf is worthless

i pity the fool who pays money to see his movies

[DPG21920]

I don't hate him, but don't like him either. That movie was great though.

[Cyrano]

Vincent Donofrio. He totally creeped me out in Full Metal Jacket, to the point that I still
can't stand watching him.
http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpg
http://www.paulscharffphotography.com/Vincent_D_Onofrio.JPG

[thispego]

Jim Carrey, especially in the ace ventura movies.

His newer movies are better though.

CROFL! welcome to my shit list! :toast

[thispego]

Nicolas Cage - raising arizona, the rock, etc
Val Kilmer - tombstone, wonderland, real genius, even batman forever was good with him tommy lee jones and jim carrey IOW.. YOU SUCK, MOOK

[thispego]

Jared Leto is one dude who I CANNOT stand. I will stop watching a movie if he shows up, I dont know why i don't like him either

[thispego]

okay i get he get on your nerves, but he cant possibly the most hated? really. Still don't see how im the only one who hates ashton the most, hes worthless kind of like spencer and heidi-complete wastes of human life. How about that little bitch from superbad-not mcglovin the other skinny guy who continues to get parts playing the same little insecure teenager....he sucks balls bad, i hate him haha

i kind of think you suck. at least this thread wasnt about some shitty band or song

[thispego]

Leo Dicaprio - I wish death on him

that's weird

[JMarkJohns]

Jared Leto is one dude who I CANNOT stand. I will stop watching a movie if he shows up, I dont know why i don't like him either

So then, you must have really enjoyed when Leto got the brains beat out of him by Norton in Fight Club...

[thispego]

you like dvds?
i got mine in my car


Dumb and Dumber sucked taint. Most overrated funny movie ever. Ironically, I know for a fact that mookie likes that movie way more than me.

What. The. Fuck. you're dead to me now, too. You and 4cc, CBF, i sweartagah

[thispego]

So then, you must have really enjoyed when Leto got the brains beat out of him by Norton in Fight Club...

ROFL yes that's why i love that movie

[Spurminator]

I think it's still Julia Roberts, even though she fell of the face of the earth recently. I still haven't gotten over the five year Julia lovefest from My Best Friend's Wedding through The Mexican...

[JMarkJohns]

Vincent Donofrio. He totally creeped me out in Full Metal Jacket, to the point that I still
can't stand watching him.
http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpg
http://www.paulscharffphotography.com/Vincent_D_Onofrio.JPG

http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"

[thispego]

I think it's still Julia Roberts, even though she fell of the face of the earth recently. I still haven't gotten over the five year Julia lovefest from My Best Friend's Wedding through The Mexican...

and erin brocovich

[thispego]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"

damn, is that thor? :lmao

[JMarkJohns]

damn, is that thor? :lmao

Yep... Just don't call him a homo!

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Jared Leto is one dude who I CANNOT stand. I will stop watching a movie if he shows up, I dont know why i don't like him either


Requiem for a Dream was a good movie IMO.

[thispego]

Requiem for a Dream was a good movie IMO.

a good movie...that was ruined by jared leto

[JMarkJohns]

a good movie...that was ruined by jared leto

Haha... I do have to say that his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, had a lot of potential with their debut. Hate their recent stuff, but thought their debut was solid.

[Spurminator]

and erin brocovich

No doubt.

I've got no issues with her early stuff. People liked Steel Magnolias and Pretty Woman, that made her a star, fine, I can accept that. She was even pretty sexy in Sleeping With the Enemy.

After that she had a run of really pathetic roles in movies like Hook, I Love Trouble, The Pelican Brief and Mary Reilly... roles that basically exposed her as a one-trick-pony romantic comedy actress.

Then comes My Best Friend's Wedding, where she plays an unforgivably evil role as a scheming bitch trying to break up her friend's wedding because she is so distraught over being single in her late twenties, so she decides she's entitled to marry her already-engaged longtime friend. And American women ate that shit up, just like they ate up her similar roles as a total piece of shit in Notting Hill and Runaway Bride.

And for Erin Brockovich, which is basically John Travolta's A Civil Action with tits, she's handed what amounted to a Miss Congeniality award in the form of a Best Actress Oscar, beating out one of the greatest female performances in film history (Ellen Burstyn in Requiem).

The icing on the cake is they made a movie called America's Sweethearts and put her in the leading role. They might as well have called it "America's Housewives Love Julia Roberts."

Sandra Bullock is today's Julia Roberts, except nobody considers her any more than a go-to romantic comedy lead. She's not in Oscar discussions or "best actress of our generation" conversations. She's just the go-to lead for mindless rom-com tripe. And I don't begrudge her for that because she and everyone else seem to understand it. She's not taken seriously by anyone.

Frankly, Sandra Bullock has a better command of comedy than Julia Roberts has ever had, and that combined with her dramatic work in Crash (which I also hated but not necessarily because of her - not that she was great but she wasn't distractingly bad either) makes her 10x the actress Roberts is, IMO.

If any other actress had put to film the terrible southern accent Julia Roberts tortured moviegoers with in Charlie Wilson's War, she would have been rightfully skewered by critics and relegated to straight-to-DVD movie roles for the rest of her career. Julia Roberts, because she's Julia Roberts, got a Golden Globe nomination for it.

