50 Things for Spurs fans to do while waiting for Game 2

[Kori Ellis]

#1 Start threads in this forum, bitching and blaming.

#2 Make a Eva Longoria/Tony Parker Dart Board.

[gophergeorge]

#? Write come back soon letters to Malik

[50 cent]

Come back soon letters to Malik? Hell, if we didn't have Nazr, we would have lost by 30+ last night.

[Kori Ellis]

^^ Don't ruin the thread with side comments.

This is just supposed to be a funny list.

[Phenomanul]

# 4 Start writing more "odes" or "poems" or "raps".... :lol

[Kori Ellis]

#5 Watch the 2003 Championship DVD.

[Phenomanul]

#6 Construct Voo-doo dolls of the Nuggets players...

[exstatic]

#7 Cry about Brent ofer two Barry not getting enough minutes.

[Ishta]

#8 Watch The Memorial Day Miracle over and over and OVER!!

[samikeyp]

#9 burn your new silver Spurs wristband because you are convinced its bad luck! (or was that just me?) :lol

[2centsworth]

#9 Play basketball and elbow anyone who looks at you wrong.

[Phenomanul]

#10 Start calling Phil Jackson!!!! Just Kidding. Or am I???

[GrandeDavid]

#10 See how your NFL team did in the draft.

[GrandeDavid]

#11 Try to get some work done...just a little!

[gophergeorge]

#12 Have a beer for each missed shot by the Spurs. Two for each missed in the 4th.

[Ishta]

#13 Hope Pop has an ephiany by Wenesday

[Kori Ellis]

#14 Teach Spurs fans how to count

[Ishta]

#14 Teach Spurs fans how to countlol

#15 Curse &throw things at biased comentators who are screaming Spurs demise to world!


it'll make you feel better!

[TNT21]

#15 Stop bitching and complaining!

[SpursWoman]

#16 Make fiesta parade float with a RC monster truck and tissue paper flowers. :)

[Rydia]

#17 Stay home from work until they win on Wednesday

(Trust me...I think 20 people laughed in my face today...the world sucks)

[TMTTRIO]

#15: Start trade Tim, Tony, and Manu threads for someone else

[mouse]

# 18 Visit the Club and talk about LJ having to walk home bare foot :lmao

[Ishta]

#19 Drink:lol

[infinite styles]

#20 Avoid any sports programs that provide "Objective and Inlightened Opinions"

[CAPARG]

#21 Believe....or not believe???

[BigVee]

21. Teach Spurs fans how to spell.

[mouse]

#22 Dig through the laundry basket to maybe find the boxers they had on during the *99 season. :lmao

[Amuseddaysleeper]

#22 have our own "game 2" featuring the board members with spurs in skins and nuggets in shirts

[Phenomanul]

#23 Make a histogram of Spurstalk users and their nationality, and one of their negativity.

[gay abc]

#24 - make a :smokin run for me and mouse :lol

believe me - we need it

[nickbroken]

#25 Beat up my Laker loving brother who called me just to laugh at me about the loss lastnight..that little punk is gonna get it!

[Ishta]

#26 Visit the Alamo

[SpursWoman]

# 27 Keep refreshing Spurs.com to see if the box score from last night changes to signify yes, that was just a bad dream.








Edit: Sorry....Ishta must have slipped that in while I still had the reply window open. Seriously, I know how to count.... :oops

[mouse]

#28 Start a living will before they swing from the ...........

http://www.clawfootsupply.com/images/cr1.jpg

[Shelly]

#29 Send vodoo curses (www.pinstruck.com) to all the Nuggets.

apparently, pinstruck.com is a nugget fan...

[timvp]

#30 Believe.

[SpursWoman]

crap.... n/m :cuss :cuss

[timvp]

#31 http://www.pbsbih.ba/sport/2003/juni/09/malik%20rose.jpg

[Useruser666]

32. Tell mouse that 27 comes after 26, not 28.

These threads suck because things get out of sequence so quick!

[Shelly]

pardon the interruption, but......









YES!!! THE CURSES!!!!


