I have a question pertaining the female species.

[Ignignokt]

There are probably a only handful of women who truly enjoy giving head on planet earth.


But, nowadays i met a couple of dudes who claim they've been with women who love head just as much as intercourse.

Now, i believe the same thing can be said about guys.

No true man loves eating pussy. He just does it out of love, and sacrifice and wanting his woman to be pleasured.

Now, if women did truly loved giving head, the market would indicate this to be true.

But right now, as we currently speak.. there are no sex toys for woman to simulate a blowjob. Trust me, if women truly love the simple act of giving head, there would be dildo on the market that would be flaccid but gets aroused and harder as a woman sucks it, and then it would squirt out assorted custards.

If women liked getting facials, another lie by some women. There would be dildos that would be hooked up to pressure washer tanks filled with pina colada mix ready to sploadate a woman's face like the BAMA lineman did to Cart Mcry.

As to this day, i have not heard such things exist.

Do any of you women, when you're man is not around, instead of pulling out the vibrator, whip out a jar of of marshmallow cream and apply facialy and come this way?

I doubt it.

I mean, for guys, i know that they make pornstar vaginas, but i would figure guys just stick their wangs in to said holes instead of dripping fish bait attractant on fake labias and proceeding to blow bubbles on said lips.

I guess my point is, when it comes to sex, i want honesty.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

i like eating out pussy i never get any tho so shucks man

[Ignignokt]

i like eating out pussy i never get any tho so shucks man

You should hook up with a dyke and just offer to eat pussy without anything in return if you love it so much.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

why don't you kiss my ass brih

[Ignignokt]

why don't you kiss my ass brih

I wouldn't want to break your dry spell.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

kiss my ass brih

[Ignignokt]

kiss my ass brih

You should ask Steve Nash, that avatar makes it seem like he's a willing man.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

kiss my ass bruh

[Ignignokt]

cuz sun fans don't have dicks to taunt with is that why?

[Nash2TimeMVp]

kiss my ass BRAH

[Ignignokt]

You got anything like that to say in haiku format?

[I_Speak_4_Dallas_Fan]

:lmao

[Nash2TimeMVp]

You got anything like that to say in haiku format?

broogh kiss my ass you must

[Ignignokt]

broogh kiss my ass you must


That's gay stuff brah brih brrooo brahski.. Go sit on a pylon brih!

[Nash2TimeMVp]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2504/kissor.jpg

[I_Speak_4_Dallas_Fan]

:lmao

[Ignignokt]

LOL!:lmao

no tanx brah.

Good effort.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

i quit this convo aint going no where.

[Ignignokt]

i quit this convo aint going no where.

You got to get out there and market yourself if you want to break your dry spell.:toast

but, if a chick were to tell me to kiss her ass in exchange for sploads on her face in which i could post on the nets, that would be enticing.

somethin for somethin.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

i would lick a chicks asshole for a chance to do some sploogin

[Ignignokt]

i would lick a chicks asshole for a chance to do some sploogin

In this case since i'm spur fan and you're sunfan, you would have to kiss my ass in return to recieve spooge on your face.

Thankfully, i'm spurfan not Laker fan, and unfortunately for you, the chance to hop on the Culbear train has passed.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

wait brih, you're a chick?

[Ignignokt]

wait brih, you're a chick?

rofl! chicks don't commit facials on dudes. Your claim that you don't get any is receiving more cred now, brah.

[Nash2TimeMVp]

whatevs brih, anyhoo if any chicks want there ass licked in exchange for some nash2timemvp splooge call me

[Bukefal]

Oh no, not you again, the ' oh my god I get horny when I talk about sex on a public forum, especially when female members respond to me' guy.

[mrsmaalox]

OMFG!! "The female species" :lmao :lmao

[DisAsTerBot]

he must be constantly perusing the dildo catalogues

[I. Hustle]

For a dude that doesn't believe in sex toys you sure do stay up to date. Or are you just against women using them?

[Ignignokt]

Oh no, not you again, the ' oh my god I get horny when I talk about sex on a public forum, especially when female members respond to me' guy.

Rofl! bukkakefail!

I didn't flirt with any women in the last thread. Infact i laid the law down on you and your lil boy zosa.

:toast

[Ignignokt]

he must be constantly perusing the dildo catalogues

that must be it, if i somehow showed any mastery on the subject you were knowledgeable enough to recognize it.

[Ignignokt]

For a dude that doesn't believe in sex toys you sure do stay up to date. Or are you just against women using them?