I'll leave you with this list of movies to consider. This is an unforgivable resumé.

Ocean's Twelve (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349903/) (2004) .... Tess Ocean (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002219/)
Closer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376541/) (2004/I) .... Anna (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0007292/)
Mona Lisa Smile (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304415/) (2003) .... Katherine Ann Watson (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0014005/)
Full Frontal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290212/) (2002) .... Catherine (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013064/) / Francesca
Ocean's Eleven (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240772/) (2001) .... Tess Ocean (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002219/)
America's Sweethearts (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265029/) (2001) .... Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison
The Mexican (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236493/) (2001) .... Samantha Barzel (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010888/)
Erin Brockovich (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195685/) (2000) .... Erin Brockovich (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0007952/)
Runaway Bride (1999) .... Maggie Carpenter (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0012008/)
Notting Hill (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125439/) (1999) .... Anna Scott (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006829/)
Stepmom (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120686/) (1998) .... Isabel Kelly (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0014957/)
Conspiracy Theory (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118883/) (1997) .... Alice Sutton (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010827/)
My Best Friend's Wedding (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119738/) (1997) .... Julianne Potter (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010646/)
Mary Reilly (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117002/) (1996) .... Mary Reilly (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010248/)
Something to Talk About (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114496/) (1995) .... Grace King Bichon (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0023012/)
Ready to Wear (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110907/) (1994) .... Anne Eisenhower (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0020412/)
I Love Trouble (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110093/) (1994) .... Sabrina Peterson
The Pelican Brief (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798/) (1993) .... Darby Shaw (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013193/)
Hook (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/) (1991) .... Tinkerbell (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0005355/)

[Spurminator]

a good movie...that was ruined by jared leto

At least in Fight Club he gets his face bashed in.

[thispego]

Haha... I do have to say that his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, had a lot of potential with their debut. Hate their recent stuff, but thought their debut was solid.

well i have no doubt that he is a better (less of a pussy) musician than he is an actor

[ChumpDumper]

Sandra Bullock is today's Julia Roberts, except nobody considers her any more than a go-to romantic comedy lead. She's not in Oscar discussions or "best actress of our generation" conversations.I think she might be nominated for The Blind Side.

[Spurminator]

I guess there's an outside chance, but I would be surprised...

However, if Julia Roberts had played that role, she'd definitely be nominated. The movie would have been released a month later and it would have been nominated for Best Picture. And this kid would have gotten a supporting actor nomination by osmosis.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/la/hancock_3_010708/jae_head_1952616.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Okay this thread is about actors we just hate right? Not necessarily based on their acting skills or the entertainment value of their movies? In that case I can't stand Benicio Del Toro. He totally creeps me out---reminds me of some lech who doesn't wash his hair. Also Gwyneth Paltrow--her whiny voice gets on my nerves

The Daniel Day-Lewis argument cracked me up. I think he's a fine actor, but the snooze factor in his films has skyrocketed since "My Beautiful Laundrette". I'll have to agree with Whott here. Given the choice of watching "The Last of the Mohicans" or "Son In Law".....I'll go with the latter :lol

[JMarkJohns]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/la/hancock_3_010708/jae_head_1952616.jpg

Hated that kid's comic relief role in the film. Too sugary in an otherwise good film. Didn't fit with the dramatic mood/overall message of the film.

[mrsmaalox]

Vincent Donofrio. He totally creeped me out in Full Metal Jacket, to the point that I still
can't stand watching him.
http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpg
http://www.paulscharffphotography.com/Vincent_D_Onofrio.JPG

NO WAY!!!! VDO is one of my favorites! His role in "Full Metal Jacket" was one of the worst snubs in Oscar history. And I think he's yummy :p:

[whottt]

The Daniel Day-Lewis argument cracked me up. I think he's a fine actor, but the snooze factor in his films has skyrocketed since "My Beautiful Laundrette". I'll have to agree with Whott here. Given the choice of watching "The Last of the Mohicans" or "Son In Law".....I'll go with the latter :lol

t :tu

Other than that, excellent take on Daniel Day-Lewis. Fuck him.

[lil_penny]

Yea and fuck adam sandler

[jacobdrj]

Nicolas Cage - raising arizona, the rock, etc
Val Kilmer - tombstone, wonderland, real genius, even batman forever was good with him tommy lee jones and jim carrey IOW.. YOU SUCK, MOOK

I have not screened Raising Arizona. However, to say Nick was a plus for the Rock is an overstatement: He didn't ruin the movie, despite his best efforts. Sean Connery wouldn't let him, and James Bond dragged Nicks carcass across that set and on shear will made The Rock one of the most awesome movies of all time. Thank you Sean.

Val Kilmer had Real Genius, but he was baaaaad in Batman. Wasn't his fault. He was just not the man for the part. IMHO he wasn't all that bad in Top Gun either.

[whottt]

Yeah I don't get the D'onfrio hate, that dude is an excellent actor, and his roles are memorable even if he never is the star.

