Guess which trolls are mine.

[monosylab1k]

Seems like most of the time a new troll pops up, it's ownership is attributed to either BUMP or myself. So for one night only, I'm going to be 100% honest about which trolls are mine and which ones aren't.

If you guess a troll before midnight tonight (CST), you have my word as a poster on the internet that I will truthfully reveal if that troll is me or not.

[Greg Oden]

LOL Texans

NFL formers have narrowed it down to yourself and stretch. I'm leaning towards no since that troll is so shitty.

[Goran Dragic]

I only have one since I've been curious about this for awhile, is rappin' Shaq your troll?

[gaKNOW!blee]

lol @ you guys being proud of your trolls.

[JamStone]

I own three trolls. I will come clean as well, but only through PM if you guess right.

[mavs>spurs2]

Bobcats dynasty
Jeffdynasty
Thunderdynasty

[O.J Mayo]

Attention seeking, just like Mark Cuban.

[monosylab1k]

Attention seeking, just like Mark Cuban.

Only an attention whore like myself would post as one of my trolls to criticize my own thread.

[badfish22]

DaBoysDaBest

[monosylab1k]

LOL Texans

no


rappin' Shaq

Rappin' Shaq is the one troll that should never be revealed, so even if I was Rappin' Shaq I'd have to break my own rule and not reveal it. But I'm not black enough to make cool raps like that.


Bobcats dynasty
Jeffdynasty
Thunderdynasty

yes
no
no


DaBoysDaBest

no

[MiamiHeat]

GregOden
GoranTragic

[O.J Mayo]

Only an attention whore like myself would post as one of my trolls to criticize my own thread.
Definitely not your troll.

[badfish22]

GregOden
GoranTragic

Both of those very well could be him.

But Greg Oden shouldn't be reveled. He's too damn funny

[LOL texans]

Greg Oden

[monosylab1k]

GregOden
GoranTragic

no
no


Definitely not your troll.

It's been said by many people that I can post simultaneously with 2 different accounts going at the same time.

[Greg Oden]

private joker
pussyface
pussyface.
TimothyMcVeigh
JT's Dealer

[O.J Mayo]

mono has a hard on for da Juiceman that he keeps claiming I am his. Come back to me after you remove your testicles.

[monosylab1k]

private joker
pussyface
pussyface.
TimothyMcVeigh
JT's Dealer

no
no
yes
yes
no


mono has a hard on for da Juiceman that he keeps claiming I am his. Come back to me after you remove your testicles.

It's tough toggling between these windows to post as me and me.

[O.J Mayo]

mono removed his testicles. Now pluck out the penis.

[MiamiHeat]

O.J Mayo

[monosylab1k]

O.J Mayo

yes

[mavs>spurs2]

I think you really are in fact RappinShaq brah

[jag]

Oden seems fairly obvious to me. If you look at a post and don't look at the account name you can basically imagine both posters saying it.

[Venti Quattro]

So does this mean you'll stop using them b/c ppl figured them out already?

[Greg Oden]

Oden seems fairly obvious to me. If you look at a post and don't look at the account name you can basically imagine both posters saying it.

I'm pretty sure we all know I'm IronMexican by now.

[BlackSwordsMan]

_Jag

[monosylab1k]

Oden seems fairly obvious to me. If you look at a post and don't look at the account name you can basically imagine both posters saying it.

Yeah I didn't know that Greg Oden was a mystery to people. What dickface is to me, Greg Oden is to <insert poster's name>

[O.J Mayo]

yes
You are lying. Allanon knows who I am.

[monosylab1k]

So does this mean you'll stop using them b/c ppl figured them out already?

nope


_Jag

no

[BlackSwordsMan]

if you're not spursdynasty or KBP it don't matter

[lil_penny]

clippersdynasty?
lakasrool4eva?
spursrool4eva?

[monosylab1k]

clippersdynasty?
lakasrool4eva?
spursrool4eva?

no
no
no

[clippasrool4eva]

clippersdynasty?
lakasrool4eva?
spursrool4eva?


Hey you forgot me asshole!

