Celebrated my 18th bday last nite (pics included)

[milkshakeballa]

My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/679...ingstarted.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6792/gettingstarted.jpg)
It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4...ngstarted2.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4196/gettingstarted2.jpg)
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8905/nightstick1.jpg (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8905/nightstick1.jpg)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6937/nightstick2.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6937/nightstick2.jpg)
Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8224/strippingdown.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8224/strippingdown.jpg)
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/703...ppingdown2.jpg (http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7038/strippingdown2.jpg)
My friends were watching intently the entire time:
Reminiscent of the IGN guys, kinda
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4222/igna.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4222/igna.jpg)
The music started and she was gettin' down with it: http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1583/gettinjiggy.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1583/gettinjiggy.jpg)
She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her tits a whole lot:

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5493/assgrab.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5493/assgrab.jpg)
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8163/titface.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8163/titface.jpg)
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/228/titface2.jpg (http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/228/titface2.jpg)
Then some of my friends got in on the action:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2347/raptorjesus.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2347/raptorjesus.jpg)
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg)
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9403/girlzk.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9403/girlzk.jpg)

After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7972/theface.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7972/theface.jpg)
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5290/normalmontage.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5290/normalmontage.jpg)
All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii to take to college.

[BadOdor]

This is the NBA forum, you dumb underage fuck. Not that anyone cares, but go post this shit in the club.

[BadOdor]

P.S go get a haircut you scrawny ginger fuck!

[ffadicted]

lol @ grandma

[James David Manning]

son, making this thread was not a smart move. God bless.

[lil_penny]

god bless that female

[James David Manning]

god bless that female


Indeed son

[lil_penny]

Indeed son

god bless

[j.dizzle]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/brown/WeirdAl.jpg is this your pops hahahaha

[jag]

What the hell kind of family gathers around to watch their their son grab on some hooker's ass and titties???

Oh well...you're lucky that ho let you grab all over her like that. Can't do that at the titty bar unless you drop some serious dollar and go to the back for a private dance.

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL I hope these aren't your actual pictures..

including the whore, that's probably the ugliest group of people I've ever seen..no offense of course..

[lil_penny]

Can't do that at the titty bar unless you drop some serious dollar.

you have not been to the dancing bear in portland.. $20 suck offs and $50 happy endings(with a smile) very competitive pricing if you ask me

[BadOdor]

LOL I hope these aren't your actual pictures..

including the whore, that's probably the ugliest group of people I've ever seen..no offense of course..

Co-signed son....especially the birthday boy.

[BUMP]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL Jim Ross?!!?....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhhhaaaaaaaa...

[BadOdor]

Iluzzion has a competitor?

[BadOdor]

anyone notice the horny grandma in the background??!!

[badfish22]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

+1

[Dunc n Dave]

Damn, your mom actually paid to get you stripper while grandma sat idly by wathcing the show unfold. That is one fucked up family you got there....

[HarlemHeat37]

wait, so you guys actually think it's him?..damn..I don't think it is, it can't be..

LOL @ a guy that looks like that being named a "balla" for his internet username LOL..

[HarlemHeat37]

..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..

[James David Manning]

Sons, there's a good chance milkshake is trolling. God bless.

[jag]

you have not been to the dancing bear in portland.. $20 suck offs and $50 happy endings(with a smile) very competitive pricing if you ask me

:lmao

I'd have to put a condom on before i even let one of those hos blow air on my cock. A few friends and i went down to the Cheetah lounge in Atlanta about 3 weeks ago. I had never been a club like that before. You'll get your ass beat if you try and touch one of those girls. We were offered a dance and then told it would be $400...needless to say, we respectfully declined.

And I almost forgot...to the OP:

Get a haircut and hit the fuckin weight room. Damn

[lil_penny]

Why would someone pay fity for a handy when 20 will get you done right.


happy ending are full service brotha:toast

ive had two friends come back from that place after a long night fighting with their gf's... calm, cool, and collective

[lil_penny]

..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..

son it is the american way.. plus they usually have softer hands

[jag]

..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..

