Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?

[mouse]

You know as I got out of the shower today.......I couldn't help noticing in the mirror I have a very small penis and I wondered if that is the real reason Kim left me.

Anyone think I am just trying to find excuses for her leaving me, or do I have a legitimate point?


Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?

[in2deep]

maybe.

does your weenus fit in your avatar? if yes, proove it

[I. Hustle]

but yet I can't make fun of you lest ze germans get me.

[JamStone]

I don't know what you look like, but sometimes men obsess over the size of their penis when it's probably at least average. I'd be willing to bet that the size of your penis is fine and perhaps if you're grotesquely obese, that makes it look smaller than it actually is.

[Blue Jew]

It could be an optical illusion, if your like me and have very huge balls?
the penis will look very small or tiny, sorry brah, it's a packed deal! :toast

[MiamiHeat]

wasn't Blue Jew account officially retired not so long ago?

YOU LIED!

[mouse]

but yet I can't make fun of you lest ze germans get me.


There is a time to be serious and there is a time to have fun, right now is that time!

I know this may fall under the "conspiracy" label but, could it be her Vagina was just to large? Is that even possible?

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[mouse]

wasn't Blue Jew account officially retired not so long ago?

YOU LIED!

I gave around 20 Trolls to Can't be faded take it up with him, And besides who made you forum Nanny?

I thought we was tight?

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[bus driver]

i thought mirrors give the impression that things are bigger than they appear.......:wakeup

[Bigzax]

he's a jew,

they lie, cheat, kill saviors.

[mouse]

he's a jew,

they lie, cheat, kill saviors.

How do you know, was you there?
You can't even tell me what happened to WTC7, and that was less than 10 years ago, and you really want me to believe because of a book you read said about 2000 years ago that it was the Jews killed Jesus?

I need a little more to go on.

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[I. Hustle]

There is a time to be serious and there is a time to have fun, right now is that time!


Bullshit! I am going to be serious in this thread!

[mrsmaalox]

i thought mirrors give the impression that things are bigger than they appear.......:wakeup

This is true, but in the case of small penises, steady income also helps them appear larger :)

[Pero]

How do you know, was you there? You can't even tell me what happened to WTC7 and that was less than 10 years ago, and you want me to believe because a book your read about 2000 years ago that it was the Jews killed Jesus?

Well technically the Jews caused it but it was the Romans who killed him. :D

[mouse]

Bullshit! I am going to be serious in this thread!


Then change your avatar. Unless you drive an 18 wheeler.

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[mouse]

Well technically the Jews caused it but it was the Romans who killed him. :D


I knew someone in this forum had an IQ I just wasn't for certain who!

So how does it feel to be so smart and have a such small penis? Is it a fair trade off?


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[Sophie]

you have a tongue don't you. we could still be living high off the hogg, but noooo.

[Twisted_Dawg]

This is true, but in the case of small penises, steady income also helps them appear larger :)

Correct. It ain't your small dick, but your small wallet.

[JoeChalupa]

I gave around 20 Trolls to Can't be faded take it up with him, And besides who made you forum Nanny?

I thought we was tight?

nHPCtgmtS68

Good to hear. Now maybe bigzak won't think I'm every damn troll. :lmao Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Pero]

I knew someone in this forum had an IQ I just wasn't for certain who!

So how does it feel to be so smart and have a such small penis? Is it a fair trade off?

LMAO! :lol

[Scola]

http://www.willchase.com/uploaded_images/SadMickey-727428.jpg


http://rlv.zcache.com/sad_crying_mouse_poster-p228618358264301992t5wm_400.jpg

[mouse]

you have a tongue don't you. we could still be living high off the hogg, but noooo.

Sorry but the vision of a Hog just doesn't do it for me. I think people are sick that have Mirrors above their beds! If I really wanted to see my own ass crack I think would preferred to do it private.

[mouse]

Good to hear. Now maybe bigzak won't think I'm every damn troll. :lmao Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bitch give me back Salad tosser and who gives a fuck? and I will be happy.

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[FatBeaner]

kim will be back.

she'll get tired of all that extra space and money, you just wait and see. :tu

[mouse]

kim will be back.

she'll get tired of all that extra space and money, you just wait and see. :tu


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^ that's what you call Bi-polar!

