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I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 12:14 PM
punch one poster from ST who would it be, why and where would you punch them?

You don't have to hate or dislike the person you could say I would hit atrain to see if his head deflates or I would hit Mister Sinister to see if he yells obscenities in my face and starts scratching himself until he bleeds or MiamiHeat just to see if he loses faith in you. Whoever it is.

I know there will be a few for Hustle but at least give me a good why and how not just I would punch you for starting this thread.

The Gemini Method
01-14-2010, 12:15 PM
I. Hustle for having a trucker hat as an avatar... ;)

BacktoBasics
01-14-2010, 12:17 PM
I'd like to puts Blake's nose inside out.

Also I'd like to kick Jack Somerset in the nuts so hard his ears bleed.

Bigzax
01-14-2010, 12:18 PM
i would smack cosmic to see if he could lift me by the throat...

and then we drink and eat bbq.

i would smack shelly on the butt because i'm a man and that's what i do...

and then we drink and eat cosmic's bbq.

after that, i would smack anyone that touches my drink or my bbq. :tu

BacktoBasics
01-14-2010, 12:18 PM
Wouldn't mind punching Katy in the cooter either. Of course in a playful way.

mrsmaalox
01-14-2010, 12:36 PM
I don't care to punch anyone because I don't think it would help anything. And because I don't know how to deliver a good punch. But you know that TDMVPDPOY guy? I would be willing to hold on to his shoulders and give him a good shake or two, just to see if anything gets rattled back into place.

Blake
01-14-2010, 12:38 PM
I'd like to puts Blake's nose inside out.


:lol I believe you.

it's funny what constant failing in debates does to other people on the internets.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 12:41 PM
I would donkey punch Ash. Not because I don't like her or anything but just because it might make her feel like she accomplished something by letting me use her.

z0sa
01-14-2010, 12:48 PM
:lol I believe you.

it's funny what constant failing in debates does to other people on the internets.

first butthurt poster of the thread award goes to Blake!

BacktoBasics
01-14-2010, 12:56 PM
first butthurt poster of the thread award goes to Blake!
No doubt it would have been a travesty if he actually avoided the use of the word "fail" in some form or fashion.

People like Blake never learn anything. Because in their world they're always right no matter how wrong they are. Ignorance is bliss and Blake is the most self-righteous blissful bastard of them all.

z0sa
01-14-2010, 12:58 PM
No doubt it would have been a travesty if he actually avoided the use of the word "fail" in some form or fashion.

People like Blake never learn anything. Because in their world they're always right no matter how wrong they are. Ignorance is bliss and Blake is the most self-righteous blissful bastard of them all.

As long as he keeps us laughing.

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 01:01 PM
dirk4mvp

Blake
01-14-2010, 01:01 PM
first butthurt poster of the thread award goes to Blake!

naw, the first butthurt poster is the one that wants to punch another poster in the face for things said on an internet forum.

but way to confirm how much hurt butt you have received from me.

z0sa
01-14-2010, 01:02 PM
but way to confirm how much hurt butt you have received from me.

:lol care to explain this one?

Blake
01-14-2010, 01:03 PM
No doubt it would have been a travesty if he actually avoided the use of the word "fail" in some form or fashion.

People like Blake never learn anything. Because in their world they're always right no matter how wrong they are. Ignorance is bliss and Blake is the most self-righteous blissful bastard of them all.


As long as he keeps us laughing.

B2B is providing enough butthurt humor for the entire group.

:tu keep it up

z0sa
01-14-2010, 01:05 PM
B2B is providing enough butthurt humor for the entire group.

:tu keep it up

everyone is taking you very seriously right now.

Blake
01-14-2010, 01:06 PM
:lol care to explain this one?

You are very clearly still miffed and butthurt for all the times you've been shot down with your young earth theories, otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to post a lie about me being the first butthurt poster in this thread.

Blake
01-14-2010, 01:08 PM
everyone is taking you very seriously right now.

Nobody but you....and maybe B2B.

z0sa
01-14-2010, 01:09 PM
You are very clearly still miffed and butthurt for all the times you've been shot down with your young earth theories, otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to post a lie about me being the first butthurt poster in this thread.

lol, the only person here clearly miffed and butthurt is you.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 01:15 PM
dirk4mvp

Where and why?



Back on topic people!

