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collinsullivan
01-28-2010, 04:54 PM
That smell is josh smith and carlos boozer getting robbed!
Or
it could be this

Simpleton Lets Loose At A Business Meeting! (http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-28-simpleton-lets-loose-at-a-business-meeting)

Filed under: Jessica Simpson (http://perezhilton.com/category/jessica-simpson/) > Oops! (http://perezhilton.com/category/oops/)
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wenn2716877__oPt.jpg
And by let loose, we mean from her ass because she FARTED (http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jessica-simpsons-mortifying-moment-revealed-2010281)!
During a business meetinghttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif (http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-28-simpleton-lets-loose-at-a-business-meeting#) for her denim line last week, Jessica Simpson could no longer keep quiet!
"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," said an insider. "Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
Total inspiration for the denim line - lady jeanshttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif (http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-28-simpleton-lets-loose-at-a-business-meeting#) that can withstand the most powerful farts!
Ha!
P.S. You know you're famous when your farts are news!

XFactor
01-28-2010, 05:10 PM
There are alot of forwards in the east with averages similiar or better than 15.1ppg 8.5rpg

However you can make a case with Carlos Boozer.

5in10
01-28-2010, 05:14 PM
Averages arent everything.

Scola
01-28-2010, 05:16 PM
IDK about boozer. How can you put him above Duncan, Dirk, Stoudemire, Carmelo, Durantula, or even Gasol?

XFactor
01-28-2010, 05:19 PM
Averages arent everything.

You're right but to the coaches they are everything. Not all the coaches can see the intangibles of other players. With that said, Im not saying Josh Smith didn't deserve it but im ok if he didn't make it.

Truckules
01-28-2010, 05:42 PM
What the hell is going on in this thread???

stretch
01-28-2010, 05:46 PM
rofl this is a good thread

jazzypimp
01-28-2010, 05:52 PM
Something stinkks about this thread!! LOL

JamStone
01-28-2010, 05:53 PM
Fork in the road... right turn or left turn?

hitmanyr2k
01-28-2010, 09:18 PM
IDK about boozer. How can you put him above Duncan, Dirk, Stoudemire, Carmelo, Durantula, or even Gasol?

Are you kidding me? I can't speak for the rest of the players listed but Boozer kicked Duncan and the Spurs' asses all year long.

HarlemHeat37
01-28-2010, 09:30 PM
If you're deciding All-Star games by matchups vs. specific teams, you would have a much different list..

Duncan has been much better than Boozer despite Boozer's big games vs. an above average Spurs team..

Spursfan092120
01-28-2010, 09:33 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bJX2ryvw3U8/RfHApgnEPqI/AAAAAAAAAMg/7Ict9BAXf_o/s320/ace+ventura+yes.gif