how long should I wait before I start masturbating again?

[mouse]

Is there a certain time limit before someone has the ok to begin masturbating after a break up?


how long should I wait before I start masturbating again?

thanks.

:wakeup

[z0sa]

never stop

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

i notice my wiggle performs better when I dont


so.... dont, haha

[Strike]

Why the hell did you ever stop?

[mouse]

Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

Is this topic to personal?

[lefty]

Vaseline Cocoa Butter is good stuff

[gatoloco]

it's all you have left. treat it right.

http://www.frogwosh.com/images/carrot.jpg

[Strike]

Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

Is this topic to personal?

Too personal? No. Too retarded? You bet.

Jerking off should never make a man feel guilty. It should make him feel nothing but better. Every time. Not only should you already be jerking, you should probably be jerking right now!

[clambake]

you should discuss this with the people that gave you a place to stay.

[I. Hustle]

Just use your tears and snot as lube.

[I masterbate]

never stop

+1

[IronMexican]

I don't consider it jacking off unless you bust.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

Is this topic to personal?

:rollin :lmao

[mouse]

Why the hell did you ever stop?

Because now I must think about my future and if i do meet another woman will she want someone who is respectable and wholesome, or does she want just another horny masturbating loser.

[JamStone]

I don't consider it jacking off unless you bust.

If you start rubbing, why would you stop before busting?

If you squat down on a toilet to take a dump, do you stop halfway with the turtlehead poking out and pull up your pants and leave the bathroom?

Once you start, you finish the job.

[Fpoonsie]

Because now I must think about my future and if i do meet another woman will she want someone who is respectable and wholesome, or does she want just another horny masturbating loser.

You'll always be a loser. However, if you keep stroking that tiny dick a' yours, atleast you won't feel as bad about it.

[mavsfan1000]

I feel like shit after jacking. I guess I'm the weird with the chemical imbalance. :(

[mouse]

I feel like shit after jacking. I guess I'm the weird with the chemical imbalance. :(

It depends if you look at it as your helping your body flush out stale unused fluids, then it's ok.

But if you look at it as killing one million babies it can ruin the whole masturbating experience.

[lefty]

Is it true that dry masturbation can get quite bloody?

[mouse]

Once you start, you finish the job.

Then I take these people didn't masturbate?

http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/michael-brown_350.jpg


http://www.historycommons.org/events-images/397_rice_testimony2050081722-9511.jpg

http://www.kids-iq-tests.com/presidents/George-W-Bush.jpeg


http://www.historycommons.org/events-images/202_george_bush_sr.jpg

http://voices.mysanantonio.com/chris_duel/ChrisJasonMay09.jpg

[byrontx]

A healthy male should have at least 20 orgasms a month. Whip it.

[mouse]

You'll always be a loser. However, if you keep stroking that tiny dick a' yours, atleast you won't feel as bad about it.

Finally someone with some experience on this issue!
Thanks! :tu

[Oh, Gee!!]

I can't imagine why your girl would leave you. you're a f'ing gem.

[Fpoonsie]

Finally someone with some experience on this issue!
Thanks! :tu

Admittedly, I DO feel better after I jerk one...in my own bed, in my own apartment, after gettin off work or outta class.

[Kool Bob Love]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/10/7y.jpg

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/27411/original/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-FAP-IN-SHOWER-USE-FAPPAGE-AS-SOAP.jpg?1258685035



http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26686/original/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-FAP-AT-WORK-GET-PAID.jpg?1258220160


http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25627/original/1257614430561.jpg?1257616534

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25618/original/1257613480446.jpg?1257616356

[PM5K]

You should be doing it while you think about Kim. Don't you have any nude pics of her?

[Sophie]

he keeps looking at me. help!

[mouse]

You should be doing it while you think about Kim. Don't you have any nude pics of her?

I never thought about that. I wish I did. Sad thing is when I had sex with her I used to think of Angel_luv.

[PM5K]

I never thought about that. I wish I did. Sad thing is when I had sex with her I used to think of Angel_luv.

Fucked up there son. Not only that but since she screwed you so badly, you could have posted them on Craigslist along with her phone number.

Live and learn son, live and learn.

[GeorgeCostanza]

At least you don't have to worry about anyone walking in while you are taking care of business.

[mouse]

Fucked up there son. Not only that but since she screwed you so badly, you could have posted them on Craigslist along with her phone number.


If Kim looked like Stacie the sports chick I may have. The facts are she is like me average looking. Average looking people don't rush to take nude pics.

That is what is so fucked up about here leaving me we were in love with our spirits not our bodies,well at least i was. She was just using me till her Tax refund came in. I don't blame her I want the best for her but give a Nigra 30 day notice not 2 hours before the rent is due! :bang




Live and learn son, live and learn.

That I will my man! :toat

[PM5K]

How much was the refund?

[polandprzem]

Mouse you shouldn't even touch your little fella again !

[mouse]

How much was the refund?

Last year she got 3,600.00 the fucked up thing was she only got 1,200.00 this year. :lmao

By her getting another job she gets punished? No wonder we have so many people who don't want to succeed in life, what for?

you get more money the worst off you are.:bang

[mouse]

Mouse you shouldn't even touch your little fella again !