He was supposed to creep you out in Full Metal Jacket. He was supposed to turn from a harmless good natured fat kid into a fucking psycho and it was a masterful performance.

The most amazing thing about it?

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpghttp://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"


Those two movies, Adventures in Babysitting and Full Metal Jacket? They came out the same year.

In Adventures in Babysitting, he actually is fucking Thor. He is ripped to shreds and he's fucking Thor the God of Thunder.

In Full Metal Jacket he is an out of shape fuckup goofball...

He pulled both those roles off in the same year...and has a completely different physique and personality in both of them.


Once again for emphasis

Thor:

7rnTpR4M1ZI

Private Pyle:

1OZS6wem7OQ

Psycho:

U_Xek7IQhlw


All in the same year.

Edit: I just read on youtube, the two movies were released a week apart.

This dude is the shit. He is the nucelar powered actor.

[jacobdrj]

Yeah I don't get the D'onfrio hate, that dude is an excellent actor, and his roles are memorable even if he never is the star.

He was supposed to creep you out in Full Metal Jacket. He was supposed to turn from a harmless good natured fat kid into a fucking psycho and it was a masterful performance.

The most amazing thing about it?

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpghttp://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"


Those two movies, Adventures in Babysitting and Full Metal Jacket? They came out the same year.

In Adventures in Babysitting, he actually is fucking Thor. He is ripped to shreds and he's fucking Thor the God of Thunder.

In Full Metal Jacket he is an out of shape fuckup goofball...

He pulled both those roles off in the same year...and has a completely different physique and personality in both of them.


Once again for emphasis

Thor:

7rnTpR4M1ZI

Private Pyle:

1OZS6wem7OQ

Psycho:

U_Xek7IQhlw


All in the same year.


This dude is the shit. He is the nucelar powered actor.

Wasn't he the villain in 'The Cell'. He sucked there...

[jacobdrj]

And the lifetime achievement award for best acting performances in a trilogy goes to...


a7wVEAgVPi8

Phenominal.

Still better than Hayden Christensen (yeah, I know he wasn't in the 1st one, but he was horrible in Jumper too, so that made up for it).

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Nicolas Cage - raising arizona, the rock, etc
Val Kilmer - tombstone, wonderland, real genius, even batman forever was good with him tommy lee jones and jim carrey IOW.. YOU SUCK, MOOK

dude come fucking on

batman forever in retrospect was an abomination...I mean it wasn't the dying fetus that was Batman and Robin but it was pretty damn bad. Val Kilmer was a shitty batman, that flavor of the year douche they got to play robin was jackass, and tommy lee jones probably still has nightmares about stooping that low

jim carrey was the only thing about that movie that kept it good though.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"

"oh thor mighty god of thunder"

scoreboard, jmarkjohns

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah I don't get the D'onfrio hate, that dude is an excellent actor, and his roles are memorable even if he never is the star.

He was supposed to creep you out in Full Metal Jacket. He was supposed to turn from a harmless good natured fat kid into a fucking psycho and it was a masterful performance.

The most amazing thing about it?

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/danielfe/WindowsLiveWriter/MicrosoftBloggerstheMovie_FDBA/johnmont_actor2.jpghttp://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Babysitting/DzlItem687.jpg
"You spreading rumors about me, kid?"


Those two movies, Adventures in Babysitting and Full Metal Jacket? They came out the same year.

In Adventures in Babysitting, he actually is fucking Thor. He is ripped to shreds and he's fucking Thor the God of Thunder.

In Full Metal Jacket he is an out of shape fuckup goofball...

He pulled both those roles off in the same year...and has a completely different physique and personality in both of them.


Once again for emphasis

Thor:

7rnTpR4M1ZI

Private Pyle:

1OZS6wem7OQ

Psycho:

U_Xek7IQhlw


All in the same year.


This dude is the shit. He is the nucelar powered actor.

wow whottt, prahps

good fucking call dude....i never EVER would have put it together that those movies were released in the same year.


I never had a problem with that guy. I love both movies.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That "flavor of the month" was Will Scarlett in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, mothastuffa

no bro

That was Christian Slater

that doucher that played Robin was chris o'donnell or some such name

[whottt]

wow whottt, prahps

good fucking call dude....i never EVER would have put it together that those movies were released in the same year.


I never had a problem with that guy. I love both movies.

They were released a week a part. Full Metal Jacket was released on June 26 1987, Adventures in Babysitting on July 1st 1987.

Fucking amazing.

PS: I can't tell if you are fucking with me or not.

[whottt]

Wasn't he the villain in 'The Cell'. He sucked there...


Yeahbut...no one's perfect. He's kinda like Cage in that he does a lot of lowbudget Indy movies, in fact he does it more than Cage did it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They were released a week a part. Full Metal Jacket was released on June 26 1987, Adventures in Babysitting on July 1st 1987.

Fucking amazing.

