Bringin' the SPAM to Phoenix tomorrow night.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

There are certain teams I love to see the Spurs beat. In this order:

1. LA Lakers
2. Phoenix Suns
3. Dallas Mavericks
4. Boston Celtics
5. Denver Nuggets
6. Utah Jazz
7. Houston Rockets
8. NO Hornets


It's even better seeing them beat one of these teams in their own building.
The Spurs have only lost twice in the 19 times I've seen them play road games in person. They haven't lost to PHX in games I've seen in person.

I was looking at the Spurs recent road struggles (LA Clippers not included) and determined that I should probably share some SPAM mojo with them in PHX. So I'm taking my .895 Spurs road winning percentage with me to US Airways tomorrow night. I was at the Spurs game in Phoenix on 1/21/05 when Manu scored 48 and the Spurs came back from 20 down to take that one. Probably the best regular season Spurs game I've ever been to. When I've sat in rows 12 or lower, the Spurs are 8-0. (I had floor seats when Manu scored his 48.) As for Rows 13 to the ceiling, they're a still very strong 9-2. I'll be in row 15 tomorrow night, but that should be close enough to allow the SPAM mojo to push them to 18-2. I had some 3rd row seats selected, but then someone came up with these seats on row 15 for me, and they had a word associated with them that I like even more than SPAM....the word FREE.

So, here are my predictions:

1. Manu has at least 20 points (he's never scored less than 20 in a road game where SPAM is present).

2. RJ has a big night tomorrow. (RJ has yet to feel the SPAM. This will be his first time to feel the mojo. It will be beautiful to watch. I hope he doesn't break any teeth on the rim the first time he goes up for a dunk...that SPAM is powerful stuff.)

3. DeJuan Blair will experience a complete healing from his rib injury from the Clips game (the SPAM does stuff like that). Since he already appears to be on the SPAM, with this added exposure I'm contacting the arena to make sure they have at least 2 spare backboards handy for when he starts bringing those down tomorrow night.

4. Spurs win by 8.....111-103.

5. This injection of SPAM will propel the Spurs near the top of the Western conference standings over the next couple of months. Even on upcoming nights when the Spurs don't play that hard, they'll still win due to their SPAM exposure tomorrow night.

6. At least 1 fan will say something mouthy to the Chopper as I scream for my Spurs in the other guys' gym.

6a. I will just laugh and nod, hold up my beer, and point at the scoreboard with my middle finger, as is my custom at Spurs road games. Then I will mouth the word "vacuum" in an effort to explain to this fan that the maintenance crew needs to clean up the glass all over the floor from DeJuan's latest dunk. It's always best to stay on friendly terms with the fans at opposing gyms I've learned. Just some free tips from the Chopper.

[lefty]

Oh yeah, he is back !

[duncan228]

:elephant

The first SPAM thread of the season from the Prophet himself. Have a great time at the game Chopper. May the Mojo be with you.

[austN Spur]

Its awesome that you remember all those stats. i smoke so much before i go to games that i forget the outcome within the same week. Go Spurs Go.

I hope your streak continues.

[honestfool84]

:lmao that was awesome.

[Spursfan092120]

That was beyond phenomenal....

[ElNono]

Nice. Have fun tomorrow. :tu

[urunobili]

lol Chopper attending a heartbreaking loss tomorrow... (reverse jinx for ya my friend :toast)

[T2150]

I'd pay $ to have that Gino 48pt game on tape... I wish the NBA & iTunes would partner and sell all the old games... I'd probably buy all of 89-90 season...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You can always count on Chopper to remind us of the true meaning of this season.

[The Truth #6]

Awesome post.

[Spurs Brazil]

The Spurs have only lost twice in the 19 times I've seen them play road games in person. They haven't lost to PHX in games I've seen in person.

I think we have a W tomorrow

[rAm]

I was at the Phoenix vs. Denver game on saturday. Don't know why this matters, but fuck the suns!

