Brit Hume: Tiger Woods must become Christian to be forgiven

[Nbadan]

Surprised nobody has posted this....is Hume drunk?


cVjuO5v5Cts

Step 1: Convert to Chritianity
Step 2: Commit a bunch of really fun crimes. Woo Hoo, I can pay my bills now!
Step 3: Get Forgiven

Rinse and repeat

[baseline bum]

Buddhist? I thought all black people were muslims.

[Oh, Gee!!]

I'm sure one religion has something Tiger really needs: 72 virgins.

[Def Rowe]

If you stuck a lump of coal up Brit Hume's ass, in two week's you'd have a diamond.

[admiralsnackbar]

If you stuck a lump of coal up Brit Hume's ass, in two week's you'd have a diamond.

Or a gravitational singularity.

[Cry Havoc]

Or a gravitational singularity.

Careful now. The term "black hole" is racist.

[Drachen]

Lol. Even Bill O'Reilly was calling him out on this one. Y'all should have seen the Daily Show "story" on this last night. It was great. Y'all should look for the clip including the part with Assif Mandvi (sp?).

[panic giraffe]

it was funnier how olberman talked about it.

"what if instead of christianity, you insert islam"

nice way of hitting the christianfacists are the same as islamofacists point.

[clambake]

republicans usually save the jesus card unless they're caught chasing man tail.

this could be progress.

[DarkReign]

Surprised nobody has posted this....is Hume drunk?

Why would you be surprised?

Because you think its news or that Hume is an obsolete dinosaur and this has some comedic value?

[ChumpDumper]

Why can't he become a Jew?

[DarkReign]

Why can't he become a Jew?

Good question. Because they dont accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior? That they dont believe in the Holy Trinity?

[Spurminator]

If he's talking about what it would take for the American public to forgive him, he's not all that far off base.

Think about it, Tiger appears in a megachurch and gives a confessional to the audience, begs forgiveness and promises to be a servant for Christ, a loyal husband and glorify God through golf. After a few "IAmSecond" ads and videos, his Q rating will be right back up at an acceptable endorsement level.

[EmptyMan]

lmaolmao

Brit Hume just got an early Bid into Jackass of the Year 2010.

[EmptyMan]

Lol. Even Bill O'Reilly was calling him out on this one. Y'all should have seen the Daily Show "story" on this last night. It was great. Y'all should look for the clip including the part with Assif Mandvi (sp?).


I caught that episode last night and it completely owned the entire mainstream right media.

Completely owned. The part about "Because they were all f'ing Kids!!!" Was genius.

[Drachen]

I caught that episode last night and it completely owned the entire mainstream right media.

Completely owned. The part about "Because they were all f'ing Kids!!!" Was genius.

I loved that. Especially the part where he walked in to the 1930s lady and said "please let your time be the simpler time they were talking about" she said "why" and he said "because I don't think I can go back any farther." Then she was talking about playing games as a kid and he said what type of games and she said "climbing up a pole, then our parents would tell us to get down and beat us" and he looked incredulous and said "so a fun time when you were a kid was playing a game of climb the pole and get beaten." Also when he told the kid "when you grow up you will go on TV and cry" the kid: "no I wont"

[boutons_deux]

"Think about it, Tiger appears in a megachurch and gives a confessional to the audience, begs forgiveness"

he's gotta cry, too. Lots of tears, sobbing, sniffling.

[Ignignokt]

I don't know where it states in the Constitution separation of Church and Media figures.

[jack sommerset]

People who cheat are assholes.

[admiralsnackbar]

People who cheat are assholes.

Lot of assholes in this world.

[DarkReign]

Lot of assholes in this world.

Thats even before I knew they was cheatin'.

[spursncowboys]

If you stuck a lump of coal up Brit Hume's ass, in two week's you'd have a diamond.
I thought he looked more like the dad from Beethoven than Cameron from FBDO.

[EmptyMan]

I get a kick out of Brit Hume because he used to be just a Fox News Show Host, maybe he was something before that - I don't know.

Now he has tried to transition to actual analysist with his deep authoritative voice, and he spits this stuff out.

[Supergirl]

Surprised nobody has posted this....is Hume drunk?


cVjuO5v5Cts

Step 1: Convert to Chritianity
Step 2: Commit a bunch of really fun crimes. Woo Hoo, I can pay my bills now!
Step 3: Get Forgiven

Rinse and repeat

Well, that is the basis of Christianity. Although, I think "crime" is not the right word...they would say sin.

And incidentally, adultery is not a crime. It is a sin, according to some people's morality, but we haven't legislated that level of intrusion into people's lives...yet.

[Drachen]

Well, that is the basis of Christianity. Although, I think "crime" is not the right word...they would say sin.

And incidentally, adultery is not a crime. It is a sin, according to some people's morality, but we haven't legislated that level of intrusion into people's lives...yet.

No, we actually HAVE already, but got rid of it.


http://www.jonhs.com/mugshots/sinatra.htm

[Kamnik]

Lol. Even Bill O'Reilly was calling him out on this one. Y'all should have seen the Daily Show "story" on this last night. It was great. Y'all should look for the clip including the part with Assif Mandvi (sp?).

The Daily Show was AWSOME this week... too funny to describe! :toast

[spursncowboys]

Well, that is the basis of Christianity. Although, I think "crime" is not the right word...they would say sin.

And incidentally, adultery is not a crime. It is a sin, according to some people's morality, but we haven't legislated that level of intrusion into people's lives...yet.
YOu mean anymore. BTW, adultery is still a crime in some states.

[Spurminator]

YOu mean anymore. BTW, adultery is still a crime in some states.

And how do you feel about this?