I would punch IM in the ribs. I think because he is from California and wouldn't get so upset about it. He would probably only do like 2 or 3 drive-bys at my house.

Fpoonsie
01-14-2010, 01:23 PM
I don't think I've been in a fight since gradeschool, but I'd prolly punch illuzion in the vagina.

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 01:24 PM
Where and why?



Back on topic people!

I would punch IM in the ribs. I think because he is from California and wouldn't get so upset about it. He would probably only do like 2 or 3 drive-bys at my house.

Because he has hair like the kids from Two-a-days.


Getting punched in the stomach when you're fat is like the worst thing.

ORION
01-14-2010, 01:27 PM
I should punch myself in the face for actually opening this thread.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 01:30 PM
I should punch myself in the face for actually opening this thread.

You should. Why do you only do drive bys now? Have you been hanging out with IM?

ORION
01-14-2010, 01:34 PM
You should. Why do you only do drive bys now? Have you been hanging out with IM?
Work schedule, but it should be picking up again in the next few weeks.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 01:37 PM
AAAAHHHHH ok that makes sense.


I would also like to punch Orion in the excess skin.

ORION
01-14-2010, 01:47 PM
AAAAHHHHH ok that makes sense.


I would also like to punch Orion in the excess skin.
I have no excess skin. Its all currently being used. Besides your punch would be like a leaf falling on me.

Greg Oden
01-14-2010, 01:49 PM
definitely that nerdy looking faggot in the mookie crew. but i don't want to pick on handicaps, so i pick lakaluva.

tlongII
01-14-2010, 01:55 PM
I doubt I'd punch anybody. Wouldn't be worth it.

Kermit
01-14-2010, 02:01 PM
Bunch of fucking pacifists ruining the goddamn thread.

thispego
01-14-2010, 02:03 PM
definitely that nerdy looking faggot in the mookie crew. but i don't want to pick on handicaps, so i pick lakaluva.

which one? cause you would get handled by any one of us.

symple19
01-14-2010, 02:05 PM
Sigz, and I'd go for the throat to try and collapse his windpipe so he'd die

Greg Oden
01-14-2010, 02:05 PM
which one? cause you would get handled by any one of us.

:lmao

Your group is a bunch of wanna be hardass posers. Especially you. I know for certain you aren't handling anybody.

symple19
01-14-2010, 02:06 PM
awesome thread BTW

dirk4mvp
01-14-2010, 02:08 PM
dirk4mvp

I could take you.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Bunch of fucking pacifists ruining the goddamn thread.

Just doing my part to "Raise the Bar"

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 02:11 PM
I could take you.

There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor, kid.

dirk4mvp
01-14-2010, 02:11 PM
There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor, kid.

Did you take this line from 90210?

thispego
01-14-2010, 02:14 PM
:lmao

Your group is a bunch of wanna be hardass posers. Especially you. I know for certain you aren't handling anybody.

we 'wanna be' nothing. we already are/were. and we are hardass, yes, and not posers, it's spelled posTers.

Kermit
01-14-2010, 02:15 PM
There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor, kid.

Congrats. You've passed Richard Simmons of the gayness scale.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:16 PM
I'd like to punch all of y'all that are ruining my thread... right in the ovaries!

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Did you take this line from 90210?

I got it from stretch.

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Congrats. You've passed Richard Simmons of the gayness scale.

Nice to see you post in the college thread after the NT game. I'm sure you'll make up some excuse. At least the mookie crew showed up.

dirk4mvp
01-14-2010, 02:22 PM
I got it from stretch.

lol taking lines from asians

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:25 PM
http://majorleaguejerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/blount_punch.gif

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:25 PM
http://brendonconnelly.com/animations/punch.gif

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:26 PM
http://internetdomainnamedotcom.com/image/images/318_punch.gif

easjer
01-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Did you take this line from 90210?

Breakfast Club.

z0sa
01-14-2010, 02:29 PM
the "2 hits" line is the oldest in the book.

I. Hustle
01-14-2010, 02:29 PM
lol chicks

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2248/2078803149_be25825c00_o.gif

symple19
01-14-2010, 02:29 PM
FCvj4kTJqT8

Kermit
01-14-2010, 02:30 PM
Nice to see you post in the college thread after the NT game. I'm sure you'll make up some excuse. At least the mookie crew showed up.