I will give Kim until Feb the 20th to give me a curtsy fuck and after that it's time to pull out the old JB Pantyhose video sex tapes.

To bad ST doesn't have a dating service or singles forum.
:wakeup

[PM5K]

Damn you got dumped for a 1,200 dollar income tax refund?

I'd hope if I got dumped under similar circumstances it would at least be 4,000.00 or more.

I'll wait for you at the pound for my sprayer, I figure you and your dog will both wind up there soon, right?

[Kool Bob Love]

dose anyone have pics of this "kim"?????

:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd :nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd

[greyforest]

dose anyone?

[mouse]

Damn you got dumped for a 1,200 dollar income tax refund?

I'd hope if I got dumped under similar circumstances it would at least be 4,000.00 or more.

I'll wait for you at the pound for my sprayer, I figure you and your dog will both wind up there soon, right?


Your stand up is improving. actually I called a man who used to build house in San Antonio in fact he was on some sort of reality TV show where they flip houses but he had some money problems and I think he got sued. he said he with the Montelongo folks at the time, anyway he said i could stay in one of his partiality ready properties were he has a new business they do government contract work finding buildings and homes that waste energy they like enclose the homes and put like a blower in the front door and monitor where the leaks are and shit.. anyway he said if i want to do all his data entry i can just sleep there but he wants Sophie my dog outside and i can't have that.

also some guy come by with a Dell Precision M6400 have you seen these?

they have the enclosed back and they have issues with there drivers. it took me almost two hours to get the WiFi working and only one hour to install Vista and office drivers etc...it was one of those laptop the VA issues the soldiers who want to find a job or go to school. They have DOS passwords and you have to go deep in the setup to unlock shit. If he ever takes the laptop back to the VA hose techs they sub the work out to are going to be pissed. :lmao

what is also strange the man who is going to move 25% of my things into a 5X9 50 dollars a month storage was in the Army also. What are the chances Three EX Army Vato's all interacting within 18 hours?

That's some Butterfly pay it forward effect shit anyway I got a three piece chicken from bill millers and a six pack of bud long necks so it's all good.!

after he tells his friends who are students at his collage the work will come,Karma is alive... :wakeup

[mouse]

dose anyone have pics of this "kim"?????

:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd :nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd:nerd






let me get them.

[mouse]

This is the one she uses for her MySpace page.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/KimHeadshot.jpg

[mouse]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/10/7y.jpg

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/27411/original/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-FAP-IN-SHOWER-USE-FAPPAGE-AS-SOAP.jpg?1258685035



http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26686/original/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-FAP-AT-WORK-GET-PAID.jpg?1258220160


http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25627/original/1257614430561.jpg?1257616534

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25618/original/1257613480446.jpg?1257616356

That was creative and took time major Racks!

[PM5K]

This is the one she uses for her MySpace page.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/KimHeadshot.jpg

She was kinda out of your league anyhow, except for those whack-ass eyebrows.

[TheManFromAcme]

A thread about :jack

...interesting...

[polandprzem]

To bad ST doesn't have a dating service or singles forum.
:wakeup

I think it would work for me just fine :emoteyouprefer

[DMX7]

No george hill references yet?

[benefactor]

Do what you gotta do man. I have been rubbing more out than I used to because my wife is on an antidepressant that zaps her libido. We are down to about once a week from every other day...so I've had to take care of the in between space on my own.

[Stringer_Bell]

It depends if you look at it as your helping your body flush out stale unused fluids, then it's ok.

But if you look at it as killing one million babies it can ruin the whole masturbating experience.

Or you could feel guilty for denying a young woman a nutritious protein shake?

Don't do it to Kim's myspace pic. You might just want to visit the Bunny Ranch, maybe start a collection here on ST and let us vote on the chick you screw. Then use that for future jerk off material! :toast

[mouse]

^ Good point!

benefactor
Thanks for the heads up I guess I need to Google libido and figure this out.

DMX7

Good one!


polandprzem

maybe there is one already but it's one of those hidden secret forums.


Update on that place to stay the guy wants Sophie outside I can't have that. Like I am going to sleep good at night with Sophie outside in the cold peeking though the window giving me that "You piece of shit how could you" look?

Sophie has always been an inside dog since her early puppy days and she didn't ask to be part of this unnecessary drama Kim brought into my life why should she suffer?

ob-course the people who feel man is above all creatures and animals can't understand. If Sophie is going to be outside it may as well be at Martini martini's ranch house.

[mouse]

another thing I have noticed that not waxing my carrot for almost a week it responds better. all I have to do is barely graze it or think about Kim and it responds like a Swiss Army knife. I kinda like it.

[Sophie]

Like I am going to sleep good at night with Sophie outside in the cold peeking though the window giving me that "You piece of shit how could you" look?


you're not used to that look by now? :lmao

i'll be fine outside, just promise to leave the gate open.



dear spurstalk, if you have a good home and are not likely to get caught sniffing underage girls underwear, please come out to Express Lube on nacodoches...get a free dog (me) with any oil change. Hurry, quantities are limited. I'll meet you there.

[mouse]

:lmao


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