[duhoh]

hopefully the percentages stay true :tu

[Solid D]

So, here are my predictions:

1. Manu has at least 20 points (he's never scored less than 20 in a road game where SPAM is present).

2. RJ has a big night tomorrow. (RJ has yet to feel the SPAM. This will be his first time to feel the mojo. It will be beautiful to watch. I hope he doesn't break any teeth on the rim the first time he goes up for a dunk...that SPAM is powerful stuff.)

3. DeJuan Blair will experience a complete healing from his rib injury from the Clips game (the SPAM does stuff like that). Since he already appears to be on the SPAM, with this added exposure I'm contacting the arena to make sure they have at least 2 spare backboards handy for when he starts bringing those down tomorrow night.

4. Spurs win by 8.....111-103.

5. This injection of SPAM will propel the Spurs near the top of the Western conference standings over the next couple of months. Even on upcoming nights when the Spurs don't play that hard, they'll still win due to their SPAM exposure tomorrow night.

6. At least 1 fan will say something mouthy to the Chopper as I scream for my Spurs in the other guys' gym.

6a. I will just laugh and nod, hold up my beer, and point at the scoreboard with my middle finger, as is my custom at Spurs road games. Then I will mouth the word "vacuum" in an effort to explain to this fan that the maintenance crew needs to clean up the glass all over the floor from DeJuan's latest dunk. It's always best to stay on friendly terms with the fans at opposing gyms I've learned. Just some free tips from the Chopper.


7. Matt Bonner will be in search of the ultimate SPAM sandwich.

http://www.nba.com/spurs/photos/bonner_sh_1_091212_350.jpg

http://www.nba.com/spurs/media/0910_bonner_sandwich.jpg

[Slomo]

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/Spurs_visit_phx.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

get to da choppa

[urunobili]

7. Matt Bonner will be in search of the ultimate SPAM sandwich.

http://www.nba.com/spurs/photos/bonner_sh_1_091212_350.jpg

http://www.nba.com/spurs/media/0910_bonner_sandwich.jpg

we've only got losses when he is in that city blogging... :rolleyes

Way to go Solid... :bang

[nkdlunch]

Dejuan will pull his bad rib out and stick it into nash's neck

[Dex]

:tu

:spam:

[Xylus]

http://www.spursdynasty.com/uploaded_images/manu_tiger-794868.jpg

[TJastal]

http://www.spursdynasty.com/uploaded_images/manu_tiger-794868.jpg

please god tell me that is not Manu

[Budkin]

Spurs are due a got damn road win against a good team. With the team playing as well as it has I like our chances in this one.

[jag]

please god tell me that is not Manu

No, it's not.

But Xylus still beats his meat like it is.

[Brazil]

http://www.spursdynasty.com/uploaded_images/manu_tiger-794868.jpg

:lmao funny shit. I didn't know Manu had a twin.

and :toast to the SPAM, I'd take a Tim buzzer 3 to close the game +1.

[urunobili]

No, it's not.

But Xylus still beats his meat like it is.

:lmao

[Solid D]

Speaking of PHX and Steve Nash, I could not help but be reminded that there will never be another Steve Nash thread better than this one. It is now a YouTube and Internets classic.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

[lefty]

http://www.spursdynasty.com/uploaded_images/manu_tiger-794868.jpg


:lmao Never gets old

[Solid D]

Speaking of PHX and Steve Nash, I could not help but be reminded that there will never be another Steve Nash thread better than this one. It is now a YouTube and Internets classic.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

Here is the YouTube conglomerated version of this thread, although I don't condone a few of the vulgar photoshops.

ae-xqW2pfyg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Here is the YouTube conglomerated version of this thread, although I don't condone a few of the vulgar photoshops.

ae-xqW2pfyg

:lol Yes, that's awesome! I watch that video as part of my fandom pregame preparation routine.