If you go to a nice club you'll realize that a lot of those guys can pull tail. It's about the experience...no other place in the world can you throw 1's on a stage and watch a gorgeous woman you've never met before dance in front of you like her life depended on it.

[iggypop123]

haha must be the angle that has me laughing

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6937/nightstick2.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

If you go to a nice club you'll realize that a lot of those guys can pull tail. It's about the experience...no other place in the world can you throw 1's on a stage and watch a gorgeous woman you've never met before dance in front of you like her life depended on it.

I definitely agree..we have a lot of nice places in NY too, and a lot of the guys that pay for shit here are guys that can pull pussy in too, many friends and family of mine included..I'm just saying I don't see the point of it, I've never been into it..not my preference, I guess..

[lil_penny]

If you go to a nice club you'll realize that a lot of those guys can pull tail. It's about the experience...no other place in the world can you throw 1's on a stage and watch a gorgeous woman you've never met before dance in front of you like her life depended on it.

dont forget eat steak:lol

[BadOdor]

If you go to a nice club you'll realize that a lot of those guys can pull tail. It's about the experience...no other place in the world can you throw 1's on a stage and watch a gorgeous woman you've never met before dance in front of you like her life depended on it.

Hell yeah son. Went to the Pink Rhino in ventura, Santa Barbara, and it was awesome. Got full nude for 2 songs for 40 bucks....and she let me touch too:toast(although you gotta make sure to ask first).

[dirk4mvp]

cool thread brah.

[HarlemHeat37]

any pictures of your family celebrating XMas?..

[James David Manning]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_thread.jpg

[jag]

dont forget eat steak:lol

:lol
I have not, and will not ever eat at a titty bar. I don't see how anyone can do it.

[milkshakeballa]

cool thread brah.

aware?

[BRHornet45]

sons why all the hate on this young buck? most of you twat faced gremlins have never even touched a set of titties other than your own.

props to the birthday boy. son the best advice I can give you is to keep paying for it like that. especially with you going off to college. don't waste your time on one broad. trust me, it will benefit you in the long run health wise and financially. god bless

[lil_penny]

i said the same thing, but after i tried the steak bites at a local place i couldnt say no. plus you can get them to go haha

[Double-Up]

LOL I hope these aren't your actual pictures..

including the whore, that's probably the ugliest group of people I've ever seen..no offense of course..

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

most of you fagots in here are a bit harsh on this fella

time to pull out the photoshop fellas hahahahahhaa

[Double-Up]

sons why all the hate on this young buck? most of you twat faced gremlins have never even touched a set of titties other than your own.

props to the birthday boy. son the best advice I can give you is to keep paying for it like that. especially with you going off to college. don't waste your time on one broad. trust me, it will benefit you in the long run health wise and financially. god bless

Better to pay upfront than in the long run, eh? :lol

[Spursmania]

Grandma watching is way over the top:lmao

[jag]

sons why all the hate on this young buck? most of you twat faced gremlins have never even touched a set of titties other than your own.

props to the birthday boy. son the best advice I can give you is to keep paying for it like that. especially with you going off to college. don't waste your time on one broad. trust me, it will benefit you in the long run health wise and financially. god bless

Going to a club is very different than picking up skeezes on back roads in NO, brah.

[James David Manning]

There's no f'n way someone would actually post this as themselves.

[Findog]

Whether it's the OP or not in the pictures, somebody out there has a really fucked up family.

[JoeTait75]

..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..

Everybody pays, one way or another.

[HarlemHeat37]

Everybody pays, one way or another.

Sadly this is true, but if your girl is legit, you get some of it back LOL..

[23LeBronJames23]

Whether it's the OP or not in the pictures, somebody out there has a really fucked up family.

[TheMACHINE]

sheesh...post the pix in the thread..i hate clicking on all them pix seperately.

