2016 Draft Prospect: Kyle Gordon

[jaffies]

http://www.ncchristiancamps.org/images/nccs_boys_basketball.jpg


Full Name: Kyle "Yogurt" Gordon, Jr. | G
Born: October 16, 1997
Age: 12 and 1/2
Height: 5-2
Weight: 94 lbs
Favorite Food: Corn Dogs

Pros:
-Once made a 3-pointer.
-Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.
-Can dribble "under the leg".
-Has a LeBron rookie card worth $12.50.
-Doctors say he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet.
-His record is 16-5 when playing on a rim lower than 8 feet.



Cons:
-Will play this summer for the local AAU team.
-Has chronic tummy-aches.
-Just started to discover girls.
-His mom doesn't let him out past 9pm, could interfere with practices.
-Doesn't like using the gym showers because it's "kinda gay", could affect team chemistry.
-Likes to pick his scabs, extending his injury recovery time.

[SpurCharger]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!

[Spursmania]

:lmao

[crc21209]

This kid is going to be a BEAST! :lol

[honestfool84]

hahahahahaha. wow. wow. wow. this is too funny.

jaffies, you should be working at comedy central!

[honestfool84]

:tu

[nhan]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! funniest thing ever

[spectator]

omg!!! hilarious!!!

[timvp]

:lmao

[PeterBurns]

Quite Possibly the greatest post in Spurstalk history.

[sa_kid20]

:lmao:rollin

[ivanfromwestwood]

nice. looks like he could be a real cornerstone some day.

[Libri]

-Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.They still sell British Knights? I thought they didn't make them anymore.

[PeterBurns]

I've read this 4 times. Classic. Just Classic

[ElNono]

http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/e/1/e1b0e-Legendary_Thread.jpg

[crc21209]

You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position! :lol

[mardigan]

Too funny my man

[Patrick Davis]

I heard USC is about ready to offer him a scholarship.

[Libri]

You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position! :lol

He can be our JJ Barea.

[z0sa]

:lmao that's great

[FeZZy]

lmao

[FeZZy]

:lmao

[celldweller]

:lol
I hoping for someone at least 5'4" Pop would take small ball to a whole new level.

[angelbelow]

hahahhaahah good shit

[Budkin]

Thread of the year!!!

:lmao

[Budkin]

Dude this has me laughing so fucking hard I'm crying hahahahahahhah

[hommeaetage]

:lmao

This tread should get an award

[silverblk mystix]

apparently he patterned his game after Matt Bonner!

[duncan228]

:lol Great stuff jaffies.

[blkroadrunners]

:lol

[Chieflion]

Whoevers thinks this kid will fall to us in the 2nd round is a moron. He will be the next Larry Bird. First overall pick come 2016.

[Vic Petro]

Pop won't play him. He's already too tall.

[AussieFanKurt]

http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/e/1/e1b0e-Legendary_Thread.jpg

:toast
agreed

[Refocus]

lmfao.

[UnWantedTheory]

I think I sharted...and hard.

[UnWantedTheory]

:toast
agreed

Jaffies night baby!

[all_heart]

Thanks for making me laugh.. I really needed it :)

[all_heart]

Our second choice will be Matt Bonner Jr., who strangely refers to himself as the Silver and Black rocket. Nobody knows why...

[UnWantedTheory]

:lol
I hoping for someone at least 5'4" Pop would take small ball to a whole new level.

Are you fucking kidding me bro? I am fucking sick of this BS.

That kid is way to tall for PoP.

Get a grip.

[Sisk]

never lock this thread

future tim duncan

it's pretty solid.. i'm taking 50-1 odds on 2 championship rings on his fingers within his first 4 years pro

[DesignatedT]

this is fucking hilarious

[Sisk]

this is fucking hilarious

isn't it
??!!?!!
:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:: lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[NickiRasgo]

He is the future.

[bigdog]

:rollin

[benefactor]

We may need to trade up. Perhaps we can trade our 2017 and 2018 second rounders to try to get into the first round.

[ezau]

lmao

[The Truth #6]

He'll probably play in Europe and it'll be Splittter all over again. Great.

[SpurNation]

:rollinFunniest thing I've seen posted on this forum.

Hope this kid actually makes it to the NBA.

[will_spurs]

Whoevers thinks this kid will fall to us in the 2nd round is a moron. He will be the next Larry Bird. First overall pick come 2016.

Exactly my first thought: our "protected" 2nd round pick will never be enough, unless some ninjas kidnap him and remove his ACLs.

[urunobili]

and the legend grows... jaffies should get yet another spur for this! :tu

[Xevious]

:lmao

Thanks Ratliff!

[Agloco]

Jaffies is a fucking legend. Nuff said. :hat

I see a fourth Spur in his future....

[Avitus1]

LMAO, brilliant...

[I. Hustle]

and the legend grows... jaffies should get yet another spur for this! :tu


Jaffies is a fucking legend. Nuff said. :hat

I see a fourth Spur in his future....

I say give the man a spur for being the first to post this. Awesome work.
http://www.inameri.ca/erm/25ad8-slow_clap.gif

[I. Hustle]

....

[JR3]

I don't agree with the thought that we may need to move up in the draft to get Kyle Gordon. I'm sure there are other young players out there with rookie cards worth WAY more than $12.50. Plus.. the picking the scabs thing will worry a lot of doctors in this league like Blairs ACLs. He will drop down to us.

[Spurs Brazil]

:lol

[Brazil]

:rollin

[SpurCharger]

Lol, He May Bypass His Junior And senior Year of High School, And come Pro!

[mando6599]

So funny. Great post. I'll be there.


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[hater]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Sausage]

We need to sign this guy to a contract asap. USC may get into a bidding war with us and we'll probably lose him.

[King]

The original post was hilarious. The replies that follow with people trying to add their own jokes...not so much. Sometimes it's just good to laugh, and leave well enough alone.

[NickiRasgo]

We need you right now, you will be the Spurs' Savior.

[Blackjack]

I think the Spurs may have just found a new scout.:tu

As it pertains to Gordon, the fact that he's seen backing down an opponent is a bit worrisome and could be problematic finding a role for him in the offense; 2016 Timmy will need considerably more undersized 3-point shooting to space the floor for him (on both ends) and a potential growth spurt could be a deal-breaker.

But, overall, I think he's worth taking a flier on; his upside is extremely limited (which is precisely the type of player that sees minutes with Pop).

Well done, jaffies. :toast (I missed this while I was out.)

[E-RockWill]

I wonder what # he'll wear........

[8FOR!3]

i wonder what # he'll wear........

16.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

hahahaha

[TIMMYD!]

:lol:lol

This shit is hilarious.

Instant classic?

[BWS-1994]

A Silver Lining!

[JR3]

The original post was hilarious. The replies that follow with people trying to add their own jokes...not so much. Sometimes it's just good to laugh, and leave well enough alone.

I didn't know there was a joke police out there. Sorry if my extra joke add on didn't tickle you enough.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Up there with the Hitler overdubs! :tu :lmao

[jimo2305]

he has to go to college first.. unless he pulls a brandon jennings

[nkdlunch]

Do you guys think we still go after Kyle in the offseason?

[nkdlunch]

I didn't know there was a joke police out there. Sorry if my extra joke add on didn't tickle you enough.

:lol

[duhoh]

You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position! :lol

only if nellie doesn't get him first :lol

[NickiRasgo]

He's still have 6 years.