[crc21209]

There are certain teams I love to see the Spurs beat. In this order:

1. LA Lakers
2. Phoenix Suns
3. Dallas Mavericks
4. Boston Celtics
5. Denver Nuggets
6. Utah Jazz
7. Houston Rockets
8. NO Hornets


It's even better seeing them beat one of these teams in their own building.
The Spurs have only lost twice in the 19 times I've seen them play road games in person. They haven't lost to PHX in games I've seen in person.

I was looking at the Spurs recent road struggles (LA Clippers not included) and determined that I should probably share some SPAM mojo with them in PHX. So I'm taking my .895 Spurs road winning percentage with me to US Airways tomorrow night. I was at the Spurs game in Phoenix on 1/21/05 when Manu scored 48 and the Spurs came back from 20 down to take that one. Probably the best regular season Spurs game I've ever been to. When I've sat in rows 12 or lower, the Spurs are 8-0. (I had floor seats when Manu scored his 48.) As for Rows 13 to the ceiling, they're a still very strong 9-2. I'll be in row 15 tomorrow night, but that should be close enough to allow the SPAM mojo to push them to 18-2. I had some 3rd row seats selected, but then someone came up with these seats on row 15 for me, and they had a word associated with them that I like even more than SPAM....the word FREE.

So, here are my predictions:

1. Manu has at least 20 points (he's never scored less than 20 in a road game where SPAM is present).

2. RJ has a big night tomorrow. (RJ has yet to feel the SPAM. This will be his first time to feel the mojo. It will be beautiful to watch. I hope he doesn't break any teeth on the rim the first time he goes up for a dunk...that SPAM is powerful stuff.)

3. DeJuan Blair will experience a complete healing from his rib injury from the Clips game (the SPAM does stuff like that). Since he already appears to be on the SPAM, with this added exposure I'm contacting the arena to make sure they have at least 2 spare backboards handy for when he starts bringing those down tomorrow night.

4. Spurs win by 8.....111-103.

5. This injection of SPAM will propel the Spurs near the top of the Western conference standings over the next couple of months. Even on upcoming nights when the Spurs don't play that hard, they'll still win due to their SPAM exposure tomorrow night.

6. At least 1 fan will say something mouthy to the Chopper as I scream for my Spurs in the other guys' gym.

6a. I will just laugh and nod, hold up my beer, and point at the scoreboard with my middle finger, as is my custom at Spurs road games. Then I will mouth the word "vacuum" in an effort to explain to this fan that the maintenance crew needs to clean up the glass all over the floor from DeJuan's latest dunk. It's always best to stay on friendly terms with the fans at opposing gyms I've learned. Just some free tips from the Chopper.


Fuck Yes! He's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! :downspin: :flag:

[spurs10]

:elephant

The first SPAM thread of the season from the Prophet himself. Have a great time at the game Chopper. May the Mojo be with you.

Though I've been a Spurs fan for 20+ years, I've never read a "SPAM thread" before....please enlighten me to the meaning. That being said, what an incredible post by the Chopper. I'm glad you'll be at the game. No one can argue with your stats. Bring it to the Suns!!!

[duncan228]

Though I've been a Spurs fan for 20+ years, I've never read a "SPAM thread" before....please enlighten me to the meaning.

Spurs
Peak
After
March

The SpursTalk history of SPAM. Have fun. :toast

2005

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11673

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14406

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19833

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31165

2006

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35713

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35730

2007

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58228

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61364

2008

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88682

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88767

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88855

2009

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120888

[spurs10]

Fantastic! Many thanks duncan228...great stuff. Again, hope the Chopper let's them hear it in Phoenix....something tells me he will.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Maybe I'll see you there. I think I'm going to wear my White Hill jersey. F phx and the fans! Go Spurs!!!

[Interrohater]

Chopper, do us a favor, scream something noticeable during one of the home team's free throws, when all the rest of the arena is trying to be silent. I think screaming "SPAM" might be appropriate. I will be listening.

