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Venti Quattro
12-22-2009, 06:01 PM
Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

by Neharika Sabharwal (http://www.themedguru.com/user/neharika_sabharwal) - December 6, 2009

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.I love me some more booooobs

Kori Ellis
12-22-2009, 06:45 PM
Sorry. Hoax. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-22-2009, 07:12 PM
Sorry. Hoax. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Don't be so quick to rule this out Kori. I was feeling pretty energized during the bravatar episode.

I. Hustle
12-23-2009, 08:41 AM
Sorry. Hoax. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

http://www.catalogs.com/info/bestof/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/debbie_downer.jpg
Whatever Kori. I am going to stare anyway!

IronMexican
12-23-2009, 12:15 PM
She looks like Eva Angelina in the third pic/

Texas_Ranger
12-23-2009, 01:03 PM
who is that chick??

RedsLakers24
12-23-2009, 01:21 PM
damm you guys made me go to the strip club, o that chick everytime i got to pornhub that chick is always on an ad

panic giraffe
12-23-2009, 05:34 PM
damn way to take down my only joy for the day. could have at least moved it to another forum.

MiamiHeat
12-23-2009, 06:38 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j118/Russ_Diesel/big-tits-car-washing.jpg

I will be honest

I am feeling the healing effects as we speak. I feel better. I got to agree, this story is true.

Bukefal
12-27-2009, 06:48 AM
sweet

Wild Cobra
12-27-2009, 02:41 PM
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
Well, even if we put the Snope's article aside, I would say that the staring more likely shortens life because of over protective boyfriends.

Now even if there was such a study that showed those who stared lived 5 years longer, I would say not because it's healthy to stare, but that it is unhealthy to purposely avoid the charms of women!

DAF86
12-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Why did you remove the "singing chick" post? :depressed

Slydragon
12-27-2009, 09:00 PM
Lets just say it's real and go here
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105381&highlight=boob

BRHornet45
12-28-2009, 01:55 AM
sons stare into my signature and you shall be healed

Scola
12-28-2009, 08:07 AM
How Much Time Do Men Spend Staring At Women Over Their Lifetimes?

MyareCE0cxI

I personally say its time well spent :lol

lefty
12-28-2009, 09:47 AM
Not sure if extends life by 5 years, but it does extend my penis by 250 inches

BlackSwordsMan
12-28-2009, 03:14 PM
agreed

Venti Quattro
12-28-2009, 08:26 PM
They should make another study that goes like this: Can smokers counter the effects of smoking by looking at boobs?

Wild Cobra
12-29-2009, 12:51 PM
Not sure if extends life by 5 years, but it does extend my penis by 250 inches
Maybe 250 µm.

LOL texans
12-29-2009, 03:23 PM
what does sucking them do

ashbeeigh
07-28-2010, 01:42 PM
damnit. I just saw this article tweeted and was going to post it. :madrun

The Gemini Method
07-28-2010, 01:58 PM
what does sucking them do

You'll live forever.

nkdlunch
07-28-2010, 02:34 PM
how many years will staring at cameltoes get me?

CuckingFunt
07-28-2010, 03:54 PM
how many years will staring at cameltoes get me?

Depends on the age of the girl they belong to.

The Gemini Method
07-28-2010, 05:32 PM
how many years will staring at cameltoes get me?

Age and weight play heavily to both endeavors...

Darrin
07-29-2010, 02:04 PM
We need a staring at pussy study!

Blake
07-29-2010, 04:10 PM
Research is showing that talking about calf tats can extend a troll's life.