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DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 01:36 AM
Serge Ibaka: 23 minutes, 12 points, 75% shooting 7 rebounds (4 offensive), 1 block.

This fuck up in particular is special because it is a fuck up from multiple angles, the obvious angle being the fact OKC drafted Ibaka with a pick given to them by Phoenix just so OKC would take a contract (that was expiring), but also the fact OKC turned the 24th pick into a big who can contribute as is but has tons of upside, while in the same draft, all Kerr could do with the 15th pick was turn it into a player who's ceiling is Anderson Varejao but will most likely not have an NBA career beyond his rookie contract.

Thanks a lot Sarver for hiring your college drinking buddy so he could get face fucked by Sam Presti when you could have hired Presti. Great fuckin job.

MavDynasty
12-24-2009, 01:38 AM
:lmao

lol cheap bastards

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 01:42 AM
:lmao

lol cheap bastards


This particularily stings because it reminds you how hopeless the Suns are. Even if Sarver decided not to be cheap tomorrow, this demonstrates how horrible Kerr is at evaluating talent. The day we find out what possibly possessed Kerr to take Robin Blowpez, when every other GM knew he sucked, and when there were countless players with way more talent, is the day after we figure out whether or not god exists.

Thundaluva
12-24-2009, 01:49 AM
:lmao you little bitches got owned!!!

Culburn369
12-24-2009, 01:57 AM
DUNCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed ya...like a headache.

noob cake
12-24-2009, 02:00 AM
Robin Lopez is the 15th pick?

Jesus Christ :bang

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:06 AM
Robin Lopez is the 15th pick?

Jesus Christ :bang


If he ever had a point in his life where he was good at basketball at all, it wouldn't bug me. What bugs me is that other than having a good brother, Lopez had never done anything or demonstrated anything that made him a first round pick. I've become a broken record but it's still mind boggling about how he could have possibly been taken there.

RonMexico
12-24-2009, 02:07 AM
I thought tonight would signal a win simply because Lopez didn't play. Unfortunately, I was wrong. For a team that was closing well at the beginning of the year, they definitely can't right now.

Sarver was courtside, however, so I'm pretty sure his presence demoralized the team. The only reason I didn't go tonight was simply a desire to no longer put any cash in his pocket. Shouldn't he be broke now? Btw, glad to see the Thunder had enough cap room to waive two players and still get Eric Maynor.

Wonder if Kerr and Sarver could learn from that - perhaps it was the fact that OKC sold their highest priced assets (Ray Allen, Kurt Thomas, and the city of Seattle - low blow, sorry - I hate Schultz and Clayboy for the outright theft) instead of their moderately valuable low-cost ones (draft picks - you know, Robert, those intangible papers that let you know the order in which your team is "on the clock"). Robert, again, these were cheaper Marcus Banks and Boris Diaw, since a rookie payscale is in effect league-wide so all you cheap-ass owners can remain in collusion.

Remind me again how trading away Kurt Thomas's expiring contract also required 2 draft picks, while what the Suns got in return (a $6.5m trade exception) went unused and expired? This is what the Eller College of Mgmt Teaches? Were Janet Napolitano and Michael Crow both graduates because they sure have shown a similar prowess for cutting costs AND revenues.

Shouldn't Sarver be broke yet and need to unload the team to someone more competent?

j.dizzle
12-24-2009, 02:09 AM
I wonder when the PHX front office will realize that playing defense is a good thing in the NBA :toast

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:13 AM
Remind me again how trading away Kurt Thomas's expiring contract also required 2 draft picks, while what the Suns got in return (a $6.5m trade exception) went unused and expired?


That move actually makes sense though from a certain perspective, it made Sarver richer and saved him money. It was a horrible basketball decision, but if I had to write an article about why he did it, I'd be able to write that article and give a logical explanation. If a final in a class I was taking required me to give a logical explanation as to why Steve Kerr picked Robin Lopez 15th overall, I'd fail the final. That simply made no sense, from any perspective.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:13 AM
I wonder when the PHX front office will realize that playing defense is a good thing in the NBA :toast


fun > defense

Greg Oden
12-24-2009, 02:14 AM
I hope someone got DOK a vacuum for christmas to suck all the sand out of his vagina.

RonMexico
12-24-2009, 02:15 AM
I wonder when the PHX front office will realize that playing defense is a good thing in the NBA :toast

Lakers don't play defense. They simply have 3 athletic men over 6'10" on the floor who move their feet and jump over the back for rebounds. I guess it is the closest you can find to a "defensive frontcourt" in today's NBA.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:17 AM
This is what the Eller College of Mgmt Teaches?