[ginobili's bald spot]

I don't know why all the hate for this kid. He had a birthday and he got a stripper. Nothing wrong with that in my book. Granted the mom/grandma shit is pretty strange. But other than that I don't see the need to talk about his nerd looks. It's not like he pulled an illuzion and made a thread saying he was hot. Besides, I've seen some of the people on this site and you don't have any room to talk. Some of ya'll are some ugly ass motherfuckers. (sup Spurfan)

[HarlemHeat37]

I don't know why all the hate for this kid. He had a birthday and he got a stripper. Nothing wrong with that in my book. Granted the mom/grandma shit is pretty strange. But other than that I don't see the need to talk about his nerd looks. It's not like he pulled an illuzion and made a thread saying he was hot. Besides, I've seen some of the people on this site and you don't have any room to talk. Some of ya'll are some ugly ass motherfuckers. (sup Spurfan)

proof/names?..back it up b..

Laker fans are sticking together haaaarrrrdddd since the Culbear incident..

[ginobili's bald spot]

proof/names?..back it up b..

Laker fans are sticking together haaaarrrrdddd since the Culbear incident..


Spurstalk regulars picture thread or whatever it's called for one.


And fuck culburn. I hated that dude. Nice try.

[Trainwreck2100]

Spurstalk regulars picture thread or whatever it's called for one.


And fuck culburn. I hated that dude. Nice try.

names motherfucker, don't be throwing out the "yalls be ugly card" and the "I don't want to say who, cause im a pussy" card. Grow a pair and back yo shit up son

[024]

son, making this thread was not a smart move. God bless.
:rollin

bad move. no one on this board is going to take you seriously anymore. you should just change your screen name now. also, good job on reinforcing the lakerfan stereotype of being the skinny and nerdy looking white kid living in the suburbs.

[Kobe™]

The female is on point, but smh @ everything else.

[ginobili's bald spot]

names motherfucker, don't be throwing out the "yalls be ugly card" and the "I don't want to say who, cause im a pussy" card. Grow a pair and back yo shit up son

:lmao Awwwww did I hit a soft spot? :lol @ these kids getting defensive.

[alamo50]

.............................. :lmao @ Faker "fans" STICKing up for each other on this fake stripper at a very fake b-day party.

[MiamiHeat]

1) your grandma is sitting there as you get a hard on ? MKJDKSHDJhdfjdshbnjkdsbf WTF! omfg lol

2) the stripper let you squeeze her tits and ass???? what the hell type of stripper does that, damn, wash your hands lmao


3) no wonder you talk so much junk. you are real quiet, shy, scared nerdy type in real life. damn son, buy some dumbbells

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Awwwww did I hit a soft spot? :lol @ these kids getting defensive.

just name some, tough guy..

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao Awwwww did I hit a soft spot? :lol @ these kids getting defensive.

defensive? you haven't insulted anyone directly, what exactly is there to get defensive about?

[HarlemHeat37]

Laker fans have been getting owned badly since the Culbear incident..they aren't even really putting up a fight..where's Lakaluva to lead his troops?..

[Trainwreck2100]

Laker fans have been getting owned badly since the Culbear incident..they aren't even really putting up a fight..where's Lakaluva to lead his troops?..

They need to get their heads in the game they bringing this weak shit

[namlook]

LOL. Those pictures looked like a scene from Revenge Of The Nerds Part IV!

[mojorizen7]

At first glance i thought i was looking at Yoko Ono dancing for little Sean Lennon.
:wakeup

[baseline bum]

Why the fuck didn't the hooker give grandma a dance too? And where are the rest of the photos?

[Muser]

OP is brave, i'll give him that.

[milkshakeballa]

wow @ some of you guys....

a lot of families do this...just cuz your family isnt cool enough

and to the people talkin shit - iv bet i got more pussy than all of u guys..n i aint even get much


thanks to all srs posters




















aware?

[resistanze]

:lmao

[The Gemini Method]

Suffice to say, I don't think my 18th birthday was as inclusive as the one shown here. Whether real or fake, and I'm not speaking on the strippers' tits, grandma sure looks like she ate some vertical smile back in the day.

[Spursmania]

The Grandma and family thing is weird, but hey if that's how you roll, so be it.

Happy B-day.:toast

[The_Dude]

At first glance i thought i was looking at Yoko Ono dancing for little Sean Lennon.
:wakeup

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[JamStone]

Wait til your 21st birthday when they send you to Colombia to hang out with some cocaine drug cartel cats, and then you'll get sodomized with sugarcane by Old Felipe.

