Cruise is a lucky piece of...

[bigzak25]

shit.

fist penelope, now katie?

does he have my list or something?

stay away from jenny you lucky bastard... :makemyday


http://img13.imagevenue.com/loc131/60d_kt1.jpg

[desflood]

I read yesterday that he's 42, she's 26. Don't worry Zak, this'll last about 3 weeks.

[Shelly]

he must be wearing lifts in his shoes because she's tall.

and like ex said in the other thread coughbeardcough

[bigzak25]

i don't get the coughbeard stuff....please let me in on it. thanks.

[samikeyp]

Don't sweat it Zak. Cruise knows better than to mess with yo' woman. He doesn't want to get "Zakslapped" :)

[Shelly]

It's highly rumored that Cruise makes Gay Abc look straight.

[Flea]

I refuse to believe that rumor.

[bigzak25]

whoa.....gay abc is gay?


i still don't get the beard part of it...http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/images/smilies/doh.gif

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, Katie needs to eat a sandwich.

[desflood]

Yeah, I always thought that one of the differences between men and women was that women were supposed to have hips.

[Shelly]

whoa.....gay abc is gay?


i still don't get the beard part of it...http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/images/smilies/doh.gif

Because like a beard, he's covering up 'something'.

[bigzak25]

ahhh... thanks shell.

[Taco]

It's highly rumored that Cruise makes Gay Abc look straight.

:wow

:lol

[T Park]

Cruise could breathe on her and I think she would break a bone.

Chick is wayyyy too skinny.

[ShoogarBear]

"Beard" for men = "merkin" for women.

Maybe Katie has decided to give up sex for a few months.

[Sportcamper]

I would think that if T.Cruise were really such a Mega –Star he could go out with someone “HOT” AND with a few curves...Like Oprah or Serena...
http://www.starsigned.com/auction_thumbs/2785.jpg http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/Serena.jpg

[GoldToe]

Damn, Katie needs to eat a sandwich.

She can eat my manwich any day.


Damn, Tom, must be tough being gay. :angel

[ZStomp]

shit.

fist penelope, now katie?

does he have my list or something?

stay away from jenny you lucky bastard... :makemyday


http://img13.imagevenue.com/loc131/60d_kt1.jpg


WTF?!?!

NOoooooooooo....not my Katie... :cry

[ZStomp]

Damn, Katie needs to eat a sandwich.


She looks just fine Manny. Just fine.

[CommanderMcBragg]

That young Ms. Holmes makes me stand at attention!

[Drachen]

i don't get the coughbeard stuff....please let me in on it. thanks.


Sorry zak, Ben Affleck just proposed to your woman.

[bigzak25]

jimbo is the jen garner fan...

actually, i'm over it now...katie, you can f&$# whoever you wanna fuck, but don't you dare come crying back to me when the Tom "Goose Me" Cruise breaks you lil heart.

eat a sandwhich? katie looks mighty healthy to me...

olsen twins...eat a sandwhich...calista flockheart...eat a sandwhich....

[Drachen]

Oh, you said stay away from jenny, I assumed . . . your avatar looks a little like garner, then again your sig has love-hewitt, so I dunno.

[bigzak25]

eh, i wouldn't kick jenny garner out of bed either...wifey might though...although she is a big alias fan, so i'm saying there's a chance...

[Gatita]

"Katie broke off her engagement to American Pie star Chris Klein just two months ago. The pair had been together for five years and Chris proposed two years ago."

Who knows what the hell she is up to? Tom Cruise? Weird.

[Solid D]

Katie needs to eat a sandwich.

:lol

Sort of like some people in here need to eat a salad.

[Sportcamper]

foofida-

Serena Williams is the epitome of “HOT”...She has the most curvaceous...bodacious...figure in ladies sports....Are you old enough to remember the "creatures" from Europe that dominated women’s tennis for decades?

The Williams Sisters Rock...Two girls from one of the most dangerous cities in the United States who’s father said...”My Girls Can Beat Those Women”....He purchased some used equipment...Found a dilapidated tennis court....The rest is history.... :smokin
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441097_SerenaWilliams.jpg http://espn.starwave.com/media/ten/2005/0113/photo/a_williams_vi.jpg

Click at your own risk...Martina... (http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020919/sp4.jpg)Navratilova (http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61382.jpg)

[MI21]

eh, i wouldn't kick jenny garner out of bed either...wifey might though...although she is a big alias fan, so i'm saying there's a chance..

:lol

Hilarious.

[AlamoSpursFan]

fist penelope, now katie?


Ummm...fist penelope?

I'm guessing that would probably kill her.

:lol

Of all the women Cruise has banged (allegedly), I'd take Mimi Rogers. Nicole could have sloppy seconds.

[The sone]

Katie is just fine guys.

Ya'll are a bunch of weiners saying she too thin.

"Get lost!"

Stop looking for trouble Manny!

[jalbre6]

Of all the women Cruise has banged (allegedly), I'd take Mimi Rogers.

^5. Though I haven't seen her lately.

[jalbre6]

Mimi Rogers was in Austin Powers? That's the only Mrs. Kensington I can think of.

[SpursWoman]

:lol

Sort of like some people in here need to eat a salad.


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