World's first sex robot

[phyzik]

:lol

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3634162.html

The world's first robot girlfriend - a life size rubber doll who can have sex with her owner and even talk about football - has been unveiled.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1559321.jpg

Dark-haired, negligee-clad 'Roxxxy' comes complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Standing 5ft 7ins tall, the doll comes with five "personalities", and is "ready for action" her developers said.

Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy, there's a young unnamed doll with a naive personality, Mature Martha is matriarchal and caring, while S & M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.

Coming with a laptop the doll, priced between £4,350 and £6,000, was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas at the weekend.

Douglas Hines, the robot's football loving inventor, said the real aim was to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to.

"She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," the New Jersey-based artificial intelligence engineer said.

Mr Hines, from TrueCompanion, said the doll could carry out simple conversations and was designed to "know exactly what you like".

"Sex only goes so far, then you want to be able to talk to the person," he said. "She knows exactly what you like. If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer."

The sex robot is available in Europe and the United States and will eventually be available all over the world. A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.

[Blake]

damn, that's an ugly mug.

You'd think they'd make a robot that you don't have to brown bag or turn out the lights on.

[Frenzy]

USB connection?

hookers better step up their game.

[clambake]

looks like lady gaga.

[clambake]

no pictures of her "fuse box"?

[Thompson]

(eyes glow red) "Come with me if you want to live."





Yeah, I'm sorry. That was pretty bad.

[eyeh8u]

i wonder what the kellybluebook value is on a used one?

[I'd hit it]

I'd hit it.

[Bender]

I would have mine talking about computers, basketball, and motorcycles...

oh yeah, and fine cigars.

[blkroadrunners]

Coming with a laptop the doll, priced between £4,350 and £6,000, was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas at the weekend.

How much does that translate in US $$??

[MiamiHeat]

for that price, you could buy yourself a bride from a former soviet nation or the asian regions like china or vietnam

[lefty]

Based on that picture, it's safe to say that Tony Parker already owns one

[Dex]

"Sex only goes so far, then you want to be able to talk to the person," he said. "She knows exactly what you like. If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer."

As if this whole deal wasn't creepily hilarious enough, this quote right here takes the cake.

I'm sure what every guy is looking for is a sex toy that he can lie and talk with afterwards.

[BlackSwordsMan]

<~ worlds first owner

[tlongII]

You buy a lot of hookers with that kind of dough.

[cool cat]

I thought the worlds first sex robot was Paris Hilton

*badum-CHING

[PM5K]

(eyes glow red) "Come with me if you want to live."





Yeah, I'm sorry. That was pretty bad.

Makes no sense idiot.

[AnthonyM]

Lmao, this was on the same site...

Sex study ruined by porn-loving men Scientists had to give up on a study of pornography - because they couldn't find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before.


Researchers planned to recruit two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never seen explicit films.
But they were shocked when they could not find any men who had not watched blue movies, reports The Sun.


Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse, of the University of Montreal, Canada, said: "The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women.


"We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn't find any."


The scientist was eventually forced to change to studying the habits of young men who did use porn.


It was found single young men viewed porn for 40 minutes three times a week, compared with those in committed relationships who watch it 1.7 times a week for 20 minutes.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3586858.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

[phyzik]

Lmao, this was on the same site...

Sex study ruined by porn-loving men Scientists had to give up on a study of pornography - because they couldn't find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before.


Researchers planned to recruit two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never seen explicit films.
But they were shocked when they could not find any men who had not watched blue movies, reports The Sun.


Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse, of the University of Montreal, Canada, said: "The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women.


"We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn't find any."


The scientist was eventually forced to change to studying the habits of young men who did use porn.


It was found single young men viewed porn for 40 minutes three times a week, compared with those in committed relationships who watch it 1.7 times a week for 20 minutes.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3586858.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

wow, Im signle (as far as not married) and I dont think I watch THAT much porn. 40 minutes 3 times a week? Damn, I thought I was bad even WITH a girl.... I bet Im even under the guys with commited relationships.... The chick Im seeing is a freak though, so I guess Im lucky. :toast

[pawe]

For that much money, they could have at least made it prettier. Over/under on how many men will get their dicks electrocuted.

[polandprzem]

Do thay have hands to sale?

[mrsmaalox]

It's strange anyone would pay that kind of money to have sex with something that unnattractive and then have a conversation with it!

[lefty]

It's strange anyone would pay that kind of money to have sex with something that unnattractive and then have a conversation with it!
Are you talking about prostitutes?

[mrsmaalox]

Are you talking about prostitutes?

The robot. I don't think you have to talk to prostitutes do you?

[hater]

goddam what an ugly bitch

[JudynTX]

Men and their toys. :lol

[Frenzy]

Men and their toys. :lol
relax "rocky" will be out soon.

[JudynTX]

relax "rocky" will be out soon.

:hat I got the real rocky, thanks anyway.

[TheMACHINE]

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[Frenzy]

I asuume there is an off button cause girl wasn't moving. Likes what i like huh...I can imagine the robot

ROBOT: I like the spurs yes i like the spurs.
ME: they gonna bet the lakers?
ROBOT "no sorry But i like the spurs"
ME: What why!
ROBOT: Well you see the players are unmatched and the bench.....
ME: (turns off robot)


lol not to mention look at that face. That jaw line can cut your potatoes.

[760Spursfan]

for that price, you could buy yourself a bride from a former soviet nation or the asian regions like china or vietnam


The only problem with that is they come out here make a couple friends and then its over.....now they have rights as women stop cooking, cleaning, fucking etc. At least with "Frigid" you could lock the bitch up in the closet until you need her and sounds like she has an English accent.

[Thompson]

Makes no sense idiot.

It does if you substitute the more vulgar spelling, which I didn't want to use. Idiot.

[Cheese]

the technology WILL get to the point of being lifelike sooner than later.no more idiotic unilateral pregnancies.no more having to develop a “rap”.no more STD’s.no more spending…spenDING…SPENDING! not seeing the downside to this at all.

[PM5K]

It does if you substitute the more vulgar spelling, which I didn't want to use. Idiot.

Nope.