Thanks for the link (again)...I forgot all about it. I gotta go now, I've got some emails to send. :devil



please continue.... :oops

ot--is the site working? I got a cannot be found page

[Kori Ellis]

Mouse was accomodating for SW's miscount.

[Useruser666]

Mouse was accomodating for SW's miscount.

Damn SW! I got boondoggled!

[nickbroken]

#33 Be grateful this isn't football and that our season isn't over with one game.Contrary to what some fans here seem to think. :drunk

[mouse]

# 35 wait till around 4 in the morning and sneak to thier car and slowly peel that
" Go Spurs Go " sticker off their bumpers :lmao

[GrandeDavid]

#36-Bombard Mouse's house with taco bell burritos until he mows his damn lawn.

[Ginofan]

#37 Take out your fustration and anger on co-workers.

[KEDA]

#38 Drink until you forget it happened!

[mouse]

#39 Visit SR and laugh your ass off while Romper room Implodes :lmao

[2centsworth]

#40 Suffocate the neighbor

[Jimcs50]

41. Pass out the cyanide capsules to all Spurs fans in the forum.

[ALVAREZ6]

#42 Kill a Nuggets fan

[duncan2k5]

#43 avoid all those "friends" who were laughing at me when spurs lost

[Jimcs50]

44. Get the players orders in.

http://www.landbigfish.com/images/store/thumbs/GLoom-PhaseOnet.gif

[SPURS21]

45: watch 50 cents signature
46: study for finals!

[Shelly]

crap.... n/m :cuss :cuss


IIRC, that year you also made smoke come out of the treadmill and/or ellipitcal. Start running! :lol

[SpursWoman]

IIRC, that year you also made smoke come out of the treadmill and/or ellipitcal. Start running! :lol


I've got to get my stamina back up by WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?





Do what I gotta do, I guess.... :lol :drunk

[gospursgojas]

#47 Go downtown and enjoy fiesta......WAIT ITS OVER!!!!

[50 cent]

#37 Take out your fustration and anger on co-workers.

I've been doing that all day. Stay out of my way until Thursday morning.

[Shelly]

Number 48


I've got to get my stamina back up by WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?





Do what I gotta do, I guess.... :lol :drunk

[polandprzem]

#49 Take a beer and wait till the Spurs win the series to drink it. (test for toughness)

[mouse]

#50 watch the Mavericks beat the Rockets in game two.

[angel_luv]

Go to Ihop and insisit they stop serving the Denver omelette.

[johnny00]

50(a) Replace broken television and shoe which I was unable to get out of the t.v. set

[LilMissSPURfect]

51. Think positive ! We lost game 1 in 03 ' as well !

GO SPURS !

[LilMissSPURfect]

sorry i got carried away.....50 B !

[Dre_7]

52. Wait for game 2

[Ishta]

53. Pretend game 1 didn't happen..

[Ishta]

#54.. This is the best one.. Being thankful we are not LAKER fans:angel :angel :angel

[pooh]

#55 - Sit back and enjoy game two of the Pacers/Celtics series tonight, and laugh at that pathetic Sports Sunday opening last night! Haha...Star Wars...Using a movie in which a "Good guy" turns pure "Evil." So they're not "good guys" after all huh? :)

Go Pacers!

[HEAVY-D]

#56...create SPURS altar on top of your big screen complete with candles, #9 jerseys, Spurs car flags and shot glasses of Tequila.

#56b...Drink shots of Tequila.

[1Parker1]

#57. Explain to Pooh this is a Spurs thread and that there are no Pacers fans around here
#58. Ban Pacers fan from the forum :)

[Phenomanul]

#59 Hire a hit on Jack Nies???

[SpursWoman]

#56...create SPURS altar on top of your big screen complete with candles, #9 jerseys, Spurs car flags and shot glasses of Tequila.


So I need to move mine from by my computer to the TV? :lol

[FilSpursFan]

#60 Shave my head and become a Buddhist...

[Rummpd]

62. Remember the Alamo!
63. Memorize famous John B. speech from Animal House, it ain't over till we say its over.....
64. Call out Commander to sack up the troups again.
65. Go out and get some beer for Wed.
66. Breathe, eat and go through the motions of a depressed life waiting for the sun to surely rise on Th AM.

