The Best Troll in ST History

[scanry]

This could get interesting, but they've been quite a few over the past few years.

SpursDynasty
LeCrab
MiamiHeat/ChrisRichards
ChrisRichards/MiamiHeat
Culburn369
KBP/Indazone
Tacker
GregOden
GoranDragic
Conan
Lakarluva
OJ Mayo
Chris Fall
Tyson Chandler
BUMP
Rogue
Dr House
Rappin' Shaq
Native American

Could add a few more, but my pick would be SpursDynasty & LeCrab!!!

[scanry]

Could update the list as they come along.. :hat

[Mavs_man_41]

none of those guys are the best IMO, except GregOden and GoranDragic deserve recognition. probably have to be rogue back in the day before he drank too much freon and went retarded

[MiamiHeat]

how many times I have to say I am not ChrisRichards

ask Kori if you like.

[whottt]

Not even close. None of those guys rate.

The best troll in the history of this board(and possibly in internet history) went by the name of Conan.

This guy trolled the shit out of me and everyone else..Put it this way, I myself knew he was a hardcore Spurfan to the core posing as a Lakerfan, and I still signed on the banishment movement against him for his trolling against the Spurs. He was insanely good at trolling :tu

Other than that, the best one is me.

I am still waiting for the day someone guesses whose troll I actually am. No one has even come close yet.

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm gonna go with lakaluva..he's become accepted here as a regular poster, that's how great of a troll he is..

the best troll of 2009 is Native American IMO..he hasn't posted much, but quality>quantity..

[Mavs_man_41]

I'm gonna go with lakaluva..he's become accepted here as a regular poster, that's how great of a troll he is..

the best troll of 2009 is Native American IMO..he hasn't posted much, but quality>quantity..

:wtf how is lakaluva a good troll? he just sucks. half the time i don't even think he's trolling, just posting his regular shitty takes.

[HarlemHeat37]

exactly..I don't think anybody can be that bad of a poster, so my theory is that he's a troll..which makes him a good one..

[Venti Quattro]

OJ Mayo

[Mavs_man_41]

exactly..I don't think anybody can be that bad of a poster, so my theory is that he's a troll..which makes him a good one..

but he's not really creating mass havoc or pissing people off with really funny/creative posts. he's just kind of there and a little bit annoying

[sonic21]

Rappin' Shaq

[urunobili]

Other than that, the best one is me.

I am still waiting for the day someone guesses whose troll I actually am. No one has even come close yet.

Whottt with his classic (and predictable) Rocket fan alter ego... :wakeup

Now it makes sense... you never left.. you've just been feeding your troll's post count :lol

[Rogue]

the irony is I'm actually not trying to be a troll while being considered a troll. I'm only considered a troll when i post seriously, but when I'm intentionally trolling you guys treat me as a decent poster, like monosylab1k.

[Brazil]

SD / Rappin' Shaq / House in that order

[MiamiHeat]

the irony is I'm actually not trying to be a troll while being considered a troll. I'm only considered a troll when i post seriously, but when I'm intentionally trolling you guys treat me as a decent poster, like monosylab1k.

:lol:lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

WTF? That OJ Mayo troll was terrible. Not even remotely funny.

[Chieflion]

WTF? That OJ Mayo troll was terrible. Not even remotely funny.
The only reason why you think my troll isn't funny is because you loser Laker fans who can't take a joke get trolled all the time.

[hater]

I am still waiting for the day someone guesses whose troll I actually am. No one has even come close yet.

maybe because.... nobody gives a shit

[benefactor]

Rappin' Shaq
:tu

[Hemotivo]

Other than that, the best one is me.


:wakeup

[whottt]

maybe because.... nobody gives a shit

You know...I was almost thinking something along those lines myself...and then you replied and let me know it was not so. sombody does indeed give a shit.

Thanks for that :tu

[whottt]

Whottt with his classic (and predictable) Rocket fan alter ego... :wakeup

Now it makes sense... you never left.. you've just been feeding your troll's post count :lol

Just because it has more posts and was made first doesn't mean it's the troll...it's the intent that determines that.



You doubt my sincerity? Hmm...I made this nic orginally to troll trolls with at the WOAI message boards, made it go after Conan with in fact.


Since that time it's been my own personal never ending tribute to Ric Flair(and no that is not my real nic) and the stupidity of the collective er marks and er...the stupid. Playing the crowd in true heel fashion and getting over massively by doing so. I mean...a message board without good trolls truly is like wrestling without good heels. And I have never been anything more than an amplified reflection of the of crowd. Easily played at least for me.


Every death threat I have recieved(at least 7 of them), every challenge to meet for a fight, everything threat of physical violence against me..has been the applause I was seeking.

One might thing with all the lengthy and seemingly passionate posts I have made that this in someway is a reflection of the true me...while that might be the case to some extent, it really isn't.

This nic is nothing more than a troll job that I could turn off at any point I wanted and continue using my other rather non-descript but nontheless well established nic.


