What NBA fans make the best lovers?

[Hooters Girl]

I have been with Mav fans,Spur fans, and Laker fans, so far the Laker fans are the better lovers. Do you agree? What NBA fans make the best lovers?

[gaKNOW!blee]

asl?

[Blue Jew]

Maverick Fans from San Antonio are the best PM me and find out!

[Hooters Girl]

Last time I went on a date with someone from ST it was a disaster, he didn't even make a move, I went to bed horny. :depressed

[MiamiHeat]

Miami Heatians

we are muy calientes !!!

[Bob Lanier]

Piston fans, of course.

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[The Franchise]

I have been with Mav fans,Spur fans, and Laker fans, so far the Laker fans are the better lovers. Do you agree? What NBA fans make the best lovers?

You need to try Rockets fans. We will make you believe flowers bloom in winter!!

[xellos88330]

Damn... how many lovers have you had? All 3 fan types are plural!

Here is my take on the matter...

Laker lovers are like their team. Not in the sense that they win, but that they are always in the spotlight and you cannot help but believe them when they say that they just gave you the best love you ever had. Why? Because everyone else said so.

Mav lover is also like the team. After it is all said and done, they are crying alone, with you disappointed again.

Spur lover takes so much time to even get started, that you fall asleep before it even begins.

[BadOdor]

spur fan:"was my penis bigger than mav fan?"

[xellos88330]

spur fan:"was my penis bigger than mav fan?"

:lmao

[Chris]

laker fan: "i have no penis :depressed"

[Rummpd]

Obviously a non scientific sample.

Must be more loser type Lakers fans sitting in a Hooters in that over hyped metropolis from hell (i.e, LA) spending their time staring at too young intellectually challenged "hooties" in pushup bras, while drinking flat beer and eating greasy slop and hoping they get lucky while Spurs fans are picking up the true tens all over the River City.

Meanwhile Mavs fans have lots of luck at their gay bars while searching for their gay owner.

[spursfan1000]

Id say Laker fans because their laker fan girls because they are always mostly hot.

[JamStone]

Well makes sense I guess. The biggest dicks are Laker fans.

Having sex with a Piston fan is like the franchise as well. We'll keep making mistake after mistake, but one of the mistakes actually leads to a really big orgasm so you temporarily forgive us for all the mistakes... until you realize that it was a mistake that we can never repeat to get you that orgasm again.

[djohn2oo8]

Did the mav fan blow his load early?

[BadOdor]

rocket fan:"remember those two times 20 years ago I made you feel really good??!!!"

[Spursmania]

Seriously? What are you going to do? Go screw about 1,000 fans of each team and then decide? GMAFB...

And, no Thanks.:lmao

[namlook]

Are they real?

[J_Paco]

rocket fan:"remember those two times 20 years ago I made you feel really good??!!!"

Now, that was freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

:rollin:rollin:rollin

[NRHector]

Hooters girls that are NBA fans :hat

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Well makes sense I guess. The biggest dicks are Laker fans.

Having sex with a Piston fan is like the franchise as well. We'll keep making mistake after mistake, but one of the mistakes actually leads to a really big orgasm so you temporarily forgive us for all the mistakes... until you realize that it was a mistake that we can never repeat to get you that orgasm again.

Winner. :lmao

[Xylus]

Sex with Sun fan is never a good idea. We'll get you very close to orgasm, but it'll all go to hell after you hip-check us.

[mogrovejo]

Celtics fans are the most storied lovers. If you're into mature, give'em a try.

[BadOdor]

Celtic fans have sex every 20 years, but when they do, they make it count!

[Gutter92]

Laker fan will watch someone else fuck you, then act like they had something to do with it.

[Frank Lucas]

Celtics fans are the most storied lovers. If you're into mature, give'em a try.


Yeah, after giving you an epic orgasm, they'll then do something to make you believe the best orgasm is yet to come, but then a cocaine OD will put them in a 20 year coma.

[DPG21920]

Laker fans because they never come early.

[Hooters Girl]

I am single again! I hope I meet someone from this site before the NBA season is over! :)

[Fat boy]

Laker fans because they never come early.


:lmao

[Fat boy]

Those of you that think ST posters don't make the best lovers think again!!


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30997

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[Lakers999]

i did a nuggets fan and a bulls fan.........

nuggets fan was the best and she didnt yell rape

[TheManFromAcme]

My Lord, what a thread.
Got Penicillin?

[21_Blessings]

Laker fans have the biggest dicks.

:bking

Hey Spurs fan, tell us how our dick taste.

[John Kerry]

spur fan:"was my penis bigger than mav fan?"

:lmao that's exactly what they would say.

After learning that Mav Fan has a bigger penis, Spur Fan would then reply "Four Orgasms, Faggot!"