Guy Thread

[CubanSucks]

Does any other guy in here get major shrinkage after taking a shit? I think it has to do with clinching when you're wiping. I usually have to wipe a lot and therefore I clinch my butt causing my balls to shrink up. After I take a nice clean shit this doesn't happen because I didn't have to wipe a million times.

[MiamiHeat]

woahh... too much info

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/82857d1217353762-funny-strange-random-pics-omg-do-not-want.jpg

[koriwhat]

wth?

[Rogue]

Here is what I'm confused with: how were your balls caused to shrink up by clinching your butt?

[I. Hustle]

Maybe, and this is just a guess, your ass is so used to taking in cawk and balls that when you wipe hard your body automatically thinks it's foreplay and it starts gobbling up the nearest set of nuts.








*jk don't take it personal

[Evil Angel]

woahh... too much info



Agreed! Way too much :nope

[Triumph]

clinching? a million times?

wiping your ass is not supposed to be a foreplay party.

go get a doctor to play with your prostate and refrain from any scat activities in the meantime.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Where did one ask these questions before the internet. lol

[Pero]

Why do you clinch your but when you wipe?
(Clinching = squezing more or less right?)

I think balls shrinking have more to do with abdominal muscles... :lol

[half a man]

I don't have that problem.

[Oompa Loompa]

Oompa loompa doopity dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you wipe your ass hard
A little bit of blood and some shriveled up nards
Maybe don't attack so furiously
You're not doing porn you just want to be clean
So gently wipe after you go poo
and you will be happy like
the
Oompa
Loompa
Doopity DO

[MiamiHeat]

lmao

[koriwhat]

clinching? a million times?

wiping your ass is not supposed to be a foreplay party.

go get a doctor to play with your prostate and refrain from any scat activities in the meantime.

this right here is some weak ass trolling... if you're not going to make a clever little joke out of this as triumph then at least append "for me to poop on!".

weak troll job.

[lefty]

I shave my beard with Edge gel

[Muser]

Oompa loompa doopity dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you wipe your ass hard
A little bit of blood and some shriveled up nards
Maybe don't attack so furiously
You're not doing porn you just want to be clean
So gently wipe after you go poo
and you will be happy like
the
Oompa
Loompa
Doopity DO

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[EmptyMan]

http://media.omfgif.com/gif/omfg_abe_simpson_in_and_out.gif

[Slim Charles]

You have some issues man.

[thispego]

Oompa loompa doopity dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you wipe your ass hard
A little bit of blood and some shriveled up nards
Maybe don't attack so furiously
You're not doing porn you just want to be clean
So gently wipe after you go poo
and you will be happy like
the
Oompa
Loompa
Doopity DO

:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Why do you clinch your but when you wipe?
(Clinching = squezing more or less right?)

I think balls shrinking have more to do with abdominal muscles... :lol

This. If you're clinching, it makes your butthole closed right? If you really want to effectively wipe, I would think you should actually push out to get any feces that might be hiding out just inside the anus.

[Mr Hanky]

This. If you're clinching, it makes your butthole close right? If you really want to effectively wipe, I would think you should actually push out to get any feces that might be hiding out just inside the anus.

+1 I've nailed a few turtle heads in my day.

[Leetonidas]

Gross

[cantthinkofanything]

Gross

I don't know that I've ever seen "gross" as a response on ST.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Does any other guy in here get major shrinkage after taking a shit? I think it has to do with clinching when you're wiping. I usually have to wipe a lot and therefore I clinch my butt causing my balls to shrink up. After I take a nice clean shit this doesn't happen because I didn't have to wipe a million times.

Maybe it's blood loss.

[Cochina]

Gross


I don't know that I've ever seen "gross" as a response on ST.

:lol

[CubanSucks]

Maybe it's blood loss.

I'm pretty sure I explained the cause in the OP to great detail

[lefty]

Edge shits on Gillette





TBH