Since Conan will be unemployed soon......

[Cyrano]

He might need some advice on how to weather the economic storm. I mean, thirty-two million dollars just doesn't go as far as it used to. Some money-saving tips:

1) Cristal champagne tastes just as good when served in mismatched jelly jars.

2) Government cheese, cut into cubes and served with ritz crackers,makes a perfectly acceptable canape.

3) It is every bit as efficient to heat your home by burning ten-dollar bills as it is to burn hundred-dollar bills. One and five-dollar bills should continue to be used to mop up spills and as toilet tissue.

4) try to limit yourself to strangling only ONE peacock daily.

Any other advice?

[Bigzax]

Pear brandy with flies tastes just as good in a jelly jar!

Hot Pockets, cut into cubes and served with fancy toothpicks make a perfectly acceptable pot-luck contribution.

It is every bit as efficient to heat your home as it is to keep it at frigid timvp preferred temperatures.

Try to limit yourself to choking only ONE chicken daily.

[xellos88330]

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:D

[EmptyMan]

Conan the Bangbarian.

[DMX7]

I used to like Conan but he couldn't draw the ratings and looks like the bad guy to me in this whole thing.