I could prove what a great troll I am by hi-jacking this thread and carrying it to 20 or so pages, driving even the most tolerant posters who were to continue reading to the brink of their own sanity, if they didn't get "it"...there are certainly enough idiots already in it to easily accomplish that...taking it down to where it was just me and the idiots I sought...however, I've already done that thousands of times.

I think to prove what a truly masterful troll job this was, I'll simply stop doing it.


You will never see another post from this nic, this ip, this email address or the known trolls associated with it again. I will however still log on with it to check PM's etc.

I am not leaving the board. I will still be a posting member of this board, just not under a nic anyone knows, and no one, not even those I have pissed off the most will ever guess my other nic.

It's entirely possible I will make a post in this thread before it's end.

Every heel makes a face turn eventually, and you just happened to be the guy in the ring with me when it happened.

Congrats. :tu

*poof*

[Pero]

Kori Ellis is pretty good, it's like she owns this site or something. :D

[Double-Up]

The only reason why you think my troll isn't funny is because you loser Laker fans who can't take a joke get trolled all the time.

Your troll? I though he was dirk4mvp. :lol

[urunobili]

Every heel makes a face turn eventually, and you just happened to be the guy in the ring with me when it happened.

Congrats. :tu

*poof*

I'm kinda sad though... I was just thinking about inviting you and chump a beer in Austin in February 13th as I have some spare tickets for the Longhorns basketball game that day there... If I don't get to know what your new troll is and if whottt is meant to be no more i won't get to get that done... sad :depressed :cry

[JamStone]

Rappin Shaq and then SpursDynasty, but I value intentional entertainment over spam comedy so Rappin Shaq definitely has the edge.

LeCrab wasn't that great. Trust me. BUMP and mono each have like 10 trolls each better than LeCrab. Edit: but we'll see how that franchise does under new ownership.

[Sancha]

*ahem*

[Goran Tragic]

Goran Dragic, the troll with a troll.

[Thunder Dan]

who was the troll who trolled the Spurs board and when he signed off he said "chow". He would post stupid trades like he was an insider. I read some of his posts last year and started laughing. There are a couple in the classic threads section. I'm sure some old schoolers can help

[Thunder Dan]

here is who I was looking for, Jonathan. This thread is funny

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47893

[Goran Dragic]

God, Whottt is such a self-loving faggot.

[Goran Dragic]

maybe because.... nobody gives a shit


Whottt gives a shit about himself more than the rest of the world combined.

[stretch]

Spursdynasty did the best troll jobs

Rappin' Shaq wasn't a true troll, just a funny alternate account

[Goran Dragic]

LOL Texans is by far the worst troll.

[stretch]

here is who I was looking for, Jonathan. This thread is funny

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47893

LMAO

i forgot about jonathan

short lived, but was one of the best ever

[TDMVPDPOY]

killbillpana....fkn crap poster, i th ink this tool also g ot banned from realgm, cause he kept on posting about euro players > certain nba players

[dirk4mvp]

I don't think OJ Mayo was used right. He talks and sounds pretty much like a white guy, but the troll on here was cussing Laker fans out and calling them faggots (even tho they are).

[dirk4mvp]

And it's too bad timvp doesn't log into spursdynasty anymore, cuz I think he wins this easily. He used to get under people's skin pretty bad until they figured his schtick out.

[cherylsteele]

I wonder if whott's troll is hoops czar?

naaah.

Maybe whott is the troll username, and the troll is that actual poster?

naaah.

[Charlie-In-The-Box]

Not even close. None of those guys rate.

The best troll in the history of this board(and possibly in internet history) went by the name of Conan.
No one has even come close yet.


Conan and bear were the shit!

http://web.archive.org/web/20001210072800/www.woai.com/ubbscgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=San+Antonio+Spurs+Discussion&number=1&DaysPrune=1000&LastLogin=


remember RevHill?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010409165123/www.woai.com/ubbscgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=San+Antonio+Spurs+Discussion&number=1&DaysPrune=1000&LastLogin=


more oldies.

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://woai.com

[Indazone]

KBP and never in a million years could I come up with all that Euro stuff.

LOL

[MavTalker]

The best troll job ever is Duncan228 because no one has a clue it's really Laker Lanny

[BadOdor]

KBP and never in a million years could I come up with all that Euro stuff.

LOL


lol fake greek from arkansas indazone giving himself praise.

Mouse iz da best!

[TIMMYD!]

Wait, so Chieflion is a troll?
He's my favorite Spurs poster.

[DAF86]

I know who KBP is.

[Medvedenko]

Who's troll am I...........

[urunobili]

I know who KBP is.

whottt?

[DAF86]

whottt?

I can't tell, maybe he will come clean someday.

[stretch]

1billups1

[Tree hugger]

Who's troll am I...........

Your MomBear

[JJ Hickson]

The only reason why you think my troll isn't funny is because you loser Laker fans who can't take a joke get trolled all the time.


:lmao @ you defending your lame ass troll as if it actually bothered anybody. You don't even know how to properly troll son. Leave it to mavfan. They know what they doing.

[MavDynasty]

I <3 my owner.

[Xevious]

Time to add iilluzioN (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15465) to the list?