[jag]

I'm pretty sure we all know I'm IronMexican by now.

:lol I wonder if IM actually has any trolls.


_Jag

I'm actually one of BRHornets trolls.

[dickface]

Woody Paige

[lil_penny]

Hey you forgot me asshole!


sorry sir i hadnt seen your posts yet.

[da_suns_fan_]

Woody Paige

yes.

[Goran Dragic]

LMAO I thought Woody Paige was an actual poster.

[Chieflion]

I am guessing F_U Buddy or whoever he is, is mono's troll.

[dickface]

F_U Buddy

no, but I wish he was.

[mavs>spurs2]

lol outing a troll through another troll

[Goran Dragic]

I am guessing F_U Buddy or whoever he is, is mono's troll.


People don't understand F_U_Buddy and lakasrool4eva are actually legitimate Laker fans, yes, their fan base is THAT retarded.

[mavs>spurs2]

native american

kbp

spursdynasty

[Goran Dragic]

Culburn369

[Chieflion]

Culburn369
I thought you said the whole fanbase is that retarded.

DrHouse.

[HarlemHeat37]

I'd rather not know who the trolls are..it's better that way..

Whoever is Native American needs to bring him back though, I haven't seen a post of his in a minute now..best poster here..

[mavs>spurs2]

tyson chandler

[badfish22]

The guy who makes fun of BR? Can't remember the trolls name.
I think I knew who it belonged to, but I have forgotten by now.

[jag]

I actually wouldnt be surprised if culburn turned out to be someones troll.

[badfish22]

here comes Woody

[monosylab1k]

native american

kbp

spursdynasty

no
no
no


Culburn369

tee, hee.


DrHouse.

no



Culburn369?
Silverspur50?
Lakaluva?
Mavluva?
Zombie Freddy Fender??

no to all


tyson chandler

yes

[monosylab1k]

also, has anybody ever tried creating a troll and gotten it rejected by the mods?

I tried making a fake Gino profile and was denied.

[Chieflion]

Tyson Chandler was quite obvious. Really no need to reveal it.

[Chieflion]

also, has anybody ever tried creating a troll and gotten it rejected by the mods?

I tried making a fake Gino profile and was denied.
I tried to create Gregg Popovich, but it was denied.

[lil_penny]

the troll whisperer?

[Goran Dragic]

I actually wouldnt be surprised if culburn turned out to be someones troll.


He's not, he has a history with Suns forums. He actually got a Suns forum shut down by repeatedly posting gruesome pictures of gay sex.

[Goran Dragic]

also, has anybody ever tried creating a troll and gotten it rejected by the mods?

I tried making a fake Gino profile and was denied.


I tried a Legarrette Blount troll.

[lil_penny]

I tried a Legarrette Blount troll.

goran you wouldnt happen to be tlong would you???:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

also, has anybody ever tried creating a troll and gotten it rejected by the mods?

I tried making a fake Gino profile and was denied.

yup, CajunCoon was denied

[jag]

He's not, he has a history with Suns forums. He actually got a Suns forum shut down by repeatedly posting gruesome pictures of gay sex.

:lmao how am i not surprised...

"gruesome" gay sex is pretty much his MO.

[mavs>spurs2]

what about that pastor james manning troll?

[mavs>spurs2]

He's not, he has a history with Suns forums. He actually got a Suns forum shut down by repeatedly posting gruesome pictures of gay sex.

seriously? i fucking knew he was a weirdo, i wasn't just trolling him. i KNEW there was something strange about that guy

[LOL texans]

Will Hunting
Kyle Orton
Blake
Shank

[badfish22]

The guy who makes fun of BR? Can't remember the trolls name.
I think I knew who it belonged to, but I have forgotten by now.


what about that pastor james manning troll?

ya thats what I was thinking of

[Rappin' Pop]

I tried to create Gregg Popovich, but it was denied.
Fuck you, you can't clone drunks.
I doubt a person like you even wear trunks.
Pussy Spurs fans ungrateful bitches,
They deserve to be cursed by Timmy's witches.
Suck my dick, yo, Rappin Pop is here.
Too bad you can't hear me with your bad ear.

How about that, taste my ass, bitch.

[jag]

I've always kind of wondered if Will Hunting was a troll or an actual poster...

[JamStone]

How the hell you have these many trolls... that's a lot of motherloving work.

[monosylab1k]

the troll whisperer?

yes :lol i forgot about that one.


what about that pastor james manning troll?

no


Will Hunting
Kyle Orton
Blake
Shank

no
no
no
no

[The Troll Whisperer]

fuck you, you can't clone drunks.
I doubt a person like you even wear trunks.
Pussy spurs fans ungrateful bitches,
they deserve to be cursed by timmy's witches.
Suck my dick, yo, rappin pop is here.
Too bad you can't hear me with your bad ear.

How about that, taste my ass, bitch.
tsst!

[lil_penny]

yes :lol i forgot about that one.

Lol I got one! troll whisperer is one of my all time favs.. good work!

[badfish22]

By the thread that was just created, I'm guessing F_U_Buddy is you.

[pussyface.]

By the thread that was just created, I'm guessing F_U_Buddy is you.

nope not me

[pussyface.]

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy?

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understand you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that
You belong with me
You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me

[pussyface.]

This is straight up homo, but I dance around like a little girl listening to that, it's my jam.

[Native American]

Chameleons change colors and stay in large trees for survival, to keep from danger of predators. Ironically some men are peculiar in that they adorn themselves with different colors and large things not for survival but merely to stand out. Man who wears different faces and has different colors expends energy only to impress others, similar to the peacock. And when I say "man who wears different faces and carries different colors, I mean monosylab1k with his five billion troll accounts." And when I say "expends energy only to impress others, like the peacock" I mean he must have some inferiority complex, like a pea cock.

[pussyface.]

Chameleons change colors and stay in large trees for survival, to keep from danger of predators. Ironically some men are peculiar in that they adorn themselves with different colors and large things not for survival but merely to stand out. Man who wears different faces and has different colors expends energy only to impress others, similar to the peacock. And when I say "man who wears different faces and carries different colors, I mean monosylab1k with his five billion troll accounts." And when I say "expends energy only to impress others, like the peacock" I mean he must have some inferiority complex, like a pea cock.

:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Chameleons change colors and stay in large trees for survival, to keep from danger of predators. Ironically some men are peculiar in that they adorn themselves with different colors and large things not for survival but merely to stand out. Man who wears different faces and has different colors expends energy only to impress others, similar to the peacock. And when I say "man who wears different faces and carries different colors, I mean monosylab1k with his five billion troll accounts." And when I say "expends energy only to impress others, like the peacock" I mean he must have some inferiority complex, like a pea cock.

:lmao

[Randy]

chameleons change colors and stay in large trees for survival, to keep from danger of predators. Ironically some men are peculiar in that they adorn themselves with different colors and large things not for survival but merely to stand out. Man who wears different faces and has different colors expends energy only to impress others, similar to the peacock. And when i say "man who wears different faces and carries different colors, i mean monosylab1k with his five billion troll accounts." and when i say "expends energy only to impress others, like the peacock" i mean he must have some inferiority complex, like a pea cock.
pow!

Powpow!

[Kamnik]

I own three trolls. I will come clean as well, but only through PM if you guess right.

awwwww shit

you are one of my favourite posters and you take part in that shit-fest :S

[JamStone]

Awwww man I'm sorry. But shitfesting can be fun sometimes.

I also go to strip clubs and have smoked weed before.

Forgive me?

[Gregg Popovich]

I tried to create Gregg Popovich, but it was denied.

Uh yeah, my name is taken for a damn good reason there champ. Because I actually took it.

You think I am just going to leave my name lying around for any smartass Mavfan that thinks he's a comedian to come along and punk me?

Think again.

[James David Manning]

what about that pastor james manning troll?


I'm not a troll, I'm the HONORABLE James Manning, show some respect.

[James David Manning]

awwwww shit

you are one of my favourite posters and you take part in that shit-fest :S


Why not trying to have fun in life and not be such a serious queer bait all the time?

