how to commit a crime...

[Rogue]

WITHOUT leaving any clue or evidence for Cops to track you down and to use against you in the court of law? Sincerely there should be some functional advice for each sort of crime including murder, fraud, robbery, theft etc... No matter if you're doing crimes for financial reasons or just simply for fun, the most preliminary prerequisite is security. I know there are some spurstalk members who're cops in their real lives, and some others working right on the opposing stage. However when these sensitive issues are discussed in a virtual world, it really doesn't matter which side you represent.

It's not because I wanted to do anything bad in real life that I started this thread, I'm just curious. :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Rogue going rogue

[CosmicCowboy]

Rule #1....work by yourself
Rule #2...don't tell ANYONE you did it.

Police "investigation" is overblown by TV...in the real world they solve about 90% of crimes by using snitches.

[MiamiHeat]

wait, i thought rogue couldn't speak english very well?

what happened?

[spurster]

Rule Number 1: Don't start a thread on it in Spurstalk.

[Stringer_Bell]

When you created this thread, you lost The Game.

[J.T.]

Make sure you have an airtight alibi before you do anything.

Kill any witnesses.

Burn any evidence.

If murder of witnesses and incineration of evidence is not possible consider plastic surgery to change your appearance or relocation to a place from which the U.S. cannot extradite you.

[Frenzy]

If you have no record and don't tell anyone and no one sees...I don't see how you could get caught no matter what the cry is.

Most people get caught cause they talk.

[J.T.]

If firearms are needed, then use someone else's gun.

Wear gloves.

[J.T.]

Never go out the way you came in, lest you are robbing a bank.

[CosmicCowboy]

You can tell JT has given this a lot of thought. :lol

[panic giraffe]

be rich. that usually helps people stay out of jail.

oh and be white, that works too.

[Spurminator]

The best thing to do is leave all sorts of evidence behind so the cops will think it's TOO obvious, and that you've been set up.

[RandomGuy]

rule #1....work by yourself
rule #2...don't tell anyone you did it.

Police "investigation" is overblown by tv...in the real world they solve about 90% of crimes by using snitches.

+1

[mookie2001]

Wear gloves, leave no tracks, put tape on your soles, wear white shirt and jeans, do not be drunk, create an alibi that you do all the time, stay calm, walk in fast like you own the place, don't hesitate

and the most important part, don't tell anyone what you did, this is what gets most people, they don't think the crime is worth it unless someone knows.

And make sure the crime is worth it, a life of crime doesn't pay and you will get caught, one well planned crime is feasible, then just stop. You won. Don't push your luck

If the police somehow still ask or tell you anything, don't say shit, just keep your mouth fucking shut, nothing you could possibly say is going to help you. Then hire a criminal lawyer

also learn from eazy e and don't stop to rape a tranny at gunpoint during the crime

[CuckingFunt]

Kill anyone who gets in your way.

Without hesitation.

Just keep killing.

When you get tired of killing, go out in a hail of bullets.

Bullets and glory.

[EmptyMan]

Dump the body parts in an underwater channel and don't befriend your next mark.

[Cyrano]

1. Commit crime.
2. Be Roman Polanski
3. Profit!

[JamStone]

Plenty of solid suggestions already. The way I see it, if you're going to commit a crime, plan it out as well as possible but do it in a town, city, and preferably state you've never gone before planning the crime and a place you don't intend on returning to, a place you have no friends, relatives, or associates. Once you're done, leave and never return. Along with many of the other suggestions given, that's my piece of advice.

[Dex]

Kill anyone who gets in your way.

Without hesitation.

Just keep killing.

When you get tired of killing, go out in a hail of bullets.

Bullets and glory.

:tu

Don't forget the grenades.

[Summers]

Ants. Then vinegar.

[CuckingFunt]

Lie.

And, if that doesn't work, lye.

[CubanMustGo]

Just shoot yourself and be done with it. Nobody left to answer questions. And after all, killing yourself IS a crime, so you'll get away with it.

[JMarkJohns]

All of the above + Use an icicle as the murder weapon...

[redzero]

Why don't you just drive up to a person, shoot their ass, and drive away? Pretty straight forward.

[CuckingFunt]

Why don't you just drive up to a person, shoot their ass, and drive away? Pretty straight forward.

If you shoot someone's ass they'll probably survive and could identify you. Not the best strategy.

Double-tap.

[panic giraffe]

1. Commit crime.
2. Be Roman Polanski
3. Profit!

so that's what step 2 was....damn pedo-gnomes

[ORION]

There's a store
but don't point
walk inside case the joint
one man behind the counter
another in the back
go out to the car and load the gat.
grab the ski mask
here's the task
go in broke come out with cash

[sabar]

Hire a hitman from a disposable phone and make payment by proxy. All you need is one witness to blow apart your alibi and you're screwed, don't do it yourself.

It doesn't matter if you leave evidence or not. The prosecution will use circumstantial evidence against you. All they need is one person to destroy your alibi or witness the crime and your perfect crime is gone.

You have to leave no witnesses.

Alternatively you could get inside the police dept or prosecution and just destroy evidence and direct the case away from you. You could also fabricate evidence and just put away some random guy in your place for all your crimes.

[Cyrano]

Blame George Bush.

this has been a paid political announcement by the Democratic Party

[panic giraffe]

Blame George Bush.

this has been a paid political announcement by the Democratic Party


what crime was commit..........
nah nevermind, i'm not even going to feed the troll.
now kindly drive into a lake.

[TheManFromAcme]

This is Chalrles Manson and I need ideas....

[spurster]

Geez, just download the movie from Pirate Bay and get it over with.

[Jacob1983]

Pretty much what everyone has said in this thread. Don't leave evidence behind. Don't tell anyone. No witnesses. Be thorough. Ask Dexter Morgan for help.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Lie.

And, if that doesn't work, lye.

pretty witty

[mojorizen7]

Ride in a white Bronco during the NBA Finals after crime. It may take awhile.....but eventually you'll walk.

[jack sommerset]

Random

[xellos88330]

wierd thread.

I would say the easiest solution is to not get cocky and start talkin about your new 'job'. Dont even let anyone know your doing it.