SanAntonioSpurs23, that goes for you too. However, who's White Hill and when did he play for the spurs?

[smeagol]

The Chopper has to be one of ST's funniest posters.

[Spursmania]

This is awesome.:downspin:

[TimmehC]

*Jealous of your seats*

I'll give 'em hell in the nosebleeds for ya.

[pawe]

Spurs are gonna visit my city so its time to put up my Spurs license plate holder again. Its fun times again in Phoenix!

[Xylus]

I'll be at the game. Say goodbye to your precious Chopper!

[In10se]

Interesting ritual you have there. I hate Phoenix, whip them into blended SPAM.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Chopper, do us a favor, scream something noticeable during one of the home team's free throws, when all the rest of the arena is trying to be silent. I think screaming "SPAM" might be appropriate. I will be listening.

SanAntonioSpurs23, that goes for you too. However, who's White Hill and when did he play for the spurs?


Sorry, I'm going to wear my "home" Spurs Hill jersey....

[lurker23]

Great post Chopper. Long live the SPAM!

[easy7]

I support the SPAM. :toast

[jb4g]

yep...this thread delivers. give em hell tonight!

[mando6599]

Great post and enthusiasm! Love it.

I too predict that Manu will have a big game. I've not heard that PHX's defense has gotten any better so Manu will rain the 3's AND the drives to the rim.
37 pts., 6 rbs., 7 asts., 4 steals, and 2 blocks for Manu.

Duncan should have a nice night against the ghost-like defense of Amare.
23 pts., 9 rbs., 5 asts., 2 steals, and 3 blocks for Tim and more importantly in only 29 min. and 46 sec.

Parker should do just fine and will have 24 pts., 4 rbs., 9 asts., 3 steals, and 5 TO's. This is PHX, Spurs fans. The Parker tear drop will be in effect 2nite.

Jefferson will really excel in this format of game and have 22 pts. on 8/13 shooting, 7 rbs., 3 asts., and 1 block.

Then our bench will outscore their bench, 46- 20. So according to my math, Spurs win going away, 152 to 121. :lol

Whatever, that's funny to me at least. Here's hoping we play well and pray for no injuries. :flag:

mando

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'll try to post a comment or two during the game if I'm not too intoxicated (with emotion that is).

[Baseline]

Epic post, Chopper. Bring the pain tonight.

[SpursWench21]

This thread reminded me of why i love ST so much.. Have fun tonight Chopper and i hope your Mojo runs rampid through the arena.

[Abraham Quintanilla]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/spam-1.jpg

[Susan Boyle]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/spam-jump.gif

[hater]

tonight is when Spurs turn it up a notch for the season.

they will smell the familiar Suns vaginal blood and it will awaken their senses. Especially Roger Mason's

[bobby4germany]

tonight is when Spurs turn it up a notch for the season.

they will smell the familiar Suns vaginal blood and it will awaken their senses. Especially Roger Mason's


:lmao :downspin: :lmao :downspin: :lmao :hat

LOL This is so true!

[spurs10]

It's game day....Mr. Ed Helicopter Jones aka the Chopper is bringing his SPAM mojo to Phoenix ( I've read up on the SPAM thread tradition thanks to duncan228). Give us a yell
during one or all of their FT's!!!!....also I don't laugh out loud often from reading a post, but "hater" that was pretty damn funny.

[Summers]

I had red beans and rice and SPAM for dinner. We got this.

[marini martini]

I'll try to post a comment or two during the game if I'm not too intoxicated (with emotion that is).

Have fun!:toast

[angelbelow]

This should be a great game.

[Interrohater]

Sorry, I'm going to wear my "home" Spurs Hill jersey....

