All White American Basketball League to open this summer

[Darthkiller]

A whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer, according to a report in the Augusta Chronicle. The All-American Basketball Alliance would also ban players born outside the United States.

The league's commissioner, Don "Moose" Lewis, claims that he doesn't "hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now." Thus, he says, the All-American Basketball Alliance would be "a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

The report includes additional shocking quotes from the commissioner:

Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." ...

"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."


http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2010/01/19/nba_563760.shtml

[The Gemini Method]

Here is Matt Bonner's chance to shine...

What are some of the teams' names going to be? The Atlanta Jim Crows? Or, maybe the Memphis Lynch Mob. Or the Nashville Bedfords...

[Ghazi]

is this a joke?

[Will Hunting]

Here is Matt Bonner's chance to shine...


I was thinking Adam Morrison would be able to return to his college glory days :lol

[I. Hustle]

Would they accept Darko? I think his name alone would get him banned. What about Jason Williams?

[The Gemini Method]

I was thinking Adam Morrison would be able to return to his college glory days :lol

Hell yeah! Ammo would be loved in the AWBL! I'd say Luke Walton, too, but he's a hippie and they'd probably think his doja smoking was too much an activity that "people of color" would do, and not the master race...

[The Gemini Method]

Would they accept Darko? I think his name alone would get him banned. What about Jason Williams?

Jason Williams has a black core...don't know if they'd take him...

[Darthkiller]

Would they accept Darko? I think his name alone would get him banned. What about Jason Williams?

darko =no. he is foreign

jwill = no. he has tatoos

[Will Hunting]

Sons would they take Karl Malone, the whitest player in NBA history?

[The Gemini Method]

Only if he changed his name to Clayton Bigsby...

[ffadicted]

Matt Bonner for MVP :jack

[I. Hustle]

Steve Nash could play another 12-15 years in that league. Too bad he is Canadian.

[jermaine]

Its good that he's standing on what he believes. The funny part is if it turns out to get big with real talent. It really would kill the NBA! "If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything"

[Muser]

......:lmao

[samikeyp]

Only if he changed his name to Clayton Bigsby...

"Jasper...git the truck!!"

[lil_penny]

They need to sign the american history x version of edward norton.. he could ball :0

[CubanMustGo]

How the fuck can anyone in this day and age try something like this?

[I. Hustle]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you your 2011 Idaho Crackers!!!!!!!!!!1

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2008/11/06/white_basketball_players.jpg

[I. Hustle]

The guy on the bottom left is blind but that is ok because he knows where he is supposed to be.

[BlackSwordsMan]

do you blame white people for this?

[I. Hustle]

I say go for it but then what happens when an all black team then an all hispanic team and an all asian team start to pop up?


I for one think it's retarded but hey why shouldn't they be able to do that?

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

"Jasper...git the truck!!"

"turn that music down!!!"

[lefty]

WTF

Really?

All white league?

Did we go back in time?

[jacobdrj]

Maybe there will be justice in the world and we will finally see the Oklahoma City Bombers...

Seriously, why doesn't this league just watch the Pacers and Jazz?

[jacobdrj]

Steve Nash could play another 12-15 years in that league. Too bad he is Canadian.

Canada is in America...

[BadOdor]

Brhornet already signed on.

[The Gemini Method]

I heard they have Don Imus and Mike Greenberg as commentator and t.v. analyst lined up...

[Will Hunting]

"turn that music down!!!"


######s make me sick!

[z0sa]

I don't think this is legal if they intend on paying their players.

[resistanze]

I agree, black men grabbing their dongs in NBA games is really turning me off to the sport.

[I. Hustle]

Canada is in America...

That doesn't make sense. I mean I understand your point but if they are not allowing foreign players than... I mean Canadians can't just come over here and start working and living their life as if it was just like moving from one state to another.

[jermaine]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you your 2011 Idaho Crackers!!!!!!!!!!1

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2008/11/06/white_basketball_players.jpg

Steve blake an Mike Miller couldn't play either. They've been around to my of us coloreds! Lmao

[The Gemini Method]

Ni#%ers make me sick!

Why'd you divorce her?

Clayton: She was a n#%ger lover!

[I. Hustle]

LOL where did the censorship come from?

[jermaine]

######s make me sick!

That reminds me of the whites I play online on 360 when they start losing. I love when they do that. Your getting upset using names to offend someone you can't see! YOUR A COWARD or a internet gangsta.

[samikeyp]

That reminds me of the whites I play online on 360 when they start losing.

are you sure they're white?