PS: I can't tell if you are fucking with me or not.

dead serious
love both
never put the dates together

[thispego]

oh hyeah

CROFL you fucking dumbass :lmao you're the king of misidentifying actors and their names

[mookie2001]

naturally 4cc invented that shit


it was funny in irene and me when he she goes to his hotel room and hes got all those tissues, that bottle of lotion and her mugshot photo. thats good clean american humor

SINBAD has more good movies than jim carry though

[thispego]

I have not screened Raising Arizona. However, to say Nick was a plus for the Rock is an overstatement: He didn't ruin the movie, despite his best efforts. Sean Connery wouldn't let him, and James Bond dragged Nicks carcass across that set and on shear will made The Rock one of the most awesome movies of all time. Thank you Sean.

must just be an unnatural or unjustified hate of nicolas cage because they were both great in it.


Val Kilmer had Real Genius, but he was baaaaad in Batman. Wasn't his fault. He was just not the man for the part. IMHO he wasn't all that bad in Top Gun either.

batman is a pretty boring character anyways. It doesn't matter who you put in it. even the new ones are sorta lame with bale. Is he the wrong guy for the part also? only michael keaton can play batman?

[thispego]

naturally 4cc invented that shit


it was funny in irene and me when he she goes to his hotel room and hes got all those tissues, that bottle of lotion and her mugshot photo. thats good clean american humor

SINBAD has more good movies than jim carry though

:lmao you are so full of shit.

1. houseguest 2.??? 3.????

i'm not defending jim carreys current work, only up to liar liar

[mookie2001]

unecessary roughness and first kid rofl

[jacobdrj]

I am a fan of Michael Keaton as Batman. He brought a dry humor into the character while maintaining a cool demeanor. I like Bale's Batman as well, but he is a Batman for a different era. If there is 1 interesting DC hero, it is Batman. Val was given crap to work with (Shcumacker blows) but he hardly fit the part, even what was given to him. I could not believe he was the detective playboy, or a Dark Knight. He was just 'Iceman' from Top Gun.

Honestly, I give credit for Nick not ruining The Rock, but Sean just dominated that film. It was Connery at his best, and Cage just fed off of that. And I am glad, I loved The Rock.

[thispego]

unecessary roughness and first kid rofl

but first kid sucks and is not better than any jim carrey movie

[mookie2001]

fuck you i like first kid, its a family film


you like that kid from kyle XY who shows his abs

[mrsmaalox]

no bro

That was Christian Slater

that doucher that played Robin was chris o'donnell or some such name

Prince of Thieves' Robin was Kevin Costner!!

[Baseline]

I'm in the industry, and I can tell you that the following guys are constantly mentioned as the luckiest actors on the face of the earth. That is to say, that they actually get paid to act. If you hire these guys, you know what to expect - very little in the form of acting, so don't give them too much to do.

1. Ben Affleck
2. Chris O'Donnell
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Kevin Costner

Sometimes moviestars are made in mysterious ways. And personal tastes obviously vary. Some people may like these particular guys, or actually a lot of people may like them, but they are widely considered very bad actors.

[thispego]

fuck you i like first kid, its a family film


you like that kid from kyle XY who shows his abs

he's pointing to his lack of bellybutton and looking at you like "what... tha.... fuck...._

[thispego]

I'm in the industry.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Wasn't he the villain in 'The Cell'. He sucked there...

He didn't suck---the movie sucked! How about VDO as the best alien in Men In Black?

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/58/89/3658894_std.jpg


Or in The Salton Sea, with that hideous plastic nose?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1107925.jpg


He's a true chameleon

[Cant_Be_Faded]

unecessary roughness and first kid rofl

the movie was necessary roughness

theres no funniness involved in the title if its called unnecessary roughness
dumbass

and that movie fucking ruled


first kid was crap, used to boldly scoff older kids LNO who said that movie was the shit

[thispego]

the movie was necessary roughnesstheres no funniness involved in the title if its called unnecessary roughness
dumbass

and that movie fucking ruled


first kid was crap, used to boldly scoff older kids LNO who said that movie was the shit

i only remember kathy ireland and quantum leap being in that movie

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Kathy Ireland was in her prime, juicy ass T's

Scott Bakula was the 50 year old sophmore, and Sinbad was like the fat black guy in today's Blind Side

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He didn't suck---the movie sucked! How about VDO as the best alien in Men In Black?

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/58/89/3658894_std.jpg


Or in The Salton Sea, with that hideous plastic nose?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1107925.jpg


He's a true chameleon

Incredible
never realized that jelly donut eating fat bastard Pyle was Edgar in MIB

[whottt]

The thing I've always heard about Keanu Reeves is that he's a total dumbass. He's literally dumb as a stump, as well as a bad actor...and he knows he's both and kinda think's it' funny.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Point Break was interesting. Never saw it as an adult though, I bet Keanu is unintentional gold looking back on it. Keanu is still at the very least OK in my book because of Bill and Ted. And his little brother Deacon.

[phyzik]

Strictly as an actor? Steven Seagal.

He is just as one dimensional as Keanu Reeves. I hate him more though because he gets way too much credit because of "Above the Law", which I admit, was a pretty badass movie. After that, its all the same character.

At least Seagal is an actual martial artist though, I'll give him that over "Ted" Theodore Logan.

