Carlisle: A Win Should Be Like Intercourse

[duncan228]

Carlisle: A Win Should Be Like Intercourse (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=tsn-carlisleawinshouldbe&prov=tsn&type=lgns)
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We thought the Mavs would be good; we just didn’t know if it would be third seed good, or eighth-seed-in-a-strong-conference good. At 18-7, and humming along with a real plan, it’s looking like the former. They’ve been especially adept at winning close games.

But close wins can cut either way—pulling them out is a sign of true grit, but a real stud farm should be more reliably running away with things late. To this end, Rick Carlisle delivered some baffling remarks to reporters yesterday, which will presumably be expanded upon in the locker room.

From DallasBasketball.com (http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=2344):

Rick Carlisle offered an eloquent addition to The Official Basketball Dictionary And Sex-Education Manual when the coach described his Mavs’ penchant for making a difficult victory (like Monday’s 94-90 win over the Hornets) out of what should’ve been easy (Dallas was up 21 early but committed a mind-numbing 23 turnovers).

“We need,’’ said the coach of the 18-7 Mavericks, “to not always make hard work out of sex."

I’m eagerly awaiting further explanation of this from Carlisle, but allow me to give it a try. Winning a game is like sex. I don’t know what that makes losing a game into—unsuccessful internet dating, maybe—but I get that parallel. So then for the rest, you have two options: Work hard, make things unnecessarily difficult, and end up exhausting yourself when you could be just enjoying the sure thing, or, well, riding it out and putting yet another notch on the bedpost.

I can only home that Carlisle was thinking something a little less sexist, maybe even involving Tantric practie. Until then, though, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

[monosylab1k]

I heard that on the radio and did a double take. It was pretty suprising, but Carlisle is always working blue, the guy cusses all the time in interviews too.

[jag]

Sex...it's like winning a basketball game. It involves teamwork, usually 20-30 other men...and afterward you're tired and sweaty so you hop in the shower cause you feel dirty.

[JamStone]

"We need to not always make hard work out of sex."

Basketball games are like sex. It should be quick, easy, painless. Skeet then sleep. When you actually try to please the woman, it's a difficult task. Let's not make hard work out of sex. Just stick, bust, roll over, sleep.

[djohn2oo8]

Now we know why they blew their load in 06

[dirk4mvp]

Now we know why they blew their load in 06

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/games/2005-05-07-mavericks-rockets-game7_x.htm

[Culburn369]

Now we know why they blew their load in 06

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

I guess Carlisle will never be coaching AC Green!

[Goran Dragic]

:lol


Aw how cute he's riding DJohn's cock.

[Culburn369]

Aw how cute he's riding DJohn's cock.

One can only get so much pleasure from O & 41!

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

"We need to not always make hard work out of sex."

Basketball games are like sex. It should be quick, easy, painless. Skeet then sleep. When you actually try to please the woman, it's a difficult task. Let's not make hard work out of sex. Just stick, bust, roll over, sleep.

LOL Apparently RIcky C doesnt like to "put in work" ....i fell sorry for his wifey!

[djohn2oo8]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/games/2005-05-07-mavericks-rockets-game7_x.htm

So after Ghazi's wife, carlisle's wife is next....:toast

[djohn2oo8]

Aw how cute he's riding DJohn's cock.

LOL Suns

[jacobdrj]

Maybe had he shown more of this personality when he was coaching the Pistons, he would not have been let go.

Dayum Ricky C, dayum.

Funny stuff...

[badfish22]

So I guess JJ Barea ain't so hard for Rick.

[in2deep]

Now we know why they blew their load in 06

:lmao

[TeyshaBlue]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/games/2005-05-07-mavericks-rockets-game7_x.htm

ROFL. Win.

[pauls931]

I'd rather make love to a porcupine than read another Carlisle quote.

[JamStone]

Maybe had he shown more of this personality when he was coaching the Pistons, he would not have been let go.

Dayum Ricky C, dayum.

Funny stuff...

He showed his personality plenty to the Pistons and Palace staff. There had been a lot of reports that he was a major dick to everybody. That's why he was fired. Bill Davidson didn't like him because he thought he was a dick. Larry Brown becoming available was basically a good excuse to fire Carlisle. It certainly wasn't about his coaching with the Pistons. He did a really good job coaching in Detroit.

[jacobdrj]

He showed his personality plenty to the Pistons and Palace staff. There had been a lot of reports that he was a major dick to everybody. That's why he was fired. Bill Davidson didn't like him because he thought he was a dick. Larry Brown becoming available was basically a good excuse to fire Carlisle. It certainly wasn't about his coaching with the Pistons. He did a really good job coaching in Detroit.

Yeah, I remember those rumors. But he didn't show us that side of him while he was here.

Ricky C is my coach.

[djohn2oo8]

ROFL. Win.

feels just like sex, doesn't it? :rolleyes

[Greg Oden]

Spurfans, please be my friend :cry

[Culburn369]

^tee, hee.

[djohn2oo8]

Durant says hi

[Greg Oden]

Durant says hi

Too bad spurfans aren't telling yo hi after begging them to be friends with rocketfans.

[djohn2oo8]

Too bad spurfans aren't telling yo hi after begging them to be friends with rocketfans.

Too bad Oden is more fragile than Yao

[mavs>spurs2]

Too bad Oden is more fragile than Yao

lol arguing with him as if he's the real oden

[Greg Oden]

When I can't think of anything, I'll talk shit about Oden's injuries, because that's who I'm talking to!

lol houston public schools

[djohn2oo8]

lol houston public schools

Hi T-long

[Greg Oden]

Hi T-long


lol houston public schools

[Goran Dragic]

lol houston public schools


Don't forget UTSA either.

[Greg Oden]

Don't forget UTSA either.

What a winning combination.

[Goran Dragic]

What a winning combination.


:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

What a winning combination.


:lmao

LOL resulting to city smack, I guess I would to if I were a Suns fan, it just can't get much worse than that. Oh wait, Blazers!

[Venti Quattro]

Kobe says hi :lol

[Goran Dragic]

When the fuck was being a Rockets fan such a good thing? Your team sucks worse than the Suns do.

[Greg Oden]

diLG-4lJows

[mavs>spurs2]

When the fuck was being a Rockets fan such a good thing? Your team sucks worse than the Suns do.

:lmao Hey, they're in the playoffs!!! consider it a success mothafuckas!!

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao Hey, they're in the playoffs!!! consider it a success mothafuckas!!

Like Mav fan here considers it a success beating the spurs, then crown themselves champions

[djohn2oo8]

When the fuck was being a Rockets fan such a good thing? Your team sucks worse than the Suns do.

Probably b/c they don't get constantly skullfucked by the Lakers

[Venti Quattro]

Like Mav fan here considers it a success beating the spurs, then crown themselves champions


Probably b/c they don't get constantly skullfucked by the Lakers

Spread the gospel truth :lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Probably b/c they don't get constantly skullfucked by the Lakers

Nope, they just get constantly skullfucked by every other team in the league

[badfish22]

Like Mav fan here considers it a success beating the spurs, then crown themselves champions


Spurfan please be my friend :cry

[Fun n Gun]

:lmao Hey, they're in the playoffs!!! consider it a success mothafuckas!!
Isn't it? I thought making the playoffs was the pinnacle achievement.

[djohn2oo8]

Isn't it? I thought making the playoffs was the pinnacle achievement.

Because we all know that taking away the team's two best players and still making the playoffs is easy :rolleyes