:lol, i don't get the idea where you think i am an expert on them. And as far as women using them, i'm not proposing any legislation... oh nm. THis is the guy that got severely butthurt becuase i didn't think he was a great poster.

Maybe you need to use one yourself. You've been a whiny bitch ever since, even though i didn't even scoff you.

[Kermit]

Ignignokt has become the best poster on this site. Congrats brih.

Honesty would be appreciated when it comes to blowjobs. When we were dating, I would get it whenever I wanted. But now that we're married, once a year. Anniversary. Says she hates them. Don't get married fellas.

[RGMCSE]

Ignignokt has become the best poster on this site. Congrats brih.

Honesty would be appreciated when it comes to blowjobs. When we were dating, I would get it whenever I wanted. But now that we're married, once a year. Anniversary. Says she hates them. Don't get married fellas.



My wife tried to pull the same shit a long time ago. One time we were having a discussion about our relationship and the topic of sex came up. I told her that she's not pulling her weight on the BJ front and it would affect our relationship severely. Problem solved! I don't even ask for them anymore. Marriage is all about compromising. You win some and you lose some.


Rob

[I. Hustle]

:lol, i don't get the idea where you think i am an expert on them. And as far as women using them, i'm not proposing any legislation... oh nm. THis is the guy that got severely butthurt becuase i didn't think he was a great poster.

Maybe you need to use one yourself. You've been a whiny bitch ever since, even though i didn't even scoff you.


WTF did I do dude?! To call me out personally! LOL I don't really care. I don't force you to read my threads. You get out of it what you put in. Personally I like to ruffle the feathers of the weak and there are a few people on here that I will not make fun of or call out because they earned my respect. Then there are a few on here that I can joke with and they won't bitch or moan and they also have my respect.
If you want quality threads and decent content then put in work. Otherwise hit the bricks.

I believe that was my original response there little guy. You want to talk about someone being a whiney bitch how about someone who starts why am I here threads but continues to stick around?

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

[I. Hustle]

:sleep

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

He was trying to ask for tips. He just didn't want to come out and say it.

[lebomb]

g/f prior to my wife gobbled my johnson on the very first date. Every time I saw her after that time, she went straight for my junk and crammed it down her throat. She loved giving head.

Wife now? ehhhhh, she can take it or leave it. More so leave it. :lmao

[tp2021]

This retard got trolled so hard and just kept plowing through the thread. Beautiful.

[Ignignokt]

He was trying to ask for tips. He just didn't want to come out and say it.

If i wanted to ask tips on how to give blowjobs, i would of pm'ed you brah.

[Ignignokt]

:sleep

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

I didn't mean to offend you if you like sucking cock. my bad.

[Ignignokt]

I believe that was my original response there little guy. You want to talk about someone being a whiney bitch how about someone who starts why am I here threads but continues to stick around?

We're just very thankful that you give us purpose for being here. We're in debted to you.

I mean, you're like the forum life coach in training, you've got a lot going for you kid. Wouldn't want to take that away from you.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Female is a gender, not a species numbnuts.

Oh, and OP, you make a lot of assumptions which aren't true. I'll leave it at that.

[Ignignokt]

Female is a gender, not a species numbnuts.

Oh, and OP, you make a lot of assumptions which aren't true. I'll leave it at that.

RuffednReamedDoggyStyle, i'm not writing a scientific journal or a medical journal.

If you like sucking cock, more power to you. I wouldn't question that.

[katyon6th]

I don't understand your logic when you make comments like "If girls like it as much as they say they do, why don't they have a toy simulating them giving head???". We all know the most satisfaction from giving our partner head is their satisfaction. Duh, stupid.

[xellos88330]

I think women say they like giving head because it will impress the man. Most of the time it is in the beginning of the relationship. They do it out of curiosity. Then they realize they don't like it and are stuck with having to give head to keep the man happy.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

RuffednReamedDoggyStyle, i'm not writing a scientific journal or a medical journal.

If you like sucking cock, more power to you. I wouldn't question that.

Homo smack, how original. :rolleyes

Your OP shows just what a fucking idiot your are because:
1. you assume people are all the same - they are not, particularly when it comes to sex;
2. maybe women don't like sucking your cock because you don't wash it properly and it tastes like bad cheese - my girlfriends have always loved it, and;
3. as katy points out, many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

[mrsmaalox]

many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

Who knows, maybe that's how it is in his species!!


The act of giving head is nothing at all--unless I am giving to someone who is pleased to be recieving from me, not just my mouth. That's when the big turn on happens.