Yea, I got it, kidding with you :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

There are certain teams I love to see the Spurs beat. In this order:

1. LA Lakers
2. Phoenix Suns
3. Dallas Mavericks
4. Boston Celtics
5. Denver Nuggets
6. Utah Jazz
7. Houston Rockets
8. NO Hornets


It's even better seeing them beat one of these teams in their own building.
The Spurs have only lost twice in the 19 times I've seen them play road games in person. They haven't lost to PHX in games I've seen in person.

I was looking at the Spurs recent road struggles (LA Clippers not included) and determined that I should probably share some SPAM mojo with them in PHX. So I'm taking my .895 Spurs road winning percentage with me to US Airways tomorrow night. I was at the Spurs game in Phoenix on 1/21/05 when Manu scored 48 and the Spurs came back from 20 down to take that one. Probably the best regular season Spurs game I've ever been to. When I've sat in rows 12 or lower, the Spurs are 8-0. (I had floor seats when Manu scored his 48.) As for Rows 13 to the ceiling, they're a still very strong 9-2. I'll be in row 15 tomorrow night, but that should be close enough to allow the SPAM mojo to push them to 18-2. I had some 3rd row seats selected, but then someone came up with these seats on row 15 for me, and they had a word associated with them that I like even more than SPAM....the word FREE.

So, here are my predictions:

1. Manu has at least 20 points (he's never scored less than 20 in a road game where SPAM is present).

2. RJ has a big night tomorrow. (RJ has yet to feel the SPAM. This will be his first time to feel the mojo. It will be beautiful to watch. I hope he doesn't break any teeth on the rim the first time he goes up for a dunk...that SPAM is powerful stuff.)

3. DeJuan Blair will experience a complete healing from his rib injury from the Clips game (the SPAM does stuff like that). Since he already appears to be on the SPAM, with this added exposure I'm contacting the arena to make sure they have at least 2 spare backboards handy for when he starts bringing those down tomorrow night.

4. Spurs win by 8.....111-103.

5. This injection of SPAM will propel the Spurs near the top of the Western conference standings over the next couple of months. Even on upcoming nights when the Spurs don't play that hard, they'll still win due to their SPAM exposure tomorrow night.

6. At least 1 fan will say something mouthy to the Chopper as I scream for my Spurs in the other guys' gym.

6a. I will just laugh and nod, hold up my beer, and point at the scoreboard with my middle finger, as is my custom at Spurs road games. Then I will mouth the word "vacuum" in an effort to explain to this fan that the maintenance crew needs to clean up the glass all over the floor from DeJuan's latest dunk. It's always best to stay on friendly terms with the fans at opposing gyms I've learned. Just some free tips from the Chopper.

suns need to prepare to face 24 minutes of hell in the 2nd half

[Chieflion]

DAMN. Die After March Nigga.

[DxB]

Yeaaa so obviously this is one your off nights...

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

suns need to prepare to face 24 minutes of hell in the 2nd half


12..... :(

[hunterxaz]

Sorry... I know you guys wanted to win. Welcome to US Airways.

[xellos88330]

Sat in the wrong row choppa!!

[xellos88330]

Sorry... I know you guys wanted to win. Welcome to US Airways.

meathead

[rascal]

You defied the SPAM Gods by calling for SPAM in December. You deserved to witness a beat down.

[lefty]

SPAM failed

[hater]

Chopper jones do not ever start a SPAM thread again! :pctoss

[EmptyMan]

It's okay. SPAM's little bro, "It's Only December", came through last night!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

..

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Whew........



That being said, the Spurs will turn things around and get the 3 seed. That's what I told the folks I went to the game with. There's too much talent on this team...they just need to bring it every night....and by 'it' I mean their nutsacks. I don't advocate any trades, just replacing Bogans and starting to play with some purpose.

A healthy Manu might be nice, too.

[ItsOnlyDecember]

It's okay. SPAM's little bro, "It's Only December", came through last night!


We're getting too worried too early. lets give the team a chance to find its identity. :flag::flag: