Cavs at Mavs (12/20) gameday thread

[Venti Quattro]

Sons, who do you got here?

If Dirk plays, then I got the Mavs.

If he doesn't, I think the Cavs have this in the bag.

[Mavs_man_41]

let's go cavs

[Texas Chili Dog]

I'll be at the game in the row directly in front of the TV cameras. At least the ones that are for the local TV feed. I think the national TV feed cameras are across the aisle on the other side...

but anyyyyway say hi to my hand. :D

[Allanon]

If Dirk plays, then I got the Mavs.

If he doesn't, I think the Cavs have this in the bag.

No Dirk and we might even see some new LeBron dance moves.

[Culburn369]

Dirk, or no Dirk, I want the Cavs to give them an ass pounding to end all ass poundings.

[Venti Quattro]

Why do you love ass poundings so much?

[Culburn369]

It's so descriptive.

[Venti Quattro]

It's so descriptive.
...and gross

Son you need to repent and go back to your straight ways.

[Culburn369]

One can be straight & ass pound.

[pauls931]

I hope it goes 13 overtimes.

[Basketballgirl25]

I got say Cavs will win, mavs could, but I think Cavs are better then mavs

[Culburn369]

I hope it goes 13 overtimes.

:lol Yer ass is next to get pounded.

[pauls931]

:lol Yer ass is next to get pounded.

If you're talking the Lakers, I agree. Cleveland? Should be close. I'm sure shaq will try his best to show the suns up, depends if he gets LBJ officiating.

[Ghazi]

I don't think DIrk is playing, is he? If not we lose... but I won't be too upset. Hard to win without the 3rd best player in the league.

[Culburn369]

I don't think DIrk is playing, is he? If not we lose... but I won't be too upset. Hard to win without the 3rd best player in the league.

Horseshit post & excuse.

[Culburn369]

Cleveland?

Yes, Cleveland. You guys have been talkin' out of school about Shaq. I'm sure the word has been passed down and he's gonna be lookin' fer bear. He hates Nash for makin' him quit on Porter, so, there's that too.

+ Shaq always plays well below sea level.

[Culburn369]

From over at Phxsuns.net:

[[[My bad, wasn't exactly in a normal state of mind last night, anyway...

In a very brief summary -

In a post game interview Amare was asked about his relationship with Shaq. Amare said they were not talking and he did not consider Shaq a friend because Shaq is not following him on tiwtter.......

No seriously. ____________]]]

[Venti Quattro]

Is the pussy playing tonight?
Will Phil Jackson let play him though?

[Ghazi]

Is the pussy playing tonight?

:lol. I find your trolling amusing considering it always fails to get a rise out of anyone.

lol Spurs in 7.

[Indazone]

Doubt that Dirk plays tonight..He's too butthurt from the pounding the Rockets gave em.

[Culburn369]

Don't get too big for your britches, Inda. Two days ago you guys were down in the dumps, ready to do the dutch. Then I sided ya's and got ya on the straight & narrow again. Do what the Suns do: stay humble...stay hungry.

[MavDynasty]

doubt that dirk plays tonight..he's too butthurt from the pounding the rockets gave em.

116-76

[dirk4mvp]

Spurfans please be my friend :cry

[Culburn369]

You lose tonite, daddy-O, and I'm gonna cloud up & rain all over yer ass.

& I ain't f'in around either.

[dirk4mvp]

You lose tonite, daddy-O, and I'm gonna cloud up & rain all over yer ass.

& I ain't f'in around either.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tR3XZCdzW9Q/SCMM3s9IaGI/AAAAAAAAAOY/JquYXBI7UfQ/s320/KFC%2BBowl.jpg

We want a failure pile, in a failure bowl.

[Culburn369]

Well, Dirk sittin'--searchin' for his elbow was certainly the "failure pile."

[dirk4mvp]

Can you take all those food items and pile them in a single bowl? I'll just eat them like a death row prisoner on suicide watch.

[Culburn369]

Your regrets (Summer '06) are your own.

[dirk4mvp]

Is there a way the bowl can play great gig in the sky while i eat it alone in my apartment at 2 in the morning?

[Culburn369]

What happened to eatin' it in yer ma's basement?

[Culburn369]

Xmas freezout, dirk4:::you lose today you disappear till Xmas Day. You win today I disappear till Xmas Day. C'mon, fancy pants, come ta Pappy.