It teaches you how to manage a business and do what's in the best interest of the business. In Sarver's case, he bought the Suns as an asset he could flip for a nice profit 10 years from when he bought it, his goal with the team is not a long term successful business, his goal is to use the team to make as much money as possible all the while not giving two shits about the kind of shape it's in when he sells it.

FkLA
12-24-2009, 02:20 AM
that goran tragic guy looks like a keeper...

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:21 AM
that goran tragic guy looks like a keeper...


He sure did against the Spurs you fuckin Manu > Dirk moron faggot.

RonMexico
12-24-2009, 02:22 AM
It teaches you how to manage a business and do what's in the best interest of the business. In Sarver's case, he bought the Suns as an asset he could flip for a nice profit 10 years from when he bought it, his goal with the team is not a long term successful business, his goal is to use the team to make as much money as possible all the while not giving two shits about the kind of shape it's in when he sells it.

Basically will take anyone who is a greedy asshole and show him how to be a better one on a larger scale. He should be keynote speaker for 10 years to come.

Forget anything about fans or the people, or even the children.

FkLA
12-24-2009, 02:23 AM
He sure did against the Spurs you fuckin Manu > Dirk moron faggot.

i was being serious bitch, he looks like he could be a solid player.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:25 AM
i was being serious bitch, he looks like he could be a solid player.


Well then my bad, calling him Tragic gave me the wrong idea :toast

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:28 AM
Basically will take anyone who is a greedy asshole and show him how to be a better one on a larger scale. He should be keynote speaker for 10 years to come.

Forget anything about fans or the people, or even the children.


Sarver doesn't care about the fans, or anything basketball related, and never has. Him sitting court side with that fuckin foam finger is just an image thing to try to show people he cares about the team. What he's doing with the Suns is no different than someone buying a house they have no intention of living in and then selling it several years later for a nice profit.

j.dizzle
12-24-2009, 02:34 AM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/06playoffs_sarver_r1g1_1.jpg (http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/06playoffs_sarver_r1g1_1.jpg)
atleast hes got good taste in clothes...

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 02:37 AM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/06playoffs_sarver_r1g1_1.jpg (http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/06playoffs_sarver_r1g1_1.jpg)
atleast hes got good taste in clothes...


Robert Sarver is the epitome of why I stopped being a practicing Jew......I try to not associate with a group of people that is so full of pretentious, money grubbing, phony and slimy assholes.

jonnybravo
12-24-2009, 03:19 AM
I was really impressed with him against our bigs. He was pretty physical in there and really got after Pau.

mojorizen7
12-24-2009, 04:03 AM
I wonder when the PHX front office will realize that playing defense is a good thing in the NBA :toast
The problem lies with the bulk of the season ticket fanbase IMO. The culture has been offense offense and more offense since i can remember.

The paying fanbase simply doesn't have the patience to build a team thru the draft and cheer for a defensively oriented team.

:bang Thats what i believe and i'm fucking tired of it. Tired of Steve Nash,tired of SSOL,tired of soft teams,tired of the volleyball-tip-drill rebounding method,tired of shit drafting and disgusted with the annual pathetic defense.:bang

IMO it may never come. I'm a loyal fan.
RAMS for 30 years.
SUNS for 28 years.....i'm very close to kicking this team to the curb.
They made this bed,now they gotta lie in it....fuck 'em.
:hat

Culburn369
12-24-2009, 04:16 AM
O & 42!

Welcome back, fuckface.

usdane
12-24-2009, 04:18 AM
The problem lies with the bulk of the season ticket fanbase IMO. The culture has been offense offense and more offense since i can remember.

The paying fanbase simply doesn't have the patience to build a team thru the draft and cheer for a defensively oriented team.

:bang Thats what i believe and i'm fucking tired of it. Tired of Steve Nash,tired of SSOL,tired of soft teams,tired of the volleyball-tip-drill rebounding method,tired of shit drafting and disgusted with the annual pathetic defense.:bang

IMO it may never come. I'm a loyal fan.
RAMS for 30 years.
SUNS for 28 years.....i'm very close to kicking this team to the curb.
They made this bed,now they gotta lie in it....fuck 'em.
:hat

Let it out brother, don't hold it all inside anymore. Only then can the healing begin.

