flushing weed from your system

[Rip-Hamilton32]

my friend has a drug test coming up on the 8th any help how to flush his system before then?

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

2 words, dumb ass

[gaKNOW!blee]

my friend has a drug test coming up on the 8th any help how to flush his system before then?

lol....

So in another words you just recently smoked weed?

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Wizanator (sp)

[z0sa]

I had a similar dilemma once, long story short I'm an average dude in weight, hadn't been smoking for over 3 months because my high school drug tested, smoked 2 king size joints in a row the second to last day of school and got busted skipping, and had to pass a clinical drug test to avoid being charged with a PI/being sent to alternative to start my senior year.

Not only did I pass a home drug test roughly 24 hours after smoking those 2 huge jays, but I passed said clinical one about 36 hours afterward - without using a store bought detox for either.

I bought a few big jars of pickles and mixed with tablespoons of applecidar vinegar with each glass of pickle juice (lots of water too obviously), plus I ran and played ball as much as I could (hard to run filled with vinegar and pickle juice) while exposing myself to as much direct baking heat as possible so I sweat (and I wore sweat-clothes and ending up sweating a shitload). And that's it. 100% true story. Vinegar just fucking cleans you out.

So if the dude isn't a chronic smoker and is average in weight and metabolism, there's no reason he has to do anything other than sweat and drink lots of water. The 8th is plenty of time IMO.

[Whisky Dog]

Depends on how much he has smoked. Once or twice only and he could be ok by the 8th with a lot of water and maybe some herbal tea. Also, drink a shit load of water consistently beginning two days before the test so he's pissing all the time and his body doesn't have much time to feed thc into the urine stream.

If he's been a daily or close smoker then there is no way he can get it out and he's going to have to buy synthetic piss and follow the directions to make sure the temp is right.

[Whisky Dog]

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/216170-passing-urine-drug-test.html


Here's some in depth info about the type of tests and ways to beat them. Hope it helps, it should be a crime to test for a drug that's far less lethal than alcohol.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

thanks guys and nah he barely smokes he just doesn't wanna pay the 300 dollar fine if he fails it lol

[Rip-Hamilton32]

lol....

So in another words you just recently smoked weed?

lol nah i don't smoke but even if i did i'd admit it lol not like anyone on this board knows anyone i know

[Heath Ledger]

Niacin tablets and drinking lots of water

[exstatic]

Water does nothing. THC is fat soluble, and won't be flushed with any amount of water. The only thing it might do is lower the ratio of THC to overall sample volume.

1) Stop using, NOW
2) Work out and burn fat as much as possible.
3) Lecithin is rumored to help metabolize and burn fat and get the THC out into the bloodstream to be flushed out. Take it all the way up to a day before the test.
4) Never give your first urine of the day as the sample. It's the dirtiest and most concentrated. Give only a "midstream" sample of the subsequent piss. Start pissing into the commode or urinal, then stop and give enough of the sample, then finish into the commode or urinal.

different procedures (http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/producing_clean_urine.html)

[lil_penny]

Niacin tablets and drinking lots of water

Most places test for niacin now.
I don't smoke but have friends have similar issues they had someone pee for them and use a heater on the pee in a glue conatiner lol. Or just drank a lot of water and excercised a lot but you have to be carefull if it comes up deluted you may still be in trouble if its probation or work related I think

[BlackSwordsMan]

snort a line of coke

[fraga]

Put an egg under his bed...

[PakiDan]

Wizanator (sp)

HAHAHA I have a friend who got busted using one of those... he is currently in jail.

[tp2021]

I always thought the detox stuff they sell at PK was just hocus pocus. Maybe some of them are, but I have no idea. Anyone ever used detox shit and passed a test?

[Big P]

He gets fined if he fails a company drug test? Who the hell does he work for?? lol

[exstatic]

I always thought the detox stuff they sell at PK was just hocus pocus. Maybe some of them are, but I have no idea. Anyone ever used detox shit and passed a test?

The link I posted says most of it's shit, and doesn't do a thing.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

He gets fined if he fails a company drug test? Who the hell does he work for?? lol

its not for a company lol he got busted with a pound of dope and the police are making him get tested

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Why law enforcement gives a shit about green I will never understand.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

im surprised he didn't get any jail time gotta love canada ( he just moved here from North Miami 2 years ago)

[marini martini]

Why law enforcement gives a shit about green I will never understand.

me either!!:toast

[23LeBronJames23]

why law enforcement gives a shit about green i will never understand.

+10000000000

[I. Hustle]

Moved to Canada from Miami?! Must be high all the time.

[DisAsTerBot]

gmc has detox drinks. like gatorade-ish. Used it twice. Passed twice.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

gmc has detox drinks. like gatorade-ish. Used it twice. Passed twice.

:lol at the thought of a robot taking a drug test!

[Nbadan]

...unless he's a Chronic smoker he should be clean in 2 weeks...but exercise and clean living wouldn't hurt...

[spursncowboys]

snort a line of coke

No that's to get rid of warts.

[spursncowboys]

He gets fined if he fails a company drug test? Who the hell does he work for?? lol
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