Will I get laid after the Mavs-Suns game tonight?

[Findog]

I have two tickets to see the debut of Tuff Juice, Brendan Haywood and that guy that LeBron compared to Soulja Boy. I'm taking my girlfriend. Anyways, I was cleaning out some file cabinets today at work that belonged to a former coworker, when I came across this:




http://www.sheplers.com/i/p/117/117414/117414_89_p1_770x.jpg

I've already dabbed a bit of this panty-removing juice on my neck and wrists. So will she be all over me at the conclusion of tonight's game, win or lose, or will "McGraw" make her break out in hives?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If you were trying to get with a family member you should use McGraw. Since you're not it might backfire.

[Findog]

If you were trying to get with a family member you should use McGraw. Since you're not it might backfire.

:lmao

[Cane]

McGraw will only work if both you and the other party also smell like alcohol. Complements the fragrance well.

[Findog]

McGraw will only work if both you and the other party also smell like alcohol. Complements the fragrance well.

Actually McGraw + rohypnol is a potent combination.

[j.dizzle]

Son, Chanel Allure, Chrome or D&G. bitches love that shit

[lil_penny]

Try stetson.. great results.

[djohn2oo8]

Use Usher's

[DAF86]

I'm afraid I'm going to need some pics of your girlfriend to give you a well thought answer.

[Rogue]

I'm afraid I'm going to need some pics of your girlfriend to give you a well thought answer.
use your imagination son.

FOUR RINGS, FAGGOTS.

[Trainwreck2100]

use your imagination son.

FOUR RINGS, FAGGOTS.


So are you gonna put out or not

[clambake]

sex out of wedlock is a sin........i heard that somewhere.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So what happened?

[ClippersDynasty]

lol findog getting fucked and still managing to comment on Spurstalk simultaneously. That's dedication.

[ShoogarBear]

At least you didn't come across his gay porn in the filing cabinet.

[ClippersDynasty]

At least you didn't come across his gay porn in the filing cabinet.

:lmao

[Shank]

Does fingerblasting count?

Or did she have to call the amberlamps?

[Findog]

So what happened?

"Um...it's not the worst thing I've ever smelled."

High Praise indeed.

As it turns out, she's got a visitor this time of the month, so I had to settle for a little make-out action and nothing more.

[timvp]

"Um...it's not the worst thing I've ever smelled."

High Praise indeed.

As it turns out, she's got a visitor this time of the month, so I had to settle for a little make-out action and nothing more.

Sounds kinda like the Spurs after the RJ trade. Except the visitor doesn't go away. :depressed

[Findog]

Sounds kinda like the Spurs after the RJ trade. Except the visitor doesn't go away. :depressed

Yeah, I know in a few days things will be cool again, whereas you guys don't get rid of Jefferson for another year or whenever his contract is up.

[fitzgerald]

Sounds kinda like the Spurs after the RJ trade. Except the visitor doesn't go away. :depressed

Nice! :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"Um...it's not the worst thing I've ever smelled."

High Praise indeed.

As it turns out, she's got a visitor this time of the month, so I had to settle for a little make-out action and nothing more.


:lmao, you actually wore the McGraw cologne. It must have been nice to watch your boy Amare play well in person.

[Findog]

:lmao, you actually wore the McGraw cologne. It must have been nice to watch your boy Amare play well in person.

His problem is that he should play like that every night and he doesn't. Your boy Nash stunk it up though.

[Dex]

Should've gone with the Sex Panther instead.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

His problem is that he should play like that every night and he doesn't. Your boy Nash stunk it up though.


Whenever he gets his touches he plays like that. I'm not a big fan of the mindset, "I need my touches if you want me to rebound or play D," I'll never understand it and I think it's selfish, but you can't fault Amare for it when so many big men have had it in the past and so many still do. Everyone remembers that quote, "The big dog needs his touches if you want him to protect the rim," from Shaq.

So what does that McGraw stuff smell like? A farm?

[I. Hustle]

If you would have worn Brut you would have at least gotten a BJ. McGraw + period = lame makeout session; Brut + period = BJ; Old Spice + period = anal

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Brut + period = BJ; Old Spice + period = anal


The only works if you're a black guy riding a horse backwards.

[I. Hustle]

The only works if you're a black guy riding a horse backwards.

I that's right. He is a white guy. Well for you then Fin Old Spice + Period = tossed salad.

[The Gemini Method]

So does that mean I shouldn't have bought the Tim McGraw cologne? Aww damn...

[Trainwreck2100]

So does that mean I shouldn't have bought the Tim McGraw cologne? Aww damn...

that depends, do you plan on hitting any Wal Marts soon?

[The Gemini Method]

that depends, do you plan on hitting any Wal Marts soon?

After seeing some of the fine dime pieces on People of Wal-mart.com...I may have to make it a weekend thing with my McGraw attractant full and strong!

[Findog]

I wish they would make "Busey", a fragrance patterned after the musk of actor Gary Busey:

http://trailerparkbarbie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/garybusey.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

I usually go for the Woody Harrelson cologne...Eau de Sativa

[I. Hustle]

This is what you wear if you are going after MILFs
http://www.perfumeaholics.com/images/spider_man_cologne-kids.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

"Um...it's not the worst thing I've ever smelled."

High Praise indeed.

As it turns out, she's got a visitor this time of the month, so I had to settle for a little make-out action and nothing more.

Maybe next time you'll be able to use that line on her.