[milkshakeballa]

The Grandma and family thing is weird, but hey if that's how you roll, so be it.

Happy B-day.:toast


ty! :toast happy new year 2 u as we.ll!

[The Gemini Method]

Wait til your 21st birthday when they send you to Colombia to hang out with some cocaine drug cartel cats, and then you'll get sodomized with sugarcane by Old Felipe.

Sounds to descriptive to be made-up, JamStone...

There is some questioning to this, though Milkshake...what does your family follow this up for your 21? Doing shots off a midget porn star while grandma uses the "hand of god?"

[James David Manning]

Son if this really is you and it isn't fake you need to hit the weight room badly and get a new haircut. God bless.

[stretch]

wow you are one skinny little faggot

[milkshakeballa]

Son if this really is you and it isn't fake you need to hit the weight room badly and get a new haircut. God bless.

#1 - fuck you

#2 - genetics

#3 - chicks like long hair

#4 - fuck you

[milkshakeballa]

wow you are one skinny little faggot

and you are a fat mavs fan fucktard

[TheMACHINE]

i cant believe you posted stuff in here after the Illuzion fiasco. I really wanted to post a video of my 2 year old to show everyone what he does when we watch Lakers games but afraid of the backlash. lol o well

[milkshakeballa]

i cant believe you posted stuff in here after the Illuzion fiasco. I really wanted to post a video of my 2 year old to show everyone what he does when we watch Lakers games but afraid of the backlash. lol o well

illuzion fiasco? aware me? thread i missed?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

illuzion fiasco? aware me? thread i missed?

iluzion posted a pic of himself and it's safe to say he regrets it. You probably would too if you called yourself the "hottest clubber", but only illuzion was dumb enough to do that.

[milkshakeballa]

iluzion posted a pic of himself and it's safe to say he regrets it. You probably would too if you called yourself the "hottest clubber", but only illuzion was dumb enough to do that.

thread link?

[TheMACHINE]

iluzion posted a pic of himself and it's safe to say he regrets it. You probably would too if you called yourself the "hottest clubber", but only illuzion was dumb enough to do that.

it wouldnt be so bad if he didnt call himself Hot, and posed like a emo girl.

Atleast milkshake brought us stripper pix. lol.

[The Gemini Method]

stripper > emo guy any day...

[TinTin]

LOL @ a guy that looks like that being named a "balla" for his internet username LOL..

That being said cool birthday gift man. Haha turned out better than playing guitar hero :lol

Although, the mom and grandma thing is a little freaky but whatever sails your family's boat

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138941&highlight=hottest+clubber

[BadOdor]

This guy is definately giving illuzion a run for his money......c'mon Jam and mouse, bust out the photoshop, this is some good shit right here!!!!

To the OP - the only pussy you ever experienced is the one you came from

[IronMexican]

My god. I love the NBA forum

[IronMexican]

This guy is definately giving illuzion a run for his money......c'mon Jam and mouse, bust out the photoshop, this is some good shit right here!!!!

To the OP - the only pussy you ever experienced is the one you came from

:lmao:lmao

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Spursmania]

Give the guy some slack. He just turned 18. :rolleyes

We all agree the Mom and granny thing is weird, but at least he's going to college unlike some of the numbnuts here who don't have a job. Lol...

[Spursmania]

I'd hit it.

Of course you would Tlong.:lol

[BadOdor]

I'd hit it.

The grandma or the stripper?

both....?

[robbie380]

lol awesome troll job

[milkshakeballa]

why don't some of you assholes post pics up of yourself b4 u start talkin shit?

[Double-Up]

why don't some of you assholes post pics up of yourself b4 u start talkin shit?

Why would we do that when we had a 58 year old child molester scouring the board?

[Mark in Austin]

you have not been to the dancing bear in portland.. $20 suck offs and $50 happy endings(with a smile) very competitive pricing if you ask me

The Dancing BEAR?

He wasn't talking about gay clubs.

[Findog]

and you are a fat mavs fan fucktard

No, he's not. I've played pickup ball with him before. Tall and skinny.

