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JudynTX
02-01-2010, 11:06 AM
Stalker gave me a Spurs umbrella. I left it at work on Friday. I come to work today and it's gone.

Someone stole it. What kind of loser steals an umbrella? :bang

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-01-2010, 11:10 AM
A dry one.

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 11:11 AM
A dry one.

:lol How many umbrellas have you "found" over your lifetime?

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 11:15 AM
That is nothing. Idiots here leave their iphones and stuff like that out and have been jacked.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 11:24 AM
I'd send an email out to everyone in the company. That's horse puckey. We don't put up with that at my job. We launch quick and effective witch hunts whenever that crap happens here.

gatoloco
02-01-2010, 12:19 PM
i hate thieves.

the take material objects, thieves.

not the stealing time at work while on the internet, like myself, thieves.

they stole my buddies iphone bout 3 weeks ago.

he felt so violated, i'd of thought he'd been raped.

he had one of the top of the line iphones...the 32gb. it was his baby.

C'est la vie.

Dex
02-01-2010, 12:20 PM
One time, somebody stole our Welcome doormat.

True story.

Frenzy
02-01-2010, 12:27 PM
Maybe the stalker took it back....found a new stalk-ie

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 12:28 PM
Maybe the stalker took it back....found a new stalk-ie

:lol

I would never!!!

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 12:29 PM
Maybe the stalker took it back....found a new stalk-ie

Hey! You might be on to something there. :lol

Oh and another time, my candy jar was stolen during one summer. :rolleyes

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 12:30 PM
Hey! You might be on to something there. :lol

Oh and another time, my candy jar was stolen during one summer. :rolleyes

:sleep

Ed Helicopter Jones
02-01-2010, 12:33 PM
A dry one.

Very nice. :tu

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 12:34 PM
One time, somebody stole our Welcome doormat.

True story.

You should've covered up "welcome".

mrsmaalox
02-01-2010, 12:41 PM
Hey! You might be on to something there. :lol

Oh and another time, my candy jar was stolen during one summer. :rolleyes


:sleep

Interesting. I believe sleep can be induced by too much sugar in one's system. Such as in someone who has consumed a jarful of------candy!!

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 12:46 PM
Interesting. I believe sleep can be induced by too much sugar in one's system. Such as in someone who has consumed a jarful of------candy!!

Now MsSally.....the candy isn't for me. It's for my customers. :eyebrows :lol

JoeChalupa
02-01-2010, 12:56 PM
I've forgotten and lost a few umbrellas in the past but have also found a few in the lost and found.

SpursStalker
02-01-2010, 01:01 PM
Interesting. I believe sleep can be induced by too much sugar in one's system. Such as in someone who has consumed a jarful of------candy!!

:lol

Wrong!! I'm not a candy person

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 01:09 PM
Why is Maalox chiming in? Don't you have to have a job in order to have stuff stolen from work? That's like Ash complaining about her coworkers.

mrsmaalox
02-01-2010, 01:15 PM
Why is Maalox chiming in? Don't you have to have a job in order to have stuff stolen from work? That's like Ash complaining about her coworkers.

Oh you just hush! I had a job. Once.

And I watch The Office.

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 01:15 PM
Oh you just hush! I had a job. Once.

:lol

bj's don't count

mrsmaalox
02-01-2010, 01:18 PM
:lol

bj's don't count

That's bullshit, they count double!

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 01:20 PM
That's bullshit, they count double!

:lol

JudynTX
02-01-2010, 01:21 PM
:lol

bj's don't count

They count on March 14th. :wakeup

Viva Las Espuelas
02-01-2010, 01:21 PM
They sure do.

bus driver
02-01-2010, 01:22 PM
That is nothing. Idiots here leave their iphones and stuff like that out and have been jacked.

WTF, cant even trust ur co workers.......:bang

bus driver
02-01-2010, 01:25 PM
Stalker gave me a Spurs umbrella. I left it at work on Friday. I come to work today and it's gone.

Someone stole it. What kind of loser steals an umbrella? :bang

u should leave something else out and hide so you can catch the thief and then break their hands......

I. Hustle
02-01-2010, 01:25 PM
wtf, cant even trust ur co workers.......:bang

dta.

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-01-2010, 01:28 PM
u should leave something else out and hide so you can catch the thief and then break their hands......

Or rig it with something like Wesley Snipes' sword had in Blade.

bus driver
02-01-2010, 01:29 PM
dta.

true

Fpoonsie
02-01-2010, 02:38 PM
"I don't even own an umbrella. You never really own an umbrella anyway, it's just on loan from the universe. It's not like any other possession. Like, if you get in a cab, and you see a wallet, you might think, 'Oh, that's someone's wallet.' But if you see an umbrella, you think, 'I just got an umbrella. This is MY umbrella.'" - Jim Gaffigan

baseline bum
02-01-2010, 03:35 PM
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/palm/blog/jalexander_375x375.jpg

^^^ This kind of guy, Judy.

JudynTX
02-02-2010, 10:25 AM
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/palm/blog/jalexander_375x375.jpg

^^^ This kind of guy, Judy.

I hated that show. :lol