[thispego]

The thing I've always heard about Keanu Reeves is that he's a total dumbass. He's literally dumb as a stump, as well as a bad actor...and he knows he's both and kinda think's it' funny.

which indicates to me that he's not as dumb as he's made out to be. I've got no problems with keanu reeves. i've liked alot of his movies; speed, point break, matrices

[thispego]

Strictly as an actor? Steven Seagal.

He is just as one dimensional as Keanu Reeves. I hate him more though because he gets way too much credit because of "Above the Law" (which I admit, was a pretty badass movie).

At least Seagal is an actual martial artist though, I'll give him that.

Does he or Does he not have the most badass movie titles of all time though? excluding glimmer man

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Strictly as an actor? Steven Seagal.

He is just as one dimensional as Keanu Reeves. I hate him more though because he gets way too much credit.

At least Seagal is an actual martial artist though, I'll give him that.

No way brah. OFJ, HTK, US, ABL, MFD, these are all great great movies. My father and I used to watch these on the reg.

[phyzik]

Does he or Does he not have the most badass movie titles of all time though? excluding glimmer man

Yeah! :lol

Above the Law
Marked for Death
Driven to Kill
Out for Justice
Under Siege
Hard to Kill

[phyzik]

No way brah. OFJ, HTK, US, ABL, MFD, these are all great great movies. My father and I used to watch these on the reg.

Same character though. One Dimensional.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Same character though.

No way he was a bearded kelly lebrock F'ing has-been in HTK

And he was a jamaican-katana-weilding-drug-lord killer in MFD

[phyzik]

One thing I WILL respect about Seagal is that he is a LEGIT martial artist. I dont hate Seagal, I think he is a real life badass. He is just a one dimensional actor is all Im saying.

[whottt]

Point Break was interesting. Never saw it as an adult though, I bet Keanu is unintentional gold looking back on it. Keanu is still at the very least OK in my book because of Bill and Ted. And his little brother Deacon.

Point Break was a good movie. In fact I tell people Vaya Con Dios because of that movie :tu

Reeves is a such a bad actor that it's actually entertaining, plus the movies he's in are usually pretty high quality productions.

The funniest thing is when he plays a cop like in point break or speed...

Dude, what do you do? What do you do?

[phyzik]

No way he was a bearded kelly lebrock F'ing has-been in HTK

And he was a jamaican-katana-weilding-drug-lord killer in MFD

Did he have the same even voice and couldnt even be hit in either of those movies? yeah.

[thispego]

One thing I WILL respect about Seagal is that he is a LEGIT martial artist. I dont hate Seagal, I think he is a real life badass. He is just a one dimensional actor is all Im saying.

well thats not really what the thread is about is it phyzik? :lol

[whottt]

Incredible
never realized that jelly donut eating fat bastard Pyle was Edgar in MIB


He didn't suck---the movie sucked! How about VDO as the best alien in Men In Black?

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/58/89/3658894_std.jpg


Or in The Salton Sea, with that hideous plastic nose?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1107925.jpg


He's a true chameleon




Here he's playing Orson Welles(opposite Johnny Depp)...you'd never guess this was him either:


getWbpDBD1o

[phyzik]

well thats not really what the thread is about is it phyzik? :lol

Yes it is.

Purely as an actor, I hate him.

He is so bad, every movie that he comes out with I can guess EXACTLY what is going to happen and what his demeanor is going to be for the whole film.

[whottt]

which indicates to me that he's not as dumb as he's made out to be. I've got no problems with keanu reeves. i've liked alot of his movies; speed, point break, matrices


:lmao I acutally think I remember him referring to himself as a legitimate dumbass who can't act, albeit, a dumbass who can't act that got paid 30 million dollars for one movie which was a record.

I like a lot of his movies too, Johnny Mnemonic, Point Break...just because I think he is a bad actor doesn't mean I don't like his movies :tu

Point Break is his best movie IMVHO.

[thispego]

:lmao I acutally think I remember him referring to himself as a legitimate dumbass who can't act, albeit, a dumbass who can't act that got paid 30 million dollars for one movie which was a record.

I like a lot of his movies too, Johnny Mnemonic, Point Break...just because I think he is a bad actor doesn't mean I don't like his movies :tu

Point Break is his best movie IMVHO.

bill and ted a close 2nd and 3rd

[phyzik]

Yes it is.

Purely as an actor, I hate him.

He is so bad, every movie that he comes out with I can guess EXACTLY what is going to happen and what his demeanor is going to be for the whole film.

For an example, I thought Jet Li would be the same way, the same invincible badass who in no way can be defeated. At least Jet Li had the sense to make a few movies (Fearless, Hero, The Mummy) where he actually dies and is not invincible.

I think Seagal's ego just wouldnt allow it, and to me, thats a bad actor.

[CuckingFunt]

Here he's playing Orson Welles(opposite Johnny Depp)...you'd never guess this was him either:

Except that it's clearly his face.

Not his voice, though. That was dubbed by Maurice LaMarche, who was also the voice of The Brain (again based on an impression of Welles).

[thispego]

Yes it is.

Purely as an actor, I hate him.

