Tommy Duncan
09-17-2004, 11:30 AM
...the Spurs would have to develop a PR strategy to make Evil acceptable to San Antonio de Bexar.
First off, Evil must appear as often as possible in public with Saint David. Evil should join DRob's bible study group. Perhaps Evil would agree to be baptized by DRob at the Arneson River Theater? Full body immersion.
Secondly, Evil should talk about "hard work", "'disciplining kids", "drugs are bad", and how things "just ain't right anymore" to as many reporters as possible. Also, praise the military a lot. That will help to win over Northside.
http://www.kleinpad.com/picture_gallery/Army/images/SFC%20Hyde%20Karl%20Malone%20Darin.jpg
Another way Evil can win over San Antonio is to make a WWF appearance. There's nothing San Antonio loves more than seeing someone beat down, even if it is the 'sport' which Whottt insists is real.
http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/bash3.jpg
Finally, the key for Evil to be accepted by San Antonio de Bexar is to **** around with the Coyote as much as possible. After Saint David, the Coyote is the most revered character in Spurs fandom. This means doing a lot of timeout and end of quarter skits, appearing in ads with the Coyote to sell tickets, and of course,
http://www.spursinfo.com/photos/coyote/coyote_11.jpghttp://www.nrawinningteam.com/9911/malone.jpghttp://espn.go.com/winnercomm/outdoors/hunting/i/P2_h_fea_buck_Malone.jpg
...take the Coyote hunting and have it filmed. That's right. Evil and the Coyote love their guns and they love delicious dead critters. What better way to connect with the season ticket base than by showing your love for spending a weekend out drinking beer, shooting the shit with your buddies, and perhaps even managing to bag something? Perhaps they could invite Greg Simmons along and then conveniently "lose" him. Evil would win over San Antonio in a heartbeat.
http://www.lancasterfontana.com/images/combo01-5.jpg
First off, Evil must appear as often as possible in public with Saint David. Evil should join DRob's bible study group. Perhaps Evil would agree to be baptized by DRob at the Arneson River Theater? Full body immersion.
Secondly, Evil should talk about "hard work", "'disciplining kids", "drugs are bad", and how things "just ain't right anymore" to as many reporters as possible. Also, praise the military a lot. That will help to win over Northside.
http://www.kleinpad.com/picture_gallery/Army/images/SFC%20Hyde%20Karl%20Malone%20Darin.jpg
Another way Evil can win over San Antonio is to make a WWF appearance. There's nothing San Antonio loves more than seeing someone beat down, even if it is the 'sport' which Whottt insists is real.
http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/bash3.jpg
Finally, the key for Evil to be accepted by San Antonio de Bexar is to **** around with the Coyote as much as possible. After Saint David, the Coyote is the most revered character in Spurs fandom. This means doing a lot of timeout and end of quarter skits, appearing in ads with the Coyote to sell tickets, and of course,
http://www.spursinfo.com/photos/coyote/coyote_11.jpghttp://www.nrawinningteam.com/9911/malone.jpghttp://espn.go.com/winnercomm/outdoors/hunting/i/P2_h_fea_buck_Malone.jpg
...take the Coyote hunting and have it filmed. That's right. Evil and the Coyote love their guns and they love delicious dead critters. What better way to connect with the season ticket base than by showing your love for spending a weekend out drinking beer, shooting the shit with your buddies, and perhaps even managing to bag something? Perhaps they could invite Greg Simmons along and then conveniently "lose" him. Evil would win over San Antonio in a heartbeat.
http://www.lancasterfontana.com/images/combo01-5.jpg