Why do black people love Popeyes?

[MiamiHeat]

Shittiest greasiest chicken in the business. learn2KFC

8pyW6w5B7Aw

[Goran Dragic]

Try reheated Popeyes, it's a lot better than reheated pizza.

[IronMexican]

Popeyes is better than KFC. Black people out here love Church's, though.

[Blue Jew]

It's because they marinate their chicken with......







































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[mavs>spurs2]

why do loser white guys love pizza?

[Re-Animator]

why do loser white guys love pizza?

It's the only time they will ever see a peperoni shorter than theirs.

[monosylab1k]

Popeye's isn't all that good, but it's way better than KFC. KFC is terrible.

[mavs>spurs2]

Popeye's isn't all that good, but it's way better than KFC. KFC is terrible.

except the bowl. say what you will, i love that shit. big, heaping, steaming pile of fail

[koriwhat]

popeyes is good! i like it atleast. not a big pizza eater btw unless it's EZ's or something like that.

[Big Worm]

Where the hell is Al Sharpton when you need him?

[monosylab1k]

except the bowl. say what you will, i love that shit. big, heaping, steaming pile of fail

:lol true the Famous Bowls are so full of failure that they're greatness.

The most disgusting thing at KFC is the neon orange mac n cheese.

[MiamiHeat]

KFC has the greatest biscuits on the fucking planet

[Suns Fan]

You muther fuckers need to learn how to cook ! :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

KFC has the greatest biscuits on the fucking planet

That honor goes to Cracker Barrel.

[iggypop123]

popeyes biscuits are better. well at least they add butter to them

[ROFL]

That honor goes to Cracker Barrel.

You notice Al Sharpton never eats at Cracker barrel? (mouse: 2001)

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

Why do women beaters that lock up their chicks and force those women to watch them play video games love 15 minute reheated pizza so much?

[resistanze]

Maybe it's just me but the skin on Popeye's chicken is damn near stroke inducing. I've had it twice, and that was enough for a lifetime. KFC if anything, but that's poison as well.

[resistanze]

why do loser white guys love pizza?
It's not about the pizza. It's about having an emo, controllable girlfriend to heat it up in 60 seconds or less.

[Summers]

It's not the chicken so much as the red beans and rice.

[symple19]

KFC has the greatest biscuits on the fucking planet

this is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life. You should get out more dude. :lol

[Goran Dragic]

KFC has the greatest biscuits on the fucking planet


Can you reheat them?

[MiamiHeat]

this is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life. You should get out more dude. :lol

i've never had a better one anywhere else

[JJ Hickson]

Why do little virgin whiteboy nerds who play video games all day worry about what black folks eat?

[CosmicCowboy]

Strangely enough, Bill Millers Barbeque which makes absolutely shitty BBQ makes the best fried chicken in town.

[CosmicCowboy]

And KFC makes the best biscuits in the world???? :lmao:lmao:lmao

seriously...

you guys need to learn how to cook.

[Steel]

KFC? Reaaaaally?!?! Holly shit! You all do need to learn how to cook and soon. KFC is the sickess shit I have ever ate. I'll take Popeyes over KFC any day and that's not saying much. Learn2cook!

Wings and a beer sound good right now.
Fuck you, KFC and fuck you, Popeyes!

[baseline bum]

Popeyes chicken is trash. Their red beans and rice is outstanding though, and is the only thing I ever get from there. KFC was pretty good until about 5 years ago; it has since turned even worse than Popeyes.


Strangely enough, Bill Millers Barbeque which makes absolutely shitty BBQ makes the best fried chicken in town.

:tu

Bill Miller's fried chicken is outstanding, and their fries are awesome too. Still, this place takes #1 for fast-food chicken:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/1493362969_b4678a21ae.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

It's not the chicken so much as the red beans and rice.

This is wisdom.

[CosmicCowboy]

Do you guys realize how easy it is to make red beans and rice that are 1000X better than Popeyes?

One of my personal favorite meals is my red beans and rice with grilled boudan.

[Ignignokt]

Popeyes is a hit and miss.. more likely a miss.

To find the good popeyes you have to ask dem Peeples.

Seriously, it seems like all the good popeyes are scarce but seem to align or form a sort of path.

Like an underground railroad to the nearest Champ's or Footlocker.

[MiamiHeat]

8pyW6w5B7Aw

[Ignignokt]

No but, seriously.

Popeyes vs KFC

Popeyes crispy vs KFC's crispy.

edge: KFC, Popeye's meat is low quality... and is super greasy. GTFO.


