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Koolaid_Man
02-16-2010, 08:25 PM
Ahh -- The Life of A Real King...:toast Fuck Billboards and Platitudes...

This is how the 31-year-old co-captain of the Lakers, the eleven-time All-Star, the four-time world champion, the most prolific and accomplished scorer currently drawing breath and an NBA paycheck, commutes. He takes a private helicopter from Orange County to every home game.

Bryant says the helicopter is just another tool for maintaining his body. It's no different than his weights or his whirlpool tubs or his custom-made Nikes. Given his broken finger, his fragile knees, his sore back and achy feet, not to mention his chronic agita, Bryant can't sit in a car for two hours. The helicopter, therefore, ensures that he gets to Staples Center feeling fresh, that his body is warm and loose and fluid as mercury when he steps onto the court.

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http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/kobes-ride-a-helicopter.php

DPG21920
02-16-2010, 08:26 PM
Kobe thread above ^

Koolaid_Man
02-16-2010, 08:28 PM
Kobe thread above ^


this is not about Kobe it's about his Chopper....:lol

Höfner
02-16-2010, 08:32 PM
Be Like Kobe.

Gutter92
02-16-2010, 08:35 PM
I couldn't read past the first paragraph cause all of that Kobe-Cum that dripped out of your mouth covered it up :/

boutons_deux
02-16-2010, 08:37 PM
"Get to da choppa!"

Bukefal
02-16-2010, 08:38 PM
pfffff :lmao how did it come this far. pointless

z0sa
02-16-2010, 08:42 PM
Riding to work in a helicopter makes you cooler than all those peons, Kobe.

Ode to Triple Ocho
02-16-2010, 08:53 PM
Riding to work in a helicopter makes you cooler than all those peons, Kobe.

All those peons are stuck on the 405 and 5 freeways in bumper to bumper traffic. :lol

lefty
02-16-2010, 09:23 PM
I'm sure he uses the helicopter because the judge has ordered him to stay away from white chicks on the street

Goran Tragic
02-16-2010, 10:12 PM
What a shitty troll.

MiamiHeat
02-16-2010, 10:13 PM
where the fuck is allannon's hypocritical ass in this thread

redzero
02-16-2010, 10:56 PM
That guy's going to go missing soon.

ElNono
02-16-2010, 11:07 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/522/original/Roflcopter.gif