[texbound]

67. Find out where the Nugget players are staying and put ticks carrying rickettsia rickettsii in their beds.

[Ginofan]

I've been doing that all day. Stay out of my way until Thursday morning.

I think i've got mine pretty much trained. They know not to say a word to me if the Spurs lost the previous night, other wise I turn into super-bitch. :lol

68. Watch the Dal/Hou game

[texbound]

69. <-----Just do this

[Slomo]

70. Buy Spurs bumper sticker and put it on the rental car you are returning to Houston in two days :)

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

71. have 12 different posters simulate game 2 on NBA LIVE where the spurs win 139 to 130, thanks to Tim Duncan with 60 pts 30 rebounds and 15 blocks.

[RobinsontoDuncan]

72. Get laid ( mitigates the pain)

73. Research eastern medical cures for sprianed ankles

[Nikos]

74. Watch Spurs 03 title DVD.

[ALVAREZ6]

75. Watch Andres Nocioni dominate the Wizards

[ALVAREZ6]

76. Kidnap the Nuggets fruity mascot and hang him!

[GoldToe]

77. http://img136.exs.cx/img136/166/homavatar378801ln.gif

[tw05baller]

make sure najeras hand is really "broken"

[maxpower]

78. List reasons why one barry is better than the other.

[Rummpd]

79. Keep this list going until game 2. THE CHAIN Must continue.

[Trooper 2112]

80. get this thread to balloon to 125 things by wed.

[Summers]

79. Keep this list going until game 2. THE CHAIN Must continue.

:lol Agreed. These will be the longest 46 hours of my life.

81. Bathe the baby... again... cause he's NOT getting a bath Wednesday night.

[mookie2001]

70. Buy Spurs bumper sticker and put it on the rental car you are returning to Houston in two days :)

slomos the stuff

you should buy like 1000 spurs sticker
couldnt they sell for like $250-$300 over there?

[Rummpd]

IMO

Treat each possession like gold. Denver will come in smelling blood, Spurs need to jump on them quickly and make game one look like the abberation I still believe it will prove to be. Key on getting more defensive rebounds and continue to pound offensive boards.

Ramp up defense from the onset and key on Miller early. Lost in the loss was the stout defense Spurs also played in second most of way.

Parker needs to get off and be assertive from the get go. He must bounce back and is the key to the series IMO, sack up Tony. This is critical as it also saves Manu for the second when historically he takes over, especially when Parker gets a good start.

Rasho (hopefully) is needed for a good 15 minutes either starting or coming in for a few, then let Nazr play most of the rest barring foul trouble.

Robinson needs 10 minutes minimum, find a way to get him his minutes Pop.

Believe - this series is a long way from over and those of you at the SBC come out loud.

[Mark in Austin]

71. Call it like you see it: if Jay Howard was still doing play-by-play, this never would have happened.

[Mark in Austin]

72. Start a pool to guess Barkley's weight.

[Mark in Austin]

73. Pray that TNT will keep Magic Johnson away from the studio

[Mark in Austin]

74. Do a spectrographic analysis of Mike Fratello's head to see what happened to his hair.

[mookie2001]

if jay howard was still running stuff
barry would have 7 bangs a night

[LilMissSPURfect]

75. keep checking to see who doesnt have anything better to do....
:spin

[ducks]

76. have a life for a few days staying away from this depressed place

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

53. put the wrong number down to see if it confuses anyone

[LilMissSPURfect]

some funny ones i found on the web ....they sure beat sitting around sulking :-}



77. Pretend your computer mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
78. Mow your lawn with scissors.
79. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture.
80. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

81. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

82. Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're
waiting for your document.

[ShoogarBear]

Do they have Lime disease in San Antonio?

[unnosy]

91) pray that we do not get the same result as the mavs.
at least that prayer is bound to last till after wednesday's game.

[RashoFan]

#92- go down to the local" Botanica" and see if they have the GO SPURS GO (prayer) candle...I remember them from a year or 2 ago..haven't seen them yet this season.....

[unnosy]

93) find out where the nuggs are staying and totally freak them out by chanting all night. come wednesday, they will be too sleepy eyed to focus.