[dirk4mvp]

If there's any way you can put my dinner in a blender and liquify it and put into a caulking gun and inject it into my femoral artery that would be even better.

[Culburn369]

Are you taking the bet, or, just squatting on the range?

[dirk4mvp]

But I know you don't have a lunch gun, so until you invent that, just make me a fuckin failure pile in a sadness bowl.

[Indazone]

Cavs with Lebron and Shaq are just going to take it to the hole everytime. No chance for the Mavs without Dirk. Even if they had him, Dirk's shot would be off cause he has a boo boo on his arm.

[Double-Up]

Two words: Mavs lose.

[Culburn369]

Even if Dirk was fully healthy, she'd still get her coochie wiped today.

[badfish22]

Even if Dirk was fully healthy, she'd still get her coochie wiped today.

What happened last time the Mavs and Lakers played?

[Culburn369]

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.............

[Mavs_man_41]

Xmas freezout, dirk4:::you lose today you disappear till Xmas Day. You win today I disappear till Xmas Day. C'mon, fancy pants, come ta Pappy.

lol double post and a challenge

culburn's mad!! :lmao

[badfish22]

Xmas freezout, dirk4:::you lose today you disappear till Xmas Day. You win today I disappear till Xmas Day. C'mon, fancy pants, come ta Pappy.

I'll take this bet, can't turn down this chance.

[Double-Up]

I'll take this bet, can't turn down this chance.

Well then...let's go Mavs! :lol

[Culburn369]

I'll take this bet, can't turn down this chance.

No, I want dirk4. And he declined. He ain't gotta hair on his ass.

[dirk4mvp]

No, I want dirk4. And he declined. He ain't gotta hair on his ass.

I haven't posted anything in this thread about the Mavericks or Cavaliers, much less who's gonna win. And your retarded ass made a bet with me? damn brah you getting hot under the collar? someone's getting to you :lmao

[Culburn369]

I haven't posted anything in this thread about the Mavericks or Cavaliers, much less who's gonna win. And your retarded ass made a bet with me? damn brah you getting hot under the collar? someone's getting to you :lmao

Translation=dirk4 shit himself.

[dirk4mvp]

Translation=dirk4 shit himself.

Why won't you accept my bet? Let some of that steam out of your collar.

[Culburn369]

What bet?

[dirk4mvp]

Don't worry about it now. You shit the bed when you had the chance.

[Culburn369]

O & forever.

[dirk4mvp]

You pissed your chance away. Don't be upset cuz you couldn't capitalize.

[23LeBronJames23]

Cavs will win Unless something really crazy happens.

[MavDynasty]

God motherfucking damnit

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=4759519

[Culburn369]

You were losing regardless.

[dirk4mvp]

You were losing regardless.

Just like the Lakers were losing regardless of sans Josh Howard.

[Culburn369]

Just like you lost in '06.

ha, ha.

[dirk4mvp]

Even without ol smokey, the Mavs still handed you your ass in your own house. Gotta do better than that.

Kevin Garnett still has his Gasol's head as a trophy of war from the summer of 08.

[Venti Quattro]

What happened last time the Mavs and Lakers played?

We got badly beat

[21_Blessings]

So Mavs fan, you think Kobe would be sitting a game against Lebron out? :lol

He'd be playing regardless of what the training staff told him.

[badfish22]

You got beat so badly that ol Matty C got to take a shot or two at the end.

Ya, thats the one that looks like the kids you molest, Culburn.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/nd/sports/m-baskbl/02-03roster/p-carroll.jpg

[badfish22]

So Mavs fan, you think Kobe would be sitting a game against Lebron out? :lol

He'd be playing regardless of what the training staff told him.

Hes got stitches on his shooting arm. If he plays they will break open again according to DB.com.

And Kobe would play against Lebron even with a broken leg. He gets a hardon from beating Lebron.

[MavDynasty]

I remember Marion shitting on the Lakers singlehandedly in their own arena.

Good times.

[Allanon]

January 3rd will be a good day for shit talking.

[KidCongo]

@Mavs
@Suns
@Kings
@Lakers

4 game road trip out West, Let's get it done Cavs.

[23LeBronJames23]

@Mavs
@Suns
@Kings
@Lakers

4 game road trip out West, Let's get it done Cavs.