Popeyes sides vs KFC's sides.

edge: KFC, and if you think red beans and rice from a steamed bag is good, then you probably are a cuck.



Flavor of the Batter..

edge: Popeyes.


Biscuits: KFC. those are real biscuits. Not that indian fry bread you eat at Popeyes.


conclusion: Church's is the clear winner.

[mavs>spurs2]

No but, seriously.

Popeyes vs KFC

Popeyes crispy vs KFC's crispy.

edge: KFC, Popeye's meat is low quality... and is super greasy. GTFO.


Popeyes sides vs KFC's sides.

edge: KFC, and if you think red beans and rice from a steamed bag is good, then you probably are a cuck.


Flavor of the Batter..

edge: Popeyes.


Biscuits: KFC. those are real biscuits. Not that indian fry bread you eat at Popeyes.


conclusion: Church's is the clear winner.

church's spicy chicken is the shit. my butthole burns after eating it though

[phyzik]

This must be an omen. I just sat down after picking up some Popeyes spicy chicken strips with cajun Rice. Its delicious.

Im white though, so I guess the question is still relevant.

[Ignignokt]

church's spicy chicken is the shit. my butthole burns after eating it though

Dude the best church's is in lewisville off the highway I 35 on 121.

[MiamiHeat]

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[MiamiHeat]

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[DPG21920]

Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are way better than KFC's hockey pucks.

[monosylab1k]

either way, chicken express is the best fast food chicken.

[Ignignokt]

either way, chicken express is the best fast food chicken.

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[Dro210]

Popeye's is what's up because of the Cajun influence.... that's the simple reason why no other fast food chicken spot can compare.

[Dark Gable]

I'll always choose Popeye's over KFC any day and yeah it ain't hard at all to make good red beans and rice but I do like Popeye's gravy.

[monosylab1k]

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lol fat beaners

[whottt]

Do you guys realize how easy it is to make red beans and rice that are 1000X better than Popeyes?

One of my personal favorite meals is my red beans and rice with grilled boudan.

The problem is not that no one can make it...the problem is that Popeye's is the only fasfood chain that makes it. Or if they aren't there's is the best.


People that like Popeye's like it because it's got cajun spice. although it's usually not very strong spice. I always get suckered into getting it because of the spice and am always underwhelmed.


My major problem with Popeye's is that their service fucking sucks ass and their chicken is usually cold or takes 20 minutes to cook.


And that one dude in that video was right...they are almost always out of something.


Anyway:

Church's has the best chicken.

GoldenChick had the best chicken tenders. Seriously...they kick the shit out of any and all chicken tenders on the planet. They also have the best catfish. Their catfish is better than most restaurant catfish.

I don't like KFC although I did when I was a kid...but one time my Dad or Mom brought some home that was fucking nasty and I got sick from eating it. I don't eat KFC after that.

Popeyes's wins on Redbeans and Rice, Greenbeans and I liked their naked spicy chicken strips but they stopped carrying those.

[monosylab1k]

My problem with Popeye's is that their service fucking sucks ass and their chicken is usually cold or takes 20 minutes to cook.


That's because most of the time Popeye's employs slow ass black people. Find a Popeye's with some Mexicans working the drive thru.

[whottt]

Actually the Popeye's I go to has middle aged white people working in it...

[monosylab1k]

I tried the chicken tenders at Church's once and got some bullshit in a box that was tougher than beef jerky. Church's is a shithole IMO.

[whottt]

Go to Goldenchick for tenders :tu

[mavs>spurs2]

I tried the chicken tenders at Church's once and got some bullshit in a box that was tougher than beef jerky. Church's is a shithole IMO.

I think when dealing with fast food chains, different locations can be drastic changes from one another. Going back to your chicken express post, I love chicken express. I once ate there every single day for over a month straight, and serendipity salt is the shiz. I'm not sure if you're familiar with Kennedale, but one time I ate there and it was totally shit. Nothing like any of the other chicken expresses ive been to. And I've been there since then and the food was fine. Alot of it has to do with who's running it at the time. Teenagers working for minimum wage don't give a flying fuck if your food sucks.

[whottt]

either way, chicken express is the best fast food chicken.

I had the same experience with chicken express you had with Church's...

Chicken Express is the one they have in all teh gas stations in Dallas right? Talke about jerky...everytime I get that shit I regret it. That shit is more crusted up and dried out than a 2 month old dog turd.

[monosylab1k]

I had the same experience with chicken express you had with Church's...