[Summers]

#92- go down to the local" Botanica" and see if they have the GO SPURS GO (prayer) candle...I remember them from a year or 2 ago..haven't seen them yet this season.....

:lol Do they really make those? I am SO building a Spurs/SPAM altar around that!

[Ishta]

#94 go to an atm get some money out... when the atm dispenses the cash start jumping up and down screaming I WON I WON

[Summers]

93) find out where the nuggs are staying and totally freak them out by chanting all night. come wednesday, they will be too sleepy eyed to focus.

Ya know... that's not a bad idea!! :lol Alternately, we could blare "Y'all ready for this?" from a stereo...

[Ishta]

Ya know... that's not a bad idea!! :lol Alternately, we could blare "Y'all ready for this?" from a stereo...

True, true, but how do we go about finding out this info... My little girls could stand outside screaming their little girl scream.. TRUST me a dead person could not sleep thru little girls squealing!!!:elephant

[desflood]

True, true, but how do we go about finding out this info... My little girls could stand outside screaming their little girl scream.. TRUST me a dead person could not sleep thru little girls squealing!!!:elephant
I've got a couple of screechy kids to pitch in to the effort :devil

[Ishta]

#95 Call on the basketball Gods to ensure the refs get it right

[Rummpd]

96: Be glad you don't live in Dallas.

[Jdspur20]

97. make fun of my mavs freinds
98. watch sports movies

[Ishta]

I think we've way out did ourselves on this one!! At least it's helping to keep our minds somewhat clear!!!! Let's GO

[Jdspur20]

99. so we can get this closer to 100 reasons

[Phenomanul]

#101 Hire some vixens to sit behind the Nuggets bench to show some skin and distract the Nuggets players throughout Game 2.

[sa_butta]

#102-change thread to 1050 more things for Spurs fans to do while waiting for game 2.

[tw05baller]

103
jump on the houston bandwagon

[Rummpd]

102) Take a break from it all and think less than 24 hours to a Denver execution.

[milkyway21]

103) Pray that TD rests on those "extra"days off and get his revenge Wednesday.

104) While, enjoying the news "Dallas lost twice to Houston". I told you so, mouse...:lol

[jalbre6]

#101 Hire some vixens to sit behind the Nuggets bench to show some skin and distract the Nuggets players throughout Game 2.

All I could think of is that picture of the woman in white with incredible tits that ABC kept showing behind Phil Jackson last year in the Finals. :lol

[jalbre6]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/jalbre6/behindphillum.jpg

I knew I still had that file!

[Crafty One]

104: Get the skillet out , were frying Nuggets.! :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant But we must go past the Great Mountian of Kenyon. Leaping ove the solid ice Miller Monsters. And finally Melt the Carmelo/Camby wall on the way to geting the skillet of the gods!!!! :rolleyes

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

107) look forward to the day when the Spurs' offense is cutting edge enough to run the Hoosiers' picket fence play.

[milkyway21]

where are we?

108) still praying, but this time for Brent Barry to practice those treys somewhere and surprise the Fuggets.

Come on Brent!

[Ishta]

#109 BE glad it's Wenesday for christs sake!!

[RashoFan]

#110 figure out what sauce to dunk the nuggets in...Bar B Que ( a Texan Choice) or Honey Mustard....

[Ishta]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao at previous post

[unnosy]

111) pray that a certain number 9 leaves his gal at home and come ready to prove his worth.

[spur219]

22. Watch the game when they are ahead and turn it off when they are behind and do some homework.

[Jdspur20]

22. Watch the game when they are ahead and turn it off when they are behind and do some homework.

good idea, in 2003, every game six excluding finals game six, the spurs won without me watching. i think i might sit this one out tonight. :spin

[unnosy]

112) perfect my victory dance.
10 hours is enough to perfect the dance though.

[mrblonde17]

113. Be glad that we don't have powder blue satin uniforms

114. Put on the new Beck CD

115. Remember that we felt the exact same way after game one with Phoenix in 2003

[Ishta]

116.How great it is that we are not named after a fast food item

[LilMissSPURfect]

117. kick back and relax !