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2Blonde
04-29-2005, 05:34 PM
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously, your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Q: My husband continually asked me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.


Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle a relationship better than a man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!) Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best fiend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.


Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and then cook him a delicious meal.


Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your husband as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and then cooking him a nice meal.


Q: My husband always has an orgasm and then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

ALVAREZ6
04-29-2005, 05:38 PM
Q: My husband always has an orgasm and then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
lmao! :lol

ShoogarBear
04-29-2005, 09:46 PM
All perfectly reasonable to me. Is this supposed to be funny?

ALVAREZ6
04-29-2005, 09:48 PM
All perfectly reasonable to me. Is this supposed to be funny?
lol.

My bad, I think it is quite reasonable as well.

Ladies, no matter what you do, don't forget to cook your man a nice meal!

Gatita
04-30-2005, 06:26 PM
:flipoff

Cant_Be_Faded
04-30-2005, 08:48 PM
seriously

we gotta eat dammit!

Sportcamper
05-01-2005, 12:52 PM
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Your husband is suffering from severe stress...If you don’t help him the outlook is not very bright....You need to get up in the morning & fix him breakfast...Send him off with a healthy lunch...Make him a nutritious salad for dinner every night...Make love to him at least 3X’s per week, this also helps relieve stress...You also must stop your nagging...If you do these things, he will be fine...

http://utopia.knoware.nl/~wwitsel/pictures/Tired_man.jpg
What did the doctor say....?

http://www.hayspersonnel.com/jobs/tempwork_astrazeneca/images/happy_lady.jpg
You are going to die....

CosmicCowboy
05-01-2005, 01:40 PM
:lmao

SpursWoman
05-01-2005, 02:06 PM
http://www.staffcare.com/images/sub_images_male_doctor2.gif
Your husband is suffering from severe stress...If you don’t help him the outlook is not very bright....You need to get up in the morning & fix him breakfast...Send him off with a healthy lunch...Make him a nutritious salad for dinner every night...Make love to him at least 3X’s per week, this also helps relieve stress...You also must stop your nagging...If you do these things, he will be fine...

http://utopia.knoware.nl/~wwitsel/pictures/Tired_man.jpg
What did the doctor say....?

http://www.hayspersonnel.com/jobs/tempwork_astrazeneca/images/happy_lady.jpg
You are going to die....


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao