Is Chris Duel right, about Tony Parker?

[mouse]

http://www.chrisduel.com/PARKERban.jpg

[thispego]

I thinks she's more distracting to fans and peeps on this forum,... oh and "informed" sports analysts...
and me

[T Park]

She wasn't distracting in Golden State and LA.

She hasn't been distracting all year.


Chris Duel should stick to what he knows instead of sports.

[ducks]

yeah the spurs sucked the last 30 games

[tekdragon]

She's certainly distracting me...

[101A]

Chris Duel should stick to what he knows instead of sports.

What, exactly, is that??

[T Park]

Good question.

Ive wondered that since he was doing guest appearances on the Woody Johnson show on 1200.

But, oh well....

[Obstructed_View]

Was she here the last two years in the playoffs when he disappeared? If not, she probably shouldn't have to take the blame. She's been a Spurs fan longer than he's been here. She probably told him to get his ass in gear.

[ducks]

so what is Nowitzki excuse?

[Obstructed_View]

Good point, Ducks. He's had as many disappearances in big games as Parker, and nobody ever says Parker's an MVP candidate or compares him to Larry Bird (shudder).

The only thing Dirk has in common with Bird is a lack of melanin.

[pooh]

Ava/Tony (2004) = Madonna/Rodman (1994) same thing, only different years on the calendar.

[50 cent]

:rollin
so what is Nowitzki excuse?
Yeah, Nash isn't at the _allas games - he's got his own games to be at.

:rollin

[FilSpursFan]

Who is Chris Duel?

[Willinsa]

Does Duel still do those annoying contest during the timeouts? I hate that guy.

[GoldToe]

If anything she'd be "motivation" to me.

[mouse]

Who is Chris Duel?

http://www.chrisduel.com

http://www.chrisduel.com/NewBannerLogo.jpg



Chris Duel AKA Mr. River City is why we have river center comedy club.

Him and Dennis Miller had a dream. He is a regular at the IMPROVE comedy club, and has a variety of shows TV and radio and sometimes as a favor to peter holt he will MC the Spurs half time show, his job is to be cheesy, he used to do San Antonio Iguanas hockey games as Leisure suit lanny.
he knows he is getting on your nerves that is the whole bit.


he was a Spur fans since they where still the Dallas Chaparrals that is more than 98% of you all can say,Chris Duel could very well be the most famous person to come out of San Antonio and you just don't know it yet.

http://www.chrisduel.com/CDgtm.jpg


How can you say you love San Antonio, and not love Chris Duel?
He is Mr San Antoio


http://www.chrisduel.com/LandryDuel85.jpg

[FilSpursFan]

Thank you mouse. I don't live in San Antonio. am just a spurs fan from the other side of the world. :-)

[shyne]

distracted i dont think so. exausted is prolly the word we're looking for, Tony needs to take the boxer approach and quit banging her before games. He needs his energy EVA! So strap on that chasity belt and let ur man go to work on something other than ur ass. When we win the championship he will have plenty of time this summer to make sure u get what u want

[Obstructed_View]

distracted i dont think so. exausted is prolly the word we're looking for, Tony needs to take the boxer approach and quit banging her before games. He needs his energy EVA! So strap on that chasity belt and let ur man go to work on something other than ur ass. When we win the championship he will have plenty of time this summer to make sure u get what u want

Once again, Eva is a Spurs fan so she probably denied him the pooty until he started playing better.

[ZStomp]

Distraction?

Was she there tonight?

[Mark in Austin]

Talking about Eva Longoria gives Duel better ratings. It has nothing to do with the truth.

[Sonia_TX]

Distraction?

Was she there tonight?

I didn't see her. I didn't see his brothers either.

[Rummpd]

Pre-activity of this nature does not diminish athletic performance, in fact several papers have proven that in the field of sport performance.

Moreover, having one great terrific steady women (I know my wife is the same size in height - ok one inch taller, weight (size 4) and similar beauty (a little older at age 40) and also Latino like Eva) beats hunting around anytime for for "lesser talent" and wasting time in bars, trolling for strangers, the short-term dating scene, and lesser relationships. Tony will be fine!

As Paul Newman said: "Why go out shopping for hamburger when you got a steady diet of steak", and at least mine is grade A (Eva looks to be too).

No worries, Duel doesn't know dog. Makes for good conversation, whats the excuse for Melo, Dirk, Martin, Vince, Kidd, Bibby and others not showing up in playoffs.