3 of em are likely a WIN

[KidCongo]

3 of em are likely a WIN

There is one we'd both prefer they win.

[pauls931]

Darn, looks like the Cavs starters will be resting the second half tonight and be fresh for Pho tomorrow...

[Allanon]

I just ordered up some pizza and put some beer in the fridge, this better be a good game.

[KidCongo]

I just ordered up some pizza and put some beer in the fridge, this better be a good game.

Al you got any good streams, I know you hooked me up with a great one a while back and I'm over laggy freedocast on atdhe.

[Ghazi]

So the pussy is not playing cause he has a couple of stitches on his arm? What a wuss.

"Spurs in 7"

[Fpoonsie]

My own hypocrisy disgusts me, but I'm hopin LBJ has good reason to dance all over the AAC court tonight.

[Allanon]

Al you got any good streams, I know you hooked me up with a great one a while back and I'm over laggy freedocast on atdhe.

Sorry King, all the good stuff is doing NFL today :lol

[KidCongo]

Sorry King, all the good stuff is doing NFL today :lol

:toast Oh well here's to lag.

[Double-Up]

This game is also on NBA TV.

[KidCongo]

Can LeBron please try a little bit on D.

[Come_On_Now]

Effort looks good so far. Which almost certainly means a full on collapse later on. :bang

[MavDynasty]

Game after game I keep seeing Jet pushing up the ball to get a 2for1 and everytime its a bricked three or a turnover

[Allanon]

Damn, this game has been super close since opening tip.

[MavDynasty]

Smokey and1 bitches!

[MavDynasty]

Mavs are drawing fouls early but lets hope they KEEP driving and getting fouls called unlike Friday night.

[MavDynasty]

Trade Dirk! He's a 7ft cancer who just shoots 3's! We don't need his lazy ass around here look at how well we're playing~

[KidCongo]

I think we're gunna need Video Game James.

[MavDynasty]

Rofl Dirk on a JJB turnover "Nice pass JJ"

[pauls931]

Give'm hell Mavs. I just have the feeling this is a game where the short handed team comes out guns a blazing and after a quarter or two, slow down. Then the other team keep on hammering away for a 10+ win.

[KidCongo]

Parker is the best shooter from the corner in the NBA.

[Venti Quattro]

Trade Dirk! He's a 7ft cancer who just shoots 3's! We don't need his lazy ass around here look at how well we're playing~

Screw that, you still need Dirk

[KidCongo]

LeBron you should post-up where Parker just did not 20ft out on the wing.

[Fpoonsie]

God, Shaq gets worse game by game. I'd enjoy it more if here weren't sucking a big, rubbery one against Dampier.

[MavDynasty]

wow phantom calls...

[MavDynasty]

ball dont lie u cant control what the ball do yall crazy man

[mavsfan1000]

Tim Thomas is our Dirk-lite for tonight. :)

[badfish22]

Wow, the Cavs ain't very good.

[KidCongo]

Wow, the Cavs ain't very good.

Wasn't the last game between the Cavs and Mavs a blow-out?

[MavDynasty]

lol damp

[MavDynasty]

lol running same plays for tt that mavs use for dirk

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

hows that an offensive foul from lbj ??

[The_Dude]

Officials calling lots of really weak calls tonight.

[KidCongo]

Fuck my feed is down!!!

[JJ Hickson]

anyone have a link to this game?

[Fpoonsie]

Not sure if there was enough of a push-off to send Sideshow to the ground like that, but I coulda sworn Kidd traveled fairly heinously on his way outta bounds.

[shrug]

[MavDynasty]

link

http://rwbsports.com/ch6.html

[JJ Hickson]

link

http://rwbsports.com/ch6.html


Thanks brah

[mavsfan1000]

Well done by the mavs tonight. Tim Thomas filled in well. He should stay as Dirk's backup imo. The offense flows very similar to with Tim as with Dirk. Terry is back. Hopefully he'll keep on shooting better now on.

[Culburn369]

O & Forever.

[21_Blessings]

LeBron you should post-up.

With what post-game? :hat

[iggypop123]

he couldnt even post up the bucks bell!

[ffadicted]

With what post-game? :hat

*ba-dum-TSS*

[Allanon]

No Dirk and we might even see some new LeBron dance moves.

So much for that prediction. At least the game was very entertainingly close.