[Findog]

why don't some of you assholes post pics up of yourself b4 u start talkin shit?

I'm on the left:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4185436116_700b4573d0_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/520844924_5f8d63922f.jpg

[TimDunkem]

lol It doesn't matter what you look like really...Post a picture of yourself in this forum and you're done.

[BadOdor]

why don't some of you assholes post pics up of yourself b4 u start talkin shit?

Son, why you getting mad? if you gonna post pictures of yourself on the internet, you should know what's gonna happen.

It doesn't help that you look like a skinny fag and that your family is ugly as shit.

[milkshakeballa]

I'm on the left:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4185436116_700b4573d0_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/520844924_5f8d63922f.jpg


strong jawline

u could definately take one of my punches

[EmptyMan]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7038/strippingdown2.jpg

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg

[Findog]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7038/strippingdown2.jpg

[IronMexican]

Heard that, Findog? Watch you're back, ese.

[Ghazi]

This was a troll job right? Either way I find it funny :lol

[Double-Up]

So OP did you get to fuck or what?

[Zero_Twilight]

W T F has this world come to? Is that a grandma in the backround?!?!

I bet that stripper was thinking the exact same thing.

This kid, no doubt used to get clowns for his birthday and recently got upgraded to strippers.

If the family and his friends are doing this to somehow exorcise the homosexuality out of the kid; I applaud the effort. If not, smh.

Damn, it was like revenge of the Nerds all over again. It'd be cool if there were no parents there but there were GRANDPARENTS there!! OMG. Someone tell me this is a photoshop trick!!!

[Double-Up]

W T F has this world come to? Is that a grandma in the backround?!?!

I bet that stripper was thinking the exact same thing.

This kid, no doubt used to get clowns for his birthday and recently got upgraded to strippers.

If the family and his friends are doing this to somehow exorcise the homosexuality out of the kid; I applaud the effort. If not, smh.

Damn, it was like revenge of the Nerds all over again. It'd be cool if there were no parents there but there were GRANDPARENTS there!! OMG. Someone tell me this is a photoshop trick!!!

:lol

[IronMexican]

Most people have seen my pic, but i'll post it again anyways.

This one is over a year old:
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_b413004f67bd44eea28181f4be88de5c.jpg

[Double-Up]

Most people have seen my pic, but i'll post it again anyways.

This one is over a year old:
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_b413004f67bd44eea28181f4be88de5c.jpg

Who goes to a wedding in Dickies and tennis shoes?

[Zero_Twilight]

Who goes to a wedding in Dickies and tennis shoes?

LOL, homeboy right there...

[IronMexican]

It was a 15

[IronMexican]

And their Ben Davis'

[Spursmania]

Who goes to a wedding in Dickies and tennis shoes?


Look at the thread. I believe it's discussed in there. If I remember correctly, RBalkman wanted to help with fashion advice. Am I Right, IM?

[IronMexican]

I don't remember. He just said I look like this guy http://svr05.sitecube.com/builder/users/theshaw/1053642/myimages/The%20Shaw%20Images/Noel%20G%20the%20one%20web.jpg


I get that every other day though.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

ReynaldoBalkman shouldn't be giving fashion advice, the dude wears V-necks.

[balli]

ReynaldoBalkman shouldn't be giving fashion advice, the dude wears V-necks.
And he once started a thread asking for advice about 'spring jackets'...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

And he once started a thread asking for advice about 'spring jackets'...


:lmao what the fuck is a spring jacket? I didn't know there was a certain type jacket you had to wear each season.

[DAF86]

ReynaldoBalkman shouldn't be giving fashion advice, the dude wears V-necks.

What's wrong with V-necks? chicks love V-necks.

[BadOdor]

Renaldo looks like a terrorist.

[milkshakeballa]

Who goes to a wedding in Dickies and tennis shoes?


i most def. do not want any problems iron! we are both laker fans!

i love the mexican mafia!

[Double-Up]

i most def. do not want any problems iron! we are both laker fans!

i love the mexican mafia!

...and I hate stereotypes.

[jdev82]

kobes post count is 666. that kid is gay. his gramma gets more pussy than him

[milkshakeballa]

...and I hate stereotypes.

who am i stereotyping?

and i hate the rockets!

