Wow, makes me wonder what Granny was hiding in her dresser

[Summers]

I did a lot of online and magazine shopping for Christmas, so now I'm on a bunch of mailing lists, which is fine, because it means I get lots of fun catalogs to look through.

Somehow I ended up getting some old-people catalog, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's stuff like incontinence aids and diabetic socks and house dresses and pain relief creams, and then, boom, 4 pages of sex toys. :wow When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope. :lol

The weird thing is, it's not all grouped together. There's 2 pages of dildos and erection creams, then a few pages of granny panties and ugly elastic-waist jeans and hearing aids, then two more pages of sex toys.

[balli]

Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?

[baseline bum]

Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?

[tp2021]

Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?

How about a Matlock fat cock?

[Blue Jew]

Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?

Not sure but I did see some Angel_luv just say no to sex ultra thick condoms.

[balli]

Not sure but I did see some Angel_luv just say no to sex ultra thick condoms.
Just say no to condoms, condoms. :tu

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope. :lol




:lol


You probably just reach and age where you don't care what people think anymore.


I think I'm there already...

[Ignignokt]

Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?

:toast

balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.

My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?

I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..

[tp2021]

:toast

balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.

My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?

I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..

You are interested in a first-hand account of Kobe sexplay?

[Ignignokt]

You are interested in a first-hand account of Kobe sexplay?

Why get defensive? Is that what you do? Nothing wrong with it.. if that's what you are into. I'm not making fun of you.

[BlackSwordsMan]

so how many dildos did you buy

[Blue Jew]

Maybe we should merge this topic with the Fantasy topic?

[tp2021]

Why get defensive? Is that what you do? Nothing wrong with it.. if that's what you are into. I'm not making fun of you.

Strange response.