*** Guest Celebrity Appearances for the Kori Ellis Show ***

[Les Grossman]

Hello Spurstalk Community.

I am now serving as representation for all special guest callers for the Kori Ellis show. Kobe, Dirk, and Steve are among my clients, and as you well know, they made themselves available for an appearance on the show last night, and were a big hit with the fans. I also am currently representing Avery Johnson, Mark Cuban, Bill Walton, Jerry Jones, and Chris Berman, all of whom have expressed great interest in being on the Kori Ellis show in the near future. Should any other celebrity voices out there be interested, PM me, and I can get you a slot for an appearance on the show.

Thanks.

[Les Grossman]

I just got a call from Kevin Garnett, who is interested in making an appearance, but is inquiring about the policy of cursing on the show.

Kori?

Timvp?

Answers?

[timvp]

Tell KG to try it out. Perhaps his profanities will aid the show.

Annnnnnnnnnnything is possssssssssible.

[J.T.'s Agent]

Any celebs or sports players wanting an appearance on the show need not enlist in the services of a chode like Les Grossman. If you want on the show, it's simple. PM me and I'll guarantee a live appearance on the Kori Ellis Show. I can arrange for your sound byte to be re-aired on SportsCenter, and if you really want to, even get you flown to the studio to guest host live with Kori and LJ. And after it's all done we'll go out and enjoy ourselves with some Swedish pornstars and a full psychoactive narcotics buffet.

And Kevin, if you want to curse on the show, go for it. I'll pay your fine if it's in the interest of better sports media analysis. Lord save us when people like Skip Bayless are allowed to talk about sports on TV everyday.

Thanks,

DR

[Les Grossman]

Any celebs or sports players wanting an appearance on the show need not enlist in the services of a chode like Les Grossman. If you want on the show, it's simple. PM me and I'll guarantee a live appearance on the Kori Ellis Show. I can arrange for your sound byte to be re-aired on SportsCenter, and if you really want to, even get you flown to the studio to guest host live with Kori and LJ. And after it's all done we'll go out and enjoy ourselves with some Swedish pornstars and a full psychoactive narcotics buffet.

And Kevin, if you want to curse on the show, go for it. I'll pay your fine if it's in the interest of better sports media analysis. Lord save us when people like Skip Bayless are allowed to talk about sports on TV everyday.

Thanks,

DR

Listen up, fuckface. Don't make promises you can't keep. Do you hear me? I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF, AND RAM IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL PISS OUT THE MOUTH FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL BORN LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. ME.

[ShoogarBear]

Show me the money.

[mookie2001]

Fake!

[I. Hustle]

Where is Ari? Or better yet, where is Arliss?

[ElNono]

We need JJ Barea to make an appearance on the show...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We need JJ Barea to make an appearance on the show...

They should have a J of Week segment ranging the whole alphabet. Avery Johson, BJ Armstrong, CJ Watson, DJ Mbenga, Kevin Johnson, and so on. When they get to the L part they can give Larry Johnson a call and have he and Mr. Ellis duke it out for the title of LJ supremacy.

[koriwhat]

i'm going to call in tonight and talk about food and beer then go eat and drink right afterward. should make for good radio because last nights cast of dirk, nash and kobe sucked it up!

then again i can talk about anything and it'd make for better radio outside of kori, lj and ericb. god help us if we have to endure shit dirk/arnold again.

[Hooters Girl]

How come Kori hasn't invited Jeanne Jakle to be on the show?


http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/jeanne.jakle?ref=nf

[stretch]

i'm going to call in tonight and talk about food and beer then go eat and drink right afterward. should make for good radio because last nights cast of dirk, nash and kobe sucked it up!

then again i can talk about anything and it'd make for better radio outside of kori, lj and ericb. god help us if we have to endure shit dirk/arnold again.

lol, someone here seems awfully obsessed with trashing mavs fans

either that, or they are just really butthurt over something

[koriwhat]

lol, someone here seems awfully obsessed with trashing mavs fans

either that, or they are just really butthurt over something

i'm trashing mav fans now? someone has their head up their ass and thinks everyone is trying to get a whiff of it... stretch your ass stinks and no one wants to toss your salad so move on bitch.

i didn't single one mav fan out in my last reply. just simply the people who called in with their lackluster impressions fuckin' need to well "raise the bar!"

good day pony boy.

[stretch]

i'm trashing mav fans now? someone has their head up their ass and thinks everyone is trying to get a whiff of it... stretch your ass stinks and no one wants to toss your salad so move on bitch.

i didn't single one mav fan out in my last reply. just simply the people who called in with their lackluster impressions fuckin' need to well "raise the bar!"

good day pony boy.

lol butthurt spurfan

[timvp]

Kermit vs. Koriwhat. Tonight.

[Phillip]

count on it pee drinking crap face!

[koriwhat]

Kermit vs. Koriwhat. Tonight.

i cant wait... then again i don't think i have the voice for radio but whatever.

btw stretch... good screen name for someone who is always smellin' the dead roses that grow up ones ass. you use both hands or just one to pry that swollen colon wide open? gay lingo isn't my forte but when in rome you gotta talk like the citizens right?

[stretch]

i cant wait... then again i don't think i have the voice for radio but whatever.

btw stretch... good screen name for someone who is always smellin' the dead roses that grow up ones ass. you use both hands or just one to pry that swollen colon wide open? gay lingo isn't my forte but when in rome you gotta talk like the citizens right?

cool story bro

[koriwhat]

cool story bro

thanks brah!

[DannyT]

lol butthurt spurfan

Kori-Dub is a sensative one so watch out. He might start crying on the air like Big Mac

[koriwhat]

Kori-Dub is a sensative one so watch out. He might start crying on the air like Big Mac

boohoo... not sensitive at all to tell you the truth. i'm stone fuckin' cold ese! chinFUCKINgasos!

[urunobili]

lol we should make a celebrity death match in between posters!

damn I would actually pay for a whottt vs. timvp live session :tu