[Ignignokt]

I don't understand your logic when you make comments like "If girls like it as much as they say they do, why don't they have a toy simulating them giving head???". We all know the most satisfaction from giving our partner head is their satisfaction. Duh, stupid.

Noted.

I know that. This is just semantics.

But since you left it at that, what happens if your boyfriend by some miraculous chance hates getting head? The factor of him being pleased by it is now removed. So now that that has been established, would you crave giving him head even though he gets no pleasure from it?

[Ignignokt]

Homo smack, how original. :rolleyes

Your OP shows just what a fucking idiot your are because:
1. you assume people are all the same - they are not, particularly when it comes to sex;
2. maybe women don't like sucking your cock because you don't wash it properly and it tastes like bad cheese - my girlfriends have always loved it, and;
3. as katy points out, many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

I already articulated that principle in my original post, where i have it in bold illustrated here. You were too busy though, getting hung up on the "species" thing that you prematurely blew you outback chode all over your small marsupial pouch you call your balls, that you rushed to judgement on my true argument.

Sex is about pleasing the other person, no shit! I did say that douche.


There are probably a only handful of women who truly enjoy giving head on planet earth.


But, nowadays i met a couple of dudes who claim they've been with women who love head just as much as intercourse.

Now, i believe the same thing can be said about guys.

No true man loves eating pussy. He just does it out of love, and sacrifice and wanting his woman to be pleasured.

Now, if women did truly loved giving head, the market would indicate this to be true.

But right now, as we currently speak.. there are no sex toys for woman to simulate a blowjob. Trust me, if women truly love the simple act of giving head, there would be dildo on the market that would be flaccid but gets aroused and harder as a woman sucks it, and then it would squirt out assorted custards.

If women liked getting facials, another lie by some women. There would be dildos that would be hooked up to pressure washer tanks filled with pina colada mix ready to sploadate a woman's face like the BAMA lineman did to Cart Mcry.

As to this day, i have not heard such things exist.

Do any of you women, when you're man is not around, instead of pulling out the vibrator, whip out a jar of of marshmallow cream and apply facialy and come this way?

I doubt it.

I mean, for guys, i know that they make pornstar vaginas, but i would figure guys just stick their wangs in to said holes instead of dripping fish bait attractant on fake labias and proceeding to blow bubbles on said lips.

I guess my point is, when it comes to sex, i want honesty.

[Ignignokt]

Who knows, maybe that's how it is in his species!!


The act of giving head is nothing at all--unless I am giving to someone who is pleased to be recieving from me, not just my mouth. That's when the big turn on happens.

thanx for agreeing with me mrsmetamucil!

[Clandestino]

I have a question I ask women all the women.

Are you more likely to give head or have sex as you first act? Most white women say give head while most hispanic women have sex first. Also, you're not getting head from many hispanic women for a while. It's very odd.

As for my male friends I ask if they eat pussy/lick ass. Most black men say hell no to the pussy licking and hell no to the ass licking. White dudes are 50/50 on pussy licking and very few lick asses. Hispanic men you can't tear them off a pussy. We eat that and eat it good.. and ass licking is very common too. Women love it. Even the ones who say, "i'd never let anyone do that to me"...

[Clandestino]

Also, I know plenty of women who love sucking cock and swallowing it too.

My friends laugh because of what I call the "Three choices." I ask women, where do you want me to cum..."pussy, ass or mouth." very few don't pick one of the 3. women love to be dominated. they don't want you to be their friend.

[CuckingFunt]

women love to be dominated. they don't want you to be their friend.

This is not universally true.

[mrsmaalox]

thanx for agreeing with me mrsmetamucil!

Sure anytime :rolleyes

[marini martini]

You got anything like that to say in haiku format?


Are you a "test" robot, or what???

[Clandestino]

This is not universally true.

nothing is life is 100%. but many, many do.

[2Blonde]

that must be it, if i somehow showed any mastery on the subject you were knowledgeable enough to recognize it.
I am pretty certain you were in NO DANGER of showing mastery on any of the subjects in this thread.:lmao

[Stringer_Bell]

The first page of this thread is priceless.

I missed the post that confirmed if there was a toy that simulates oral sex on a woman. Pocket vaginas can't simulate oral sex...or do they? o.O

[Ignignokt]

I am pretty certain you were in NO DANGER of showing mastery on any of the subjects in this thread.:lmao

:toast

Thanx for the compliment, it's good to remain ignorant on giving blowjobs and using dildos.

Since you're blonde, you have to be the expert on both, please chime in.

[Ignignokt]

Are you a "test" robot, or what???

expound on that.