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[BlackSwordsMan]

Yes.

[Obstructed_View]

Yeah, I'm sure it was something you couldn't do anything about. There, now you don't have to take responsibility. Woo hoo.

[PakiDan]

My penis is so small, it just naturally points.... it's never at rest... :(

[holcs50]

eXtenZe!!! Shit will double your size :rolleyes

[mouse]

My penis is so small God had to ask CSI to help him figure out what gender I was.

[z0sa]

Small penises

[mouse]

My penis is so small Darwin wanted to say man evolved from the mosquito

[BlackSwordsMan]

eXtenZe!!! Shit will double your size :rolleyes

didn't work for you?

[Cyrano]

http://img.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/01/edwards%20night%20010808.jpg

http://faktorial.com/john%20edwards%20tiny.jpg

Daaaayum, Mouse! Even with all his troubles, John Edwards can't stop talking about you!

[Rogue]

you've dissipated way too much time on internet which I think is the reason why she left you IMHO. and that's also probably the cause of the small penis because sitting long in chair may impede blood circulation around crotch and pelvis.

[Richard Cranium]

You know as I got out of the shower today.......I couldn't help noticing in the mirror I have a very small penis and I wondered if that is the real reason Kim left me.

Anyone think I am just trying to find excuses for her leaving me, or do I have a legitimate point?


Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?

Something tells me that was a very small part of the reason.

[Cyrano]

Exactly how often did you visit Washington, anyway?
http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/condoleezza_rice.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Then change your avatar. Unless you drive an 18 wheeler.

IasCZL072fQ

underrated song underrated band nice fake titties

[mavs>spurs2]

you've dissipated way too much time on internet which I think is the reason why she left you IMHO. and that's also probably the cause of the small penis because sitting long in chair may impede blood circulation around crotch and pelvis.

:lmao

[U.S.A.F.]

you've dissipated way too much time on internet which I think is the reason why she left you IMHO. and that's also probably the cause of the small penis because sitting long in chair may impede blood circulation around crotch and pelvis.


:lmao

[PakiDan]

My penis is so small, it looks like a toadstool resting on a bean bag.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

LMAO On the penis talk

[Whisky Dog]

My penis is so small I keep a magnifying glass in my bedroom.

[marini martini]

This is true, but in the case of small penises, steady income also helps them appear larger :)

How right you are sistah soljah!!!:toast

[Cyrano]

Today's haiku corner:

Two facts sum up Mouse;
Million posts on internet,
microscopic dick.

[BRHornet45]

son just become a cuckold like our fellow spurstalk member ghazi. he allows his wife to sleep with any black men of her choice. she even lets him watch from the closet.

[mouse]

Exactly how often did you visit Washington, anyway?
http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/condoleezza_rice.jpg


:lmao

You notice none of the females in this topic bring up the fact that maybe Kim's pussy could be to big?


:wakeup

[mavs>spurs2]

my weenie is huge

sons where is the bullshit detector troll?

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lmao

You notice none of the females in this topic bring up the fact that maybe Kim's pussy could be to big?


:wakeup

Roseanne Barr once said Tom's (Arnold) dick was small, at which point he retorted, "A 747 flying through the Grand Canyon looks small too!"

[PublicOption]

no, its probably your small teeny tiny brain.

[Bullshit Detector]

sons where is the bullshit detector troll?

You ever wondered what 4cc stands for? It's the volume of his dick.

[lefty]

You know as I got out of the shower today.......I couldn't help noticing in the mirror I have a very small penis and I wondered if that is the real reason Kim left me.

Anyone think I am just trying to find excuses for her leaving me, or do I have a legitimate point?


Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?
If you shower early in the morniong, maybe it's a little cold around.

That may lead to significant shrinkage

[mrsmaalox]

Does it look like an elevator button?

[I. Hustle]

http://bumpshack.com/2009/09/10/kim-mathers-eminem-is-tiny-horrible-in-bed/

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?



Don't fret buddy. Every night that she came over to see me she never mentioned anything about you.


I'd bet there's some other reason she left.