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Gatita
04-25-2005, 01:33 PM
I am so sick of seeing those commercials of Bob and his "growing" pride! In our politically correct society, I’m surprised nobody has said anything about the Enzyte commercials.

I know many guys find it hilarious and amusing. But, when you are watching t.v. and they are showing a dozen an hour, it just gets outright annoying. It grosses me out when you are seeing this type of commercial:

"Bob dives into the pool and loses his shorts – it is the black woman who is most impressed because – well you know – it’s black guys who normally have the biggest penises but the black woman never saw a penis as enhanced as Bob’s before."

Talk about stereotypes.

BTW, have you checked out Bob's wife?

Terrible. :throwupsp

johnny00
04-25-2005, 05:01 PM
I never thought those commercials were funny.
If I walk around with that stupid smile and getting that type of action taking those pills then you can count me out.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-25-2005, 05:11 PM
Plus why would you want a huge dick for a wife that ugly...shes a dog

They are really lame, and im surprised they're still on the air as well.

I heard that shit does not even work, mookie2001 tried it

E20
04-25-2005, 06:35 PM
I like the whistle though.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-25-2005, 11:23 PM
*bump*

this thread deserves more insight.

mookie2001
04-25-2005, 11:31 PM
cant be fadeds sister deserves more insight

SWC Bonfire
04-26-2005, 08:08 AM
But, when you are watching t.v. and they are showing a dozen an hour, it just gets outright annoying. It grosses me out when you are seeing this type of commercial:

Payback for feminine hygene commercials - I actually remember seeing several on Spike! TV of all places. Get that crap outta my MXC!

But seriously, the commercials are running because what you are watching is demographically skewed to males 18-55.

And Bob's wife is sorta hot in a June Cleaver kind of way. Sometimes a guy is better off with a gal who is not as pretty but treats him like a king. :king

AlamoSpursFan
04-26-2005, 08:18 AM
They're better than those idiotic Cialis commercials, like the one with the two people sitting in seperate claw bathtubs out on the porch. Yeah right.

And I'd hit Bob's wife, and afterwards she'd be suing Enzyte for her money back.

:lol

jalbre6
04-26-2005, 09:02 AM
Bob's wife looks like Kyra Sedgwick.

Someone here (Guru, maybe?) used to have Bob's picture as his avatar.

Guru of Nothing
04-26-2005, 11:16 AM
http://www.boomspeed.com/mateo/Bob.jpg

Spurminator
04-26-2005, 11:27 AM
I think they're fine, but way oversaturated on Comedy Central.

Bandit2981
04-26-2005, 11:29 AM
enzyte isnt even a penis enlargement pill, they are very deceptive in their ads...its basically like viagra, it only "enhances" your sexual drive and ability to maintain erections i believe

Cant_Be_Faded
04-26-2005, 06:05 PM
yeah it doesnt make you any longer, but it is known to make you wider, just ask mookie

Gatita
04-26-2005, 06:34 PM
I think they're fine, but way oversaturated on Comedy Central.


I do watch to much Comedy Central and Adult Swim. :fro