YOUR A COWARD or a internet gangsta.

probably both

[jb4g]

this is from the onion or something right?? right???

if not, never will get off the ground...someone of color will sue for discrimination lol

[BRHornet45]

lol white people look so stupid trying to play basketball. sons just stick to baseball, hockey, football, golf, or chess ... seriously.

[hater]

sad thing is, this league would have less quality and dunks than the WNBA.

[samikeyp]

lol white people look so stupid trying to play basketball. sons just stick to baseball, hockey, football, golf, or chess ... seriously.

Pete Maravich looked pretty good, son.

[nkdlunch]

:lol

I would watch this circus only for the comedic factor of watching white ppl trying to play competitive hoops

[BRHornet45]

Pete Maravich looked pretty good, son.

lol at having to go back 30 years ago

[hater]

lol at having to go back 30 years ago

:lmao :lmao

[I. Hustle]

I could go to my gym and see this.
Once when I was younger my friends and I were visiting San Antonio from Austin and played ball at the Racquetball and fitness on 410. Well these tall white dudes showed up and wanted to play us. They were older with headbands and one had goggles on, it was hilarious. After the second time I dunked one of the guys got pissed and told me I was going to ruin their court and there was a no dunking rule. Luckily I am one of the few people of color that can read and saw a sign at the entrance to the court that said dunk contest on Saturday. I pointed that out and also noted that there would be guys a lot bigger than me dunking on Saturday and if they were allowed to then surely I was too. They got pissed and tried to get physical but couldn't keep up.

I imagine this league would be like that.

[samikeyp]

lol at having to go back 30 years ago

True...but still a white guy who looked good at basketball and was from the area you claim to represent.

[lebomb]

That would be some of the most unwatchable basketball ever......... :lmao

6 chest passes, a bounce pass, a top of the key screen and then a layup.

Repeat 20 times..........


LMMFAO!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao

[BRHornet45]

True...but still a white guy who looked good at basketball and was from the area you claim to represent.

son no doubt he was a staw

[The Gemini Method]

LOL where did the censorship come from?

I don't particularly like using the N word because, well, my girl is black. The censorship was self-inflicted. lol.

[Will Hunting]

That reminds me of the whites I play online on 360 when they start losing. I love when they do that. Your getting upset using names to offend someone you can't see! YOUR A COWARD or a internet gangsta.


Chill brah, I'm just mimicking a line from Chapelle show, I'm not seriously using the word in a derogatory manner.

[The Gemini Method]

I think he wasn't directly referring to you, Will. He was stating he hates it when you play Xbox Live and someone says the N word and acts hard using it. It has happened to me and its infuriating until I own them in MW2 and mute them...

[hsxvvd]

There are plenty of college teams that would allow a fan to get their "white" fix.

I can see spin off leagues springing up all over the US. Hispanic League, Asian League, Ginger League (Bonner!)

Seriously though, this MUST be a sad joke.

[fevertrees]

Ryan Bowen will get a chance to grind and shine once more!

[The TroutBum]

Awesome! The only problem is, black people will get all upity and before you know it, they'll retaliate with some bull shit like, you know, their own television network that is 'black only'...

[Fernando TD21]

Its good that he's standing on what he believes. The funny part is if it turns out to get big with real talent. It really would kill the NBA! "If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything"
:lmao

[WildcardManu]

Funny stuff

[WildcardManu]

lol :lol

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

Nothing wrong with this. Current NBA is racist in opposite way. Only 3% of players are white Americans. Even though that is big majority of population. So obvious to anyone with a brain that NBA is racist also.

[F_U_Buddy]

so what I kind of feel sorry for them....all non athletic and all.....let them have their league....just show me where the White Ho cheerleaders are....I have a Kobe Special waitin for em in the tunnels....

[TinTin]

Front court of bonner and scalabrine

[Ghazi]

so what I kind of feel sorry for them....all non athletic and all.....let them have their league....just show me where the White Ho cheerleaders are....I have a Kobe Special waitin for em in the tunnels....

dont make me get racist up in this bitch.

[F_U_Buddy]

dont make me get racist up in this bitch.

do what you like...you're from Iran ere' body knowz you're not getting pussy anywayz... there u go I left that carrot dangling for ya....:hat

[Scola]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you your 2011 Idaho Crackers!!!!!!!!!!1

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2008/11/06/white_basketball_players.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[bdubya]

is this a joke?

Yes. Even if they're dead serious.

[Rainman]

Ryan Bowen will get a chance to grind and shine once more!

What did the last census say are whites the minority now- I doubt it? If this new league has decent refs that call the game fair I'll watch it - seriously.