[Double-Up]

who am i stereotyping?

and i hate the rockets!

I would expect that type of comment from you. :lol

[Blue Jew]

Was there any sandwiches at that party? you and that stripper are skinny as fuck.

At first I though I was seeing some screen caps from the movie Schindler's list.

And trying to control your woody with granny within arms length gawking at every move must of been a horrible experience. talk about your penis and brain being in a major chest match. I wonder who won.

[milkshakeballa]

im just trollin guys thats not me

[Ginobilly]

Those are some funny pics right there man:lol Talk about awkwardness with your grandma being there in all.:lmao That's nothing! One time, at friends 21st birthday, his grandma was lighting up a friends bong cuz he was too fucked up.

Only bad thing is that she didn't go all nude!

[AnthonyM]

These pics are on another website dated in June btw...

[Xylus]

These pics are on another website dated in June btw...

Link?

[Mavs_man_41]

:lol you guys are retarded, it's not him

[AnthonyM]

http://www.esportsea.com/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=156683

[Xylus]

I don't even know what the fuck's going on in this forum anymore.

[Mavs_man_41]

am i seriously the only person here who recognized it as a blatant troll job from post #1? you guys need to step your troll game up..

[IronMexican]

Got to give milkshake his props. Good troll job. Plain and simple.

[milkshakeballa]

:lol you guys are retarded, it's not him




:lol:lol:lol

that IS SOMEONE tho

[milkshakeballa]

am i seriously the only person here who recognized it as a blatant troll job from post #1? you guys need to step your troll game up..


:toast:toast:toast

[lil_penny]

We got trolled!

[AnthonyM]

I assumed it was a troll job from the lack of bad grammar in the OP...

:lol

[milkshakeballa]

Got to give milkshake his props. Good troll job. Plain and simple.

good sport iron! :toast

my first one on ST!

[Banzai]

people got Rick trolled.

[namlook]

Separated at Birth?






http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/520844924_5f8d63922f.jpg

http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/adam-sessler-on-like-dkong.jpg

[IronMexican]

I miss the old G4. Judgement Day, good X-play and Screen Savers.

[HarlemHeat37]

wait, so you guys actually think it's him?..damn..I don't think it is, it can't be..

LOL @ a guy that looks like that being named a "balla" for his internet username LOL..

I was skeptical at first..I started to think it might be after he got a little defensive though..either way, good troll job..

that is SOMEBODY and their family though, so that's still fucking funny LOL..

IronMexican and that dude from Training Day actually have to be cousins or something..have to be..

it's kind of funny how different Latinos are in Cali compared to NY..you guys are versatile as fuck..

[tlongII]

I'd still hit it.

[milkshakeballa]

people got Rick trolled.

check out when i rick rolled my dog....



I was like hey max (strong original dog name) wanna check out this new doggy pornz???? and he was like...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/plpaul/IMG_0496.jpg


so i let him check it out.....


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/plpaul/IMG_0495.jpg



and he was like....


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/plpaul/IMG_0486.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/plpaul/IMG_0485.jpg

[milkshakeballa]

also here are some pics worthy of discussion:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2347/raptorjesus.jpg

who is skinnier? that IS a wolf shirt!



http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9403/girlzk.jpg

notice the wood.....



http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg

when you find it....you will shat....who can find it?

[BRHornet45]

lol at the dog

[cobbler]

:rollin

bad move. no one on this board is going to take you seriously anymore. you should just change your screen name now. also, good job on reinforcing the lakerfan stereotype of being the skinny and nerdy looking white kid living in the suburbs.

What? I thought we were all immigrants who love to riot.

[IronMexican]

I was skeptical at first..I started to think it might be after he got a little defensive though..either way, good troll job..

that is SOMEBODY and their family though, so that's still fucking funny LOL..

IronMexican and that dude from Training Day actually have to be cousins or something..have to be..

it's kind of funny how different Latinos are in Cali compared to NY..you guys are versatile as fuck..

I probably look more like him when I'm not smiling. I hardly ever smile.

[Kobe™]

I don't even know what the fuck's going on in this forum anymore.

[The Third Man]

The Unfuckables.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I'd fuck your grandma

[TDMVPDPOY]

What's wrong with V-necks? chicks love V-necks.

thats when he starts to pop his collars up, fkn wanker, how about the thread he gaynado started about how he looks and the shit about picking up ladies...face palm

not as bad compared to norcal/sorcal who was posting pics of his body abs...

[Why So Serious]

LOL that is one fucked up family. :wow

[The Franchise]

How do you not feel crunchy with your grandma there?

[SpursGO]

When I see this thread, I only have one thing to say.

http://bytesizebio.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lolwut.jpg

Oh and, Lakers suck and all their fans are bandwagoners and glory hunters.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

sons why all the hate on this young buck? most of you twat faced gremlins have never even touched a set of titties other than your own.

props to the birthday boy. son the best advice I can give you is to keep paying for it like that. especially with you going off to college. don't waste your time on one broad. trust me, it will benefit you in the long run health wise and financially. god bless

if this shit is even real, he is not the one who went out and got this hoe, it was his weird ass parents.

[spursncowboys]

bump.
This should never die!!
Way to dress up by wearing a dinosaur tshirt. WTF??!!

[spursncowboys]

bump.
This should never die!!
Way to dress up by wearing a dinosaur tshirt. WTF??!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

bump.
This should never die!!
Way to dress up by wearing a dinosaur tshirt. WTF??!!


You're one dumb mutherfucker. You got seriously trolled. The whole thing was fake.

[Pero]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg

when you find it....you will shat....who can find it?

Did that guy cum or what?

[milkshakeballa]

did that guy cum or what?


winner!

[HANNIBAL SMITH]

:lol Are you fuckin serious? What kind a sick as family you have there, ya grandma/family watching you getting a lap dance from a 90 pound Lou diamond Phillips looking stripper? Ah man, thats an epic fail of all counts. There is some things that you do and dont do around people like your grandmother, i dont care if she's cool with it or not. It aint your fault tho, you didn't hire the stripper. :lol

[jonnybravo]

Fuck me. You just set Lakers fans back 20 years. 18? Fucken figures. Fit right in with the fucken natives in this joint.

[jonnybravo]

:lol Are you fuckin serious? What kind a sick as family you have there, ya grandma/family watching you getting a lap dance from a 90 pound Lou diamond Phillips looking stripper? Ah man, thats an epic fail of all counts. There is some things that you do and dont do around people like your grandmother, i dont care if she's cool with it or not. It aint your fault tho, you didn't hire the stripper. :lol

Damn brutal but true.

[blkroadrunners]

w.t.f. :bking

[alamo50]

One time, at friends 21st birthday, his grandma was lighting up a friends bong cuz he was too fucked up.

Only bad thing is that she didn't go all nude!


Did you pay up to grandma?

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/jules_d1/12-1.jpg

[Bukefal]

Whether it's the OP or not in the pictures, somebody out there has a really fucked up family.

+1


Nice, doing this with your grandmother sitting next to you :lol:lol

Unbelievable. this is pretty sad actually.

[DJB]

Is this thread real?

[blkroadrunners]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/jules_d1/12-1.jpg

:lol

[MavDynasty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[8FOR!3]

Crofl grandma!~

[BadOdor]

bump.
This should never die!!
Way to dress up by wearing a dinosaur tshirt. WTF??!!

Sons no wonder you applied to the Glen Beck university.

[angelbelow]

Fake

[BUMP]

lol forget all about this

[Zelophehad]

What the hell kind of family gathers around to watch their their son grab on some hooker's ass and titties?

[Kamala]

Lambda Lambda Lambda?

[himat]

Fake

:lol I don't know why he'd want to fake being that goofy looking dude....and if its real sorry for calling you a weird looking guy milkshakeballa. :lol

Seriously this has to be fake. No grandma would watch that junk. Thats just wrong.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[milkshakeballa]

take notes you fucking pathetic fucking trollers.


fucking trollin use to mean something. only one worthy of trollin another forum with me would be BUMP..thats 100% srs

[redzero]

9/10 troll thread