[Culburn369]

Hey, sweetheart!!!!!

[James David Manning]

Hey, sweetheart!!!!!


Sup nigga.

[Chris Fall]

Are you BRHorents45?

That troll was a flop.

[Culburn369]

I'm just sittin', scratchin', ain't doin' much at all.

[James David Manning]

I'm just sittin', scratchin', ain't doin' much at all.


Me too nigga, chillin'. Keepin' it fresh.

[James David Manning]

Are you BRHorents45?

That troll was a flop.


Hi.

[MiamiHeat]

FU_Buddy


btw I have -0- trolls, i don't know how you guys do it so easily. keep a notepad to remember or something? lol

[Culburn369]

& you don't have a hair on yer ass, Heat. Yer a whiney little pussy with an inferiority complex the size of Shaq's ass.

Now vamoose, chickenshit.

[James David Manning]

& you don't have a hair on yer ass, Heat. Yer a whiney little pussy with an inferiority complex the size of Shaq's ass.

Now vamoose, chickenshit.


:lmao

[Culburn369]

:rollin

I got that SOB Heat, eh?

Yee Haw!!!!!!!!!!!

[James David Manning]

He's too busy yelling at his wife about reheated pizza.

[ClippersDynasty]

FU_Buddy


btw I have -0- trolls, i don't know how you guys do it so easily. keep a notepad to remember or something? lol

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a716ebb8970b-pi

:lmao

Kobe rapes anothar!

[Hooks]

Ducks

[Kori Ellis]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

[Allanon]

I don't do the troll thing but it's pretty good stuff.

You can usually figure out a troll's account if they post often enough because sooner or later, they'll f*ck up quite spectacularly...won't name any names :lol

[James David Manning]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

Stringer Bell is one of them

[JamStone]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

It would be awesome if one of them was antimvp, although I'm not sure that's a troll account.

Kori do you know who most of the trolls are?

[JamStone]

I don't do the troll thing but it's pretty good stuff.

You can usually figure out a troll's account if they post often enough because sooner or later, they'll f*ck up quite spectacularly...won't name any names :lol

I messed up one major time responding to a post directed at one of my trolls with this account lol. I deleted the post really quickly but it was up a good two minutes and people were viewing the thread. Don't know if anyone really caught it tho. Haha.

[Allanon]

I messed up one major time responding to a post directed at one of my trolls with this account lol. I deleted the post really quickly but it was up a good two minutes and people were viewing the thread. Don't know if anyone really caught it tho. Haha.

It's bound to happen sooner or later if you post enough. :lol

[monosylab1k]

btw I have -0- trolls, i don't know how you guys do it so easily. keep a notepad to remember or something? lol

:lol I have so many trolls that I've probably forgotten at least 10 of them.

[monosylab1k]

Ducks

nope.

[Fillmoe's Dad]

Just remembered this one. Half the Fillmoe family was me.

[Will Hunting]

If Ducks was actually a troll, that person should win troller of the decade (also I'm not a troll, I'm a real poster).

[Boston Pancake]

This thread is wicked awesome :td

[Kori Ellis]

It would be awesome if one of them was antimvp, although I'm not sure that's a troll account.

Kori do you know who most of the trolls are?

I don't usually look to see who the trolls are, but yeah I can check by IP. Some people's trolls are very obvious by their posting style though.

[ElNono]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

You have to be LEONARD... :lol

[Texas Chili Dog]

I don't usually look to see who the trolls are, but yeah I can check by IP. Some people's trolls are very obvious by their posting style though.

ah the beauty of proxies. :hat

[Indazone]

Lies..all stupid Troll names all stupid Jew Lie!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

JJ Hickson?


Just remembered this one. Half the Fillmoe family was me.

They were my favourite trolls of all time... classic. :toast

I once had a troll. I think it's only got about 50 posts. Anyone guesses that troll and you're a genius. :lol

[Xylus]

He's definitely, definitely JJ Hickson.

[ginobili's bald spot]

tsst!