Chicken Express is the one they have in all teh gas stations in Dallas right? Talke about jerky...everytime I get that shit I regret it. That shit is more crusted up and dried out than a 2 month old dog turd.

I don't know of any chicken express at gas stations, but I could be wrong.

[whottt]

Dude they are in like every gast station when you go into Dallas from Austin, starting from like Waxahachie on. I've never seen one that wasn't in a gas station...and why I have a legitimate bitch about their chicken.

[Dro210]

Popeye's also has Po' Boys, which is another thing that sets them apart imo.... or is that only in Louisiana?

[monosylab1k]

Dude they are in like every gast station when you go into Dallas from Austin, starting from like Waxahachie on. I've never seen one that wasn't in a gas station...and why I have a legitimate bitch about their chicken.

all the ones I've been to haven't been in a gas station. Are you sure it's chicken express? If it is, then being attached to a gas station is probably why it sucks.

Try a Chicken Express in the 'burbs, that might be what the deal is.

[Ignignokt]

I had the one off ave c and Eagle. Pretty disturbing.

[mavs>spurs2]

I think when dealing with fast food chains, different locations can be drastic changes from one another. Going back to your chicken express post, I love chicken express. I once ate there every single day for over a month straight, and serendipity salt is the shiz. I'm not sure if you're familiar with Kennedale, but one time I ate there and it was totally shit. Nothing like any of the other chicken expresses ive been to. And I've been there since then and the food was fine. Alot of it has to do with who's running it at the time. Teenagers working for minimum wage don't give a flying fuck if your food sucks.

kennedale is in the burbs and it sucks though mono. the one in arlington off cooper is decent and the one in mansfield

[monosylab1k]

I dunno, every Chicken Express in Wylie/Garland/Plano is badass. Maybe those ones are the exception and not the rule.

[Ignignokt]

I dunno, every Chicken Express in Wylie/Garland/Plano is badass. Maybe those ones are the exception and not the rule.

Do the one's where you are from have seasoning? or does their batter taste less bland than Long John Silver's batter?

[whottt]

all the ones I've been to haven't been in a gas station. Are you sure it's chicken express? If it is, then being attached to a gas station is probably why it sucks.

Try a Chicken Express in the 'burbs, that might be what the deal is.

Yeah it's definitely chicken express that is in a shitload of those gas stations. And you are probably right about the burbs, that's probably why the Church's I go to doesn't suck. However...that is no excuse for the main Popeye's I was talking about which is in the burbs. Flat out, Popeye's doesn't have it's shit together as a company. Their sodas are always flat too.

The other Popeye's I go to is in San Marcos by Texas State and these are college kids working three and there has been like 3 times I've gone through their drive through and they tell me they'll be with me in a second and I end up waiting like 10 minutes to get my order taken, and there'll be nobody else in the drive through line....I always order the food and then drive off after ordering it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

popeyes - spicy recipe, rolls, dirty rice
kfc - original recipe (when fresh)
churches - corn, fries
goldenchick - spicy chicken fingers

ftw

[Opinionater]

IMHO, every chicken place has the good, the bad and the ugly. I find Bill Miller's to be kind of bland, popeye's is nice and spicy and KFC is KFC and you know what you are getting every damn time.
I just like fried chicken.

[Ignignokt]

Srslah! people like Original Recipe from KFC?

I thought it resembles that albertson's chicken way too much.


Albertson's fried chicken was like the ultimate last minute birthday party saviour for after church gatherings, that with white bread, jalapenos, mexican rice, and potato salad.

That is ghettofabulosa.

[SpursBabe99]

red beans and rice ARRREEE the shit! I do love the biscuits too w/ honey! Yum!

[SpursBabe99]

red beans and rice ARRREEE the shit! I do love the biscuits too w/ honey! Yum!

[peewee's lovechild]

church's spicy chicken is the shit. my butthole burns after shoving a chicken breast up there.

[mavs>spurs2]

your bullshit attempts at humor are always pretty clever. shove a chicken breast up there, tee, hee~~~!!!!! hey, and maybe i can shit out my mouth while were at it like southpark!

:rolleyes fuckin faggot

[I. Hustle]

I thought it was funny

[mavs>spurs2]

I thought it was funny

fuck you too puto. you peewee and atrain have this circle jerk orgy thing goin on, so it's expected that you'd find such lame shit funny, just considering who wrote it

[TDMVPDPOY]

KFC? Reaaaaally?!?! Holly shit! You all do need to learn how to cook and soon. KFC is the sickess shit I have ever ate. I'll take Popeyes over KFC any day and that's not saying much. Learn2cook!