[iilluzioN]

nahh

[Venti Quattro]

Time to add iilluzioN (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15465) to the list?
He's a cocksucker bringing up the LOL and LMAO threads and flooding the first page of the NBA Forum. That's not a good troll.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

He's a cocksucker bringing up the LOL and LMAO threads and flooding the first page of the NBA Forum. That's not a good troll.


This is the same faggot who called himself "The hottest clubber".

[gaKNOW!blee]

SD probably got the most responses...with most of the people actually thinking he was serious lol. Including me when I first started replying to the threads.

[Mavs_man_41]

the mav fans on this board collectively have gotten more panties in a wad and done it in a rather hilarious way more so than any other poster or fanbase

[iilluzioN]

lol, SJAX!!!

[Indazone]

I know who KBP is.

tell us so we will all know

[Chieflion]

:lmao @ you defending your lame ass troll as if it actually bothered anybody. You don't even know how to properly troll son. Leave it to mavfan. They know what they doing.
Sucker, the only thing you know how to do is to insult other races. Not that it means anything, you just can't troll.

[JMarkJohns]

Dog (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77736)

[IronMexican]

BarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBark!!!

[JMarkJohns]

BarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBarkBark!!!

Yep

[IronMexican]

It made me lol, though.

[JMarkJohns]

It made me lol, though.

Yep

[hater]

You know...I was almost thinking something along those lines myself...and then you replied and let me know it was not so. sombody does indeed give a shit.

Thanks for that :tu

keep telling yourself somebody gives a shit.

whatever helps you get up in the morning...

[dirk4mvp]

hater should be the last person to have a say on who's the best or worst troll. There's never been anything from him besides diarrea of the keyboard and should probably swallow a cup of nails :tu

[hater]

hater should be the last person to have a say on who's the best or worst troll. There's never been anything from him besides diarrea of the keyboard and should probably swallow a cup of nails :tu

"swallow a cup of nails" what the fuck? are you the Wile E Coyote or something?

[mookie_crew]

UGH

The nba forum is so mainstream now. I hate it.

[scanry]

Native American

"The sun can only shine for parts of the day. Be wary of the white man with a horse. He shall conquer you with no hesitation or remorse. And the wind blows hard in the night. And when I say "wind" I mean Josh Howard. And when I say "in the night" I mean "on the pipe." Josh Howard blows hard on the pipe."

[cornbread]

Spursdynasty and Mouse are the only trolls that matter.

[Ignignokt]

UGH

The nba forum is so mainstream now. I hate it.

THis troll!

[rockets]

The ones that stick out to me are

SpursDynasty-because of his obvious schtick that everyone took seriously

BUMP-Classic troll. some guy who just fucks with people to get a response, and probably starts cracking up whenever they dish out insults

lakaluva-sort of like BUMP except the Laker version

Dr House-will make some douche thread, then leave

[lil_penny]

native american has been comming on strong as of late.. may take over spursdynasty's spot if he keeps thiis up

[Dirk Nowitzki]

LETS GO MAVS! LETS GO MAVS! LETS GO MAVS!


:clap:clap:clap:elephant:elephant:elephant

[dirk4mvp]

LETS GO MAVS! LETS GO MAVS! LETS GO MAVS!


:clap:clap:clap:elephant:elephant:elephant

Woah wtf? Where has this guy been?

[Hooters Girl]

Wow you guys have short memories just like your cocks.

[Rappin Granny]

sorry ass bitches don't know a good troll
sucking on a 40 and smoking dat bowl
think your eating pussy but it's really just taint
sniff on granny's G string it will make you faint
want to suck my titties then get them off the ground
they call me rappin granny because I don't fuck around

[eisfeld]

Jonathan - not the best troll but maybe the funniest ... Chow
KBP - before he went insane und just posted the same old stuff over and over again
SpursDynasty - Unfortunately his stuff grew old and he didn't come up with something new

[Indazone]

sorry ass bitches don't know a good troll
sucking on a 40 and smoking dat bowl
think your eating pussy but it's really just taint
sniff on granny's g string it will make you faint
want to suck my titties then get them off the ground
they call me rappin granny because i don't fuck around

haha ftw!!

[Phillip]

.

[AaronY]

Native American

"The sun can only shine for parts of the day. Be wary of the white man with a horse. He shall conquer you with no hesitation or remorse. And the wind blows hard in the night. And when I say "wind" I mean Josh Howard. And when I say "in the night" I mean "on the pipe." Josh Howard blows hard on the pipe."
LMAO

[StrengthAndHonor]

killbillpana....fkn crap poster, i th ink this tool also g ot banned from realgm, cause he kept on posting about euro players > certain nba players

:lol x 1000000000000

I remember that dude in RGM. He always typed in broken english. I don't know if that's intentional but he would get under peoples skin.

The thing is some people would always ignore him but he was persistent and quote everone, eventually every poster would end up arguing with him. Mark of a true troll indeed. :lol

[benefactor]

lol, SJAX!!!
:lol hottest clubber

det was a good time

[redzero]

I can't tell, maybe he will come clean someday.

Maybe not.

[benefactor]

Maybe not.
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Anthony6955/gifs/spinningimpaler.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Maybe not.
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