He is so bad, every movie that he comes out with I can guess EXACTLY what is going to happen and what his demeanor is going to be for the whole film.

oh well you said you didnt hate him.... anyways... that's like saying you hate arnold or stallone or van damme because they were bad actors. the movies arent really about the acting but about the asskicking and bare handed man slaughtering. and all that was good

[whottt]

bill and ted a close 2nd and 3rd

I might the rate the first Matrix over the Bill & Teds.


You know where the laser tag on Ben White BLVD is? That used to be THEEEE movie Theater in South Austin. That's where I saw the first Bill & Ted(it's also where I feel asleep during Last of the Mohicans(twice) but that's another story). ..fuck I can't believe that movie is 20 years old.

[whottt]

Except that it's clearly his face.

IMVO my dear funt, he looks more like Orsone Welles there than he does Vincent D'Onfrio.




Not his voice, though. That was dubbed by Maurice LaMarche, who was also the voice of The Brain (again based on an impression of Welles).

Yeah you can tell it's a voice over. Does sound like Orson too :tu

[thispego]

blazer tag lol. I know crazy. getting old

[jaffies]

OFJ, HTK, US, ABL, MFD, these are all great great movies.

Did anyone else read these and have them immediately translated in your head?

[whottt]

blazer tag lol. I know crazy. getting old

I think I was on acid for both Bill & Ted's and Point Break. I was definitely tripping when I saw the first Bill & Ted and Point Brreak(and I actually did try to see the Mohicans tripping on Sid too but that's another story). Point break is a bad ass movie if you were tripping. Was probably about the last time I did acid.

BTW:
Vamp:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092147/

Best Acid Movie evah.

[sook]

nicolas cage, val kilmer, luke wilson

Val Kilmer is my fav actor, or one of them at least. The Doors was epic..

[whottt]

Val Kilmer is my fav actor,

Figures. You sh have to watch his most recent movies for about 24 hours straight. He sucks a lot of ass.

[holcs50]

He didn't suck---the movie sucked! How about VDO as the best alien in Men In Black?

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/58/89/3658894_std.jpg


Or in The Salton Sea, with that hideous plastic nose?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1107925.jpg


He's a true chameleon

OMG hahahha, totally forgot he was the guy in salton sea!!!! hahah. he breathes all heavy and has that plastic nose because he snorted too many drugs thru his nose!!! ROFL.

Pego fuck your couch, the rare threads i start im drunk in....but i do agree at least this one isnt a band or song...i dont recall a band thread though??? Wouldn't surprise me though, ha.

Just got back from downtown diego though watching the chargers bully the cowgirls.

For VDO, he might annoy you, but no way "hate". Have you guys ever seen the movie "the cell" with JLO ? ha. VDO is a psycho! Great villain, he scared the shit out of me in that movie, if you havent seen it id recommend it just to see a weird sci fi movie. Really f'd up at times.

And it's funny i knew keanu would be up on here multiple times, but hate? no way. Ted? how can you hate Ted?

And the julia roberts posting was pretty true, she sucks. BALLS. I dont hate her though, because I saw my best friends wedding on like tbs the other day and I'd fuck the shit out of her, sorry bout the language, but when she was younger shes very "bone worthy"

[mookie2001]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000NOKFGW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[JudynTX]

Adam Sandler

[SpursWoman]

Is Spencer Pratt considered an actor?

[angel_luv]

I don't hate him but I abhor Will Farrel's movies. I should have known after Elf to stay away from his films but no, went ahead and saw Land of the Lost. :td :td

[Spurminator]

I don't like Colin Farrell.

Not sure why, he's not a terrible actor or anything, I just don't like him. He has a very punchable face.

Same with Jamie Foxx.

[slayermin]

Will Smith
Alan Alda
Antonio Banderas
Tom Hanks
Russell Crowe

[Strike]

Val Kilmer is my fav actor, or one of them at least. The Doors was epic..

I like Val Kilmer and liked him in The Doors. But, the movie, as a whole, sucked in my opinion. Kilmer's portrayal of Jim Morrison was the only bright point in an otherwise shitty movie.

I also liked Kilmer in Real Genius, Tombstone, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Heat. He sucked balls in Alexander but that movie (and all its "cuts") was a gigantic turd.

[Strike]

I don't like Colin Farrell.

Not sure why, he's not a terrible actor or anything, I just don't like him. He has a very punchable face.

Same with Jamie Foxx.


Actually, I'm not sure he's that good of an actor. Can't really think of a movie where he really stood out. Maybe In Bruges, but nothing else comes to mind. Though I totally agree with the punchable face factor.

[da_suns_fan]

Okay this thread is about actors we just hate right? Not necessarily based on their acting skills or the entertainment value of their movies? In that case I can't stand Benicio Del Toro. He totally creeps me out---reminds me of some lech who doesn't wash his hair. Also Gwyneth Paltrow--her whiny voice gets on my nerves

The Daniel Day-Lewis argument cracked me up. I think he's a fine actor, but the snooze factor in his films has skyrocketed since "My Beautiful Laundrette". I'll have to agree with Whott here. Given the choice of watching "The Last of the Mohicans" or "Son In Law".....I'll go with the latter :lol

Thats not really fair. Isnt "Son in Law" on the guilty pleasure list of every generation Yer?