Wings and a beer sound good right now.
Fuck you, KFC and fuck you, Popeyes!

i had a brother that did work experience in one outlet...lets just say nothin goes to waste hahahaa....

anyway KFC hot n spicy ftw, if i wanted regular fried chicken might as well go cook it urself....

[peewee's lovechild]

fuck you too puto. you peewee and atrain have this circle jerk orgy thing goin on, so it's expected that you'd find such lame shit funny, just considering who wrote it

Ooooo, angry little fucker.

[leemajors]

The problem is not that no one can make it...the problem is that Popeye's is the only fasfood chain that makes it. Or if they aren't there's is the best.


People that like Popeye's like it because it's got cajun spice. although it's usually not very strong spice. I always get suckered into getting it because of the spice and am always underwhelmed.


My major problem with Popeye's is that their service fucking sucks ass and their chicken is usually cold or takes 20 minutes to cook.


And that one dude in that video was right...they are almost always out of something.


Anyway:

Church's has the best chicken.

GoldenChick had the best chicken tenders. Seriously...they kick the shit out of any and all chicken tenders on the planet. They also have the best catfish. Their catfish is better than most restaurant catfish.

I don't like KFC although I did when I was a kid...but one time my Dad or Mom brought some home that was fucking nasty and I got sick from eating it. I don't eat KFC after that.

Popeyes's wins on Redbeans and Rice, Greenbeans and I liked their naked spicy chicken strips but they stopped carrying those.

The Lucky J's cart/truck on Burnet across from Phil's Icehouse has the best chicken/batter I have had in Austin. The waffles look like Eggos but the chicken is good enough it doesn't matter.

[mavs>spurs2]

Ooooo, angry little fucker.

you're mad?

[peewee's lovechild]

you're mad?

At what? You shoving spicy chicken up your ass?

That's very much your prerogative.

[mavs>spurs2]

At what? You shoving spicy chicken up your ass?

That's very much your prerogative.

The only prerogative here is yours, hustles, and atrains determination to suck eachother off

[leemajors]

Go to Goldenchick for tenders :tu

The Golden Chick is good for tenders.

[peewee's lovechild]

The only prerogative here is yours, hustles, and atrains determination to suck eachother off

Awesome retort!

[mavs>spurs2]

Awesome retort!

hur dur dur! says the most obnoxious poster in spurstalk history

[peewee's lovechild]

hur dur dur! says the most obnoxious poster in spurstalk history

hur. dur. dur.

Wow, I don't know what to do. Woe is me, I've been pwned.

[mavs>spurs2]

hur. dur. dur.

Wow, I don't know what to do. Woe is me, I've been pwned.

nah that's me brah. you got me with that awesome chicken post

[mojorizen7]

Same reason they smoke KOOL's,Black n Milds, drive Escalades and Cadillacs,listen to rap and R&B.....its a part of their culture.

Sort of how like all white people between the ages of 21-25 smoke Parliament Lights,Camel Crush,drive Honda's,listen to rap and R&B.
........Fuck it, nevermind.

[I. Hustle]

fuck you too puto. you peewee and atrain have this circle jerk orgy thing goin on, so it's expected that you'd find such lame shit funny, just considering who wrote it

We do? I don't seem to be getting much out of it. I don't even know who said that to you but it sounds right.

[I. Hustle]

hur dur dur! says the most obnoxious poster in spurstalk history

He might be right now but I am trying my damndest to take the title from him.

[peewee's lovechild]

We do? I don't seem to be getting much out of it. I don't even know who said that to you but it sounds right.

Mine is the cock that you have to handle with both hands.

Member? You member.

[peewee's lovechild]

He might be right now but I am trying my damndest to take the title from him.

Fuck you puto!

Do so at your own risk.

[Al Sharpton]

You all can kiss my fried chicken lovin' black ass!!

[I. Hustle]

Fuck you puto!

Do so at your own risk.

I already have more people hatin' on me than you do. Most of the time I don't even remember talking shit to them.

[I. Hustle]

You all can kiss my fried chicken lovin' black ass!!

I f'n hate Al Sharpton.

[florige]

Popeyes runs rings around KFC imo. Their chicken is crispier and not soggy like KFC's tends to be. And to top it off Popeyes has seafood on their menu which is a plus in my book. But there are some fried chicken places in some of the areas I patrol that puts both of them to shame taste wise and price wise.

[ashbeeigh]

I know I've told this story a dozen times and it never gets old to me.

But it wasn't Popeyes. It was kFC...there wasn't a popeye's around....

