Period Over Valentines Day

[PM5K]

It's almost as bad as getting dumped by your girlfriend without warning when she gets her income tax refund.

[MiamiHeat]

what are you talking about!!

tons and tons of depressed ladies everywhere, single or in unhappy bad relationships!

it's like christmas 2 months later!

[jman3000]

I thought this was about your girl bleeding this weekend and how much it sucks youre not gonna get non extremely disgusting ass. ha.

[leemajors]

nothing wrong with period sex.

[jman3000]

except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

[TwAnKiEs]

except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

Clothes pin on the nose and a tarp = win :lol

[leemajors]

except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

shower

[Twisted_Dawg]

nothing wrong with period sex.

Redwing?


except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

That's what towels are for.

[Twisted_Dawg]

except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

But after you are through, it is hard to look down at your bloody weiner and say, "Buddy, I'm sorry I had to do that to you."

[PM5K]

Even I didn't expect this thread to go this badly...

[gatoloco]

you don't have to buy your hand flowers or chocolates. it's win win.

[Strike]

As long as you're not going for the joker face, no worries.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As long as you're not going for the joker face, no worries.

Getting your wings?

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

I can't wait for the ladies to accidently walk into this. Should be interesting.

[mrsmaalox]

except it smells and the aftermath is something from a murder scene.

It smells?? Man, you need to find yourself a higher class of skank!!

[panic giraffe]

it's just lube, jump right in.

[mrsmaalox]

Noooo, nooo, maalox. You won't find one guy that finds that smell appealing.

Oh I don't expect it to be appealing. On a normal, healthy, clean woman it shouldn't smell bad that's all.

For what it's worth, I don't like period sex but I'm not sure if most women do.

[SpursWoman]

It smells?? Man, you need to find yourself a higher class of skank!!


Seriously ... gross. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

i won't discriminate

[baseline bum]

Is her mouth bleeding too?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

period sex

:vomit:

[ploto]

Actually menstrual flow has no smell of its own.

Period sex is good because orgasm relieves cramps.

[The Reckoning]

talk about my bloody valentine

[jman3000]

Blood smells. End of story.

[jman3000]

Your penis should never look like a chest burster.

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/2009/07/31/chestburster.jpg

[Sisk]

talk about my bloody valentine

:toast

and as others recommended.. the shower works great for period sex

[BRHornet45]

sons if they are going thru their cycle I ain't with it, I'm gone. let them sit in their own filth for a week and think about how nasty they are. I'll be back in a week or so to check on them. god bless

[leemajors]

sons if they are going thru their cycle I ain't with it, I'm gone. let them sit in their own filth for a week and think about how nasty they are. I'll be back in a week or so to check on them. god bless

:lol

[tlongII]

:lmao

[Strike]

sons if they are going thru their cycle I ain't with it, I'm gone. let them sit in their own filth for a week and think about how nasty they are. I'll be back in a week or so to check on them. god bless

your amount of win never ceases to amaze me.

[SpursWoman]

sons if they are going thru their cycle I ain't with it, I'm gone. let them sit in their own filth for a week and think about how nasty they are. I'll be back in a week or so to check on them. god bless

I guess we're all very fortunate, then, that your mama also sat in her own filth thinking of how nasty she was a week or so per month for all of her reproductive years ... otherwise she'd never have been able to give us you. God bless. :)

[lebomb]

Hey, I toss the wifes salad on a regular, period sex aint got a dayum thing on me. :hat

[The Reckoning]

Hey, I toss the wifes salad on a regular, period sex aint got a dayum thing on me. :hat


nothin like some tabasco in that salsa

[Spur-Addict]

This thread wouldn't exist if you had a girl on the side like you're supposed to.

[Trainwreck2100]

It smells?? Man, you need to find yourself a higher class of skank!!


maybe her pH balance is off