[Strike]

Thats not really fair. Isnt "Son in Law" on the guilty pleasure list of every generation Yer?

Exactly. Whether or not Pauly Shore has any real acting talent, and I think he has some, Son In Law is entertaining. Can't explain why I like it. I just know that if I'm channel surfing and I stumble across it, I'll watch it until it's over.

With that said, I think Last Of The Mohicans and There Will Be Blood were both damn good movies. I think Daniel Day Lewis is a damn good actor. I usually try to see his films if the subject matter interests me.

[Nbadan]

It's gotta be Neo.....used to hate...with every fiber of my body ...Bob Fagget...opppsss...Hagget....but then he was really cool in Entourage...now, eh,....

[Nbadan]

It's hard to like Ryan Reynolds too...

[JMarkJohns]

It's hard to like Ryan Reynolds too...

Depends on the role... I've enjoyed a number of films, disliked others immensely.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

whottt...what movie was that where pyle plays orsen wells?

Also, never heard of Vamp. will put it on netflix queue, thanks.

[whottt]

whottt...what movie was that where pyle plays orsen wells?
Ed Wood. It's pretty off the wall. If you don't like Johnny Depp you won't like it. Martin Landau won an academy award for playing Bela Lugosi in it though.





Also, never heard of Vamp. will put it on netflix queue, thanks.

Ok but I'm not sure Vamp is that good if you aren't on shrooms or acid or something.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol grace jones dressed like a freak should be good enough on ol fashion green.


ed wood eh? I never heard of that movie before. Sounds pretty cool. I know all about plan 9 and all that jazz but never realized burton made a movie of it. Man that guy loves him some depp.

[SpursBabe99]

Ok first of all Nic Cage was freakin awesome in Face/Off!! I freakin love that movie!! Val in tombstone was amazing!! && Jim Carrey is a genius!! C'mon!!! I think I'm going to have to agree w/ Ashton on this one! He's pretty horrible!

[B-Hath]

Mark Ruffalo - My life-force is drained from my body when I see him on-screen. His mere presence on screen makes me doubt the validity of the film.

[monosylab1k]

I won't go back and look at the other 8 pages in this thread, but if Shia LaDouche isn't mentioned at least 4 times per page, all of you are idiots.

[Ignignokt]

I won't go back and look at the other 8 pages in this thread, but if Shia LaDouche isn't mentioned at least 4 times per page, all of you are idiots.

rofl.

we get it. You like 4chan, artsy films.. therefore you must hate Shia Lebouf.

[Dr Cox]

jack black
phillip seymor hoffmin (idc how you spell it) cant stand him

[2Blonde]

david caruso

Agreed......my friend. (take off sunglasses & tilt head in un-natural angle)

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-gimmicks1.jpg

[Spurminator]

I haven't seen enough Shia Lebouf movies to form an educated opinion of him. The only one I've seen is the last Indiana Jones, and there were a number of people with greater sins than Lebouf involved in the creation of that abomination.

[Spurminator]

I would have also added Sean William Scott but he was at least tolerable in Role Models.

[monosylab1k]

rofl.

we get it. You like 4chan, artsy films.. therefore you must hate Shia Lebouf.

Sorry, I didn't realize I was trampling on sacred ground there with you. Have fun beating off to your Even Stevens posters.

[The Gemini Method]

My Left Foot was a brilliant job done by Daniel Day Lewis...

I would've said Bill Murray up until the Zombieland cameo...

[B-Hath]

Oh, Jonathan Rhys Meyers destroys my movie-watching soul too. Hate.Him.

[thispego]

My Left Foot was a brilliant job done by Daniel Day Lewis...

I would've said Bill Murray up until the Zombieland cameo...

HAH, you are retarded. what bad movie has bill murray done? besides the one with scarlett johansen that was made completely bearable by scarlett johanssen

[thispego]

jack black
phillip seymor hoffmin (idc how you spell it) cant stand him

WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG GGGGGGGGG

unless you've only seen Capote

[slayermin]

jack black
phillip seymor hoffmin (idc how you spell it) cant stand him

Have you seen 'Love Liza?' I haven't seen it in a couple of years but I remember he was incredible in that movie. It's a bit depressing but Hoffman is brilliant. That might change your opinion of him.

[whottt]

My Left Foot was a brilliant job done by Daniel Day Lewis...


That movie sucked ass. I can't believe he won an Oscar for that. Shit like that is what makes the Oscars a joke. It was not brilliant, it was shit. Pretty much every actor he was up against did a better acting job in a more entertaining movie, that is better remembered, and more re-watchable.

I am sorry but that is not a good movie. Yes you might like it, and yes no one else does. Appearing to like it is something people want to do to appear cultured...but I bet you've seen that movie once. I bet you have seen some movies by guys like Tom Cruise more than you have that movie.

Sorry but I know what I like and it's not that shit he puts out...that's not entertainment.

[The Gemini Method]

HAH, you are retarded. what bad movie has bill murray done? besides the one with scarlett johansen that was made completely bearable by scarlett johanssen

Retarded? It isn't about who is a bad actor--it is YOUR most hated actor. I don't like what Murray has become...That's a personal preference. If the thread was, "Who are, in your opinion, the worst actor/actresses based on performance" then you have a point, but it isn't. I haven't liked him pretty much since the Ghostbusters days.