Last summer I went to the ACORN National Convention on a bus with all the members. The members on my bus were from inner city Dallas and were mostly black. When we stopped to eat in Indiana (I think it was Gary...) we stopped near a place that had a few options. A KFC, a McDonald's and some other place no one picked. Me, the bus driver (who was from Missouri...like farmer white) and one other white organizer went to McDonalds. The rest of the bus high tailed it to KFC. Not more than 3 hours later there was a line towards the back of the bus to use the bus toilet (eww!) anyway.

I cannot say anything about Popeye's. I choose Church's over it for the Jalapeno bombers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like Popeyes.

[peewee's_lovechild]

The only prerogative here is yours, hustles, and atrains determination to suck eachother off

How do you not understand the way I do things here?

1. Find a thread
2. Post the easiest, most obvious joke possible. Extra points when shit, jizz, and farts are all combined in the same joke.
3. Repeat with every other thread on the entire fucking site.

[peewee's_lovechild]

I. Hustle enjoys Kentucky Fried Cocks.

[peewee's_lovechild]

I wonder if Popeye could shoot his wad straight through Olive Oyl because she's so skinny. Probably only after eating his spinach. I need some spinach.

[peewee's_lovechild]

I like to stick my face in a nice set of breasts. We're talking about chicken, right?

[peewee's_lovechild]

The problem with the red beans & rice is that it gives you the Oriental farts. Because of the rice! Get it!

[peewee's_lovechild]

I like buttery biscuits almost as much as I like buttery vaginas.

[peewee's_lovechild]

Kentucky Fried Chicken sends me to the Kentucky Fried Crapper.

[peewee's_lovechild]

I can keep this up for at least 2 more hours! It's that easy!

[peewee's_lovechild]

I wonder if a lesbian has ever shoved a drumstick up her snatch

[dallaskd]

Its all about that Golden Chick and Churchs.

[peewee's_lovechild]

Popeyes chicken is so greasy that I don't wipe my hands after eating, I just go to the bathroom and use the grease as lube to jack off. While I'm sitting taking a shit because of the diarrhea Popeye's gave me.

[dallaskd]

Williams Chicken is some good shit too.

[dickface]

Williams Chicken is some good shit too.

now THAT is some black folks chicken right thurr.

[dallaskd]

now THAT is some black folks chicken right thurr.

Hell yeah i eat that shit all the time. you cant find that outside the hood. Nothing beats Uncle Ben's Chicken and Waffles in OC. Right off south hampton

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Hell yeah i eat that shit all the time. you cant find that outside the hood. Nothing beats Uncle Ben's Chicken and Waffles in OC. Right off south hampton

i live in north dallas, no ghetto, williams chicken right down my street.

i gotta try this shit out, keep hearing good stuff.

[dallaskd]

i live in north dallas, no ghetto, williams chicken right down my street.

i gotta try this shit out, keep hearing good stuff.

really? the only williams chicken i eat at is in desoto and oc. i didnt realize there was williams chicken in north dallas. there everywhere the futher south you go. it really is amazing check it out. I keep hearing good things about Big Mommas off forest ln in dallas. i might roll a j and go check it out in the morning

[Creepn]

I bet MiamiHeat typed "I hate n@#$" in the youTube search box to get to those videos.

Did you jerk off to the racist comments under the videos??

[I. Hustle]

Peewee once got boned by a Colonel.

[I. Hustle]

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[mrsmaalox]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/10/15/kfc_porn.jpg

I think he put some love potion on that piece.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i live in north dallas, no ghetto, williams chicken right down my street.

i gotta try this shit out, keep hearing good stuff.


You must live in Carrollton. Trinity mills and frankford.

[Bukefal]

And KFC makes the best biscuits in the world???? :lmao:lmao:lmao

seriously...

you guys need to learn how to cook.

Exactly, If you think these fast food chains have great 'food', you don't even know what real food is.

Try real, fresh meat, real fresh vegetables, food that you at least know what you are eating, try meals made of real ingredients and not the artificial pizza's and lasagna's made of Starch or chicken and other crappy fast foods full of shit.

Kids nowadays don't even know what food is, lets not even talk about preparing something. They are filled with artificial fast food. That's a big problem especially in the USA. In Europe its a bit better, but changing also.

It's a shame.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee once got boned by a Colonel.

Lies.

[peewee's lovechild]

Somebody did all the work for me on this thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm bored now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just had some Bill Miller's fried chicken.

Pretty good.

[Sancha]

I make my own fried shicken.