The official Fake Mike D'Antoni thread

[lefty]

Man, if Bender keeps hitting 3's I might bail on Lebron and focus on Dirk. Gallo, JB, Dirk all 6'10"+ bombers. It'd be like a video game.


I just said to Donny: "What do Nate & the Seahawks have in common? They're both 5-9 and only liked by people in Seattle."

I love it when Duhon (a Duke guy) tries to talk shit. Its so awkward. Like Screech or Steve Urkel acting hard.

Watching tape. I love Bender. Shoots well, moves well, blocks shots. Sure, his knees are fucked, but shit look at DeJuan Blair.

The good news is there's a team interested in Nate, the bad news is Stern says we can't trade with the Globetrotters.

Getting simultaneous good games from Duhon & Jeffries is like getting a free ride from a hooker on the same day as a solar eclipse

[ClingingMars]

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[JamStone]

You want a link to fake quotes?

[ElNono]

link

http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni

[Goran Dragic]

You want a link to fake quotes?


These things are hilarious. Much needed thread.

[Goran Dragic]

I just said to Donny: "What do Nate & the Seahawks have in common? They're both 5-9 and only liked by people in Seattle."

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[pauls931]

I think nate is fooked. No one needs a midget point guard, maybe he can get 3rd string PG at Dallas?

[lefty]

Security is really tight at the Detroit airport these days. I'm thinking about telling them Eddy Curry is a terrorist.

:lmao

[lefty]

Larry Hughes is to defense what Larry Hughes is to offense



Nate, Jeffries, Hughes to HOU for McGrady. I did it on the ESPN Trade Machine and it works, but Donnie keeps saying "it's not that simple".

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Security is really tight at the Detroit airport these days. I'm thinking about telling them Eddy Curry is a terrorist.

:lmao


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Attn NBA GM's: If you're looking for a guy who can guard any of the five positions and hold the player to 25-30 ppg, Jeffries is available.

:lmao

[lefty]

:lol

[lefty]

Nate's playing great. I guess pumping him with drugs and pinning his eyes open to make him watch film of Nash every night actually worked

[Fermixalot]

Larry Hughes is to defense what Larry Hughes is to offense.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin:rollin

[redzero]

I wish Curry & Jeffries would pull guns on each other like Gilbert & Javaris did...only I wish they'd actually pull the triggers.

[ffadicted]

:lol:lol There are so great

[lefty]

What's the difference between Nate and Gilbert Arenas? No matter what the situation is Nate never thinks twice about shooting.

[lefty]

Gallo is so hot right now he'd be burning the hair off the guy guarding him...if the guy guarding him weren't Charlie Villanueva.

I think the news that Marbury is headed to China was a bit of a wake up call to Nate

if we dont get a major free-agent in July im convincing Donnie to trade Gallo to PHX then seeing if I can get my old job back.

[gaKNOW!blee]

The Charles Barkley Taco Bell commercial is so bad Isiah thinks we should trade two 1st round picks for it.

[lefty]

rofl

[lefty]

Just woke up from a terrible nightmare that our deal fell through and we have to keep Jared Jeffries.


Jeffries has gone to Houston with a sore right knee...umm I mean the locker room, yeah he's gone to the locker room. about 16 hours ago (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/9263284087)from Tweetie (http://www.atebits.com/)

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I think Nate will be great in Boston...if not on the court at least as a pitchman for Dunkin' Donuts munchkins. about 23 hours ago (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/9247952772)from Tweetie (http://www.atebits.com/)

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I just found out this deal was for T-Mac. This whole time I thought we were trading Larry/Jeffries/Hill for a Big Mac...and I was for it. 10:03 PM Feb 16th (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/9222406981)from web

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Last minute hiccup, now Houston wants to swap mascots too...said they'll throw in 'Clutch the Rockets Bear' if we throw in Nate. 9:48 PM Feb 16th (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/9221974145)from web

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Looks like this deal is happening. Jeffries will be hard to replace in the locker room, but a scarecrow made out of $100 bills should do.

[lurker]

"Donnie said the Rockets had actually agreed to take Eddy, but the deal fell through because he's too fat to fly Southwest" made me laugh.

[monosylab1k]

Lots of people are excited that Curry will play tonight, the top 3 being Tim Duncan, DeJuan Blair and the GM of the Utah Jazz.


You know Kobe's finger must be seriously injured when he's angrily slamming chairs with it.


Bruce Bowen dresses about as well as Chris Duhon runs an offense.


Al had lunch at the White House today and in true Al fashion after he was passed the salt no one else touched it the whole meal.


The way Gallo moves I may need to change our offense from "Run & Gun"to "Jog & Hoist".


Sergio will start tonight because upon my review of Saturday's stat sheet he is indeed not named Chris Duhon.

:lol

[lefty]

:rollin

[TinTin]

" Sergio will start tonight because upon my review of Saturday's stat sheet he is indeed not named Chris Duhon."

:lmao

[lefty]

Stephon Marbury won MVP of the All-Star Game in China...looking forward to 3-years from now when Jordan Hill wins ROY there. about 20 hours ago (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/10892753098)via web


People are mad I called J. Hill a "bad rookie". Sorry, what I meant was I don't play rookies who can't rebound, defend or make layups. about 22 hours ago (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/10888887229)via web


What's the difference between today's refs and my wife? My wife has never fucked me that many times in one day. 11:29 AM Mar 21st (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/10834431197)via Tweetie (http://www.atebits.com/)


I agree with Lebron that no one else in the NBA should wear #23...you know, out of respect for what Toney Douglas has done. 2:53 PM Mar 20th (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/10793507283)via Tweetie (http://www.atebits.com/)

I'd be a much bigger fan of Pi Day if I thought Eddy Curry knew the difference between Pi and Pie. 1:34 PM Mar 14th (http://twitter.com/Coach_D_Antoni/status/10486103212)via web

Jeff Van Gundy is the Nate Robinson of broadcasters...he's got a lot of energy and tries really hard, but he really sucks

Every time the PA guy here says O.J. Mayo it's immediately followed by Eddy saying "mmmm mayo". Every time

[lefty]

I really hope it's not a Celts/Lakers final...deciding between rooting for Kobe or Nate is like deciding between herpes or genital warts.

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

"I can't believe Eddy pays a personal chef $6,000/month. Someone should tell him you don't need culinary training to put bacon on ice cream."

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[monosylab1k]

"If Phil says Nash carries I believe him. He's a guy who knows what carrying is...his whole career has been carried by Jordan."