Garfield? Osmosis Jones? Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties? Lost in Translation wasn't even half-bad.

[thispego]

Retarded? It isn't about who is a bad actor--it is YOUR most hated actor. I don't like what Murray has become...That's a personal preference. If the thread was, "Who are, in your opinion, the worst actor/actresses based on performance" then you have a point, but it isn't. I haven't liked him pretty much since the Ghostbusters days.

Garfield? Osmosis Jones? Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties? Lost in Translation wasn't even half-bad.

i dont see how you can ahte on bill murray based on a couple crappy movies. you want to hate someone for who they have become, the safer bet would be eddie murphy. All he ever did that was worth a shit was beverly hills cops. bill murray has stripes, caddyshack, what about bob, groundhog day, ghostbusters..........

[Heath Ledger]

Vanilla Ice(need i say more)
Ice Cube(sellout x10)
Iced Tea(sell out x10)

[whottt]

David Carradine(sell out)
Michael Madsen(sell out)

[The Gemini Method]

That movie sucked ass. I can't believe he won an Oscar for that. Shit like that is what makes the Oscars a joke. It was not brilliant, it was shit. Pretty much every actor he was up against did a better acting job in a more entertaining movie, that is better remembered, and more re-watchable.

I am sorry but that is not a good movie. Yes you might like it, and yes no one else does. Appearing to like it is something people want to do to appear cultured...but I bet you've seen that movie once. I bet you have seen some movies by guys like Tom Cruise more than you have that movie.

Sorry but I know what I like and it's not that shit he puts out...that's not entertainment.

Love how we should credit someone who makes assumptions left and right about another person's choices. I have seen Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, Born of the 4th of July and Jerry McGuire etc...etc... To make a point that I've seen more Cruise movies than I've watched My Left Foot (2 times) is a reach at best, thus you should really scale back on your assumptions.

I didn't argue that Daniel Day Lewis was deserving of the Academy Award for Best Actor, I said it was a good movie. Stop getting your panties all tied-up as if you have some weird, distorted hatred of Daniel Day Lewis--which you really should stop...it's pathetic.

Really? Kenneth Branagh in Henry V? You've watched that movie multiple times? Driving Miss Daisy is a good movie too, but I highly doubt anyone would watch that every time it comes on. Dead Poets Society and Born of the 4th of July are the only ones I've seen more than twice out of the group and were worthy of beating DDL.

[The Gemini Method]

i dont see how you can ahte on bill murray based on a couple crappy movies. you want to hate someone for who they have become, the safer bet would be eddie murphy. All he ever did that was worth a shit was beverly hills cops. bill murray has stripes, caddyshack, what about bob, groundhog day, ghostbusters..........

Edde Murphy would've been a better choice, but that's the obvious. I guess I could say I don't hate Murray, just don't really like the latter stuff. All those movies you listed are great...

[thispego]

Edde Murphy would've been a better choice, but that's the obvious. I guess I could say I don't hate Murray, just don't really like the latter stuff. All those movies you listed are great...

good good, i think bill murray has done enough good to where if he wants to make shitty movies now, he can

[whottt]

I didn't argue that Daniel Day Lewis was deserving of the Academy Award for Best Actor, I said it was a good movie. Stop getting your panties all tied-up as if you have some weird, distorted hatred of Daniel Day Lewis--which you really should stop...it's pathetic.

It's not pathetic in a thread called...are you ready?

"YOUR MOST HATED ACTOR".

In fact, it's totally appropriate. I'd say this is the exact place for it. You OTOH, jocking a shitty movie and shitty actor in that same thread, is what is out of place and inappropriate. Try to comport yourself properly according to the intent of the thread in the future.

And I'm sorry, but there's nothing distorted about it...this guy makes shitty boring movies, and they are never particularly big hits, he just has critics who want to believe they know what a good movie is, and want to sound like they know something from sitting on their ass watching movies that all the other people that sit on their asses watching movies don't, sucking him off.

His movies are not good, they are not truly successful. THey are not entertaining, he is not entertaining. Thus he is a shitty actor.

And he will remain one even if they give him 50 Oscars.


Keanu Reeves is a much better actor.
So was John Wayne.
So is Tom Cruise.

And unfortunately for Daniel Day Lewis..so is Pauly Shore.

They are all more watchable than DDL...more entertaining, and the only reason to ever watch a Daniel Day-Lewis movie is because you are hoping you will get laid by doing so.

Fact.


And please, try to keep your positive DDL comments to a minimum and respect the thread starters wishes.

If you want to jock DDL, start a thread doing so. It won't go more than two pages...because DDL is boring, and so are his movies.

[Dr Cox]

PHILLIP SEYMOR HOFFMAN


http://www.jerriblank.com/hoffman_time_050806.jpg

[thispego]

PHILLIP SEYMOR HOFFMAN


http://www.jerriblank.com/hoffman_time_050806.jpg

top movies:
boogie nights
the big lebowski
pirate radio
almost famous
twister

[TheProfessor]

John Malkovich.