:lol I've always liked this troll.

[sook]

How the hell you have these many trolls... that's a lot of motherloving work.
Ladies and gentleman...my troll.

I use it to be respectful, courtious, and insightful unlike other trolls:rolleyes

[Kamnik]

Awwww man I'm sorry. But shitfesting can be fun sometimes.

I also go to strip clubs and have smoked weed before.

Forgive me?

Smoking weed and liking naked women is totaly cool, we all like some herb at times ;))

As for trolling... I am not the biggest fan of it! :P

[Xylus]

MiamiHeat is my troll.

[JamStone]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

Donnie Nelson
Mark Jackson
Rapin' Kobe Bryant

[I. Hustle]

I don't usually look to see who the trolls are, but yeah I can check by IP. Some people's trolls are very obvious by their posting style though.

I would think that I mess up enough for people to figure mine out.


Two of mine are MiamiHeat and KoriWhat.

[mogrovejo]

Winehole23?

[DAF86]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

I want to bealive you are timvpluva

[TDMVPDPOY]

fuck guessin

[DAF86]

Who is/are "Epic fail" and "John Hollinger"?

[Many PackYao]

Greg Oden is Dirk4mvp.

[Greg Oden]

false.

lmao slayer

[Many PackYao]

false.

lmao slayer
Haha I knew it.:lol

[stretch]

beefanus

[LeCrab]

I'll come clean. I am Rappin' Shaq.

[Officer Slater]

RACK this thread :smokin

[Steve Kerr]

I'm also a Monos troll.

[lil_penny]

So do we have a final tally of monos trolls?

[JJ Hickson]

He's definitely, definitely JJ Hickson.


So far I'm definitely definitely Mono

I'm also Thunder Dan

And I'm obviously DoK.

Who else am I?

[Alonzo Harris]

Shut up and kill yourself you bald motherfucker.

[Goran Dragic]

so far i'm definitely definitely mono

i'm also thunder dan

and i'm obviously dok.

Who else am i?


bump?

[Unforgivable]

Shut up and kill yourself you bald motherfucker.


Nigga you better lay off my nigga. I'll chop your dick off and send Bovice to hold your sister down while I run train.

[Alonzo Harris]

Nigga you better lay off my nigga. I'll chop your dick off and send Bovice to hold your sister down while I run train.


Nigga you ain't good enough to sniff my ass. Get the fuck outta here.

[mavs>spurs2]

Nigga you better lay off my nigga. I'll chop your dick off and send Bovice to hold your sister down while I run train.


:lmao

[Brazil]

Somebody can make a sumup post ? I'm lost

[Ray Combs]

Another one I forgot all about until now.

[timvpimp]

So do we have a final tally of monos trolls?

dickface (sky is blue)
pussyface.
Tyson Chandler
Tymothy McVeigh
the trolls whisperer

and those who haven't been mentioned in this thread, which includes

Anthony Randolph
Durant 82
Phillip (co-owned by stretch)
...

not sure whom the rests are, but it's guaranteed that his legion has a shit load more and most of them have yet to be unmasked and probably never will...

The greatest poster and the God of trolls in the whole history of Internet.

[timvpimp]

Seems like most of the time a new troll pops up, it's ownership is attributed to either BUMP or myself. So for one night only, I'm going to be 100% honest about which trolls are mine and which ones aren't.

If you guess a troll before midnight tonight (CST), you have my word as a poster on the internet that I will truthfully reveal if that troll is me or not.

not expedient. even when your deadline has passed the riddle can still be continued because we can ask kori to verify the answers by IP. But I doubt there are still any mono trolls left, and 90% likely you've never posted as any of them even if they actually exist.

[circ]

Guess my three trolls and I'll give you $100 :)

cherylsteele
cherry
spurswoman

bonus: timvp / ironmexican

[timvpimp]

cherylsteele
cherry
spurswoman

bonus: timvp / ironmexican

ironmexican isn't a troll TBH, he's just one original poster without any pretense/act of tardiness. he's just a retard that he was born to be and he always enjoys being what he is.