I wasn't there before the game. You got something to say to me about it, do it now. I'm here.

Blake
01-14-2010, 02:51 PM
lol, the only person here clearly miffed and butthurt is you.

the only person obviously lying here is you.

bus driver
01-14-2010, 02:51 PM
FCvj4kTJqT8

thats just fucked up! i dont watch it but i am sure she didnt deserve it.....

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 02:52 PM
I wasn't there before the game. You got something to say to me about it, do it now. I'm here.

Alright.

That's all I wanted to say.

Kermit
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
Alright.

That's all I wanted to say.

Alright.

symple19
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
thats just fucked up! i dont watch it but i am sure she didnt deserve it.....

no, she certainly didn't.

mrsmaalox
01-15-2010, 02:31 AM
I love it when the testosterone starts to flow in these threads :lmao

z0sa
01-15-2010, 03:00 AM
I love it when the testosterone starts to flow in these threads :lmao

sup sexy

mavs>spurs2
01-15-2010, 04:20 AM
we 'wanna be' nothing. we already are/were. and we are hardass, yes, and not posers, it's spelled posTers.

Brah, I can't tell if this act is fake or not since you've been pretty consistent with it, so I'll tell it to you like this. You're a nerdy looking pussy. You're also around 5'8, 135. You aren't kicking anyone's ass. Dirk is 6'4, you would have to jump just to hit him. I already told you and 4cc if you come to my stomping grounds, south oak cliff, I will whip both of your asses at the same time. That's an open challenge.

koriwhat
01-15-2010, 04:29 AM
thisprego is a bitch who deserves a good 1 - 2 straight to the chin! fuckin' bitch!

mavs>spurs2
01-15-2010, 04:30 AM
:lmao thisprego :tu

MiamiHeat
01-15-2010, 07:16 AM
punch one poster from ST who would it be, why and where would you punch them?

You don't have to hate or dislike the person you could say I would hit atrain to see if his head deflates or I would hit Mister Sinister to see if he yells obscenities in my face and starts scratching himself until he bleeds or MiamiHeat just to see if he loses faith in you. Whoever it is.

I know there will be a few for Hustle but at least give me a good why and how not just I would punch you for starting this thread.

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 07:46 AM
"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

Ya gotta have faith

katyon6th
01-15-2010, 08:12 AM
Wouldn't mind punching Katy in the cooter either. Of course in a playful way.

This made me think of "pussy bruise". Where's Shoogarbear???

And I'm not down with the cooter punch, btw.

J.T.
01-15-2010, 08:24 AM
I'd punch ducks.

In the ovaries.

MiamiHeat
01-15-2010, 08:32 AM
Ya gotta have faith

Sounds like you suffer from bitch dependency. It's a common problem, and I can help you with that. My pimp hand is strong

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:02 AM
I'm a bitch

Go warm up my pizza bitch! AND you better not be calling your mom while you are in there! When you are done with that come watch me play video games for 5 hours!

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:05 AM
I would punch MH right in the cawksucker for taking too long to warm up my pizza.

MiamiHeat
01-15-2010, 09:08 AM
I'll pimp slap you if you don't bring me my pizza fast enough, Hustler.

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:13 AM
I'm a bitch.

Everyone already knows. Look you are ruining my thread and causing me to lose faith in you.

MiamiHeat
01-15-2010, 09:19 AM
You got exactly 10 minutes to bring me my pizza. Get a move on, or I'll be angry. My pimp hand is strong

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:24 AM
I could sure go for a huge cawk up my ass right about now.

wrong thread


/h0m0 forum

MiamiHeat
01-15-2010, 09:27 AM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/slap-bitch-demotivational-poster.jpg

3 minutes left, Hustler. I don't like to be kept waiting.

Ed Lover
01-15-2010, 09:27 AM
My pimp hand is strong

C'mon son!!! Getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

http://i44.tinypic.com/e7nzad.jpg

I. Hustle
01-15-2010, 09:44 AM
Hey EL, would you hit Dre?

Ed Lover
01-15-2010, 11:25 AM
Hey EL, would you hit Dre?

C'mon son!! Fer real! That's my homeboy! Getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

Hype Man Manu
01-15-2010, 11:37 AM
http://www.flumesday.com/images/Famous/dre.jpg