Now say it with me: I love the Lakers and hate the Celtics. Son you can find healing and can find satisfaction in multiple rings and championships :lobt: with the Lakers for many years to come.

milkshakeballa
12-24-2009, 06:27 AM
Robert Sarver is the epitome of why I stopped being a practicing Jew......I try to not associate with a group of people that is so full of pretentious, money grubbing, phony and slimy assholes.


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dok hdit

shit man u mad bra? dont be 2 ,ad man you only live once brha u dont wanna waste it man...fuk the suns be a laker fan man we great!

Culburn369
12-24-2009, 06:58 AM
Yeah, DUNCAN, get your crawlin' on, ya tin weasel.

pauls931
12-24-2009, 09:37 AM
Yup, Robin Lopez has me scratching my head. How did they pick a guy that is so uncoordinated and SLOW...

Against the spurs, I saw him do a pump fake and his guy went up in the air for what seemed 2 seconds. It took Lopez a second to realize his guy jumped and to go around him for the dunk. Fuckin Amare would have dunked the damn ball before Lopez knew what the hell was going on in that situation.

I think Kerr was a desparate moron. Everyone knew Pho went for years without a decent defensive big so last draft he probably figured he had to get a big no matter what.

What's frustrating is Lopez sucks so badly, there's no way to trade him. He's low salary so they don't gain anything dumping him for free either. Notice he doesn't even get to play some games, proper thing to do, but not what you want to see from a first round pick.

At least dragic is showing some potential. Lopez... Nash is better at D than him, that's how bad he is.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
12-24-2009, 10:55 AM
I think Kerr was a desparate moron. Everyone knew Pho went for years without a decent defensive big so last draft he probably figured he had to get a big no matter what.


That's a pretty good explanation IMO.....he picked Blowpez and sold the fans a bill of goods they wanted to hear. Since Lopez is white (or at least light skinned) and went to Stanford, he could use Lopez to lead his PR campaign about how the team would now be able to use blue collar defensive specialists since Antoni was too stubborn to ever use them......and the truth is that's just the opposite of what Lopez is. He's an athletic 7 footer who gets by on nothing other than raw talent. He's extremely lazy and he's anything but a defensive specialist or hard worker. But Kerr is right D'antoni would have never used Lopez, reason being Lopez sucks.

Goran Tragic
12-24-2009, 11:09 AM
That's a pretty good explanation IMO.....he picked Blowpez and sold the fans a bill of goods they wanted to hear. Since Lopez is white (or at least light skinned) and went to Stanford, he could use Lopez to lead his PR campaign about how the team would now be able to use blue collar defensive specialists since Antoni was too stubborn to ever use them......and the truth is that's just the opposite of what Lopez is. He's an athletic 7 footer who gets by on nothing other than raw talent. He's extremely lazy and he's anything but a defensive specialist or hard worker. But Kerr is right D'antoni would have never used Lopez, reason being Lopez sucks.


What frustrates me is Lopez looks like he lacks the ability to control his body. That CAN'T be fixed. His mind/nervous system simply can't control his body, unfixable.

Culburn369
12-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Yep-er-do, O & 42 is imminent, boys.

tee, hee.

Fun n Gun
12-25-2009, 01:42 AM
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.....just enjoy the show!!

vicphoenix13
12-25-2009, 02:50 AM
The Suns biggest failure has been to find a quality defensive center to help Amare out. This team routinely gets abused on the boards because they don't have any toughness at center.

Culburn369
12-25-2009, 06:00 AM
He'd begged for Daddy. Was happy as shit to get him. Then once he was here, he wasn't happy no more.

Amare is a Grade A assholePERIOD

mystargtr34
12-25-2009, 06:34 AM
Suns should make a play for Marcin Gortat. He is athletic, can run the floor and plays great defense.

TDMVPDPOY
12-25-2009, 06:51 AM
Suns should make a play for Marcin Gortat. He is athletic, can run the floor and plays great defense.

dude his only avg what ? 4 4 atm...and is overpaid for that production

pauls931
12-25-2009, 10:04 PM
Watching the Suns/Clips game. Lopez comes in... first offensive play he draws an offensive foul. It's not like the refs are picking on him, it's completely obvious he's elbowing his defender in the neck to get position. God he sucks.

Culburn369
12-25-2009, 10:08 PM
Well, fuck me, I was so busy fightin' the fight out front the Suns came in the back and gave me an ass pounding of gargantuan proportions.

It's been a catastrophic Xmas! All my teams went belly up.