yo I'm new around here, just wanted to say what's up to the ladies

[The Situation]

yo my boy was telling me about this board so I decided to check it out. pretty cool place. also even better there are some nice looking ladies posting here too. let me tell you all a little about the situation.

my name is Mike, but anyone and everyone who knows what's up calls me the Situation. its a nickname that I got after I was showing off my abs in the gym and this dude's girlfriend yelled out "that is a situation right there! so the name stuck and the ladies love it.

I workout 7 days a week, no excuses not to. I tan AT LEAST 3 times a week as well. I always eat right and take care of this incredible body. I can tell ya, when I take my shirt off I fucking look like Rambo no lie. the ladies love the situation. anything else you wanna know just hit me up.

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

You sound like my kind of guy. Are you into anal? :toast

[iilluzioN]

lol your full of it

[Sancha]

You are almost as gay as illuzion... almost.



I hate guidos. Those stupid ass putos.

[CubanSucks]

You are almost as gay as illuzion... almost.



I hate guidos. Those stupid ass putos.

Holy crap on a scale of annoying people based on their avatar

Sancha >>>>>>>>> The Situation

[I. Hustle]

Holy crap on a scale of annoying people based on their avatar

Sancha >>>>>>>>> The Situation

Are you from south Texas? Those type of chicks are everywhere. I saw a million more when I went to Cali though.

[IronMexican]

Exaggeration, brah. Really aren't TOO many. When you go to a house party, they are everywhere, though.

[I. Hustle]

Exaggeration, brah. Really aren't TOO many. When you go to a house party, they are everywhere, though.

Dude, just by looking at your pics you are the exact match for her. Those type of chicks hang around with the guys that dress like you. Tell me I'm lying.

[EmptyMan]

You juicin' bro?

[ashbeeigh]

I was *this* close to creating a Snooki troll last night. But didn't. Whoever created this, props.

[IronMexican]

Dude, just by looking at your pics you are the exact match for her. Those type of chicks hang around with the guys that dress like you. Tell me I'm lying.

I've never hooked up with a chick like that, but they look for anyone willing to fuck, just from my experience.

[In10se]

I've never hooked up with a chick like that, but they look for anyone willing to fuck, just from my experience.

Just curious - if you never hooked up with one, how do you know from experience?

[DoortoDoorsalesman]

I've been in many tantalizing situations over the years.

[IronMexican]

Just curious - if you never hooked up with one, how do you know from experience?

Cause you see em at the parties. They usually don't have a boyfriend and look for guys who aren't at a party with their girlfriend. My brother used to hook up with them a lot. No one really calls them sanchas. Hoodrats is the appropriate word.

[I. Hustle]

I don't know about in Cali but here sancha is the other woman

[XMas TRoLL]

Make sure you ask Phyzik to use his FTP server! :tu

[760Spursfan]

We had a few of them when I was in HS and the crazy thing was a few of them were pretty cute if they let their eyebrows grow naturally and groom them instead of shaving them off and penciling them in like the Mcdonalds arches.

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[DMX7]

You sound like my kind of guy. Are you into anal? :toast

He is, it's his favorite "situation".

[RichardSimmons]

He is, it's his favorite "situation".

Situation satisfaction is what it is all about, :elephant

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Tanning will kill you. Melanoma is not your friend.

[Sal Monella]

Tanning will kill you. Melanoma is not your friend.

Word.

[Sigz]

What a faggot ass nickname.

I'd rather be called Goose or some shit like that.

[lil_penny]

yo broski! shoot me a heiniken and some fuckin jager stat.. im in the fuckin zone!

[Sigz]

LMAO the situation. I fucking hate that guy, but its so fucking funny.

[TenBuckTammy]

yo my boy was telling me about this board so I decided to check it out. pretty cool place. also even better there are some nice looking ladies posting here too. let me tell you all a little about the situation.

my name is Mike, but anyone and everyone who knows what's up calls me the Situation. its a nickname that I got after I was showing off my abs in the gym and this dude's girlfriend yelled out "that is a situation right there! so the name stuck and the ladies love it.

I workout 7 days a week, no excuses not to. I tan AT LEAST 3 times a week as well. I always eat right and take care of this incredible body. I can tell ya, when I take my shirt off I fucking look like Rambo no lie. the ladies love the situation. anything else you wanna know just hit me up.

Guys in your situation are a dime a dozen.

[Pauly D]

ay yo mike is that really you? Ay I already got my reputation up bro, i already been gettin some business done wit some ladies in here. They're pretty easy in here, sooo that's the situation :toast

[Blanche Devereaux]

Honey, you couldn't handle a real woman like me but you can try if you want.

[exstatic]

Back Abs!!!!!!!!

[Pauly D]

Honey, you couldn't handle a real woman like me but you can try if you want.

Damn some of the broads in here are feisty. Honey, I wouldn't even want ur old self